what do you say if we go out on a date?

[siburke939]

have some chicken - maybe some sex... you know - see what happens

[Camoron]

i think we should get to know each other first

[siburke939]

if :pedosi: isn't a smiley i'm never posting again (checking now)

[siburke939]

okay ruby i'll let you off

[timmy]

siburke im glad youre hear now i dont have the shorrtist dick on the forum

[siburke939]

is that fat steven again?

[cberry]

pray to god when i wake up that my dick is even half the size of yours

i shame my race

[siburke939]

FUCK STEREOTYPES BRO

[cberry]

I KNOW THEY ARE COMPLETELY UNTRUE AND ITS

ABSOLUTE

BULL SHIT

[siburke939]

now hijacking this thread to ask if any of you fuckers are on twitter?

[boobz]

Twitter lol Simon where is your signs sig?

[blumpkin blownuts]

simon do you swap out roles
i could never let a dude poke me without poking him first
but i wanna hook up with a guy with length enough to tickle my appendix

[siburke939]

signs sig can fuck off for now too lazy to change fuck that anyway it's old and who the fuck is this new guy what are you doing in my thread

[blumpkin blownuts]

old guy new name
and what's it to ya'

[siburke939]

old name?

[siburke939]

:fffffff: I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU!!!

[maks]

hi siburke!

[siburke939]

yo yo yo check me out with my postcount in double figures n shit

[maks]

yeah that's more than you've posted in like a year

[siburke939]

i swang by the forums had gone probably crashed due to people on twitter googling my username to see my penis (was on google images around page 5) oh well no cock on the internet any more

[siburke939]

or jewbag max didn't pay the bills <--- more likely

[siburke939]

triple posting like a boss

[maks]

19% of the posts on this forum are from me because my job these days is to sit in my reliner with my laptop and post and occasionally check an rdp window or call an isp or something. it bodes well for the forum because lets face it I'm a pretty good poster

[maks]

i swang by the forums had gone probably crashed due to people on twitter googling my username to see my penis (was on google images around page 5) oh well no cock on the internet any more

the forum was compromised, max said 'fuck it' and closed them but ruby and clay bravely said fuck max and set up their own gig here

[rootbeer]

max couldnt afford potatoe pancake mix and had to pawn the forum domain

[siburke939]

forums would be nothing without maks (true story) glad the place is back but it still has fat steven & barry so it ain't going places any time soon

[maks]

siburke post a picture of you looking straight at the camera and I will photoshop barry's face on it

[siburke939]

fuck dunno if i've got any hold on...

[siburke939]

http://i40.tinypic.com/34ydy60.jpg

[siburke939]

see that scab on my left cheek a huge fucking insect whacked a sting in there it was about half a cm when i pulled it out the little cunt!

[maks]

perfect but I still have trouble with the weird skin tone you brits have

http://comeontothelord.com/img/sibarry.jpg

[siburke939]

D-: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[siburke939]

there may be better pics here you can use: http://doom3.zoy.org/ (http://twitter.com/#!/siburke939/media/grid)

[siburke939]

no fat chicks in my threads please you should know the rules people

[siburke939]

(no fucking backchatting either before you start)

[siburke939]

NO HOMERS

[maks]

D-: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

that is the only known cure for abreu syndrome

[rootbeer]

VoDWk5UrAyY&autoplay=1

[maks]

An error has occured, please try again later... I really wanted to see that video, I had tears streaming and had to turn away from my daughter so she wouldn't see the pain on my face.

[rootbeer]

can you please say something that doesnt involve tears streaming down your face and your daughter

[maks]

THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID

[rootbeer]

ill be the judge of that

[maks]

I don't think you understand how it feels to be judged, I had tears streaming and had to turn away from my daughter so she wouldn't see the pain on my face.

[rootbeer]

actually i served as an united states supreme court justice for over fifty years

[rootbeer]

so ill do the judging

[rootbeer]

if'n ya dont mind

[maks]

Oh it's anime. How anticlimactic.

[rootbeer]

did it make your daughter cry?

[maks]

no, but I had tears streaming and had to turn away from my daughter so she wouldn't see the pain on my face.

[Dustin]

perfect but I still have trouble with the weird skin tone you brits have

http://comeontothelord.com/img/sibarry.jpg

god damn every time, lol.

[boobz]

simon's back, now all we need is pastor travis, adair, jam and a few other oldfags and it's like the good ol times again

[maks]

god damn every time, lol.

yeah I thought I would have bored of this by now but it's almost always worth it. when I thought about giving up my abreu syndrome gimmick I had tears streaming and had to turn away from my daughter so she wouldn't see the pain on my face.

[Dustin]

yeah I thought I would have bored of this by now but it's almost always worth it. when I thought about giving up my abreu syndrome gimmick I had tears streaming and had to turn away from my daughter so she wouldn't see the pain on my face.

Elz should make more of these again. I died when I saw these
http://gyazo.com/a2e37ec924afd7c13f1583b7e29e7f73.png
http://gyazo.com/3b563b033b747ca68b4b0acf1b3c675f.png

[maks]

apparently he was going to keep going on the m0nde comics but m0nde deleted them or something

[boobz]

i heard m0nde actually tried to get the ISP and police involved as he was so angry about the m0nde niggerface comic strip series. that much anger and pain in his life already (ya know) can't be good for his blood pressure and general health. is m0nde the new stevey?

