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plusle riot
04-09-2013, 08:48 PM
do they taste good because im drinking this dandelion pale ale and it tastes good :iia:

btw this is my last one and all i have left in the refrigerator is 2 of my prized limited edition game of thrones iron throne blonde ales. should i just drink them anyway?

m0nde
04-09-2013, 08:48 PM
dandelion wine

maks
04-09-2013, 08:50 PM
I was at the bowling alley the other night and they had pbr on tap and I'm like christ there aren't even any hipsters in connecticut who drinks that crap

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 08:52 PM
can't even drink that shit. all those watered down domestic beers give me headaches

maks
04-09-2013, 08:56 PM
I had guinness, I wanted a gin and tonic but it was a fucking bowling alley for fuck's sake and guinness is pretentious enough. my date had miller lite, which I think may be one of the less offensive domestics but didn't care enough to find out.

I remember pbr from high school. pbr is shit, worse than meisterbrau or natty ice

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 08:57 PM
dandelion wine

is that a thing you msutve had some in a salad or something you eats a lot of diifeerent stuffs

maks
04-09-2013, 09:01 PM
I've had dandelion wine and can confirm it's a thing

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:03 PM
knew a 67 year old vegan who looks like larry david who ate flowers,he would eat all different kinds, did not help him to grow any hair

StompleB
04-09-2013, 09:03 PM
you eat the leaves

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:05 PM
i tried them once, and they tasted like, you where eating flowers, off the ground, go outside eat the weeds it tastes the same

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:06 PM
does it taste nice? i only rly buy wine as a dinner pairing these daysso it's either french or californian pinots and cabs...anyway i'm about to bust open this iron throne blonde ale because i can't stop won't stop now

timmy
04-09-2013, 09:06 PM
i tried them once, and they tasted like, you where eating flowers, off the ground, go outside eat the weeds it tastes the same

"ishnt retarded"

lnopia the great
04-09-2013, 09:06 PM
why do hipsters drink pbr i dont get it

StompleB
04-09-2013, 09:07 PM
If you like spring mix

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:07 PM
go outside eat the grass it's the same texture

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:08 PM
i tried them once, and they tasted like, you where eating flowers, off the ground, go outside eat the weeds it tastes the same

i remember making daisy-chains out of them with friends as a child and theyd eat them and i was like wtf are you doing idk i'm not eating anything outside i'd probably end up throwing poison sumac into a salad and end up as a segment on 1000 ways to die

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:11 PM
he used to keep them in a little tupperware container, and would snack on them throughout the day, poorly programing, eating flowers day after day, he was also the guy who programed the automated car wash computers , that was his big claim to fame 30 years ago

maks
04-09-2013, 09:11 PM
does it taste nice? i only rly buy wine as a dinner pairing these daysso it's either french or californian pinots and cabs...anyway i'm about to bust open this iron throne blonde ale because i can't stop won't stop now

I don;t remember enjoying it very much no but everyone has different tastes

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:14 PM
lol and he was super vegan he has a bunch of greenhouses he owns and gives food to soup kictens and shit, and would build all these weather stations so he could monitor the what ever the fuck in the greenhouses, and he hung one of them up in the office to check out all the weather in the office, he hung it from the cliening, well seems that hanging something that looks like a pipe bomb with a bunch of wires out from the clieing was against the buildings policy, i never knew the humidity at my desk after that day,,,

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:20 PM
I was at the bowling alley the other night and they had pbr on tap and I'm like christ there aren't even any hipsters in connecticut who drinks that crap

pls tell me this wasn't one of your dates with your new romantic interest. bowling alley is so cliche~


lol and he was super vegan he has a bunch of greenhouses he owns and gives food to soup kictens and shit, and would build all these weather stations so he could monitor the what ever the fuck in the greenhouses, and he hung one of them up in the office to check out all the weather in the office, he hung it from the cliening, well seems that hanging something that looks like a pipe bomb with a bunch of wires out from the clieing was against the buildings policy, i never knew the humidity at my desk after that day,,,

did he look like Moby?

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:21 PM
he was a dead ringer for larry david with out the glasses

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:22 PM
he would build all this shit if i ever happend to need a sodering gun, for some reason he would have it like in his desk drawer ready to go he acutally owned now that i think about it i hope i build pipe bomb computers to control the weather when i am 70

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:24 PM
he was a dead ringer for larry david with out the glasses

did you fuck with him at all i'm really hoping for a David Thorne type scenario

maks
04-09-2013, 09:24 PM
pls tell me this wasn't one of your dates with your new romantic interest. bowling alley is so cliche~


I implore you to name something to do in connecticut that isn't cliche. tomorrow we're seeing a movie.

frankly I'm eagerly awaiting the stage in the relationship where I go to her house we watch a show order a pizza and fuck, dating is such horseshit.

