The Teknorat & Ruby Show! Episode 4! Adventures of Teknorat!

[juji]

I can't even hear their podcasts, i rate them 1/10 each podcast, i decided to make another episode that might work to me.

http://2fjs.com/elz/voic/tek1.ogg

[Lisa Claus]

aw

juji, you aren't missing much

there's a lot of talk about sniffing their sister's undies and that's mainly it

[Autistic Spectrum]

sticky plz

[Camoron]

is that a robot voice saying niggers over and over? how did you know how to edit it all together elz

[rubycalaber]

I dont get it nothings happening, is a video meant to be playing?

[timmy]

really enjoyed this podcast

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's an audio file, right click save and play in vlc or something, or use crhome and it just plays,

[rubycalaber]

yeah I was pretending I couldnt hear anything so then elezzzark would think he messed up since how else is he gonna know but camoron fucked up my joke

ironically that does accurately sum up teknorats half of the podcast

[timmy]

oh, ruby was telling a joke!!! oh... never seen one of ruby jokes before(i bet hes gay ironically too)

[Autistic Spectrum]

the only way you are gonna get lisa on that show is if plug drugs goes with her, u have to go though plug drugs to get to lisa , just a heads up ruby i really wanna hear lisa freak out on your podcast so bad i need to fap so god dam bad,,,,

[rubycalaber]

(i bet hes gay ironically too)

Which would be disappointing for you because you are gay and would like to have gay sex with Ruby. Fagboy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

[timmy]

:(

[always stevey]

the only way you are gonna get lisa on that show is if plug drugs goes with her, u have to go though plug drugs to get to lisa , just a heads up ruby i really wanna hear lisa freak out on your podcast so bad i need to fap so god dam bad,,,,

Show her your dick and she'll do it.

[Lisa Claus]

the only way you are gonna get lisa on that show is if plug drugs goes with her, u have to go though plug drugs to get to lisa , just a heads up ruby i really wanna hear lisa freak out on your podcast so bad i need to fap so god dam bad,,,,no I would maybe talk to ruby but not that fuckwit teknorat

and even then.... I don;t think I should get involved in this

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa you heard iwc's right it was not that bad, u will own, belive me,

[juji]

is that a robot voice saying niggers over and over? how did you know how to edit it all together elz

I had no idea how to edit, i just randomized it

[Lisa Claus]

Show her your dick and she'll do it.yeah go around posting to more guys in the forum that I'll have cyber sex with them while you try to have cyber sex with them all because you're a wannabe slut who is actually just a retarded fugly slurry slag cag who is insanely jealous and obsessed with me

yeah, do that

pathetic desperate fugly slurry slag cag

[Lisa Claus]

lisa you heard iwc's right it was not that bad, u will own, belive me,I heard the first 5 mins of it and it wouldn;t load or buffer properly so I gave up

but no

I hate teknorat, I think he's a fuckhead

[always stevey]

yeah go around posting to more guys in the forum that I'll have cyber sex with them while you try to have cyber sex with them all because you're a wannabe slut who is actually just a retarded fugly slurry slag cag who is insanely jealous and obsessed with me

yeah, do that

pathetic desperate fugly slurry slag cag


Is this a competition to see who is the sluttiest?

[always stevey]

I've clearly won if that's the case.

[Autistic Spectrum]

um out of ruby and tek , besides the whole nigger thing, tek is like an acutal person, ruby lives his gimmacks, he fucking jerks off on his sisters face while she's sleeping for the lulz,

[Lisa Claus]

um out of ruby and tek , besides the whole nigger thing, tek is like an acutal person, ruby lives his gimmacks, he fucking jerks off on his sisters face while she's sleeping for the lulz,yeah well ruby doesn;t send me fucking dickhead loser pm's

[Autistic Spectrum]

post the pm's plz,,, i;m sure your just over reacting,

[Lisa Claus]

there's a heap of them

and he's on ignore so I don;t get his fucktard pms anymore

I can't be fucked clicking "view message" and copying them all because he makes ewach one an individual post only quoting the last reply and not the whole conversation

so fuck it

I just don;t like him

[Autistic Spectrum]

just uningore him for 2 secoudns and dump the funniest ones, it will make you fell better, let's heal together,

[Camoron]

