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Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 10:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/aJBXXRA.gif

mrs. hyde
04-10-2013, 11:45 AM
I have to poop.

mrs. hyde
04-10-2013, 11:55 AM
Discount toilet paper link for Angela Winkler (http://www.tarpsplus.com/?gclid=CJ7ekMzVwLYCFQvNnAodjTYAKA)

not stoopid will not click

Camoron
04-10-2013, 12:13 PM
staying home from work today to watch the kids dp?

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 12:14 PM
at work all the time,

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 12:14 PM
i love money, give me that cash

Camoron
04-10-2013, 12:19 PM
no shit? i love money too

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 12:24 PM
bout to go to lunch with the hot computer programing ladies, oh god othoere so sexyi hope i don't sexually harrase them

stalker virus
04-10-2013, 12:31 PM
dp is 100% jew lmao u a bitch

Gentleman Doli
04-10-2013, 01:02 PM
Damn. Computer programeing, working IT, this is the shit,

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 01:05 PM
just drove my madaz zxw99 sport car back from the classy lunch place i went to with a bunch of hot computer scienceints, got 2 blow jobs and did not even have to pick up the bill for our sandwhices

DrHundos
04-10-2013, 02:24 PM
:goodone:

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bettywhitejedimaster.jpg

this image makes me feel really sad

always stevey
04-10-2013, 02:32 PM
I have to poop.

slut.

always stevey
04-10-2013, 02:34 PM
Oi, Mrs. Hyde. Ever been hogged?

always stevey
04-10-2013, 03:02 PM
hahaha hoggin, great way to kill a saturday night at the mall

I thought hoggin' was placing bets to see who can fuck the fattast bitch. My ex-boyfriend recounted tales of hoggin'.
He believed he had won the pot by bringing a fat monster home with him and while she gobbed his cock, he called up his
buddies and announced he had this fat bitch sucking his cock.

She starting whining like fat girls do and he demanded she get the fuck out of his place.

always stevey
04-10-2013, 03:03 PM
I think he told me she slashed his tires later which was a minor inconvenience because he had insurance.

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 03:05 PM
you really know how to pick em, he sounds liek a really sweet guy

always stevey
04-10-2013, 03:06 PM
sigh

He was amazing.

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 03:08 PM
why did he break up with you

always stevey
04-10-2013, 03:09 PM
Moved back to Virginia. :'( He had many nice things.. I miss those things.

always stevey
04-10-2013, 03:11 PM
I'm going to get fat on purpose and if someone ever does that to me, I'll kill him.

always stevey
04-10-2013, 03:15 PM
wait what? i live in virginia dummy

Well he lives in the rich part.

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 03:15 PM
cody why did you break up with her, it seems like she really loved you

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 03:16 PM
he's a rich house painter,

always stevey
04-10-2013, 03:17 PM
Oh no. My ex outclasses Cody. He's a software programmer.

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 03:19 PM
only white collor men for cat avatar guy,

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 03:20 PM
what about your next boyfriend, are you hanging around office parks, picking up men,

always stevey
04-10-2013, 03:21 PM
I have standards.

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 03:21 PM
methadone clinic then

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 03:22 PM
you will prob die alone and crying anyways never able to find someone to buy you things

always stevey
04-10-2013, 03:23 PM
Unfortunately I've never had the pleasure of trying methadone.

always stevey
04-10-2013, 03:23 PM
you will prob die alone and crying anyways never able to find someone to buy you things

Prolly.

always stevey
04-10-2013, 04:13 PM
You're far more bush piggyish than I.

rootbeer
04-10-2013, 04:16 PM
fagloot

Dustin
04-10-2013, 04:20 PM
you guys are boring as fuck

Dustin
04-10-2013, 04:21 PM
shut up

Dustin
04-10-2013, 04:25 PM
do you guys do any thing other than post on rubynet

always stevey
04-10-2013, 04:25 PM
no i have a penis for starters

yep. you're a bushpig alright.

rootbeer
04-10-2013, 04:26 PM
do you guys do any thing other than post on rubynet

yes i own noobs named dustin make the feel bad :skull:

Dustin
04-10-2013, 04:27 PM
yeah right noob

rootbeer
04-10-2013, 04:28 PM
yeah right noob

gonna cry ffor me little noob?

Dustin
04-10-2013, 04:30 PM
cry over your gaming skills and how bad they are

rootbeer
04-10-2013, 04:31 PM
cry over your gaming skills and how bad they are

1v1

sex with dead people
04-10-2013, 04:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aJBXXRA.gif


:goodone:

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bettywhitejedimaster.jpg


I have to poop.