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:25 PM
emailing him right now asking him the best way to build a 15 foot concerete ramp going into water thanks iwc for reminding me i know this guy who eats flowers all day

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:26 PM
i started a twitter and would post things i would over hear him say,cause i sat right next to him it has 3500 followers,

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:26 PM
I implore you to name something to do in connecticut that isn't cliche. tomorrow we're seeing a movie.

frankly I'm eagerly awaiting the stage in the relationship where I go to her house we watch a show order a pizza and fuck, dating is such horseshit.

are you paying for these dates or is she splitting the bill with you

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:27 PM
emailing him right now asking him the best way to build a 15 foot concerete ramp going into water thanks iwc for reminding me i know this guy who eats flowers all day

anytime~


i started a twitter and would post things i would over hear him say,cause i sat right next to him it has 3500 followers,

pls post it

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:28 PM
sucks blockbuster's went out of bussiness used to be you could go to the video store and rent a movie togther, torrenting movies is not a date sadly

maks
04-09-2013, 09:29 PM
are you paying for these dates or is she splitting the bill with you

I'm paying for it that's another part of this stage of the relationship that I can't wait to be over

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:29 PM
like 400 of the people who follow him are my friends/cowoerks so sadly i am not stupid

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:30 PM
ya even netflix would be considered a cheap date and you can't even buy overpriced candy and popcorn or movie merchandise

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:31 PM
like 400 of the people who follow him are my friends/cowoerks so sadly i am not stupid

fair enough man. i was just curious to see stuff a guy who eats flowers ad/ed says

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:33 PM
he would talk about veganism and computer programing all day and sniker alot, because he thought he was smarter than everyone else(he was rly smart) but not smarter than me fuck that guy

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:36 PM
he told me i had to build a wood frame, first and is going to draw me a diagram after i send him some pictures of where the concerte ramp goes,

no how's it going how have you been, it's been a while,

just straight to the ramp

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:36 PM
he told me i had to build a wood frame, first and is going to draw me a diagram after i send him some pictures of where the concerte ramp goes,

no how's it going how have you been, it's been a while,

just straight to the ramp

now ask him to send you diagrams of how to use a washign machine

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:37 PM
Assburgers patient zero

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:37 PM
gonna email him thhose pictures, say i'm having trouble with my washing machine cold cycle

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:38 PM
gonna email him thhose pictures, say i'm having trouble with my washing machine cold cycle

haha oh g-d pls do

maks
04-09-2013, 09:42 PM
the other alternative is bars and if I wanted to be piss drunk every time I screw I wouldn't be courting a girlfriend in the first place

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:44 PM
screwing sober is a foreign concept i can't even fathom

maks
04-09-2013, 09:52 PM
Me too but I'll have a chance to try it soon. I'm no expert on picking up signals but she practically spelled it out for me, we 100% will fuck tomorrow evening.

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:53 PM
do you know where to put it

maks
04-09-2013, 09:55 PM
"wherever she'll let me" has served me well so far

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:57 PM
please live blog your date,

stalker virus
04-09-2013, 09:57 PM
eat weeds everyday 420

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 09:57 PM
bob hughes this also applys to you and your fake husky larp gf

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 09:59 PM
Except one night, after far too much wine, he suggested something that sounded very painful and could not possibly result in children

maks
04-09-2013, 10:05 PM
please live blog your date,

I'm excited fuck you I haven't given a shit about a girl in like 3 years this is like being 14 again

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 10:09 PM
post durning it, if you get married your grandchildern can read the thread

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 10:11 PM
Posts from the Road: marks' date edition

maks
04-09-2013, 10:23 PM
once this turns into a steady thing I won't be here all that often so be thankful for every thread I hijack and be prepared to step up your own posting because while my 800 posts a day may not be the best they do keep things moving

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 10:25 PM
once this turns into a steady thing I won't be here all that often so be thankful for every thread I hijack and be prepared to step up your own posting because while my 800 posts a day may not be the best they do keep things moving

hopefully this also means the depletion of codey posts as he'll no longer have you to follow around with his tongue down the back of your trousers

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 10:27 PM
cody has enought problems to deal with at brawll hall/meds to even worry about marks all that much anymore

