DOTA 2 Syndrome

[juji]

Differences between Tim Abreu and me

we play DOTA 2 to compare the behaviors

Tim plays DOTA 2 for an important match

1- Chat
Tim's mom: Tim, i need your help
Tim: NO
Tim's mom: Oh come on...
Tim: NO!

2-Tim has no job

3-Tim believes DOTA 2 is very important to his entire life to impress other players who play DOTA 2


4-Tim thinks winning first is fun, but he hates losing involves no fun, he takes seriously over competitive game and disregards the n00bs.


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Elz plays DOTA 2 for an important match

1- Chat
Elz's mom: Elz, i need your help
Elz: I'm playing an importan match, would give me a 30 minutes?
Elz's mom: Oh come on...
Elz: Well, i help you now *leave his match and get defeat, no abandon*

2-Elz has job

3-Elz believes DOTA 2 is just a game, it's fun because i was fan of Warcraft 3 single player, but DOTA 2 is competitive multiplayer where the gamers take serious. I wouldn't take serious about this game.

4-Elz thinks victories and defeats are part of fun, it doesn't matter about the important statistics, if the match was unfair, so whatever i keep playing, i wasn't interesed to abandon the match.

[clay]

Elez's mom: i wish they'd had ru486 when i younger

[rootbeer]

clays mom: h-heres your snickers bars honey...
clay: YES

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/TheInternational2012.jpg

[timmy]

insane potato

[maks]

rootbeer's mom: your arms sure are big
rootbeer: yes. yes they are.

[m0nde]

Differences between Tim Abreu and me

we play DOTA 2 to compare the behaviors

Tim plays DOTA 2 for an important match

1- Chat
Tim's mom: Tim, i need your help
Tim: NO
Tim's mom: Oh come on...
Tim: NO!

2-Tim has no job

3-Tim believes DOTA 2 is very important to his entire life to impress other players who play DOTA 2


4-Tim thinks winning first is fun, but he hates losing involves no fun, he takes seriously over competitive game and disregards the n00bs.


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Elz plays DOTA 2 for an important match

1- Chat
Elz's mom: Elz, i need your help
Elz: I'm playing an importan match, would give me a 30 minutes?
Elz's mom: Oh come on...
Elz: Well, i help you now *leave his match and get defeat, no abandon*

2-Elz has job

3-Elz believes DOTA 2 is just a game, it's fun because i was fan of Warcraft 3 single player, but DOTA 2 is competitive multiplayer where the gamers take serious. I wouldn't take serious about this game.

4-Elz thinks victories and defeats are part of fun, it doesn't matter about the important statistics, if the match was unfair, so whatever i keep playing, i wasn't interesed to abandon the match.:rofl:

[rootbeer]

rootbeer's mom: your arms sure are big
rootbeer: yes. yes they are.

weird get out of my life how do you know this stuff?

[maks]

weird get out of my life how do you know this stuff?

I skype with your mom on a fairly regular basis, we trade recipes. That lasagne she made last week? All me.

[rootbeer]

stop

[StompleB]

rGv0zpLbhjE

[Autistic Spectrum]

rGv0zpLbhjE

constipation is a mother fucker

[maks]

Who the hell keeps +repping that faggot

[timmy]

elz make a comic about you playing dota with monde and clay and how you feed disconnected player with your "tricks"

[timmy]

in the comic accurately depict clay getting angry at you for your professional game play

[Lisa Claus]

rGv0zpLbhjEWTF :S that shit was weird

LOL

sexy voice BTW

[Lisa Claus]

also

LOL @ Tim's fish

[juji]

elz make a comic about you playing dota with monde and clay and how you feed disconnected player with your "tricks"

How did you know that?

Did you watch our match?

[timmy]

How did you know that?

Did you watch our match?

yes, you need to learn to play video games, you are like 5 year old boy playing with bubbles

[juji]

It's weird when you force me to learn to play videogames

[timmy]

:huh:

[Garfield]

I skype with your mom on a fairly regular basis, we trade recipes. That lasagne she made last week? All me.

did some one say lasagna?

[m0nde]

elz make a comic about you playing dota with monde and clay and how you feed disconnected player with your "tricks"
in the comic accurately depict clay getting angry at you for your professional game play:dwi:

[rootbeer]

>playing that garbage instead of poe

[Lisa Claus]

:dwi:lol

[StompleB]

http://i.imgur.com/lDy4qMG.png

[Lisa Claus]

http://i.imgur.com/lDy4qMG.pngdid you rep me to shut up?

