A BRAND NEW PODCAST SERIES! The Teknorat & Ruby Show! Episode 2!

[Autistic Spectrum]

Well since i spent an hour of my very busy, productive life listening to the fisrt instalment of niggerdeath kill all babies gay ass accecent's podcast hour, i gleamed that ruby got the his jimmy's rulsted when naacp activists technoract tried to post a mega thread before him about some stupid ass thing he made i could not really understand that part though all the giggles and m8's being thorwn around,,,,

so the master hacker that i am bring you,,, esposide 2 :hax:

http://content.teknoratandruby.com/episode02.mp3


THIS TIME RUBY AND THAT OTHER GUY TALK ABOUT DRINKING DOGSEAMAN FOR THE FIRST 2 MINS AND LOST THE REST OF THE 58 MINS,,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

they keywored is ruby's ruslted jimmies

[Autistic Spectrum]

how fast can ruby delete this thread,,,, how rusttled can his jimmies get,,,

[DrHundos]

kurt rustled
rustlemania
rustle crowe
every day im rustlin

[Autistic Spectrum]

i cahgned a 1 to a 2, i'm the greastest hacker known to man

[steveyos]

dude I opened several threads then opened fjs and I'm high and thought this was ruby's thread and actually called that god damn that's a good title let's call ours that dp

[steveyos]

niggerdeath kill all babies gay ass accecent's podcast hour, i

[steveyos]

lmfao

[steveyos]

I'm not even gonna listen to it, I'll be in one soon and make fun of ruby and tek so hard

[rubycalaber]

teknorat4u 11:42 am
allow gergell to find our blog y/n?

Ruby Calaber 11:43 am
what the fubungo is gergell

teknorat4u 11:43 am
google

Ruby Calaber 11:43 am
yeah sure
worst that could happen is someone on the forums finds it before I want to release it then whatever go ahead and please viral market our podcast thanks stomple

how does it feel to have played right into my hand? :rubyjap:

(as in your dick is in my hand and I'm jerking you off)

[Gentleman Doli]

talk about ytmnsfw more, insted of ur gay stories about ho much teknorat randomly hates black people, and how rubey jacks off into his mouth,

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey and ruby get ahold of me when you talk to stevey i will jump in for exactly 5 mins, the best 5 mins of your austic racist podcast, just pm me the time and app and shit,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

the whole time i will talk about rep, and how it affects each and everyone's life,,,

[jon]

listening to ep1

[steveyos]

dp I don't want a fucking second of my air time dedicated to forums, I hate forum humor I want to get on that podcast and make people think richard pryor's still alive I want to get on the mic and tell real jokes and the reason I want to do that is because it'll be a few minutes of legit comedy surrounded back to back with yeah tek and ruby............................................................................................ so if you do actually want to show up bring some master shake, leave the wolfson at home

[steveyos]

I don't know how many of you realize this but ruby could seriously be one of the top comedians, his timing the things he says it's amazing I doubt his podcast is that great since tek will bring him down but ruby on his own is amazing

[Autistic Spectrum]

i will talk about people form the fourms this is the only context i know you guys i don't join steam or vent or irc or whatever the fuck you guys do,,, just hit me up my voice sounds funny i have one of those things in my thought from smokeing i sound like a :robot:

[steveyos]

no offense tek it's just ruby knows true comedy form a comedian's standpoint it's not his generic forum nigger dick jokes it's the other things he says that I love

[steveyos]

ok fine

[steveyos]

in that case I think we should to talk about our true feelings about our fellow forumers, like monde we should say what we really feel about monde

[Autistic Spectrum]

and don;t let me talk to you about living in the woods till then ,,,, JUST INGORE ALL WOODS QUESTIONS STEVEN

[steveyos]

you wanna hear anger in my voice get me on a roll about monde

[steveyos]

and don;t let me talk to you about living in the woods till then ,,,, JUST INGORE ALL WOODS QUESTIONS STEVEN


oh man I'm excited for this and already got rebuttals lined up

[Lisa Claus]

"If you just like got a cow's brain or something like, it's not that hot, or even like just took her brain out and took it away for later, thar wouldn't be hot either"

:S

[Lisa Claus]

shortly after that I get a mention

I will fucking kill you ruby

[always stevey]

Oh goodness, the poor kittens are being stomped, that is so horrible, you immature dicks. Now I'm going to kill Ruby for mentioning me in his podcast.

[always stevey]

There are two unforgivable, major sins in this world: killing innocent kittens and talking about me. Both should
be punishable by cawk torture and death.