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 10:29 PM
mo' forums mo' dramas

blumpkin blownuts
04-09-2013, 10:33 PM
bob hughes this also applys to you and your fake husky larp gf

we already have house dates, i'm going over again thurs night we're going to curl up on the couch and play twin peaks ep.s in the background while we fuck around

and she's offered to pay next time we go out for dinner

and getting on the internet is like the last thing i want to do when i'm with a woman. it wasn't always like that... last time i got tired of a g/f i used to wait for her to fall asleep then get on the computer and she finally got sick of it

maks
04-09-2013, 10:35 PM
hopefully this also means the depletion of codey posts as he'll no longer have you to follow around with his tongue down the back of your trousers

your absence hasn't made stompleb stop bringing his own flavor of mediocrity to the table

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 10:36 PM
use your smart phone bob just sneak a few posts here and there ,

stalker virus
04-09-2013, 10:38 PM
speaking of stomplebane this is a perfect SB thread

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 10:39 PM
your absence hasn't made stompleb stop bringing his own flavor of mediocrity to the table

stomple doesn't try to go ramen all over my ass, he's his own person. there's a difference

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 10:39 PM
If you like spring mix

maybe you should read the thread you are posting in you lush

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 10:40 PM
we already have house dates, i'm going over again thurs night we're going to curl up on the couch and play twin peaks ep.s in the background while we fuck around

and she's offered to pay next time we go out for dinner

and getting on the internet is like the last thing i want to do when i'm with a woman. it wasn't always like that... last time i got tired of a g/f i used to wait for her to fall asleep then get on the computer and she finally got sick of it
stp trolling bob
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LVjNHtSyBMM/UECZQYyaUfI/AAAAAAAAEYc/RpBayCwlxd4/s1600/Twin%2BPeaks%2BFinal%2BEpisode%2B2.jpg

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 10:41 PM
just gonna be making out with my husky larp gf while we watch twin peak dvds i have been saving for a speical occisiaon

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 10:42 PM
only the best fake posts from bob

maks
04-09-2013, 10:43 PM
speaking of stomplebane this is a perfect SB thread

such a thing does not exist

blumpkin blownuts
04-09-2013, 10:43 PM
really dp
like i'm funny enough to just make up out of the blue a larping gf who dresses up like an elf

maks
04-09-2013, 10:43 PM
stp trolling bob
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LVjNHtSyBMM/UECZQYyaUfI/AAAAAAAAEYc/RpBayCwlxd4/s1600/Twin%2BPeaks%2BFinal%2BEpisode%2B2.jpg

holy shit it's the midget from carnivale

blumpkin blownuts
04-09-2013, 10:44 PM
i want all my garmonbozea

maks
04-09-2013, 10:48 PM
stomple doesn't try to go ramen all over my ass, he's his own person. there's a difference

that's what you consider a person?

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 10:49 PM
wanna join the big boy fake posters , well i'll i have to ask doli he sort of runs the racket around here, but this whole make out sessions to twin peak dvds with your husky larpping gf is a good start

blumpkin blownuts
04-09-2013, 10:52 PM
did i mention her bra size is EE
you haven't lived until you've motorboated an elf

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 10:53 PM
i honestly belive lisa fake posted everything, the abortion, the getting fired for trying to fuck childern the rape ,the whole fucking thing

blumpkin blownuts
04-09-2013, 10:55 PM
i honestly belive lisa fake posted everything, the abortion, the getting fired for trying to fuck childern the rape ,the whole fucking thing

i honestly do too, nobody's live could be that sad if it was they sure as hell wouldnt post about it
but if i actually thought that was her real life it would depress the shit outta me so i choose not to otherwise i'd never laugh about someone getting raped

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 10:55 PM
i believe everything i read on the internet now here comes my date, he's a french model and i met him online BONJOUR

blumpkin blownuts
04-09-2013, 10:57 PM
i only believe the shit here i want to believe

maks
04-09-2013, 10:59 PM
I can only laugh about lisa's rape because I know lisa, I know she deserved it and I hope it happens again.

