Save lisa's Baby, you can help. here's how...

[syncan aka ken post jr]

https://secure.piryx.com/donate/Jqk7CYM5/Lisa-s-Fetus/

i figure it will cost Lisa around 200,000 grand to raise this kid, so maybe if we can raise the 200k before her abortion, she will keep the baby, because it's not that she doesn't want the child, she jsut does not want to work hard or make any sacfrice in her life for the baby.

so get out there, save a baby, save lisa's baby by donating today.

[Mike the Man]

I'll donate half a dozen coathangers.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

if you don't give lisa's money it's exactly like you are killing the baby yourself. You some sort of baby killer man???

[syncan aka ken post jr]

look at me i'm tough guy mike the man and i kill kids.

[Mike the Man]

Who said anything about using them to kill kids? No, the coathangers are so Lisa can be conveniently hung up naked on a fence somewhere and fucked silly so that you bleeding hearts can make moar "save Lisa's baby" threads.

Think outside the square, jarhead. :giggle:

[syncan aka ken post jr]

mike the baby killer

[Mike the Man]

You failed English comprehension, I can tell. Hell, call me a baby killer all you like, just remember who facilitated all those little sproglings you'll be begging donations for over the coming years.

Coathangers: a million and one household uses. Which is about a million more than you have braincells it seems. Now, how about some more of that red rep love, hmmm?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you seem a little defensive mike, just how many babies have you killed.

[Mike the Man]

None. I'm sure you'll tell me otherwise though.

(Meanwhile in a back paddock in Cowes, Lisa, bereft of the 6 coathangers generously donated by a good samaritan name Mike because of a mixup at the donations office, slides off the fence and falls flat on her cunt, miscarrying the baby and giving dp something else to whine about)

[syncan aka ken post jr]

well since you have not donated yet, to save lisa's baby, that's 1. please donate today and save a bogan baby.

[maks]

I killed 3 babies just last week

[maks]

seriously kids are assholes no matter what their age but especially fucking babies I can't stand the little shits

[Mike the Man]

I donated six coathangers. Its not my fault your accounting ledger is as empty as your brainpan, bank balance and little black book!

[syncan aka ken post jr]

stay out of my threads flagger aspie

[syncan aka ken post jr]

man rubynet is so edgey YA WE KILL LITTLE BABIES NO BIG DEAL

[Mike the Man]

Meh, you do the right thing, facilitate a scheme to germinate a new generation of watermelon-headed retards for the conservative redneck elements to masturbate over for the glory of god and somehow that makes you a baby killer! :gives:

[syncan aka ken post jr]

not doing anything is as bad as flipping the switch to suck out lisa's fetus with the baby vacum yourself

[Mike the Man]

Hey! That vacuum cleaner was supposed to be used to pop out her nipples. You know, so her johns had something to hold on to while they were fucking her up the ass!

[syncan aka ken post jr]

so edgy oh man you are really cool mike

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you think it's that baby's fault his mother is an isanse ulgy cunt, and his father is a meth head, no it's not, that baby might grow up to be the next croicidlle dundee you never know, just give lisa's baby a chance, just like you had mike after your crack whore mother got knocked up.

[always stevey]

I'll trade all of my best drugs for meth to turn the baby into an ice junky if it's a boy so Lisa will never be lonely
again.

[Mike the Man]

you think it's that baby's fault his mother is an isanse ulgy cunt, and his father is a meth head, no it's not, that baby might grow up to be the next croicidlle dundee you never knowSo we're donating to save a cabbage that'll ultimately get spiked by a manta-ray? Cool! What a worthwhile charity you have running there my good sir!

Peanut.

[always stevey]

Hurrrr KKKudd naym itt "Philthy Phil"

The retarded net jedi.. Go away.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

So we're donating to save a cabbage that'll ultimately get spiked by a manta-ray? Cool! What a worthwhile charity you have running there my good sir!

Peanut.

did you honestly just confuse the corrrriclde hunter with corcdididle dundee, because man if you did, you done fucked up

[syncan aka ken post jr]

hey looks it's flaggerchat and his autsim

[Mike the Man]

Alright, in light of the budding little Steve Irwin gestating inside that drug-addled freak, I've decided I'll add to my generous donation of the half a dozen coathangers with a case of Roche sunscreen SPF+30. Its guaranteed to ward off all those killer 'rays!

