post your sexy fantasies itt

[Camoron]

i love imaginging scenarios where me and a girl are basically forced to be together by circumstance, like a plane crash on a deert island or alien abduction, stuff like that, what gets you hot?

[always stevey]

*marks thread read*

[Camoron]

are you mad i accused you of being marco

[always stevey]

No I'm just shy about sharing my fantasies with strangers.

[macpro]

shooting my load up swdp's nose

[Camoron]

No I'm just shy about sharing my fantasies with strangers.

you told me how your yoga pants ride up your vagina

[always stevey]

you told me how your yoga pants ride up your vagina

That was Marco.

[Camoron]

so.. wa.. wait a minute.. you arent marco or are you..

[Autistic Spectrum]

yoga pants lol this girl is sort of chubby(Fat) don't even wanna see her in yoga pants, she so goddam fat,

[Camoron]

Hmm well i had something happen once that was pretty awesome, i mean ive had a lot of great sex with every size and shape of woman you can imagind cause i'll fuck anything but this one night:

I was at this guy named Jon's house and he was a liberteen well im fucking this duckgirl (thats what we called sluts in our local scene cause they all fucked so much they kinda waddled) and she was riding me when Jon's sister came in and was like hey i want that guys dick duckgirl gtfo him, so duckgirl gets up and froggy (jons sisters nickname) yanked the rubber i had on off and jumped on me raw dog. her pussy was like 100000000 times tighter and i came in like 2 mins, she was like ok now youre gonna clean my pussy and she rode my face for awhile which made my dick hard again and she fucked me a second time that lasted a lot longer.

got damned i wish i had that on video

so your fantasy is to suck your own semen out of some skanks vagina

[always stevey]

*re-marks thread read*

[sex with dead people]

Someone ban lexi permissions aka marco aka guidocat.

[Camoron]

uyou cant jut leave it at that, how was marco pming me from your account gulducat

[Autistic Spectrum]

she';s not pming you, her adhd is pming you, a millon fucking times

[Autistic Spectrum]

start ccing clay in on all your pm's that's what i have been doing, she's gonna deleted at some point

[Camoron]

if.. that was marco pming me... i think im gonan be sick.. i jerked of 200 times to those pms :puke:

[always stevey]

uyou cant jut leave it at that, how was marco pming me from your account gulducat

I don't think it's possible to explain this phenomenon is ways that you could understand.

[Autistic Spectrum]

photons

[Camoron]

I don't think it's possible to explain this phenomenon is ways that you could understand.

does it involve holograms

[macpro]

if.. that was marco pming me... i think im gonan be sick.. i jerked of 200 times to those pms :puke:

lulz

[StompleB]

ytmnsfw forum romance :twisted:

[Camoron]

shut up faggot

[Camoron]

goddamn it I am so mad

[Autistic Spectrum]

ytmnsfw forum romance :twisted:
i cubersexed with mrs hyde and lisa today, ironically of course, but it happend,

[StompleB]

D7M-uHiztkM

[Autistic Spectrum]

tammy,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

tammy's sister lol what a freeloading cunt

[StompleB]

she was a wild palomino...

[Gentleman Doli]

Lisa, suckeing on my dick, going to town on it, as i damage tims hole with a wide variety of dildos that are crafted from my turds

[Gentleman Doli]

Angela (mrs hyde) screams like a banshee when she cums and it makes you want to strangle her

Angela

[Autistic Spectrum]

i M GaY

[Gentleman Doli]

Hmm well i had something happen once that was pretty awesome, i mean ive had a lot of great sex with every size and shape of woman you can imagind cause i'll fuck anything but this one night:

I was at this guy named Jon's house and he was a liberteen well im fucking this duckgirl (thats what we called sluts in our local scene cause they all fucked so much they kinda waddled) and she was riding me when Jon's sister came in and was like hey i want that guys dick duckgirl gtfo him, so duckgirl gets up and froggy (jons sisters nickname) yanked the rubber i had on off and jumped on me raw dog. her pussy was like 100000000 times tighter and i came in like 2 mins, she was like ok now youre gonna clean my pussy and she rode my face for awhile which made my dick hard again and she fucked me a second time that lasted a lot longer.

got damned i wish i had that on video

froggy and duck

[Gentleman Doli]

Froggy, and the DUck 91.7 The Wham FM

[Gentleman Doli]

That story, which I just now let my eyes glaze over, si porbably hte bigest load of bulshit ive ever read btw lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

i my town we called slut's, whores,

[Gentleman Doli]

Duckgirls, we call em that cuz we liek to fuck ducks ahahahah, damn thats how we roll in ytmnsfw, no fuceking limits bitch

[skrizach]

so your fantasy is to suck your own semen out of some skanks vagina

owned

[Autistic Spectrum]

Whatever dude I was there, shitty part to that story but its not related to the thread:

She got preggers from going raw dog with me and i had to cop half teh moneys to kill teh babby

fucking baby killer, say hi to lisa in hell for me,

[skrizach]

Whatever dude I was there, shitty part to that story but its not related to the thread:

She got preggers from going raw dog with me and i had to cop half teh moneys to kill teh babby

spoiler alert her name wasn't froggy it was lisa

[skrizach]

Whatever dude I was there, shitty part to that story but its not related to the thread:

She got preggers from going raw dog with me and i had to cop half teh moneys to kill teh babby

to be fair none of the story is related to the thread because according to you this story is a real thing that happened and not a fantasy of yours.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cody "snowball" obarorone

[Gentleman Doli]

Codey ate the stickey white stuff out of a girls vagina, if uthink about it, thata not rly any different then rubey sucking his own dick. codey sucked his own dck

