I was in the grocery store earlier today minding my own business and I felt something touch my butt

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I turned around and there was a fag in a wile e coyote getup without the head smiling at me and holding the tail in his hand. I waited out in the parking lot for like 20 mins so I could stomp his ass out away from the cameras but he took the exit on the other side :raged:

[steveyos]

kacen was logged in earlier, coincidence,?,I think not.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

weird shit been happening to me at least once a week for a while now I don't think anyone irl believes my stories anymore

[steveyos]

at least you weren't raped

[steveyos]

location,location,location if you stand on the border of isreal and iraq you get a lot of crazy stories too

[steveyos]

I walk around all times of the night nothing ever happens well like stabbings and stuff but nothing ever to me probably cause I'm built like brock lesnar

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

last week I dialed a wrong number and got a text from the person and I thought their name sounded like a cute girl name so I texted her back and got her to send pics and it was a fuckin dude in a dress

[sex with dead people]

weird shit been happening to me at least once a week for a while now I don't think anyone irl believes my stories anymore

Did you start using meth again?

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

no I'm usually kinda drunk when weird shit happens and I wonder if I'm going nuts and imagining shit but the tranny pics were real and on my phone

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

http://i.imgur.com/apgEef3.jpg

[sex with dead people]

Try killing someone irl and watching the news the next day to see if it really happened

[maks]

last week I dialed a wrong number and got a text from the person and I thought their name sounded like a cute girl name so I texted her back and got her to send pics and it was a fuckin dude in a dress

Post the pictures if you still have them I want to know how heinous we're talking here

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

theres one up there and heres one I got from googling the name

http://i.imgur.com/wRTT2H1.jpg

[maks]

glad I used heinous because it's the perfect adjective. bitch looks like glen danzig.

[maks]

why would a guy with a huge cleft in his chin try to pass as a girl what was he thinking

[Gentleman Doli]

Move zig, move zig, you know what your doing, take off every zig!

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

also tonight I went to the gas station and heard two cops tell some nigger they'd make him handicapped if he didn't get the fuck outta the handicapped spot but that isn't that unbelievable

[Gentleman Doli]

The police, together with the army, constitute the central "body of armed people" which is at the centre of the state apparatus. They are the first line of defence against anything which disturbs the public order of capitalism. In the last 20 years, as social tensions have increased, the myth of the ‘Dixon of Dock Green’ type copper, sorting out lost cats and helping the elderly across the road, has vanished.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I thought she looked like the klingons from the old star trek

[maks]

also tonight I went to the gas station and heard two cops tell some nigger they'd make him handicapped if he didn't get the fuck outta the handicapped spot but that isn't that unbelievable

where in the hell do you live so I can make sure I never go there

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Location: Nigger + Faggot Center

[maks]

Alright good I wasn't planning on going there anyway

[UofLCardfan08]

last week I dialed a wrong number and got a text from the person and I thought their name sounded like a cute girl name so I texted her back and got her to send pics and it was a fuckin dude in a dress

http://i47.tinypic.com/2mpn3ux.jpg

THIS ^

[steveyos]

are you sure that isn't ramen

[steveyos]

if ramen and ob had a baby

[jon]

dar dar dar

[Autistic Spectrum]

you should have said beep beep and ran him over with your car

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

that was the plan or rip his tail off and choke him with it

[Camoron]

what a interesting life you lead dandadad

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

all girls want to have sex with me so do all fags its not easy being this handsome

[Camoron]

i basically should kill myself theres no way my life will ever be that good

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

no dont aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Garfield]

i basically should kill myself theres no way my life will ever be that good

yeah do it hehe