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 11:00 PM
well when people started talking to me asking me questions about my life after i statred posting i just clicked some radom facebook profile and have been that guy ever since, sure he knows, and guess what does not give a fuck, he's even got haylie lofton on his friends list as sort of a shout out to me,

blumpkin blownuts
04-09-2013, 11:02 PM
well when people started talking to me asking me questions about my life after i statred posting i just clicked some radom facebook profile and have been that guy ever since, sure he knows, and guess what does not give a fuck, he's even got haylie lofton on his friends list as sort of a shout out to me,

i hope not
i've always loved the idea you're some ultra rich guy who posts at rubynet all day instead of gambling in monte carlo and driving ferraris

Desolation
04-09-2013, 11:06 PM
and getting on the internet is like the last thing i want to do when i'm with a woman.

who else are you gonna brag to about your endeavors?

blumpkin blownuts
04-09-2013, 11:07 PM
all the lonely losers at NA

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 11:08 PM
a true gentleman never kisses and tells

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 11:14 PM
i'm not a slut i just fuck a lot of guys~

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 11:19 PM
ya, you just don't measure up but don't beat yourself up about it

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 11:28 PM
20 yrs ago i was a child you fucking child molesting creep

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 11:37 PM
no i'm not the same age as you so i would not have been the same age as you 20 yrs ago g-d you're a fucking sicko Shawn Cody bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig. you're such an internet predator

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2013, 11:39 PM
enroll now in monde's grooming school, learn how to get childern to turst you, then learn how to fuck them,

omegale 101 with your professor cody

kik 201 what is it and why do you need it - prof stomple bane

plusle riot
04-09-2013, 11:40 PM
Shawn Cody bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig is a pedophile

stalker virus
04-09-2013, 11:48 PM
will u guys relax i am dying over here

stalker virus
04-09-2013, 11:49 PM
all of these omeagaul chats are killin me with laughter

Gentleman Doli
04-13-2013, 04:25 PM
hopefully this also means the depletion of codey posts as he'll no longer have you to follow around with his tongue down the back of your trousers

lol

jon
04-13-2013, 05:01 PM
a true gentleman never kisses and tells

internutt
04-13-2013, 06:39 PM
i have eaten dandelion leaves as part of a salad and as a leaf wrap. theyre healthy and have a strong, bitter taste. my grandma used to make dandelion wine apparently but idk what it tastes like

internutt
04-13-2013, 07:25 PM
youre a poor mans boobz, fuck off

plusle riot
04-14-2013, 10:17 PM
its just like a poor man's table white wine, strawberry wine is poor man's blush, peach wine is poor man's chablis, blackberry wine is poor man's shiraz...



youre a poor mans boobz, fuck off

holy shit lmao

plusle riot
04-14-2013, 10:22 PM
now youre sucking internutt's e-peen.

how the might do fall, and fall hard

just quoting this for anyone that already knows about internutt's and my history

plusle riot
04-14-2013, 10:24 PM
Art thou enraged, my brother, for I style upon thee?

plusle riot
04-14-2013, 10:46 PM
i was just embarrassed for you

Gentleman Doli
04-14-2013, 10:47 PM
Codey is 100x worse than boobz

plusle riot
04-14-2013, 10:54 PM
yeah he couldn't even afford a trumpet. he probably plays a kazoo and whittles wood

plusle riot
04-14-2013, 11:10 PM
lol once upon a time a long time ago when i had a future more brighter than being a pleb housepainter living with my ex grannywife. the economy is bad, ppl just don't have the money to hire housepainters off of craigslist anymore. this is why i post on a 22hrs a day even though im unwanted. at least i can stick it to those posers online ha~!

plusle riot
04-14-2013, 11:11 PM
i couldve been the voice of my generation witht hat gretsch but i had trailer rent i had to pay and thatcher's dead now

plusle riot
04-14-2013, 11:22 PM
>implying i live in the city
i commute and it's tiring. i still get id'd all the time and am constantly told i look like i'm 20. not much to do around here anyway, i spring cleaned this weekend. think this forum needs a spring cleaning...anyway you need to quit being so resentful that i'm younger and more successful than you

plusle riot
04-14-2013, 11:24 PM
posting 22hrs a day on this forum will do that to a man tho

plusle riot
04-14-2013, 11:39 PM
i leave my shit on ad/ed too. you're missing the point, you physically posted all day today. i leave my shit afk too but eventually after 15 minutes it logs me out...you don't even log out, and if you do you sign right back in lol....and it's saaaad

plusle riot
04-14-2013, 11:47 PM
i've seen you on the weekdays too and you're not much better. work must be real slow. maybe try posting in other categories on craigslist

sex with dead people
04-14-2013, 11:53 PM
I hate it whenever i see people fighting with someone other than lisa on this forum

plusle riot
04-14-2013, 11:55 PM
pls if it weren't for codey we wouldn't even have lisa

plusle riot
04-15-2013, 12:01 AM
codey the OG lizard

plusle riot
04-15-2013, 12:08 AM
you were the first lizard here and you will always remain a lizard. congratulations, you're a tier lower than boobz

internutt
04-15-2013, 06:15 AM
once... i had a gretsch

internutt
04-15-2013, 06:16 AM
before the lizards came...