im eating a whole bunch a fig newtons

[blumpkin blownuts]

too bad there's no such thing as competitive shitting
also wtf the smiley rolling in its own shit is gone

[sex with dead people]

i thought the title said fag newborns when i first saw it

[rubycalaber]

I learnt from penny on the big bang theory that fig newtons are named after the town in Massachusetts too bad I have no idea what the fuck fig newtons are since I'm not a fat fucking american slob who eats a billion different junk food brands every second

[blumpkin blownuts]

some ppl think it's a cookie but it's a fruit & cake

[Camoron]

I learnt from penny on the big bang theory that fig newtons are named after the town in Massachusetts too bad I have no idea what the fuck fig newtons are since I'm not a fat fucking american slob who eats a billion different junk food brands every second

yeah youre from scotland where they invented the deep fried mars bar and put corn on sandwiches

[Camoron]

be careful with those fig newtons
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