[steveyos]

the first rule of guldcat is don't talk about guldcat

[jon]

listening to ep2

[Lisa Claus]

ok

I listened to both episodes in full

That is some fucked up shit

by comparison I can now consider myself a well adjusted individual

[rubycalaber]

ok

I listened to both episodes in full

That is some fucked up shit

by comparison I can now consider myself a well adjusted individual

see I told you this podcast would be therapeutic for you!

[Autistic Spectrum]

ruby just talks about killing babies, you lived it lisa

[Autistic Spectrum]

talk about trolling, she killed a fucking baby what is mroe ytmnsfw than that,,,

[rootbeer]

ruby did u get a new mic? that shit is crackly dog

[Lisa Claus]

dp stop being a fucking retard or you'll be on ignore along with cody, cody jr and 2 other of your idiot alts

[Autistic Spectrum]

you wouldn't dare lisa,,,,

[Camoron]

tkaing out the big guns, gonan ignore everyone on this forum one mean person at a time

[Camoron]

then sit back relax and read some plugdrugs and chronic mucnhies posts about drugs n dragons

[Camoron]

D&D

[Autistic Spectrum]

basicallly her only friend on ingnore,, soon as i'm on that list, gonna post my dick daily

[Lisa Claus]

you wouldn't dare lisa,,,,I would

I don't want to read your retard posting "killing babies" 200 fucking times a day in the forum

shut the fuck up and stop it

when you're not being a complete retard I kind of like you but if your posts are just going to be a barrage of that fucking retard shit you can fully join cody and cody jr.

It's just too fucking tedious

[Camoron]

youre just creating more work for yourself lisa, youre still going to read all of thoe posts youre just going to have to click "View Post" to do it

[Autistic Spectrum]

you would not even know to call her cody jr if it was not for me, you see lisa, i dicate the memes aournd here , you just post them

[Autistic Spectrum]

dance my puppet lisa dance,,,

[always stevey]

youre just creating more work for yourself lisa, youre still going to read all of thoe posts youre just going to have to click "View Post" to do it

She reads my posts all the time, even though they suck. :)

[Lisa Claus]

then sit back relax and read some plugdrugs and chronic mucnhies posts about drugs n dragonsplug drugs posts about one million times less than he is actually mentioned around here

I have him on my msn and talk to him pretty much every day

and I fucking LOVE chronic munchies posts

basically I'm fucking BORED of retards posting their retard try-hard troll shit ad nauseam

you have no idea how bored I am

[Autistic Spectrum]

the nervous breakdown is late tonight what gives

[Camoron]

and yet this is your third most visited site behind "Free Hotmail" and "Gippsland Tv Guide"

[Lisa Claus]

youre just creating more work for yourself lisa, youre still going to read all of thoe posts youre just going to have to click "View Post" to do itnah

because i already know it's the exact same retard shit they posted 100 times after my every single post before

[Lisa Claus]

and yet this is your third most visited site behind "Free Hotmail" and "Gippsland Tv Guide"they aren't most visited, they are just bookmarks I dragged into a toolbar for quick access

some of them I have never even visited such as Quote... I don;t even know what that is, I'll click that now and find out

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa figured out how spam trolling fourm , what i thought i was posting at newyorktimes comment section

[juji]

nf

[always stevey]

Each one of Lisa's posts is significantly different from each other.

[Lisa Claus]

I clicked it

it isn;t even anything

it's some javascript:OpenModalWindow blah blah bracket rubbish

I literally have no idea what that is I have forgotten

[Lisa Claus]

nfso much nf

but they are trying pretty hard and that's the main thing

[Autistic Spectrum]

how to post like lisa, a guide by dr assburgers,

Bush-pigs are everywhere, they will always have 200 posts about you the queen of the itnerent(your lisa you are the queen of the interent)

Don't forget to double space your thoughts, it really drives home what your fractureted white trash mind is getting at,

Post every, and i mean every detail of your personal life, no matter how gruesome it is,

Get mad at everything and everyone all the time, this is the most important step of all

Kill your baby for the lulz

[Camoron]

elz jsut thinks its nf because he doesnt understand what is being said lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

"the worst podcaset i never listend to" -elzacakraker "juhi" montagoto

[Lisa Claus]

elz jsut thinks its nf because he doesnt understand what is being said lmaohe was talking about your posts, not the podcast you fuckwit

[Autistic Spectrum]

you fuckwit bush pig

[Camoron]

he was talking about your posts, not the podcast you fuckwit

so was i

[Lisa Claus]

how to post like lisa, a guide by dr assburgers,

Bush-pigs are everywhere, they will always have 200 posts about you the queen of the itnerent(your lisa you are the queen of the interent)

Don't forget to double space your thoughts, it really drives home what your fractureted white trash mind is getting at,

Post every, and i mean every detail of your personal life, no matter how gruesome it is,

Get mad at everything and everyone all the time, this is the most important step of all

Kill your baby for the lulzdp you actually know fuck all about my life

it's just that you have so little of one that you literally latch onto ONE post I make months ago and then spam it the forum fpr the next 3 months

you're a fucking retard

[juji]

he was talking about your posts, not the podcast you fuckwit

Actually, Podcast + Posts of this thread

[juji]

This is unfunniest thread i've seen... God, why have you done this goddammit thing?

