dont you hate it when you give some guy a lift

[timmy]

you arent asking for anything in return and he somehow slams the door too hard when he gets out?
im glad my car isnt luxury but seriously the driver door is fine because im not a retard i know my strength but all these retards have make my passenger door so fucked up i cant open it with a key anymore seriously wtf

[maks]

making them give you road head doesn't count as not asking anything in return barry

[timmy]

okay now that we got that clear maybe just maybe i got road head

[timmy]

if i had a sports car and someone tried that with the passenger door i would pull out a bazooka and end their life

[timmy]

<- never buying a sports car or never giving anyone a lift if driving a sports car

[maks]

he asked you not to come in his mouth but you did and it pissed him off and that's why he slammed the door. I'm right, aren't I?

[timmy]

thats pretty gross but yea okay

[terror baby]

I yell at people when they slam my passenger door.

[lnopia the great]

how does slamming the door have to do with the lock

[maks]

I yell at people when they slam my passenger door.

do they give you road head?

[timmy]

how does slamming the door have to do with the lock

slamming the door may damage the door lock mounting making it difficult or near impossible to open with a key...

[elezzzark]

you arent asking for anything in return and he somehow slams the door too hard when he gets out?
im glad my car isnt luxury but seriously the driver door is fine because im not a retard i know my strength but all these retards have make my passenger door so fucked up i cant open it with a key anymore seriously wtf

That's First World Problem

[timmy]

yeah i hear some companies in south america make really good cars

[elezzzark]

In California, if i had a car and someone requests me for a lift, i should to say him "fuck off and buy a car" this is way of first world

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

one time i was delivering pizzas and this foreign guy who probably couldnt read words that arent written in pube letters and thought i was a taxi opened my door and tried to get in i called him a motherfucker and waved a tire iron at him

[elezzzark]

In Mexico if i had a car and someone requests me for a lift, i should get out machete and make hacks of his neck until off comes his head with blood making spray.

Do you believe in nationalism? i don't

[elezzzark]

No one owes you for pride, just because it's part of society who respect you

[boobz]

In Mexico if i had a car and someone requests me for a lift, I would get out the machete I keep in the trunk and force them to drive from Mexico to Texas USA and lead me to gush's real location so i could kill her again as she betrayed to me a bad reason

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

libruls call me racist just because i want to kill all the niggers

[elezzzark]

In Mexico if i had a car and someone requests me for a lift, I would get out the machete I keep in the trunk and force them to drive from Mexico to Texas USA and lead me to gush's real location so i could kill her again as she betrayed to me a bad reason

I tought you had ceased fire with me that maks told you, stop mocking at me

[elezzzark]

In my country, being proud of who you are is ok, unless you are white. If you are white and you say you are proud of that they call you racist. You can be any other race and be proud, even openly racist, and it's tolerated. But if you are white and openly proud you are looked at in a bad way.

Do you think i do even give a fuck about this human race bullshit? i don't really care about race and native americans weren't consiered as citizens.

[maks]

one time i was delivering pizzas and this foreign guy who probably couldnt read words that arent written in pube letters and thought i was a taxi opened my door and tried to get in i called him a motherfucker and waved a tire iron at him

WAS HE A PORCH MONKEY

[boobz]

I tought you had ceased fire with me that maks told you, stop mocking at me

alright alright man chill out

[terror baby]

In California, if i had a car and someone requests me for a lift, i should to say him "fuck off and buy a car" this is way of first world

lol good thing you chose california

[boobz]

barry what car do you drive? holden explorer EXXXTREME edition?

[elezzzark]

lol good thing you chose california

Too expensive to live, i could to look a new house in Texas. There tax free for personal use and not so expensive state.

[elezzzark]

barry what car do you drive? holden explorer EXXXTREME edition?