[plusle riot]

i love imaginging scenarios where me and a girl are basically forced to be together by circumstance, like a plane crash on a deert island or alien abduction, stuff like that, what gets you hot?

in 6th grade after terminator 2 came out, i'd fantasize about being trapped in my classroom alone with the cop terminator out in the corridor battling it out with arnie; meanwhile edward furlong would come in and rescue me and we'd end up getting it on in the toilet block. i've never had a very good imagination ;_;

[skrizach]

sucking your own cum out of a girl works just like sucking snake venom out out a bite: it doesn't solve the problem

[Autistic Spectrum]

wanted to fuck han solo when i was a kid pretty bad, he would pull out his blaster, then i would pull out mine,,,

[plusle riot]

hand solo

[Autistic Spectrum]

i really want to see wookie porn 2 people in wookie suit's fucking maknig all the wookie nosies, i google it every once and a while for years, and still nothing,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

and it's not like i can't affored to rent a couple wookie suits and get a craigslist prostutite, but god dammit i just can't make wookie nosieisessiss s

[Autistic Spectrum]

also want to bang an acutal downs syndorme chick for pretty much the same reason just for the sounds, will settle for a deaf mute as well, laides hit me up via the pm system, if you wanna make a youung mans dream come true,,

[skrizach]

you missed the whole point of that dumbass so let me break it down child style:

i busted my nut too fast and she wasnt happy so she rode my face till i was ready to fuck again.

get it now?

Yes, I get it. You prematurely ejaculated.

[skrizach]

there was another bitch riding my dick for like 20 mins before she got on, id like to see you do better.

so now you're finally sharing your fantasy.

[plusle riot]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

[plusle riot]

codey's really grasping at straws here

[plusle riot]

don't you have a house to paint or something hurr

[always stevey]

now this 26 year old girl wants me to father a baby for her I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!

theres some hilarious people on cl

wHat?

[skrizach]

so you mean some random crazy person on craigslist wants anyone to impregnate her.

saying that "this 26 year old girl wants me to father a baby for her" is patently false since she didn't ask you directly, she asked the entirety of craigslist.

[always stevey]

She's most def an uggo if she's looking for steeds on craigslist.

[always stevey]

Knocked Up must be here favorite movie.

[always stevey]

She's obviously high on butane.

[plusle riot]

how much child support can one handle on a 24k annual salary

[plusle riot]

that is implying you are what she's looking for

[plusle riot]

how would your granny wife fell about all of this btw

[always stevey]

They're divorced.

[plusle riot]

ya but it wasn't all that long ago he moved back in with her and according to him, she'd taken him back

[always stevey]

Where would I look if I wanted to find a whore on craigslists?

[always stevey]

Cody is a womanizing narcissist.

[plusle riot]

idk i just like to look at the missed connections to see how many guys at the gym are too beta to say hi to me

[plusle riot]

curse these high cheekbones. but all in all the missed connections are hilarious and it's a cool game i play and try to pick out who made which post while i get some mad cardio done listening to death grips~

[plusle riot]

old enough to ejaculate and you can suck my ass

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x173/iwascruel_x/magicmaneatit_zps8610f96c.gif

[plusle riot]

i never said you were a dick, you're a lizard through and through. learn your place

[plusle riot]

(gnd comedy forum)

[plusle riot]

how about you eat a dick

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x173/iwascruel_x/magicmaneatit_zps8610f96c.gif

[boobz]

My fantasie is to be raped by ramen.

[boobz]

just kidding i'd rather give miranda kerr anal

[plusle riot]

how is that a sick burn? i'm not the one trolling CL for anyone that'll take me (unironically) without my geriatric wife finding out; and i dont eat dicks, never even got a mention in the podcast. really cody, is this the best you've got?

[plusle riot]

it was rhetorical, going to rest for 3 hrs before my date with a baseball player now~ gl with that craigslist ad

[always stevey]

Craigslist looks like a great place to meet people. Lots of college guys on mine.

[Autistic Spectrum]

iwc u know you can ban cody, your an s-mod,

[Dustin]

so your fantasy is to suck your own semen out of some skanks vagina

shes not a skank bro :angry: its froggy ya know jons sister

[skrizach]

yeah im sure after being up all night posting on a gay nigger dick forum with housepainters and aspie gamers youre gonna look great with those huge black bags under your eyes, oh wait whores slather on makeup with a trowel nm youre g2g
:dinorage:

[Autistic Spectrum]

firsy row, fanfare and stevey, ruby and deso,
second row, cody, elz and catavatar guy,

http://i.imgur.com/uVFOsS5.jpg

[jon]

all my fantasies are dead

[Gentleman Doli]

codey literaly stealeing my 401k posting meme

[Gentleman Doli]

codey steals everything, he reads pposts from other people, and the epic 90 year old ytmnsfw memes enter his mind, and he steals all of them, and talks like he were here in 2006

[Camoron]

firsy row, fanfare and stevey, ruby and deso,
second row, cody, elz and catavatar guy,

http://i.imgur.com/uVFOsS5.jpg
whos that foxy little thing with the tan in the second row :heh:

[macpro]

you can tell who the cheap bastards are. The ones that are setting next to the blow ups.

[skrizach]

LOL no but IWC is a fucking poser, no real punk would ever date a jock, especially a gutterpunk

"PUNKS AND JOCKS ARE EAST AND WEST, NEVER THE 'TWAIN SHALL MEET!!!!" -some guy stuck with a high school mentality, bent on separating people into cliques and talking about how many girls he has sex with

[always stevey]

The fool doth think he is wise and the wise man knows himself a fool.

[the president of sex]

i like it when

[the president of sex]

is that ron white in your avatar?

h r geiger

[boobz]

^ get out