weekly goat question

[maks]

If a goat has a mass of 2.468180^E28kg, and a kenetic energy of 4.184TJ, why are goats so awesome?

http://www.charlietuna.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Goat-screaming.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

hang on I gotta find the conversion of TJ to MeV

[maks]

Oh I almost forgot the goat also has a resistance of 4.7kΩ

[always stevey]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZ1LqjDvhBwtCdm9UaekcbZ5scOL-4EF0wUPtrAqVyUviYUI0i

[blumpkin blownuts]

you've gone and done it now gull cat

[maks]

http://bloggingbiblically.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/three-goats.jpg

[maks]

Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

"Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .

"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Well, be off with you," said the troll.

A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.

But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

"Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.

"Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.

Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.

That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so,

Snip, snap, snout.
This tale's told out.

[JujiDrool]

maks

[timmy]

ive pet a goat before irl

[doctor remulak]

If a goat has a mass of 2.468180^E28kg, and a kenetic energy of 4.184TJ, why are goats so awesome?


I am Doctor Remulak.

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://i.imgur.com/s3OWjOx.png

[always stevey]

maks

Stop obsessing, skankly.

[JujiDrool]

ive pet a goat before irlme too

her name was Lilly and she used to be chained to a stick near a pond I used to yabby at

[maks]

I am Doctor Remulak.

I know. What do you think about goats?


http://i.imgur.com/s3OWjOx.png

Goat on a boat is my favorite dr suess book

[always stevey]

me too

her name was Lilly and she used to be chained to a stick near a pond I used to yabby at

And...you fucked it.

[doctor remulak]

I know. What do you think about goats?

I am Doctor Remulak.



Goat on a boat is my favorite Doctor Remulak book


I am Doctor Remulak.

[always stevey]

Doctor Remulak is very mysterious.

[maks]

ive pet a goat before irl

yeah they're a favorite at most petting zoos, what kid doesn't love goats

[JujiDrool]

maks

[doctor remulak]

Doctor Remulak is very mysterious.

I am Doctor Remulak.

[always stevey]

Doctor Remulak!

[maks]

http://www.search-best-cartoon.com/cartoon-animals/cartoon-animals-goat.jpg

[maks]

It's hard to find a goat cartoon without a giant watermark covering it

[blumpkin blownuts]

[something maks didn't see]

he's ignoring you stupid

[maks]

thanks for not quoting her bob, I owe you one.

http://images.cpcache.com/merchandise/514_400x400_NoPeel.jpg?region=name:FrontCenter,id:17041210,w:16
going to buy you this on wordpress

[always stevey]

http://noisydogstudio.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c421d53ef0133f5402e2b970b-800wi

They are rather cute animals and they kinda act like dogs.

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://www.tanwater.com/animation/ani-goat.gif

[juji]

If a goat has a mass of 2.468180^E28kg, and a kenetic energy of 4.184TJ, why are goats so awesome?

http://www.charlietuna.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Goat-screaming.jpg

Lucky Goat

[JujiDrool]

maks

[blumpkin blownuts]

now i'm ingoring you

[always stevey]

maks

ELAAAAAAAAAAINE! ELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE! ELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE!

[blumpkin blownuts]

ELAINE! ELAINE! ELAINE!

hahahahahah

[JujiDrool]

hey maks

[maks]

pretty sure I posted this in the other thread but I'm going to post it anyway because it's relevant and I feel like listening to it again


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwSOrd4E7yw

[JujiDrool]

maks!

[always stevey]

maks!

This is sad. hahaha

[JujiDrool]

maks

[maks]

Anyone know of other good goat songs I should check out?

[always stevey]

maks

Pffft. Attention whore. lol

[blumpkin blownuts]

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[JujiDrool]

maks

[blumpkin blownuts]

pls stop quoting it gull cat
this is a forum of peace serenity and goats (which is redundant as goats are peaceful and serene)

[JujiDrool]

maks

[maks]

pls stop quoting it gull cat
this is a forum of peace serenity and goats (which is redundant as goats are peaceful and serene)

yeah this would be a better world if goats were in charge

[JujiDrool]

maks

[maks]

By the way the answer is
sheep - gay + (awesome*5) = goat

[JujiDrool]

By the way the answer is
sheep - gay + (awesome*5) = goatcorrect


http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/ju78g2yigxgid6dy2qje.jpg

[always stevey]

Real women have curves.

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/7012/pyjamas2.jpg

You can open cans with that chin... Nice hair.

[blumpkin blownuts]

ive liked curves even before they came back in vogue

[blumpkin blownuts]

sweet pyjamas too, i bet she pops her collar before bed

[always stevey]

Most men prefer curves to skin and bones.

[maks]

Real women have curves.

You can open cans with that chin... Nice hair.

She looks like curt cobain

[always stevey]

She looks more like Beck IMO


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHjjqYQpBQg

[JujiDrool]

Most men prefer curves to skin and bones.oh you think unfit flab is hot

nice try bush-pig

jealous pig

go job around the block

you're gross

you have fat folds in your arms, that isn't healthy... you'd have to lift your overhang gut to even get at you or are you suggesting they just find a fat roll and use the rancid sweat that builds up in there as lube and just have at it?

[always stevey]

oh you think unfit flab is hot

nice try bush-pig

jealous pig

go job around the block

you're gross

you have fat folds in your arms, that isn't healthy... you'd have to lift your overhang gut to even get at you or are you suggesting they just find a fat roll and use the rancid sweat that builds up in there as lube and just have at it?

You think Ice Junky's are hot so your opinion is null.

[JujiDrool]

http://i.qkme.me/36at0r.jpg

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHjjqYQpBQg

[maks]

yeah you're right good call

[JujiDrool]

You think Ice Junky's are hot so your opinion is null.I think most things are hotter than YOU

he's probably even healthier you fat pig

[always stevey]

I think most things are hotter than YOU

he's probably even healthier you fat pig

At least I can afford food. :P

[JujiDrool]

At least I can afford food. :Poh I think you eat everything in site

get back out to the paddock cow

no-one wants to lift your flab rolls

no wonder you collect pics of other women and then sign up to forums pretending to be them... if I looked like you I would too instead of actually getting off my falbby unfit ass and stop stuffing my fugly face full of food and exercise

oh no wait... I wouldn't

I wouldn;t get that disgustingly fat and unfit and try to troll other women to make my fat ugly ass feel better... because at the end of the day you look like this....

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/ju78g2yigxgid6dy2qje.jpg

not me

you WISH

it takes exercise and not stuffing your face full of food all day to not have to have rolls of flab to lift to show off your bits

[always stevey]

At least I don't fuck everything in sight.

[always stevey]

http://i.imgur.com/zrTdteY.jpg

[JujiDrool]

At least I don't fuck everything in sight.No. Nothing would fuck you. even the sad lonely desperate guys here have left on seeing your fucking hideous pics

you eat everything in site though, clearly

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/ju78g2yigxgid6dy2qje.jpg

[Mike the Man]

yeah they're a favorite at most petting zoos, what kid doesn't love goatsOnes who saw Star Wars and got freaked out by Jarjar Binks.

http://cdn.indulgy.com/yD/8B/9C/279363983104839924jIk6FtCFc.jpghttp://edandmari.com/images/goober_JarJarBinks.jpg


Anyone know of other good goat songs I should check out?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mx5ERj1eI

[maks]

That's a sheep song, goats are not the same as sheep.

[maks]

goat

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Stop obsessing, skankly.

[maks]

lisa please don't bump this thread unless you have a question about goats, tyia

[maks]

https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/files/2017/07/35487669845_4ebaafb0a0_o.jpg