Barry showed me his irl pic of Car, i don't even remember what is model and i didn't save this pic

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

WAS HE A PORCH MONKEY

no i think he was a dot indian i felt bad when i realized he probably thought i was a taxi but whatever i thought he was a carjacker at first and even if he wasnt i dont want some foreign guy putting his poopy butt on my seat whenever i go to the bathroom at school and one of them is in there taking a dump i never hear the toilet paper roll spin after a splatter or plop

[maks]

Too expensive to live, i could to look a new house in Texas. There tax free for personal use and not so expensive state.

the whole south is pretty cheap but not very receptive to mexicans

[maks]

no i think he was a dot indian i felt bad when i realized he probably thought i was a taxi but whatever i thought he was a carjacker at first and even if he wasnt i dont want some foreign guy putting his poopy butt on my seat whenever i go to the bathroom at school and one of them is in there taking a dump i never hear the toilet paper roll spin after a splatter or plop

oh yeah those guys smell terrible, it's like they live in constant fear of a water shortage. also the custom over there is to wipe your ass with your hand then rinse it in a pitcher of water.

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

zUaCdkrRFrY

[maks]

zUaCdkrRFrY

highlights:

"eject an explosive flock of sparrows"

"bring your fistbowl to your anus and wash your dredlocks"

"the last grain of scheisse"

"depending on the composition of your excrement you will feel either relieved or concerned"

"bald forests"

[Plug Drugs]

its a courtesy thing barry, they want to make sure your door is closed all the way, fucking asshole

[lnopia the great]

slamming a car door will not fuck up the lock unless your piece of shit has rusted out structural damage which is your own fault

[timmy]

slamming it twice as hard as necessary is pretty courteous if you ask me

[timmy]

slamming a car door will not fuck up the lock unless your piece of shit has rusted out structural damage which is your own fault

im not even going to argue with you about this

[elezzzark]

the whole south is pretty cheap but not very receptive to mexicans

Better you shouldn't to post about me while you're mocking at me

[Plug Drugs]

highlights:

"eject an explosive flock of sparrows"

"bring your fistbowl to your anus and wash your dredlocks"

"the last grain of scheisse"

"depending on the composition of your excrement you will feel either relieved or concerned"

"bald forests"

bahahaha funniest video ive seen today

[maks]

Better you shouldn't to post about me while you're mocking at me

How the hell am I mocking you by pointing out that the south is full of racists

[elezzzark]

How the hell am I mocking you by pointing out that the south is full of racists

I went this place and no one thinks im mexican

[SteveYelleSuXXX]

We'unz ghottz enuff ov dem mutha phukkin' greezurrrrz....................


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[timmy]

can this faggot above me stop posting and ruining threads

[elezzzark]

It's not just the south though maks. blacks are way more racist against mexicans than whites are. I can prove that easily.

Yeah, niggers

[elezzzark]

can this faggot above me stop posting and ruining threads

Can you translate his some retarded language to english plz?

[timmy]

hey inopia to save my breath from arguing with your dumb ass read this thread http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r24394038-Slamming-car-doors doors dont break from 1 slam but as everyone says anything can happen over a long period of time. eat my testicles.

[maks]

I went this place and no one thinks im mexican

really nobody thought the guy who speaks spanish was mexican

[timmy]

Can you translate his some retarded language to english plz?
"the US has enough south americans... hahaha"

[maks]

why does dslreports have a thread about car doors

[elezzzark]

Probably because you bathe and try to speak in english. Most mexicans dont bother doing either.

jar ar yu...

i hated this pronunciation

[elezzzark]

really nobody thought the guy who speaks spanish was mexican

Do you even think i am monologist? the most time i write text on papers

[timmy]

why does dslreports have a thread about car doors

why does calumnet have a thread about lizards

[maks]

Do you even think i am monologist? the most time i write text on papers

alright, I'm not sure why you're offended that I implied you're a mexican, I was just warning you that southerners are backwards inbred douchebags.

[elezzzark]

exactly, they hate mexicans because mexicans actually get jobs and shit while collecting welfare. makes the lazy niggers look bad. plus the competition for tenement housing.

You're right this actually happening in California, they don't greet to someone who looks like mexican

[maks]

why does calumnet have a thread about lizards

because they're here on this forum and they're unavoidable

[elezzzark]

alright, I'm not sure why you're offended that I implied you're a mexican, I was just warning you that southerners are backwards inbred douchebags.

