ok i'm off to bed

[blumpkin blownuts]

hopefully i'll have some Glorious sex dreams :jizz:

[always stevey]

g'night mr. blowutz

[Desolation]

mind if i join you?

[rubycalaber]

I have sex dreams almost every night I am a mad pimp in the dream world

[rootbeer]

I have sex dreams almost every night I am a mad pimp in the dream world

Yeah me too, it is getting kinda problematic. I have like 2 wet dreams everynight.

[maks]

I didn't get laid but I did get a second date. Jesus I feel like such a normal guy who cares about relationships and hanging out just to hang out and all that bullshit someone put a fucking bullet in my head

[Desolation]

you're growing up that's good, fantastic!

[maks]

that's not growing up it's getting old and lazy

[maks]

Honestly I'd be happier if every girl in the world was a stupid vapid whore then I'd never be in these sorts of positions

[rootbeer]

:cum:
:cum:

[maks]

If you're excited about some random chick texting you there is something seriously wrong with you so I reiterate put a bullet in my fucking head it's ok the marks you knew is already dead

[plusle riot]

Honestly I'd be happier if every girl in the world was a stupid vapid whore then I'd never be in these sorts of positions

you'd literally have to ban every bitch off every forum once they'd posted their tits p much

[maks]

you'd literally have to ban every bitch off every forum once they'd posted their tits p much

we should be doing that anyway

[Camoron]

If you're excited about some random chick texting you there is something seriously wrong with you so I reiterate put a bullet in my fucking head it's ok the marks you knew is already dead

a girl smiled at me the other day and i was gushing over her for 4 days

[Camoron]

and i mean gushing in every sense of the word

[rootbeer]

girls r gay

[plusle riot]

im p gay i admit. i got a txt from a guy while i was at the gym that just said "good morning" and i grinned like an idiot while i swaeted it out for 5 minutes. ya i lift.

[maks]

a girl smiled at me the other day and i was gushing over her for 4 days

that's exactly what I'm trying to avoid becoming, I was like that when I was younger and it fucking sucked I hate having girlfriends it's like being an admin of something you're taking a hobby and turning it into work

[maks]

im p gay i admit. i got a txt from a guy while i was at the gym that just said "good morning" and i grinned like an idiot while i swaeted it out for 5 minutes. ya i lift.

we should double date and then punch each other in the throats until we die

[plusle riot]

pls i wouldn't want to risk getting blood on my lady rainicorn sports bra

[Camoron]

i want to ask her out but she works at a resort as a waitress for banquets so i mean.. wtf do i do.. i cant just walk into some banquet im not part of and be like ".h..h.hi... w-will you g... uhm... nebermind"

[maks]

i want to ask her out but she works at a resort as a waitress for banquets so i mean.. wtf do i do.. i cant just walk into some banquet im not part of and be like ".h..h.hi... w-will you g... uhm... nebermind"

walking up to a random girl and saying "I noticed you and want to ask you out" is creepy unless you're brad pitt or something, I'm afraid if you can't find some excuse to have a conversation with her and make it seem like it just happened naturally then you're sol

[maks]

pls i wouldn't want to risk getting blood on my lady rainicorn sports bra

yeah like you wear a bra

[plusle riot]

i didn't wear one to the gas station to buy cigarettes tonight #YOLO

[maks]

i didn't wear one to the gas station to buy cigarettes tonight #YOLO

please help camoron not be creepy you're more qualified than I am about what creeps girls out and I feel bad for the kid he's lovestruck and doesn't know what to do

[Chronic Munchies]

sleep well, dreamland is the only place safe from dragons (i hope)

[Camoron]

walking up to a random girl and saying "I noticed you and want to ask you out" is creepy unless you're brad pitt or something, I'm afraid if you can't find some excuse to have a conversation with her and make it seem like it just happened naturally then you're sol
:butthurt:

[Camoron]

please help camoron not be creepy you're more qualified than I am about what creeps girls out and I feel bad for the kid he's lovestruck and doesn't know what to do

lol the problem is msotly one of accessibility. like I said she only works banquets. i was at a banquet last week or whatever but i dont foresee any more in my future lol.

[maks]

:butthurt:

not saying it won't work but it probably won't. at very least try to act like you belong there and try to make eye contact and share a moment from across the room and only then do you approach her and introduce yourself

but lets be honest if she's working she's probably going to blow you off.

[maks]

lol the problem is msotly one of accessibility. like I said she only works banquets. i was at a banquet last week or whatever but i dont foresee any more in my future lol.

I'm sure there's a right way to handle this but damned if I know what it is, meet someone else probably

[Camoron]

my mom works at the resort and could probably do soemthing to help me but i dont want to ask my mom cause thats gay.

[Chronic Munchies]

lol the problem is msotly one of accessibility. like I said she only works banquets. i was at a banquet last week or whatever but i dont foresee any more in my future lol.

A single emerald dragon mother can eat an entire heard of bovine in one afternoon. It is not unheard of for a dragon to drain an entire cellar of ale either.

[maks]

my mom works at the resort and could probably do soemthing to help me but i dont want to ask my mom cause thats gay.

"Hi my name is Mrs. Camoron and my widdle baby-waby has a cwush on you! isn't dat sweeeet?" Do not do this.

"Hi my name is Camoron and my mom asked me to bring this thing to her and meet her here right where you're taking your break. she'll be here in 20 minutes. lets go in the coatroom and fuck" do this

[plusle riot]

ask your mom if there's any janitor spots open, you're totally qualified

[plusle riot]

i mean you're experienced, you've got it int he bag, totes.

[plusle riot]

NOW GO GET HER TIGER!

[Camoron]

ask your mom if there's any janitor spots open, you're totally qualified:barrytears: that hurts

i havent been a practitioner of the custodial arts for almost 5 years lol

I will have my bachelors degree soon

[Camoron]

maybe ill just be gay. talking about this with tim. i will choose to be gay then tlel all the other gays that yes, in fact it is a choice.

[plusle riot]

ya tim is the man to get girl advice from seeing as how he is so successful in wooing subjects of the opposite gender. try carving her name into your skin and if that doesn't work, throw a hissyfit at one of her banquets.

[Camoron]

ya tim is the man to get girl advice from seeing as how he is so successful in wooing subjects of the opposite gender. try carving her name into your skin and if that doesn't work, throw a hissyfit at one of her banquets.

I wasnt tlaking about her with him. I was just talking about how cool it would be to be gay. Unironically. It would be pretty fabulous.

[maks]

gays (and girls) have it easy because it's always possible to find a man who wants to fuck, no matter what

[plusle riot]

that much is true though most don't meet standards (personally)

[Camoron]

I want to be gay without the gay stuff

[Camoron]

i want to jerk of with another guy, emotionally though i mean, not like actual jerking off

[maks]

that much is true though most don't meet standards (personally)

the ones who do still want to fuck but they're not as up front about it

[maks]

I want to be gay without the gay stuff

that's called every 17-19 year old who has ever bought axe fucking body spray

[plusle riot]

i fucking loved the axe downpour mint shampoo and then they discontinued it. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT

[maks]

because perfume is for girls?

[Camoron]

i boguht some axe shampoo once but i didnt like what it did to my hair. ill stick with pantine.

[plusle riot]

pls peppermint is not a perfume. it was minty as fuck and i can on;y oreder it on amazon now for twice the price

[blumpkin blownuts]

american crew conditioner is very strong mint

[Lisa Claus]

well my turn to turn in

I am sad about Plug Drugs today

I just want to cuddle him