[Camoron]

elz reads posts he doesnt understand and it makes him get angry irl

[Camoron]

This is unfunniest thread i've seen... God, why have you done this goddammit thing?

:rofldata:

[Autistic Spectrum]

how to post like lisa, a guide by dr assburgers,

Bush-pigs are everywhere, they will always have 200 posts about you the queen of the itnerent(your lisa you are the queen of the interent)

Don't forget to double space your thoughts, it really drives home what your fractureted white trash mind is getting at,

Post every, and i mean every detail of your personal life, no matter how gruesome it is,

Get mad at everything and everyone all the time, this is the most important step of all

Kill your baby for the lulz


dp you actually know fuck all about my life

it's just that you have so little of one that you literally latch onto ONE post I make months ago and then spam it the forum fpr the next 3 months

you're a fucking retard

[Autistic Spectrum]

do the other two now tell use a tale of the life of lisa and kill your baby for the lulz

[Autistic Spectrum]

this goddammit thing is still my thread elz a little repsect please, we used to be sea kitten bros

[Lisa Claus]

so was iwell he's right

you are TRYING pretty hard but you're the only one who thinks you're funny, I mean you are clearly actually trying to be funny but it's just not happening

pretty fucking lame to laugh at your own posts, people who laugh at their own posts are never actually funny, when someone else laughs at your posts that's when you know you are funny

if after trying so fucking hard someone posts "nf" @ you that's a subtle hint

and it wouldn;t even matter if your posts were funny or not if it wasn't for the fact that you are clearly trying reall, really hard to be funny, you just aren't

[Autistic Spectrum]

whtie trash get down on your knees it's time for cake and sodmaney

[Camoron]

actually im laughing at your responses to my posts

it's called "trolling"

[Lisa Claus]

This is unfunniest thread i've seen... God, why have you done this goddammit thing?lol

see camoron

juji doesn't even have to try hard

he's effortlessly funny

[Camoron]

youre laughing at his poor grasp of the english language, that isnt funny thats just mean you sick bitch

[Lisa Claus]

actually im laughing at your responses to my posts

it's called "trolling"no

you were laughing at your own posts

I took the piss out of that just a few posts ago

[Autistic Spectrum]

ruby's fucking jummys are still rulsted, bet he even had the next thread allready written for this podcast and i fucking owned him so bad, i owned ruby he's fuckign seething right now i know it

[juji]

this goddammit thing is still my thread elz a little repsect please, we used to be sea kitten bros

It has nothing to do with you though is your thread, consider this is hell nf

[always stevey]

dp you actually know fuck all about my life

it's just that you have so little of one that you literally latch onto ONE post I make months ago and then spam it the forum fpr the next 3 months

you're a fucking retard


Oh god, you were TROLLING everyone all along about your life.

[Camoron]

lisa thinks if you post lol it means you are literally laughing out loud in real life

[Lisa Claus]

youre laughing at his poor grasp of the english language, that isnt funny thats just mean you sick bitcha bit

but I more laugh at his personality

he's one of my favorite people

he's one of the few people who can bag me out and I actually think it's funny because it's not just some retard spamming in every topic "kill babies"

[Camoron]

kill babuies errday

[Autistic Spectrum]

this is usally the last thing they do after the long drawn out physobabble phase is over, OH it was all a troll, then it turns into YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ALL SUCK I AM GONNA START MY OWN FOURM called postanythinglegal.com and the good posters can come there

[always stevey]

This is unfunniest thread i've seen... God, why have you done this goddammit thing?

This is exactly the kind of attitude Joffry would have if he posted here.