Discount toilet paper link for Angela Winkler (http://www.tarpsplus.com/?gclid=CJ7ekMzVwLYCFQvNnAodjTYAKA)


not stoopid will not click


whether you click it or not youre still fucking stupid

Angela Winlkler on Mylife (http://www.mylife.com/ldybg4n)


staying home from work today to watch the kids dp?


at work all the time,


i love money, give me that cash


no shit? i love money too


bout to go to lunch with the hot computer programing ladies, oh god othoere so sexyi hope i don't sexually harrase them


dp is 100% jew lmao u a bitch


Damn. Computer programeing, working IT, this is the shit,


just drove my madaz zxw99 sport car back from the classy lunch place i went to with a bunch of hot computer scienceints, got 2 blow jobs and did not even have to pick up the bill for our sandwhices


this image makes me feel really sad


slut.


Oi, Mrs. Hyde. Ever been hogged?


hahaha hoggin, great way to kill a saturday night at the mall


I thought hoggin' was placing bets to see who can fuck the fattast bitch. My ex-boyfriend recounted tales of hoggin'.
He believed he had won the pot by bringing a fat monster home with him and while she gobbed his cock, he called up his
buddies and announced he had this fat bitch sucking his cock.

She starting whining like fat girls do and he demanded she get the fuck out of his place.


I think he told me she slashed his tires later which was a minor inconvenience because he had insurance.


you really know how to pick em, he sounds liek a really sweet guy


sigh

He was amazing.


why did he break up with you


Moved back to Virginia. :'( He had many nice things.. I miss those things.


well where i live hogging and whaling are the same thing, you just get digits off fat chicks and then see how fast you can dis them and never call, one night i got over 20 numbers in 3 hours but that was at potomac mills mall its pretty big


wait what? i live in virginia dummy


Well he lives in the rich part.


cody why did you break up with her, it seems like she really loved you


he's a rich house painter,

I wasn't sure who to ask, but where did all the sticky threads go?

always stevey
04-10-2013, 04:35 PM
what the fuck does that even mean?

It means what it says, you backwards southerner. I'm currently writing a book which will surpass your country-bumpkin
comprehension.

It's about the end of world.. Destroyed by mad North Korean scientists in the year 2000 where everyone in America has a
big sex orgy and Jesus Christ appears 10 seconds before the bomb detonates.

always stevey
04-10-2013, 04:37 PM
Cody is the last human left alive...

Dustin
04-10-2013, 04:38 PM
Can you cody kiss somewhere else

Dustin
04-10-2013, 04:38 PM
Like a different forum

always stevey
04-10-2013, 04:40 PM
Except Cody begins to suffer from radiation sickness. His hair falls out and his skin falls off. He has crippling diarrhea

Dustin
04-10-2013, 04:45 PM
better than crippling autism

always stevey
04-10-2013, 04:47 PM
I don't understand the autism obsession. I guess I'm just not cool enough for such things.

sex with dead people
04-10-2013, 05:10 PM
What's your problem today guidocat?

always stevey
04-10-2013, 05:18 PM
What's your problem today guidocat?

Do I seem troubled on this fine day?

always stevey
04-10-2013, 05:29 PM
*thumbs up*

always stevey
04-10-2013, 05:42 PM
You just had a Lisa moment. lol

always stevey
04-10-2013, 05:44 PM
Seph says hi btw

always stevey
04-10-2013, 05:57 PM
Funny how you call DP a parrot when you're the one who practically repeats everything he says and does.
You're crushing on him harder than Lisa.

always stevey
04-10-2013, 05:58 PM
Perhaps you and Lisa could form a DP fanclub together.

always stevey
04-10-2013, 06:20 PM
Take that hillbilly rhetoric and shove it up your uncultured ass.

always stevey
04-10-2013, 06:27 PM
Uh oh, here comes the evil Dustin to make a scathing post at our expense. Brace yourself for the ownage.

sex with dead people
04-10-2013, 06:28 PM
i think shes on meth, pic related:
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1365633542779.jpg

I think we should rape her irl

juji
04-10-2013, 08:15 PM
Cody bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig has been issued to Virginia Police Department

always stevey
04-10-2013, 10:00 PM
Conspiring to cause harm to an innocent female like me, you Southern piece of white trash. This is war!

always stevey
04-10-2013, 10:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2013, 10:04 PM
when i copied and pasted the op from the top post at reddit at the time i thought stomple would at least post, but ugh he didn't i needed to ask him something

always stevey
04-10-2013, 10:57 PM
i bet you didnt know the banjo is actually yet another thing whiteys took over from niggers and make better

What does that have to do with our war?