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timmy
03-22-2013, 12:21 AM
w4poll

blumpkin blownuts
03-22-2013, 12:25 AM
fuck yeah
my best celebrity photo so far is with lucia cifarelli, which is awesome, but ron jeremy is better known

timmy
03-22-2013, 12:26 AM
it would be my facebook pic forever

StompleB
03-22-2013, 12:29 AM
garfield took a pic with him

timmy
03-22-2013, 12:29 AM
garfield took a pic with him

poidh

juji
03-22-2013, 12:31 AM
Garfield did

blumpkin blownuts
03-22-2013, 12:32 AM
did he get mounted by ron?

timmy
03-22-2013, 12:34 AM
did he get mounted by ron?

juji
03-22-2013, 12:40 AM
No, a black t-shirt

blumpkin blownuts
03-22-2013, 01:05 AM
No, a black t-shirt

well obviously, thanks for ruineing the joke

Lisa Claus
03-22-2013, 01:06 AM
I don't know who that is

I'm going to vote for pizza

juji
03-22-2013, 01:07 AM
I don't know who that is

I'm going to vote for pizza

sad, youre losing your memory how you killed your baby

Autistic Spectrum
03-22-2013, 12:55 PM
Lisa your uterus is a magical place full of wonder

rubycalaber
03-22-2013, 01:05 PM
yeah but only because I'd get to post it on here (after photoshopping matthew fox over my face)

Autistic Spectrum
03-22-2013, 01:06 PM
is it wrong that i want to have sexual relations with lisa, i want to have a 3 way with her and her baby.

UofLCardfan08
03-22-2013, 01:11 PM
dominos pizza is terrible

Autistic Spectrum
03-22-2013, 01:13 PM
wanna shove my dick so deep inside lisa it gives her baby dimples

rubycalaber
03-22-2013, 01:28 PM
fucking a baby is ok but fucking lisa is sick

blumpkin blownuts
03-22-2013, 01:30 PM
no way, that baby touched her vaginer

Autistic Spectrum
03-22-2013, 01:34 PM
no i don't want to fuck the child when it comes out of her, i want to fuck her and her fetus, i want to deep dick so much that my dick pokes her baby in her belly. hopefully the baby has grown a tongue and can lick my dick

Autistic Spectrum
03-22-2013, 01:38 PM
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThqonzihmhMUaDP_MwGBJkxQDcRbUXvNgkZe_TrGHdQalD8SB-0A

maks
03-22-2013, 01:46 PM
I've fucked a pregnant chick. Went raw dog, cause what am I gonna do knock her up

always stevey
03-22-2013, 01:56 PM
wanna shove my dick so deep inside lisa it gives her baby dimples

haha

always stevey
03-22-2013, 01:58 PM
and fuck Ron Jeremy. He's not that interesting and prolly harboring a plethora of sexual diseases in his cheese-scented
cock and mustache. He looked a lot better when he was younger.

always stevey
03-22-2013, 02:11 PM
I really don't care how big someone's dick is unless I'm interested in having a relationship with them. I just couldn't
myself to be with a man with a mediocre penis. Since I am held to certain standards, I old a few of my own.
I just can't take small-penised men seriously.

The smaller the penis, the less of a man he is.

Garfield
03-22-2013, 04:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/p2zCwHY.jpg 2009

Garfield
03-22-2013, 04:18 PM
dude looks haggard as fuck

always stevey
03-22-2013, 04:35 PM
Drugs.

maks
03-22-2013, 05:33 PM
dude looks haggard as fuck

yeah and ron jeremy isn't looking great either

zing!

timmy
03-22-2013, 11:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/p2zCwHY.jpg 2009

i love you

rubycalaber
03-23-2013, 12:29 AM
I've fucked a pregnant chick. Went raw dog, cause what am I gonna do knock her up

I remember once I asked my dad what the best contraceptive was (planning to fuck my sister you see) and he said "pregnancy"


http://i.imgur.com/p2zCwHY.jpg 2009

OH SHIT!!! :shock:

Camoron
03-23-2013, 12:31 AM
i would pose with his dick in my mouth and give the thumbs up :tup:

kinda like this
http://ts3.explicit.bing.net/th?id=H.4582310150013922&pid=1.7
only the htumbs up would be more prominent maybe like this
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma6wziAxc51rsj3xxo1_500.jpg
except i would be the one with the dick in hsi motuh

rubycalaber
03-23-2013, 12:34 AM
you mean like half the photos Terry Richardson has ever taken

Camoron
03-23-2013, 12:36 AM
actually that would be fuckin gay i would probably try to arrange something like this
http://www.hermionefanart.com/bloggerphoto/snapsoid[1].com_We_make_it!_.jpg

but his dick would make mine look so small i would be intimidated

rubycalaber
03-23-2013, 12:37 AM
gonna take a guess and say the milton twins never touch each other since incest porn is illegal in american because the FUCKING FACIST GOVERMENT wont fucking LEGALIZE INCEST ALREADY

Camoron
03-23-2013, 12:38 AM
i dont think incest is illegal

rubycalaber
03-23-2013, 12:39 AM
only in the south

Camoron
03-23-2013, 12:42 AM
oh i guess it is I dont fucking know

i dont think thsoe laws are really enforced, in some states sodomy was illegal until like 2003 or something but nobody ever enforced those laws lmao

Camoron
03-23-2013, 12:42 AM
buit yeah I have seen some of the Milton Twins porn, it's pretty boring because they never lez out at all

Camoron
03-23-2013, 12:42 AM
I dont think they even swap partners

timmy
03-23-2013, 12:43 AM
buit yeah I have seen some of the Milton Twins porn, it's pretty boring because they never lez out at all

whats the point then

rubycalaber
03-23-2013, 12:46 AM
thanks obama!