[juji]

this is usally the last thing they do after the long drawn out physobabble phase is over, OH it was all a troll, then it turns into YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ALL SUCK I AM GONNA START MY OWN FOURM called postanythinglegal.com and the good posters can come there

You already know why steveyos likes you, but you still hate him

[Lisa Claus]

this is usally the last thing they do after the long drawn out physobabble phase is over, OH it was all a troll, then it turns into YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ALL SUCK I AM GONNA START MY OWN FOURM called postanythinglegal.com and the good posters can come thereum I didn;t start that forum idiot

OB and Steveyos just asked me to come admin

I broke the fucking thing within a day

[juji]

um I didn;t start that forum idiot

OB and Steveyos just asked me to come admin

I broke the fucking thing within a day

You still owe $ 15 to steveyos, remember?

[Autistic Spectrum]

what i like stevey, he's a bit all over teh board but he seems like a nice guy irl, like if you needed someone to help you move or something i bet stevey would be the first guy there

[Lisa Claus]

You still owe $ 15 to steveyos, remember?what the fuck for?

Wasting my time?

Why would I owe steveyos any money at all?

Idiots.

[Autistic Spectrum]

he's contacted a collection agangey you should be getting letters and phone calls very soon

[Lisa Claus]

Yeah I ask random people on the internet for money too for no apparant reason

I'm still waiting for that $50 from dp so I can go buy some pot

[maks]

Juji, I'm glad you came back. I thought maybe you were gone forever like elezzark.

[juji]

Yeah I ask random people on the internet for money too for no apparant reason

I'm still waiting for that $50 from dp so I can go buy some pot

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

[juji]

Juji, I'm glad you came back. I thought maybe you were gone forever like elezzark.

Did i leave? i logged out permant when iwc is online

[Camoron]

what the fuck for?

Wasting my time?

Why would I owe steveyos any money at all?

Idiots.
fjs is like the SA forums, it charges a premium fee to post there, steveys is even higher than SA's though its 15 dollars. you owe him.

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you see iwc you do like the rest of us do you run---morpheious

[maks]

Did i leave? i logged out permant when iwc is online

I didn't realize you only meant when iwc was on, I thought 'logged out permanent' meant that you were going to log out permanently. Either way, I'm glad it wasn;t true.

[juji]

iwc forced me to do something that she really hates the site

[Autistic Spectrum]

iwc forced me to do something that she really hates the site

i know the fell

[Howard Dean]

gonna add this to my zumba playlist

[Lisa Claus]

fjs is like the SA forums, it charges a premium fee to post there, steveys is even higher than SA's though its 15 dollars. you owe him.okay

that does not explain why I would owe steveyos $15

[always stevey]

Am I surprised Lisa is dragging out the mystery of the 15 dollars?

[rubycalaber]

ruby's fucking jummys are still rulsted, bet he even had the next thread allready written for this podcast and i fucking owned him so bad, i owned ruby he's fuckign seething right now i know it

my jimmies are stone cold stable m8 in fact I am making this the official episode 2 thread since it has more replies than the real one would get and saves me from doing work thanks bub

[Lisa Claus]

my jimmies are stone cold stable m8 in fact I am making this the official episode 2 thread since it has more replies than the real one would get and saves me from doing work thanks bublistening to your pod casts gave me brain damage

[Autistic Spectrum]

ruby i'm coinig on your podcast with stevey, i am going fucking wrek u m8

[Autistic Spectrum]

i misprouncene everytthin i take my gimmacks very srslys

[rubycalaber]

listening to your pod casts gave me brain damage

and did it loop around to making you smart?

I mean... I.. I hope I hope... you... are... healthy... so you can be on my podcast please?


ruby i'm coinig on your podcast with stevey, i am going fucking wrek u m8

bring it m8y boi

[Gentleman Doli]

i wonder what will happen when u guys run out of gros stories to tel each ohter or mega epic nigger jokes (aka episode 3)

[Lisa Claus]

and did it loop around to making you smart?

I mean... I.. I hope I hope... you... are... healthy... so you can be on my podcast please?



bring it m8y boiuhhhhhhhh

yeah ummmmm

I don't think that would be a good thing

FYI I am not currently terminally ill, but I will get tested for brain cancer after hearing your podcasts just to be sure

[Autistic Spectrum]

i don't think ruby can run out of gay shit to talk about this is just from knowing him for the past 7 years or so

[Autistic Spectrum]

and all you have to do to set techcoakracat off is mention black people and he will go from just some normal austirailian guy to NIGGERS MUST DIE

[Autistic Spectrum]

all the niggers, they must die,

[Autistic Spectrum]

you did it ruby, you killed the ghost that haunts this thread

[Lisa Claus]

Ruby is my new b/f

[clay]

i was thinking about making a "shit that's nut funny" forum, including the misspelling which isn't at all funny to prove how unfunny that forum is, and then sticking these threads in there. but i realized id have to move every single thread on this forum into that forum

[Autistic Spectrum]

put that post right at the top