As i do not believe in nationalism, so i pretend as american that they should to shut the fuck up and leave me in peace but im offended when you think im really mexican

[maks]

im offended when you think im really mexican

well I only think that because you were born and raised in mexico

[elezzzark]

Yeah i know, I lived in Sacramento from 2000 to 2006

The funny thing is i went to bathroom in Chinese buffet, Bakersfield, there come 2 construction workers were blacks to use water to clean their faces and heads, while i was waiting to use water, then they greeted me and i smiled, then they left.

[elezzzark]

well I only think that because you were born and raised in mexico

It's a subjetive, it doesn't matter when i born in Japan and im japanese, they teach me how awesome is Japan in school, who the fuck cares? we're humans and were born in planet earth, we didn't invent and create country and languages like the medieval kings did

[maks]

It's a subjetive, it doesn't matter when i born in Japan and im japanese, they teach me how awesome is Japan in school, who the fuck cares? we're humans and were born in planet earth, we didn't invent and create country and languages like the medieval kings did

your nation of origin does not define who you are but it is a big part of it, being raised under the same culture gives people a lot of the same ideas and beliefs from their shared experience. that's not nationalism, it's reality.

[elezzzark]

your nation of origin does not define who you are but it is a big part of it, being raised under the same culture gives people a lot of the same ideas and beliefs from their shared experience. that's not nationalism, it's reality.

and why you keep telling im mexican?

[maks]

because you were born and raised in mexico

[elezzzark]

I meant this is post you made it is supposed to your own point of view, it's exceptional when you call me mexican when i do not believe in nationalism

[elezzzark]

If you were a worker of governement, i can call myself is mexican because i pretend so to avoid the trouble, it's like religion

[maks]

a big part of who you are comes from the culture of the region you grew up in. forget about nationalism, it has nothing to do with the country. I have a connecticut accent, I could move to africa tomorrow I'm still going to have that accent. a guy from new jersey isn't suddenly going to become a good driver when he moves to canada. I don't think I'm wrong to identify a guy who grew up in mexico as a mexican.

[Plug Drugs]

You are opposed to nationalism and racism yet OK with transphobia? I don't think so hypocrite. You'll just have to accept others saying that you and your people look and smell like shit. You get what you give in this world.

because you are seriously fucked up in the head if you want to remove certain body parts for aesthetic reasons you fuckin psycho
deal with the fucking hand you got dealt and if its too much to handle, then kill yourself to spare yourself the years of pain

[elezzzark]

a big part of who you are comes from the culture of the region you grew up in. forget about nationalism, it has nothing to do with the country. I have a connecticut accent, I could move to africa tomorrow I'm still going to have that accent. a guy from new jersey isn't suddenly going to become a good driver when he moves to canada. I don't think I'm wrong to identify a guy who grew up in mexico as a mexican.

do i eat sushis it makes me to be japanese?

[elezzzark]

because you are seriously fucked up in the head if you want to remove certain body parts for aesthetic reasons you fuckin psycho
deal with the fucking hand you got dealt and if its too much to handle, then kill yourself to spare yourself the years of pain

^

[maks]

do i eat sushis it makes me to be japanese?

no, but being born and raised in japan makes you more likely to eat sushis

[maks]

because you are seriously fucked up in the head if you want to remove certain body parts for aesthetic reasons you fuckin psycho
deal with the fucking hand you got dealt and if its too much to handle, then kill yourself to spare yourself the years of pain

[elezzzark]

no, but being born and raised in japan makes you more likely to eat sushis

Being born and raised doesn't mean to be part of nation, why we would to waste our time when you believe im mexican when i become american then i become norwiegan and finally i become italian for years living?

[lnopia the great]

Would you prefer to be called hispanic

[Plug Drugs]

I'm part native american and part scandinavian...
I tell chicks at bars that I'm part Viking and part Apache

[maks]

Being born and raised doesn't mean to be part of nation, why we would to waste our time when you believe im mexican when i become american then i become norwiegan and finally i become italian for years living?

because your customs, habits, and thousands of other small parts of your personality due to your upbringing. moving to these countries won't change that, but if you were raised in america or norway or or italy you would be a different person.