[maks]

When I first heard about m0nde's health problems I had tears streaming and had to turn away from my daughter so she wouldn't see the pain on my face.

[boobz]

does m0nde have the early onset of chronic obesity and..... and......... GOUT?!!

[lnopia the great]

why si there a canada flag on the fridge

[Dustin]

why si there a canada flag on the fridge

I was wondering the same thing

[siburke939]

fuck canada

[maks]

my member is black. it am a ebony rhythm stick.

[siburke939]

mine is WHITE yo

[maks]

mine is WHITE yo

why you racist

[BoobyKalabrr]

my member is black. it am a ebony rhythm stick.

I had tears streaming and had to turn away from my daughter so she wouldn't see the pain on my face.

[BoobyKalabrr]

my member is black. it am a ebony rhythm stick.

I had tears streaming and had to turn away from my daughter so she wouldn't see the pain on my face.

[siburke939]

CRACKER COCK ROCKS MY SOCKS

[maks]

I had tears streaming and had to turn away from my daughter so she wouldn't see the pain on my face.

I, too, had tears streaming and had to turn away from my daughter so she wouldn't see the pain on my face. We're not so different you and I.

[maks]

CRACKER COCK ROCKS MY SOCKS

fuckin honkeys stole mah job just cause I smoke a little crack in front of customers

[siburke939]

fuckin honkeys stole mah job just cause I smoke a little crack in front of customers

dem white manz alwayz holding you down bro

[maks]

dem white manz alwayz holding you down bro

it's cause they racist and they 1%, homes

[siburke939]

it's cause they racist and they 1%, homes

gotta give obama credit for fucking that bullshit "glass ceiling" argument out o' here!

[maks]

obama, like, needs to give me more money for crack and meth and I need free dental for when my teeth rot out from smoking meth all day. Why am I not being represented? Why am I not being taken care of? Isn't the government my daddy?

[maks]

why should they get free drugs? they should stop using tear gas and start using zyklon b

[siburke939]

:nigmongle:

[maks]

:nigmongle:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pV56sneYkHA/TPGZrDDHVgI/AAAAAAAADKs/ePKZ_JF_1As/s1600/NiggerEducation.bmp

[siburke939]

ugh this makes me sick next thing you know :dinorage: will be gone

[maks]

ugh this makes me sick next thing you know :dinorage: will be gone

it wasn't removed, they missed it when they set up the new forum. do you have a copy anywhere? I'm sure ruby would be happy to add it if you send him a pm

[siburke939]

http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/4610/1024/Avatars/nigmongle.gif

[maks]

ruby's been busy lately. don't ask clay, clay will ban you.

[siburke939]

i can feel the walls crumbling around me :clay:

[siburke939]

tell ruby to post tits i cba

[maks]

attn ruby

post tits and then cba siburke

thanks in advance

[siburke939]

i hope ruby realises this is the only thread i'll post in (for now) the rest of the forum needs shaking up a bit

[maks]

The :lizard: queen texted me back. She said you're a dumbass maks, and that she doesn't care if you laugh at her posts.

She's crying over the plight of people who can't find a job because they're too busy on facebook, I'm going to laugh at that with or without her permission.

[maks]

i hope ruby realises this is the only thread i'll post in (for now) the rest of the forum needs shaking up a bit

ruby knows how you operate brah

[siburke939]

i won't lie i missed the forums kept getting moaned at on pokemon forums & transformers forums went stale so i moved to twitter it's surprisingly awesome (plus i'm fucking a well tidy bird from there she's a dirty little fucker like me we're gonna start looking at moving in together)

[maks]

I thought you got married

[siburke939]

nah that relationship was moribund for a long time we broke up a while back but still live together looking to move out this year hopefully

[siburke939]

https://p.twimg.com/Alz6PNICIAAOUHP.jpg

not sure if that pic will work but that's the new bird

[siburke939]

troll away she loves it: https://twitter.com/pookietookie01

[maks]

very nice, she's got a marilyn monroe thing going on

[siburke939]

ridiculously long legs cracking arse great tits too i'm punching above my weight a bit but i'm hung so w/e

https://p.twimg.com/Al8d7HXCQAEPvw5.jpg

[maks]

can you get her to post here?

[siburke939]

i'll ask but it'll probably depend on whether this site has a mobile version that doesn't suck balls she can't be fucked with using her laptop or PC to do internet shit so she sticks to twitter

[maks]

oh one of those huh

[siburke939]

yeah real girls don't do all this geeknerd forum shit (the fuckers!)

[Gentleman Doli]

ATTN all girl gamrers.. fuck OFF

[siburke939]

twitter is cool anyway you can do whatever you want it's not like all the other social networking sites it's quite anti-social you can be a cunt at all times

[BoobyKalabrr]

yum nice long legs

[Gentleman Doli]

oh are you guys playing Super Smash bros? I call peach! :mallet:
oh yeah i like TF2 for the cute hats ^_^ :mallet:
omg minecraft is so much fun! :mallet:

[siburke939]

she doesn't play video games (neither do i...)