Never let it be said I don't give generously to charity.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

paul hogan != Steve Irwin

i really hope you are trolling mike the man and are not acutally this stupid

[always stevey]

Yo' CulDesac..... wutz dat utturrrr innbread bassturdz naym?

Gooo phuuuckk yorself?

[Mike the Man]

did you honestly just confuse the corrrriclde hunter with corcdididle dundee, because man if you did, you done fucked up
You're right. Tell you what, lets scrap the sunscreen and instead donate a bunch of screaming harpies for the little sprogling to amuse itself divorcing and remarrying, just like any good god fearing catholic. Oh, and a slab of Fosters, since no other self respecting Aussie would be caught dead drinking the shit and Americans deserve to drink that watered down piss they call Budweiser anyway.

Satisfied?

[maks]

You're right. Tell you what, lets scrap the sunscreen and instead donate a bunch of screaming harpies for the little sprogling to amuse itself divorcing and remarrying, just like any good god fearing catholic. Oh, and a slab of Fosters, since no other self respecting Aussie would be caught dead drinking the shit and Americans deserve to drink that watered down piss they call Budweiser anyway.

Satisfied?

holy shit shut the fuck up

[syncan aka ken post jr]

thorw another neg rep on the barbie

[Mike the Man]

Yeah, throw a bunch of them on. Because I so obviously don't want you to. :jackoff:

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ok that's for your approval in this matter mike the man, i fell a whole lot better about neg repping every post i see of yours

[maks]

Hi my name is quickmeme guy and I like to bloviate about uninteresting bullshit all day long

[maks]

brb writing a wall of text that sounds like it's straight out of a cheers episode because I like to keep my humor fresh and current

[Mike the Man]

ok that's for your approval in this matter mike the man, i fell a whole lot better about neg repping every post i see of yoursSweet. Win/win, everyone's happy. I'm so glad we sorted that out.

Now, about those coathangers...

[timmy]

seriously kids are assholes no matter what their age but especially fucking babies I can't stand the little shits

who fucks babies?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

lisa i need your bitcoin address or bank account number so i can send the donations to you

[syncan aka ken post jr]

bitcoins for not killing babies .org

[Dustin]

seriously kids are assholes no matter what their age but especially fucking babies I can't stand the little shits

dont you hate when people hold newborn babies and talk about how they're so "cute"

[timmy]

i pretty much neg repped mike the man in this thread because he makes painful to read posts

[syncan aka ken post jr]

+rep lisa's fetus by giving even 5 or 10 dollors

[timmy]

dont you hate when people hold newborn babies and talk about how they're so "cute"

theyre adorable in a different way, because theyre so small and helpless, looks d ont matter when you love something :hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr:

[JujiDrool]

Which fucktard admin/mod stickied this shit?

[timmy]

why does it matter?
showing you care is not usually a good thing on a forum like this

[always stevey]

Which fucktard admin/mod stickied this shit?

Where's your gratitude, stupid slut?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

lisa don't get mad, you want to stay as clam as possible in your first trimester

[blumpkin blownuts]

uhoh lisa's gonna lose respect for one of the mods :hide:

[JujiDrool]

Seriously the dumbest shit I've ever seen gets stickied in this forum

The only good one I ever saw was the one clay made after he bent over for jack when jack had the forum closed down because he's a pedophile

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'll donate if i get my name on a plaque

[syncan aka ken post jr]

lisa, i'm trying to help, we are all trying to help your baby, give it a fighting chance

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you are just going to murder this baby, maybe if you had enough money for meth and baby stuff you would not do it. and that baby could live

[Camoron]

Who said anything about using them to kill kids? No, the coathangers are so Lisa can be conveniently hung up naked on a fence somewhere and fucked silly so that you bleeding hearts can make moar "save Lisa's baby" threads.

Think outside the square, jarhead. :giggle:

get out

[Camoron]

i will donate 10 dolalrs if you name the baby archibald after my uncle.

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://www.thatreligiousstudieswebsite.com/images_trsw/Ethics/pro_life_poster.jpg

precious in his little baby flannel

[Dustin]

Lisa you are so fucking rude gosh lisa GOSH. Ya freakin dingus we're trying to help :raged:

[Dustin]

http://www.thatreligiousstudieswebsite.com/images_trsw/Ethics/pro_life_poster.jpg

precious in his little baby flannel

going to hell

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://i.imgur.com/BeVScY1.jpg

[maks]

lisa? clump?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

lisa;s cat got clumped

[juji]

Which fucktard admin/mod stickied this shit?