[elezzzark]

hispanic isn't a race and it's false cognate, don't believe it what they say, just follow the science

[maks]

this is science elz, it's anthropology

[elezzzark]

because your customs, habits, and thousands of other small parts of your personality due to your upbringing. moving to these countries won't change that, but if you were raised in america or norway or or italy you would be a different person.

then who the fuck cares? are you?

[lnopia the great]

why would you ever admit to being part native american esp when meeting new girls

[elezzzark]

this is science elz, it's anthropology

I know, but i'm trying to be an indepedent person

[maks]

I know, but i'm trying to be an indepedent person

you're still an individual, but what you're doing is denying part of who you are

[maks]

why would you ever admit to being part native american esp when meeting new girls

maybe he likes hippy chicks

[elezzzark]

you're still an individual, but what you're doing is denying part of who you are

if you keep talking about this, then you're kind of like a nazi

[maks]

you're a weido bro but it's not because you're mexican

[Plug Drugs]

why would you ever admit to being part native american esp when meeting new girls
i met a few european girls who thought native americans were exotic and sexy, because they're the rarest ethnicity on the planet. And besides that, I'm only like 1/32nd native

[Plug Drugs]

maybe he likes hippy chicks
oh yeah if i spew out some bullshit about "being one with nature" you get those types of girls eating out of the palms of your anus
"now we must take off all our clothes and be in naked closeness to experience the true existential essence of the life force"

[lnopia the great]

that's because they've never been to an indian reserve or are unaware that urban natives are mostly drunk homeless people

[Plug Drugs]

so,
the shit's chess, it ain't checkas
if i'm trying to pick up some upper class bitch i obviously don't mention being part native

[maks]

oh yeah if i spew out some bullshit about "being one with nature" you get those types of girls eating out of the palms of your anus
"now we must take off all our clothes and be in naked closeness to experience the true existential essence of the life force"

that's exactly how I fucked the girl who works at the head shop


that's because they've never been to an indian reserve or are unaware that urban natives are mostly drunk homeless people

A guy who's too proud to use a woman's ignorance to his advantage is a guy who's not going to get a lot of ass.

[elezzzark]

you're a weido bro but it's not because you're mexican

If you are an american, let me guess how you are:

1-Christhian
2-Hamburger Lover
3-NFL Fan
4-War Supporter (Taxes)
5-Fat
6-Socially Retarded in School (Fraternity)
7-Loud and Obnoxious
8-Materialist
9-You think french people are faggots which France gave a statue of Liberty to New York

While your point of view about nationality, maybe you should to accept these reasons how the americans are, doesn't matter about your realistic identify

[Plug Drugs]

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[elezzzark]

I remember that animated movie from 70's

[lnopia the great]

A guy who's too proud to use a woman's ignorance to his advantage is a guy who's not going to get a lot of ass.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjCH0yuxUv4

this is an example of an indian you would encounter in an urban environment. luckily outside the city they are mostly populated on indian reserves which only 10% do not look like somalian shanty towns

[Plug Drugs]

but french people are faggots. Even if they gave us the statue of liberty; over the next 200 years, we evolved to taking baths and having our women shave their arm pits - they didn't

[Plug Drugs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjCH0yuxUv4

this is an example of an indian you would encounter in an urban environment. luckily outside the city they are mostly populated on indian reserves which only 10% do not look like somalian shanty towns

thats 100% true, you can barely fucking understand them too because they stagger the streets drunk, and they love harassing people

[maks]

If you are an american, let me guess how you are:

1-Christhian
2-Hamburger Lover
3-NFL Fan
4-War Supporter (Taxes)
5-Fat
6-Socially Retarded in School (Fraternity)
7-Loud and Obnoxious
8-Materialist
9-You think french people are faggots which France gave a statue of Liberty to New York

While your point of view about nationality, maybe you should to accept these reasons how the americans are, doesn't matter about your realistic identify

Well that's a big list and some of them are unfair stereotypes so lets just concentrate on one of them to save time. hamburger lover. Hamburgers are a part of American culture, but maybe less so in iceland. If I am raised in America I am statistically more likely to love hamburgers, whereas if I was raised in iceland I would be just as likely to not even know what a hamburger is.