I had no idea how to edit, i just randomized it

:rofl:

[Camoron]

was this your way of testing us elz

[Lisa Claus]

just uningore him for 2 secoudns and dump the funniest ones, it will make you fell better, let's heal together,bah

he's just a fuckwit

maybe later when I'm bored

it's been a big morning on the forum, lots of posts, need a break

I'll do that later for you

[Camoron]

teknorat sends you pms why doesnt he make any posts

[juji]

teknorar is a lurker 24/7

[Lisa Claus]

teknorat sends you pms why doesnt he make any postsfucked if I know

I think he thought if he wasa fuckhead to me via pm I would do a podcast

just put me off and I think he's a fuckhead

[Lisa Claus]

yep

not doing podcast thanks for asking

[always stevey]

Ummmmmmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh. What an idiot.

[Lisa Claus]

maybe try slag cag

is desperate for the attention

[Lisa Claus]

I thought you had me on ignore lisa.I do

so I don;t get anymore pm's from you

I've been clicking "view post" a lot tonight

am feeling generous

[always stevey]

I'm not that interesting, you see, I wasn't drunk in the streets on Christmas gettin' cruised on by worthless junkies.

[always stevey]

Scraping dead fetus shit out of my withered vajay and sharing the morbid details with my favorite forum.

[Lisa Claus]

I'm not that interesting, you see, I wasn't drunk in the streets on Christmas gettin' cruised on by worthless junkies.you were never getting picked up by anything ever

[Lisa Claus]

my second fiance

an artist

http://beinart.org/

[Lisa Claus]

I am going to wrap my fingers around your throat lisa.have to catch me first

and I'm too nimble

[always stevey]

you were never getting picked up by anything ever

That's true, I don't do "pick ups". I date.

[always stevey]

have to catch me first

and I'm too nimble

Ooooh she wants you to chase her! I bet she's gettin all turned on by this. She'll
be hungry for technorat dickpie in no time.

[Lisa Claus]

That's true, I don't do "pick ups". I date.no

your imaginary web sex with guys on forums who ask you for my e-mail aren;t really "dating"

[Lisa Claus]

Ooooh she wants you to chase her! I bet she's gettin all turned on by this. She'll
be hungry for technorat dickpie in no time.stop sniffing my ass bush-pig dyke

your sexual fantasies about me are repulsive

[always stevey]

no

your imaginary web sex with guys on forums who ask you for my e-mail aren;t really "dating"

He still wants it. I'd be happy to give it to him for you.

[Lisa Claus]

I never run. I'll get you while you're sleeping.I never sleep

[always stevey]

stop sniffing my ass bush-pig dyke

your sexual fantasies about me are repulsive

I can't help it. You're just the cat's pajamas and I could only hope to be with such a
classy girl.

[Lisa Claus]

Then you are not a junky.yeah well I'm not

unless smoking pot every few weeks counts as being a junky

[always stevey]

Is meth what they're calling pot these days?

[Lisa Claus]

I can't help it. You're just the cat's pajamas and I could only hope to be with such a
classy girl.doesn't take much to be classier than you cag slag

could fuck 100 crack whores and still pass if you are where we are setting the bar

[always stevey]

doesn't take much to be classier than you cag slag

could fuck 100 crack whores and still pass if you are where we are setting the bar

You're just a bitter old tweaker aren't you?

[Lisa Claus]

Well I'm sorry for calling you a junky if you're not. Have you ever used hero-win?tried it a couple of times years apart when I was younger when offered some


but never fancied being a junky so that was it

[always stevey]

"brainfood" for when you're hitting the books, gettin' those.. "degrees"

[Lisa Claus]

That's pretty restrained. Most people get a taste and never want to stop.well it's pretty nice

but I had other friends who I saw get addicted, and some who are no longer with us because of that

so I never wanted to go chasing it

just the couple of times it was there and aoffered to me I tried it, wanted to know what it was like

[always stevey]

Her willpower inspires me.

[Lisa Claus]

"brainfood" for when you're hitting the books, gettin' those.. "degrees"http://i.imgur.com/VgdOtGo.jpg

do something with your life instead of jealous posting cag slag

[always stevey]

http://i.imgur.com/VgdOtGo.jpg

do something with your life instead of jealous posting cag slag

You don't have any degrees nor are you doing anything of value in your life. You've no right to judge others... Junky.