Because you're special, nobody wants you to have an abortion

[blumpkin blownuts]

If lisa has her baby it will restore my faith in humanity

[blumpkin blownuts]

Maybe the kid will somehow be born mentally capable and can raise lisa when it's old enough

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i will admit my real reason that i am trying so hard to save lisa's baby,

i want lisa's baby to be born, then i want to somehow become lisa's baby babysitter

so the circle of life can go on

[juji]

i will admit my real reason that i am trying so hard to save lisa's baby,

i want lisa's baby to be born, then i want to somehow become lisa's baby babysitter

so the circle of life can go on

pedofile

[F4]

Lisa's Baby Didn't Tap

[steveyos]

There was a problem submitting your payment. Please correct the following errors and try again.

Amount must be $5.00 or more.



can't afford more than one dollar which is still more than I can afford maybe it's a good thing it didn't work anyway see ya at fjs

[UofLCardfan08]

I killed 3 babies just last weekThree salads ramen will never toss, the humanity

[juji]

There was a problem submitting your payment. Please correct the following errors and try again.

Amount must be $5.00 or more.



can't afford more than one dollar which is still more than I can afford maybe it's a good thing it didn't work anyway see ya at fjs

Time to check welfare check?

[Dustin]

fjs wins again

[F4]

fjs wins again

[Desolation]

uhoh lisa's gonna lose respect for one of the mods :hide:

it was me and i'm feeling very sorry for doing so

[Desolation]

unsticked - i hope this patches things up

[blumpkin blownuts]

too late she's stormed out for definitely certainly the last tiem :sweat:

[maks]

Three salads ramen will never toss, the humanity

one thing about ramen she never runs out of butts to lick

[Desolation]

I don't even know how I ended up in this forum.

I have nowhere to go.

My family abused me.

The only person in my life was someone who picked me up off the street battered and bruised and in shock and they turned out to be a ice junky who was using me for what he could. These are not things I want in my life.

I tried really hard to do something worthwhile. In spite of all the shit, not even having a home through highschool and never finishing I went and got myself two degrees when I was 21 and sat an entry exam and was lucky enough to be smart enough yto blitz it in, and that's about the only time in my life where having brain gave me a lift up, I wanted to teach and help children get through school because I never did and spent years before university living in what was hell, a violent man putting me in hospital because frankly I didn't know any better... and I did teach for a couple of years but I't

where is this from? Green rep to the person that links me the thread,

[blumpkin blownuts]

:iia:

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?6082-I-can-t-take-any-more-of-this

[syncan aka ken post jr]

pretty sure you can make it up to lisa by sticking her meltdown thread

[syncan aka ken post jr]

lisa's fetus got shut down, lisa's fetus is dead

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/merrysharpei/DSC_00019.jpg

will a :lizard: please repost this where lisa can see it

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you looking for another ban aspie??

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa, all my fundraiser threads fail, mikes dead, your baby's dead, ugh i try to help so much but i just fail,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

first lisa's baby was killed, and now flagger, who's next!

[m0nde]

fuck you dp you bumped 20 shit threads and 1 good one

[Autistic Spectrum]

thanks m0nde that means alot coming from you

[urkles girlfriend]

this thread is awful omg

[maks]

fanfare, bobhughes, elz, god I miss when this forum was worth reading

[urkles girlfriend]

I cant believe how bad this thread is

[Wendy <3]

I can't believe lisa is still alive

[Autistic Spectrum]

Tried to find the tinychat thread when pluggy almost killed himself over lisa this one will.do i guess

[maks]

he was all "I just took a bunch of pills" then he was all "hey guys, I just got here what's going on" and you were all "get on the treadmill or m0nde is gonna call the cops"

[maks]

Tried to find the tinychat thread when pluggy almost killed himself over lisa this one will.do i guess

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7499

[Autistic Spectrum]

Lisa’s baby would have been starting school this year but you cheap bastards did not donate

[m0nde]

Lisa's baby was going to be named after it's father

[Autistic Spectrum]

Little Peter would have been learning his abcs and how to hide in his room while mommy makes money for her medicine, but you did not donate and now he’s dead

[Wendy <3]

She would have molested it anyway

[Battery Bits]

You are a fuckhead

[Autistic Spectrum]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tKgcwT_HQYs/maxresdefault.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

That’s what Peter and your meth addicted baby would have looked like if you did not kill your baby

[m0nde]

that does look a lot like peter (aka manoman)

[Wendy <3]

Gordon nutted off in that