[maks]

oh are you guys playing Super Smash bros? I call peach! :mallet:
oh yeah i like TF2 for the cute hats ^_^ :mallet:
omg minecraft is so much fun! :mallet:

Hey can you send me some virtual monsanto corn seeds for my virtual farmville farm :mallet:

[Gentleman Doli]

why did you break my heart melissa....

[Gentleman Doli]

Hey can you send me some virtual monsanto corn seeds for my virtual farmville farm :mallet:

[BoobyKalabrr]

she doesn't play video games (neither do i...)

she probably is a master of headgames

[siburke939]

she probably is a master of headgames

only girl to ever manage deep-throating me (true story)

[siburke939]

replies are okay views are broken ruby fix your fucking forum already

[siburke939]

off out with the new missus for the weekend keep this thread alive i'll post updates monday maybe if i remember the site address

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i wanna bang your sister, i wanna bang all your sisters

[siburke939]

Pics or it didn't happen.

https://p.twimg.com/AnGZu4ACEAA93Nc.jpg

[siburke939]

yeah i ate a kit-kat chunky out of that anus this weekend what of it (okay the chocolate came out the wafer got stuck but w/e)

[siburke939]

nah just chocolate she keeps it all clean down there (anal lover)

[siburke939]

same with mine no-holes-barred she's really smart & funny too - i said it before but she's way out of my league AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! :-P

[siburke939]

word up dude! well i say "just for me" but she's not against picking up a random chick for threesomes occasionally... PINCH ME I'M DREAMING!!! :-D

[BoobyKalabrr]

Pics or it didn't happen.

http://s017.radikal.ru/i401/1203/cc/5c3d16d9a4e9.jpg


As long as there wasn't any corn fed hog skin or bean dip skin in there, cause like that's just gross.

[siburke939]

Just don't get married bro, that will fuck up your whole game. If she starts hinting about it tell her that you believe you don't really know someone until you've lived together for 5 years and that you only want to get married once and not ever have the marriage fail. Get engaged if you want, but make it a 5 year one. By the time the 5 years is up you'll either want to marry her or have moved on.

i'm impulsive dude fuck it if it goes wrong i'll leave the country!

[lnopia the great]

siburke i am full on jealous

[siburke939]

i will look back at this thread & laugh if she turns out to be a fucking nutjob we've only been together a few months

[siburke939]

i am so not used to posting on forums these days twitter has taken up all of my internet time

[siburke939]

i have hundreds of emails from girls sending me naked pics on there you guys are wasting your time on forums they are so last year

[maks]

I need more than 140 characters to express myself ok

[siburke939]

me 2

[siburke939]

:glick:

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

I DON'T EVEN GET MAD WHEN WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE PISS NOMORE 35 minutes ago via Twidroyd for Android

I HAVE ACCEPT WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS GONNA SMELL LIKE PISS. ITS LIKE A EX GIRLFRIEND I GOTTA MOVE ON 33 minutes ago via Twidroyd for Android

[siburke939]

link it i'm fucking lazy

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

https://twitter.com/VH1PNUT found it on one of your lists

[siburke939]

https://twitter.com/VH1PNUT found it on one of your lists

i'm on https://twitter.com/siburke939 can't find that fucker on my lists you be trippin' bro

[siburke939]

i keep seeing this :lizard: thing i am so out of the loop gonna make a thread about it

[elezzzark]

https://p.twimg.com/AnGZu4ACEAA93Nc.jpg

Are you planning to make an amateur porn video?

[siburke939]

yes

[elezzzark]

When you are done, PM me and you shouldn't to post here because someone was a creepy stalker who loves to dox of everyone, what if is worst? spreading your porn video on your twitter

[siburke939]

(testing the multi-quote function itt)


When you are done, PM me and you shouldn't to post here because someone was a creepy stalker who loves to dox of everyone, what if is worst? spreading your porn video on your twitter
if it goes public (which i doubt she is the boss) then twitter will see it first


They are called :lizard:s because their leader is called Iguana Goddess and she's a amateur herpetologist.
herpes reference is too predictable but fuck that pertinent question is did she post tits?


http://i.imgur.com/qTumz.jpg
okay orange hubba bubba where did you find that shit!? :-O

[siburke939]

i used the multi-quote function to prevent multiple posts

[siburke939]

HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT!

[siburke939]

thread is useless without pics

[BoobyKalabrr]

Kkkcody tell siburke who the fat old hog is in the pic.

[Gentleman Doli]

HAHA! FAIL.

[Gentleman Doli]

You tell em cody. Im behind you 100% little buddy.

[siburke939]

i just adblocked an obnoxious sig & thought to myself hey why not make a new thread so i am off to do just that

[steveyos]

where's haylie.7z I'm thinking I want a girl from lousiana her and duxx are both so fcking hot

[maks]

forums would be nothing without maks (true story) glad the place is back but it still has fat steven & barry so it ain't going places any time soon

[rubycalaber]

rip siburke, he got married and became a normie