Lisa do you have a therapist?

[blumpkin blownuts]

cuz we're not therapists

[Garfield]

im pretty sure a lizard on my porch is flirting with one of my plastic dinosaurs

[clay]

im pretty sure you have plastic dinosaurs on your front porch in the hope that a mexican child will be attracted to them and no one will miss him when you lock him in your sex den because he's mexican

[blumpkin blownuts]

i tried to cacth a lizard once and it tried to jump away but didnt look behind him so he jumped backwards into my shoe and tried to hide between the side of my shoe and my foot

then there was the time i found a live, healthy lizard under a pile of laundry. we have monkeygrass that hangs over the sidewalks so i'm pretty sure he got inside by jumping into my pant cuff while i was going from the driveway to the door

[steveyos]

actually garfield is a therapist

[steveyos]

he's an all natural holemender

[steveyos]

isn't it amazing how great lizards are until they make there way to a computer

[Garfield]

im pretty sure you have plastic dinosaurs on your front porch in the hope that a mexican child will be attracted to them and no one will miss him when you lock him in your sex den because he's mexican

few things children love more then a trail of snickers leading to the front door and one of those things is plastic dinosaurs

[always stevey]

The therapist told Lisa not to post on forums so she fired him.

[sex with dead people]

The therapist told her to kill her baby irl or else her welfare checks would stop coming.

[Lisa Claus]

no bob, you're not a therapist

you're a fucktard loser troll with no life

fuck off and make better posts you fucking waste of space

you are SUCH a dickhead

[Lisa Claus]

im pretty sure a lizard on my porch is flirting with one of my plastic dinosaurslol

[Lisa Claus]

that you fucking losers spam fucktard posts about me is not MY fucking problem

you are simply fucked in the head

[always stevey]

no bob, you're not a therapist

you're a fucktard loser troll with no life

fuck off and make better posts you fucking waste of space

you are SUCH a dickhead

lmao. I love Bob.

[sex with dead people]

That wasn't very nice...

[jon]

her therapist takes two D batteries

[blumpkin blownuts]

she gets so ragey when i reach out a helping hand she's like an abused shelter animal

[blumpkin blownuts]

srsly lisa you may annoy the living shit out of me and everyone else but i think even you deserve to be happy and that's why i'm prescribing intensive therapy with a real therapist. now that we've broken down your steel-reinforced ego, you are ready to get honest with a trained, caring stranger

[Lisa Claus]

you have below average intelligence bob

[always stevey]

she gets so ragey when i reach out a helping hand she's like an abused shelter animal
She's an ungrateful old whore who needs a good finger-banging.

[Lisa Claus]

this obsessed bush-pig dyke is gross

[blumpkin blownuts]

you have below average intelligence bob

my iq is 174 but i'm sure some aussie trash knows better than 3 different psychologists

[always stevey]

They need to make an official Finger-bang Lisa day in Australia and the participants can dare each other to sniff the finger.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i just want you to be happy lisa, your miserable life is bringing me the fuck down and i don't need this

[Lisa Claus]

i just want you to be happy lisa, your miserable life is bringing me the fuck down and i don't need thisget a life of your own fuckwit

[Lisa Claus]

my iq is 174 but i'm sure some aussie trash knows better than 3 different psychologistsno it's closer to 74

you can't just add a 1 to the front of your IQ bob and hope to pull it off

[always stevey]

If you don't think Lisa is wonderful your IQ immediately shrinks away

[blumpkin blownuts]

get a life of your own fuckwit

that's rich coming from someone who actually admitted this fucking forum is her "last resort", i would laughed my guts inside out when i read that were it not so incredibly sad

[Lisa Claus]

take my name out of your mouth you fat retarded pig and get a life

[always stevey]

Isn't it funny how Lisa wants to die all the time and the shit fits she throws? She's
a great source of entertainment.

[blumpkin blownuts]

take my name out of your mouth you fat retarded pig and get a life

sorry, no can do. i enjoy the taste of failure and misery just too much. cheer the fuck up and i'll consider leaving you alone.

for starters, i suggest you write out a gratitude list.

[Lisa Claus]

sorry, no can do. i enjoy the taste of failure and misery just too much. cheer the fuck up and i'll consider leaving you alone.

for starters, i suggest you write out a gratitude list.no you just like stuffing things in your mouth all day

my name should not be one of those things

[blumpkin blownuts]

your name gave me tooth d.k. because you're just that sweetlol

[Lisa Claus]

-.-

[always stevey]

I hate looking at that scraggly old junky whore's avatar. Her lips are scurveyish like she isn't getting enough nutrients.

[Lisa Claus]

*YAWN*

see that obsessed retard bush-pig dyke?

You can have that.

[juji]

*YAWN*

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2113/2393111473_b0e3256ef1_z.jpg

[always stevey]

*YAWN*

see that obsessed retard bush-pig dyke?

You can have that.

No no, Bob. You can have the Lisa. Forget about my supple 20 year old body and go for the bony old whore with the man-face and bad hair.

[blumpkin blownuts]

*YAWN*

see that obsessed retard bush-pig dyke?

You can have that.

she woyuld fucking destroy me i don't know if i can handle her. but i bet you have a gentle touch when you're all calm and collected

[Lisa Claus]

that slag has a saggier body than any 50 year old I've seen

I have no idea why she spams 200 times in every topic that she is hot

I know hot women, that is NOT one

ew

[Lisa Claus]

she woyuld fucking destroy me i don't know if i can handle her. but i bet you have a gentle touch when you're all calm and collectedthat THING clearly is a bush-pig dyke obsessed with me anyway

I'm sure most her victims drown in their own vomit

[always stevey]

she woyuld fucking destroy me i don't know if i can handle her. but i bet you have a gentle touch when you're all calm and collected

GUlducat the cawk killer.

[Garfield]

my iq is 174 but i'm sure some aussie trash knows better than 3 different psychologists
are you a member of mensa?

[Chronic Munchies]

are you a member of mensa?

An adult dragon's brain is approximately the size of a volkswagen bug. It is not hard to imagine how the remain hidden to so many.

[steveyos]

that you fucking losers ask me borrow a car is ain't MY fucking problem