[always stevey]

It's all just a part of your pathological lying.

[Lisa Claus]

You don't have any degrees nor are you doing anything of value in your life. You've no right to judge others... Junky.I've got two degrees

one is a post grad one

fucktard loser

seethe some more because you've done squat

[Lisa Claus]

"Pretty nice" I hear it's a lot better than pretty nice lol. What is your degree?got a bachelor of arts with a double major and a post grad one in education

[Lisa Claus]

It's all just a part of your pathological lying.lying is your gig

like you said, you're not interesting

you've done nothing with your life and all you've got is jealous posting, spamming and trying to pretend to be other women in forums

[always stevey]

You're a frazzled crazy woman making up lies to escape your shitty, suicidal reality.
Everyone sees that already. It's time to face the facts.

[always stevey]

Let's see.. Circus performer, occasional heroin user, a bachelor of the arts, and a loser that sponges off the government while getting knocked up by toothless junkies.

[always stevey]

What more could a girl want?

[Lisa Claus]

http://i.imgur.com/g93qCyB.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/MHinxwB.jpg

[Lisa Claus]

You're a frazzled crazy woman making up lies to escape your shitty, suicidal reality.
Everyone sees that already. It's time to face the facts.fo something with your life instead of being jealous about me you slag ass loser

[always stevey]

I stand corrected, but I don't get why you've covered up the last name when everyone knows it already.

[always stevey]

fo something with your life instead of being jealous about me you slag ass loser

I'm not jealous of you, hun. I just think you're a joke is all. You're never going to change what I think of you. :)

[Lisa Claus]

Why don't you turn that into something? What do you enjoy doing?I was a teacher for a few years

stopped last year to help look after a dying relative and then shit went downhill after that

[Lisa Claus]

it's true that I used to be an acrobat in the circus when I was younger

[Lisa Claus]

You should get back into teaching then. Or at least something.I probably will in the future

but I'm mourning and having some emotional and other trouble right now

and it's not something I take lightly, I spent 6 years in total at university and I don't want to be having a mental breakdown in front of children... I have this forum for that

[always stevey]

She'll never get back into teaching, unfortunately. If I was a parent, I certainly
wouldn't want her around my children. She'd ask to see their dicks.

[Lisa Claus]

Then seek some professional help. Talk to a therapist or a psychologist. Beats depression any day. Also get out of the house and go for walkies.I do see a shrink

I should get out more though

anyway this was better than your pm's

I've got to go pick up my pot now

drugs solve the problem ;P

[StompleB]

Then seek some professional help. Talk to a therapist or a psychologist. Beats depression any day. Also get out of the house and go for walkies.

or talk about it on teknorat's terrible techshow

[always stevey]

http://i.imgur.com/VgdOtGo.jpg

omg your face.

[Lisa Claus]

I have a tendency to beat people down before I'll get srsbsns. My PM's sent after you ignored me are much nicer anyway.removed from ignore list

I have a tendency to give back shit I get from time to time

[Lisa Claus]

anyway I'm not a nun

and I got pot to chop

I will cum in my pants at my first joint, it's been weeks

[maks]

College education don't mean shit if you can't get and hold a job

[rubycalaber]

as we've learnt from stompleb

hey maks have you listened to our podcasts?

[Lisa Claus]

*lights joint*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hey maks

[maks]

as we've learnt from stompleb

hey maks have you listened to our podcasts?

I haven't had time but I plan to, you and teknorat are hilarious I'm sure they rule

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/J7FA/photons/image.png

[rubycalaber]

cant even smile on her graduation day *sigh*

[always stevey]

And I thought I had the jew nose.

[Autistic Spectrum]

that picture is actually super fucking depressing, think about it, it's her graduation day from circus school or whatever, she worked her ass off to become whatever the fuck, but she has no family or friends to take a picture of her and go to her graduation party, she had to take the picture herself because she is so alone in the world. you guys are fucking terrible people for picking on this women, who's endured so much in her life, fucking monsters,

[maks]

that picture is actually super fucking depressing, think about it, it's her graduation day from circus school or whatever, she worked her ass off to become whatever the fuck, but she has no family or friends to take a picture of her and go to her graduation party, she had to take the picture herself because she is so alone in the world. you guys are fucking terrible people for picking on this women, who's endured so much in her life, fucking monsters,

yeah, I hope she kills herself and I hope it's something that I said that pushes her over the edge

[always stevey]

She's got crazy eyes.

