the crevasse between my leg and nutsack smells like pure death

[blumpkin blownuts]

and it's filled with greasey sweat :batting:

[lnopia the great]

thats why i shave my balls

[maks]

that's why I shower

[always stevey]

ball smell. :(

[blumpkin blownuts]

yes, i got all sweaty washing my car. i should have showered but didnt
i will most definitely be showering tomorrow before the car show!!

[always stevey]

Tomorrow?

[always stevey]

Shower now. Cleanliness is godness

[maks]

bob you're never going to win the heart of the beautiful nicaraguan nigger sales talking like this

[blumpkin blownuts]

no i still gotta wash my wheels, shine the tires, and top up my brake fluid in the morning, which will make me sweaty again
so i'm going to shower after taking care of these things

[always stevey]

wash your bedsheets tomorrow as well.

[blumpkin blownuts]

bob you're never going to win the heart of the beautiful nicaraguan nigger sales talking like this


que sera, sera. i'm done living a lie, so in my dealings with women i always out potential deal-breakers early in the relationship. so far it's worked well with this chick i started dating... i haven't told her i'm crazy yet because she scares easily. but she knows i'm an ex-junky and between jobs and yet she still calls me. she's even from the nouveau riche snobby snotty part of town too so i'm proud of myself for not just stereotyping her as a judgmental bitch & looking elsewhere.

[fanfare]

you can eliminate that smell with a little piece of ham.. if you get some deli select ham, cut a piece in 1/8 and just put it in betwen your balls and your leg for about 5 minues.. it will mostly eat the bacteria, id ont know what the active ingedient in ham is but it works i do it all the time

[maks]

que sera, sera. i'm done living a lie, so in my dealings with women i always out potential deal-breakers early in the relationship. so far it's worked well with this chick i started dating... i haven't told her i'm crazy yet because she scares easily. but she knows i'm an ex-junky and between jobs and yet she still calls me. she's even from the nouveau riche snobby snotty part of town too so i'm proud of myself for not just stereotyping her as a judgmental bitch & looking elsewhere.

is this the NA chick? if so she knows you're crazy

[blumpkin blownuts]

wash your bedsheets tomorrow as well.

that takes alot of effort, i usually wait to wash my sheets until they get stiff

[always stevey]

NA a good place to meet guys? If so, sign me up.

[blumpkin blownuts]

is this the NA chick? if so she knows you're crazy

nope, i met her outside the program. doesn't drug, almost never drinks. her only vice is speeding to the point of ridiculousness, she's always talking about getting pulled over and i don't see how she still has a license.

[blumpkin blownuts]

NA a good place to meet guys? If so, sign me up.

NA is about 65-70% guys, and they're almost all skinny.
AA is 95% guys but they are really old and bitter compared to NA

[blumpkin blownuts]

i don't know what's up with the nice girl I met at NA a couple weeks ago, I haven't seen her in awhile. i like the non-junky girl better though, plus she's only 24

[always stevey]

I'll shop around, sit in on a few meetings and decide which one has the cutest guys.

[maks]

nope, i met her outside the program. doesn't drug, almost never drinks. her only vice is speeding to the point of ridiculousness, she's always talking about getting pulled over and i don't see how she still has a license.

probably flashes her tits

[blumpkin blownuts]

I'll shop around, sit in on a few meetings and decide which one has the cutest guys.

you'll have competition, there's quite a few women that only go there to meet men

[always stevey]

What competition? lol I was the most popular girl in the DMV today while I was renewing my license. 3 very cute guys
smiled at me. I think I'm gonna go cruise the DMV again Monday.

[blumpkin blownuts]

all the guys will talk about you being a big whore behind your back. but they'll still fuck you

[always stevey]

Which ones? The DMV guys, the NA guys, the AA guys, or all?

[blumpkin blownuts]

NA guys.
most AA guys are either married or lost their dicks in a war
idk about dmv i renew my shit online

[always stevey]

I had steak and martinis for lunch today, drove drunk to the dmv cuz I needed a new picture but there were some cuties there and a bunch of Mexicans trying to fix there suspended licenses. Checking out the NA meeting next week to see if they have any pill
addicts in stock.

[always stevey]

I will hunch over, look vulnerable and sad that should get their attention. I will
make him earn me, that will make him obsessed and crazy.

[blumpkin blownuts]

mention going to SLA meetings in passing (sex & love anonymous) and you will have their undivided attention

[always stevey]

No need for that. I want the addict to stick around longer than that. heh

[blumpkin blownuts]

addicts are accustomed to instantaneous gratification...

[always stevey]

I spent over 70 grand on coke and weed in 2011. Everones different. I enjoy delayed gratifaction quite a bit

[blumpkin blownuts]

how about delayed ejaculation?

[maks]

coke will do that

[timmy]

you can eliminate that smell with a little piece of ham.. if you get some deli select ham, cut a piece in 1/8 and just put it in betwen your balls and your leg for about 5 minues.. it will mostly eat the bacteria, id ont know what the active ingedient in ham is but it works i do it all the time

do make a sandwich with that ham aftwerards like i do???>?

[lnopia the great]

I had steak and martinis for lunch today, drove drunk to the dmv cuz I needed a new picture but there were some cuties there and a bunch of Mexicans trying to fix there suspended licenses. Checking out the NA meeting next week to see if they have any pill
addicts in stock.

maybe if you are lucky you will find one who beats himself up