[lnopia the great]

so your hamburger addiction defines you as american

[maks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjCH0yuxUv4

this is an example of an indian you would encounter in an urban environment. luckily outside the city they are mostly populated on indian reserves which only 10% do not look like somalian shanty towns

I understand that. But if I met a hippy girl with a crystal around her neck going on and on about animal spirits and auras I wouldn't hesitate to tell her I was 1/4 iroquois or something. it's not my job to educate her it is my job to say whatever it takes to make her remove her clothing.

[maks]

so your hamburger addiction defines you as american

I've never once in my life eaten poutine, didn't even know what it was until I discovered the internet. I'll bet you've eaten it, I'll bet you've eaten a lot of it.

[elezzzark]

Well that's a big list and some of them are unfair stereotypes so lets just concentrate on one of them to save time. hamburger lover. Hamburgers are a part of American culture, but maybe less so in iceland. If I am raised in America I am statistically more likely to love hamburgers, whereas if I was raised in iceland I would be just as likely to not even know what a hamburger is.

It makes sense, but there are original hamburger restaurants in Iceland, so everyone knows about it, share culture is acceptable and everyone is right to eat any food from the world doesn't mean it's part of nationalism, it's custom where there knowledge to produce a lot of tacos in Mexico because it's cheaper, not mexican nation.

[maks]

It makes sense, but there are original hamburger restaurants in Iceland, so everyone knows about it, share culture is acceptable and everyone is right to eat any food from the world doesn't mean it's part of nationalism, it's custom where there knowledge to produce a lot of tacos in Mexico because it's cheaper, not mexican nation.

it's not national, it's cultural, that is what I am saying that is all I was ever saying

[lnopia the great]

there is a resturant called the poutinery where you can create the most disgustingly unhealthy poutine you can imagine and it is very delicious

[maks]

I'm going to try tim horton's coffee one of these days but I'm sure it can't beat dunkin donuts

[elezzzark]

it's not national, it's cultural, that is what I am saying that is all I was ever saying

Yes it's cultural, so you talked a lot about the nationalism

[maks]

Yes it's cultural, so you talked a lot about the nationalism

I didn't! Mexico isn't just a country, it's a geographic region with a culture of its own.

[elezzzark]

1-Mexico is a country
2-You talked a lot about the nationality than culture
3-You think culture is part of nationalism
4-Maybe you never know about Multiculturalism

[lnopia the great]

nothing special about tim hortons other then the phony nationist pride they try to attach to the name

[maks]

1-Mexico is a country


It's also a region and a culture


2-You talked a lot about the nationality than culture


I never mentioned nationality once



3-You think culture is part of nationalism


pretty sure I never said that either



4-Maybe you never know about Multiculturalism

whatever you say

[maks]

nothing special about tim hortons other then the phony nationist pride they try to attach to the name

nothing special about dunkin donuts either except they're on every corner and in every gas station

[boobz]

well what car do you drive timbo?

[boobz]

no, but being born and raised in japan makes you more likely to eat sushis

i should just mention here that they don't actually eat that much sushi in japan. it's mostly a western thing we've blown out of proportion. it's like saying they only eat pizza in italy. carry on.
:trumpet:

[timmy]

why i drive a classic lotus, boobz.

[Desolation]

Threw the bitch in the back of a black Acura. Fed her acid now the duct tape quacks back at her.

[Camoron]

zUaCdkrRFrY

censored for poop violation

[Camoron]

because you are seriously fucked up in the head if you want to remove certain body parts for aesthetic reasons you fuckin psycho
deal with the fucking hand you got dealt and if its too much to handle, then kill yourself to spare yourself the years of pain

dont tell people to kill themself online, you could go to prison by a "cyberbullying" reason

[SteveYelleSuXXX]

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