[enche]

bristelebacke

[StompleB]

did you rep me to shut up?

pretty funny marks

[Lisa Claus]

pretty funny marksthought it might be that obsessed psycho

[maks]

pretty funny marks

there's no rep button when you have someone on ignore, slick. maybe it wasn't you but it sure wasn't me.

[rubycalaber]

Pretending not to be concerned with the outcome of a mission is a common human psychological defense mechanism when failure is the expected outcome. After a defeat it is employed by the human when they believe they are personally at fault and were the direct cause of objectives not being met.

You are also confessing to be what is known in human culture as a "mama's boy".
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/keithinatorbf.gif

[Lisa Claus]

there's no rep button when you have someone on ignore, slick. maybe it wasn't you but it sure wasn't me.you're a liar

no-one else is as obsessed with me and stompleB (and Plug Drugs) as you

you have mental problems

[Desolation]

I would never voluntarily play online games with a beaner. They ruin everything. Brazilians are probably the worst, but mexicans are hardly better. By abandoning games and ruining everyone's fun just reciprocates the common belief that everyone south of the boarder should have their heads cut off instead of near a computer screen.

[maks]

apparently there's 12 million brazilians in connecticut and since I've started this job I have met every single one of them

[Desolation]

I have battled against some pro chess BR players

[maks]

when I'm waiting for something to install I like to fire up windows checkers and spam 'king me' until my opponent quits

[Camoron]

you have mental problems man

[maks]

trolling is a lifestyle

[juji]

you have mental problems man

who?

[Camoron]

man

[juji]

man

learn how to post

[juji]

I would never voluntarily play online games with a beaner. They ruin everything. Brazilians are probably the worst, but mexicans are hardly better. By abandoning games and ruining everyone's fun just reciprocates the common belief that everyone south of the boarder should have their heads cut off instead of near a computer screen.

I never played with mexicans and brazilians

[Camoron]

learn how to post
learn how to pretend to be another person by a shame reason

[Camoron]

what did you want when you PMed me on steam the other day anyays I was busy probably jacking off

[DrHundos]

what did you want when you PMed me on steam the other day anyays I was busy probably jacking off to pictures of animals

[juji]

what did you want when you PMed me on steam the other day anyays I was busy probably jacking off

Honestly i don't remember...i'm pretty sure i told you "what's up?" while you're online, you probably refused to reply me.

[Camoron]

animals aint really my thang dog (except for horses) i prefer videos where brothers record ther sisters in the shwoer

[rubycalaber]

I'll make you some http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/ohmantimeforincest.gif:original

[Camoron]

Honestly i don't remember...i'm pretty sure i told you "what's up?" while you're online, you probably refused to reply me.

i didnt refuse i was just busy i probably had cum in my hands

[Camoron]

i have always wanted a hot sister, my dad told me his wife is pregnant so maybe ill get my wish in about 5-6 years

[juji]

Is true when penis is damaged if we jack off everyday?

[Camoron]

Is true when penis is damaged if we jack off everyday?

i jack off sometimes twice or even three times a day and its not damaged, it might get swollen if u do it excessively though

[rubycalaber]

a few weeks ago I wanked with my sisters panties so hard (this isnt a joke this actually happened) it tore the skin but it healed completely in like 6 days it was awesome my penis has a healing factor wolverine style

[Camoron]

tore the skin
wow

[Desolation]

the sloggi diaries

[rubycalaber]

tore the skin
wow

they were abrasive ok


the sloggi diaries

daily reminder that nina dobrev is cuter than vjuice

[Camoron]

why dont you use a satin garment or something instead of sandpaper undies

[rubycalaber]

those were just what I found in the laundry room

[clay]

she probably used that underwear to wipe some dudes cum from her ass

[rubycalaber]

welp now its got mine on it too

[Garfield]

i feel like i masturbated too much when i was youngr and it caused my penis to grow an extra 7 inches

[Autistic Spectrum]

Is true when penis is damaged if we jack off everyday?

yes

[rubycalaber]

you better ask if garfield does damaged penis repair too

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you j/o more than 500 times in a year, your penis falls off, happend to me and to get it reattached drove my medical insurance up though the roof so be carefull elz

[juji]

if you j/o more than 500 times in a year, your penis falls off, happend to me and to get it reattached drove my medical insurance up though the roof so be carefull elz

holy fuck im fucked up