[maks]

and ugly face

[Autistic Spectrum]

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[always stevey]

I don't necessarily thinks she's terribly ugly, but she does look androgynous.. Could pass for either male or female.

[Autistic Spectrum]

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[always stevey]

Is this some special code for making fun of my posts again? If it is, it's not funny and I don't appreciate it.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Ⓘⓢ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓢⓞⓜⓔ ⓢⓟⓔⓒⓘⓐⓛ ⓒⓞⓓⓔ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓜⓐⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓕⓤⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓜⓨ ⓟⓞⓢⓣⓢ ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝ? Ⓘⓕ ⓘⓣ ⓘⓢ, ⓘⓣ'ⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓕⓤⓝⓝⓨ ⓐⓝⓓ Ⓘ ⓓⓞⓝ'ⓣ ⓐⓟⓟⓡⓔⓒⓘⓐⓣⓔ ⓘⓣ.

[always stevey]

You spelled "fo something with your life".

[always stevey]

I'm not jealous of you either.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ⓓⓞ ⓢⓞⓜⓔⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓨⓞⓤⓡ ⓛⓘⓕⓔ ⓘⓝⓢⓣⓔⓐⓓ ⓞⓕ ⓙⓔⓐⓛⓞⓤⓢ ⓟⓞⓢⓣⓘⓝⓖ ⓒⓐⓖ ⓢⓛⓐⓖ

[always stevey]

I'll get right on that. ;)

[Autistic Spectrum]

Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder

ADHD is a problem with inattentiveness, over-activity, impulsivity, or a combination. For these problems to be diagnosed as ADHD, they must be out of the normal range for a child's age and development.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Ⓐⓣⓣⓔⓝⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓓⓔⓕⓘⓒⓘⓣ ⓗⓨⓟⓔⓡⓐⓒⓣⓘⓥⓘⓣⓨ ⓓⓘⓢⓞⓡⓓⓔⓡ

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[always stevey]

Well yes. I suppose it is.

[always stevey]

I hate your circles.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ɹǝʇʇǝq sıɥʇ sı

[always stevey]

Much better. Thank you.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ǝɔuo pǝddɐɟ ʎluo ı puɐ uoou ʇsoɯlɐ s,ʇı 'ǝɔɐɟɥɔʇıq uıɐƃɐ sʇıʇ ɹnoʎ ʇsod

[always stevey]

I'm sure google has a vast array of x-rated material for you to browse. Your vulgarities are of no concern to me.

[Autistic Spectrum]

only way i can climax is if i jerk off to your breast pictures while we type non sequiturs back and forth,

[always stevey]

The only way I can climax is if I'm admiring the html5 apps..

[Autistic Spectrum]

i also have to have node,js open too u caught me,, just post some more werid nipple pics, those fucking things lmamo , have 2 cum, plz cag, plz,

[always stevey]

You'll just have to get by without me. Frankly, your multiple personalities frighten me to death.

[always stevey]

I'm always a happy medium myself... Always the same, bland posts and attitude daily.

[Autistic Spectrum]

what are you talking about i'm the realest mother fucker here, i think your making shit up

[always stevey]

Were you just looking at Blaze Master's profile?

[Autistic Spectrum]

you are passionless, you are with out passion or drive, your boring, your avatar- boring, your posts boring, your nipples now those, those are special, those are uniqnie, plz post your nipplesa,g do dam cag , need 2 fap

[Autistic Spectrum]

i was not, i might have before are you stalking me, or blazemaster,leave us alone let us post in pecace

[always stevey]

I hope your balls swell to the point where you get stomach cramps from lack of release.

[Autistic Spectrum]

really mean, you are mean no wonder you don't have a bf, and speh hates you

[always stevey]

Quite.

[Autistic Spectrum]

just post your nips again who cares we are all friends here

[always stevey]

This sexual harassment must stop at once.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok fine, you don't want to post nips again, well i don't want to post with some dick teasting cat avatar having cunt,PEACE OUT

[always stevey]

:)

[always stevey]

Fake rage quit. Marvelous.