Mike stays up for 2 days and cracks string theory lol

[Lisa Claus]

Mike says:
I just blew my own mind
Lisa says:
lol
Mike says:
I figured out how matter behaves as a wave
Lisa says:
do tell XD
Mike says:
the electromagnetic field which matter emits can only travel as fast as the speed of light, and therefore it can cause repulsion to the very particle which emitted it
as that particle travels
this would form a constant state of self-repulsion at near light speed, causing the particle to exist as a "wave" rather than a particle with precise location
Lisa says:
hmmmm
Mike says:
woah
Lisa says:
lol
<3

[Lisa Claus]

LOL

I love that guy

[elezzark]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0ddf28cc2b5d178421739608f1ecb42/tumblr_ml9tutKmnp1rby04wo1_500.gif

[elezzark]

boring thread -10/1

[elezzark]

suck my whole dick

[Lisa Claus]

hiroshima

your posts suck

[elezzark]

thats why i have green rep and you dont haha

[Gentleman Doli]

epic this

[timmy]

implying he came up with that himself and didnt copy paste it from some science forum or read it on a sceince thing or w/e plug drugs is a big phoney a big pretentious poof

[jon]

there is no matter

just the wave

[Autistic Spectrum]

the electromagnetic field which matter emits can only travel as fast as the speed of light, and therefore it can cause repulsion to the very particle which emitted it
as that particle travels
this would form a constant state of self-repulsion at near light speed, causing the particle to exist as a "wave" rather than a particle with precise location


this is actually 7 kinds of wrong,

[rubycalaber]

lmao I was just doing an impression of plug drugs the other day by going "dude... where does matter come from... in the universe?" also funny how all you respond with is extreme filler replies like lol and hmmm since you have no idea what hes talking about (not that anyone else does either (or him)) but that sums up what a good relationship to lisa is someone who will let her type hmmm to them in an instant message

[timmy]

just like me he hasnt accomplished anything special academically so he feels bad but he actually goes out of his way to trick poeple into thinking hes smart just because he feels so bad about not making anything of himself...

hes living a lie...

he literally is feeling so bad about being a dumbass that he has to troll dumber people into believing hes smart:mischief:

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/72FJ8Cp.jpg

[jon]

the instrument used to measure the phenomenon influences the thing being measured

particles are waves there are no waves if you touch the fingertips of god then they touch back 420 blaze it faggot

[rootbeer]

thats why i have green rep and you dont haha

knock on wood

[jon]

lmao I was just doing an impression of plug drugs the other day by going "dude... where does matter come from... in the universe?" also funny how all you respond with is extreme filler replies like lol and hmmm since you have no idea what hes talking about (not that anyone else does either (or him)) but that sums up what a good relationship to lisa is someone who will let her type hmmm to them in an instant message

its just so fucking easy

[stalker virus]

man i would love to see the abortion u 2 could come up with

[rubycalaber]

I remember when I was like 16 I consciously stopped lying to myself that I was the smartest person I know and all that bullshit and admitted to myself I don't know shit since I dropped out of highschool when I was 11 and it was like this great weight had been lifted off of me that I no longer had to rationalize every moment I'd ever gotten anything wrong and could accept help from others and I grew as a person that day

[Autistic Spectrum]

rare pic of the crack house plug drugs lives in

http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/lhc_08_01/lhc22.jpg

[rubycalaber]

this happened in the chair and at the desk I am sitting in right now, just like all the other most important moments of my life

[rubycalaber]

large hadron colider posting > crack house posting > shed posting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lizard den posting

[Autistic Spectrum]

how do you drop out of highschool at 11,you must be really smart to be in highschool at 11

[rootbeer]

I remember when I was like 16 I consciously stopped lying to myself that I was the smartest person I know and all that bullshit and admitted to myself I don't know shit since I dropped out of highschool when I was 11 and it was like this great weight had been lifted off of me that I no longer had to rationalize every moment I'd ever gotten anything wrong and could accept help from others and I grew as a person that day

so that was like last week?

[Lisa Claus]

implying he came up with that himself and didnt copy paste it from some science forum or read it on a sceince thing or w/e plug drugs is a big phoney a big pretentious pooflol that's not copy and pasted from anywhere

it's just one of his random thoughts

it's one of the reasons I love him so much and find him funny

just sitting here and get that message

we are now talking about the higgs boson

[timmy]

this happened in the chair and at the desk I am sitting in right now, just like all the other most important moments of my life

stop, right now

[Autistic Spectrum]

random thoughts are not facts, there the product of a drug addled mind,

[Lisa Claus]

the electromagnetic field which matter emits can only travel as fast as the speed of light, and therefore it can cause repulsion to the very particle which emitted it
as that particle travels
this would form a constant state of self-repulsion at near light speed, causing the particle to exist as a "wave" rather than a particle with precise location


this is actually 7 kinds of wrong,LOL

tell me the ways

[Lisa Claus]

lmao I was just doing an impression of plug drugs the other day by going "dude... where does matter come from... in the universe?" also funny how all you respond with is extreme filler replies like lol and hmmm since you have no idea what hes talking about (not that anyone else does either (or him)) but that sums up what a good relationship to lisa is someone who will let her type hmmm to them in an instant messagehmmmmm

[stalker virus]

lisa if u believe him then please let me know this is important

[Lisa Claus]

just like me he hasnt accomplished anything special academically so he feels bad but he actually goes out of his way to trick poeple into thinking hes smart just because he feels so bad about not making anything of himself...

hes living a lie...

he literally is feeling so bad about being a dumbass that he has to troll dumber people into believing hes smart:mischief:why are you threatened by intelligence?

He doesn't claim he's smart

he just comes out with this shit

I KNOW he's smart anyway

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/JHSA/photons/image.png

[timmy]

why are you threatened by intelligence?

He doesn't claim he's smart

he just comes out with this shit

I KNOW he's smart anyway

hes the kind of guy to go mentally insane from his own thoughts, smart

[timmy]

he might be a thinking man but hes literally never going to do anything important in his life time so you can pretend hes {"smart" all day but hes still a peon like you an me

[timmy]

plug drugs would be a genius if you put him in a time capsule and sent him back 2000 years ago

[Lisa Claus]

hes the kind of guy to go mentally insane from his own thoughts, smartI know that feeling

[stalker virus]

no offense to bob hughes because i really like him as a poster but he sounded for real like plug drugs when he was bad into his addiction

[jon]

I remember when I was like 16 I consciously stopped lying to myself that I was the smartest person I know and all that bullshit and admitted to myself I don't know shit since I dropped out of highschool when I was 11 and it was like this great weight had been lifted off of me that I no longer had to rationalize every moment I'd ever gotten anything wrong and could accept help from others and I grew as a person that day

i don't think i figured that out until i was in my early 20s i dont even remember that shit now

[jon]

but yeah it happened

[jon]

this is all really happening, guys

[rubycalaber]

yeah all druggies sound the exact same and all weed smokers think they are smart for thinking about how big the universe is

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/JHSS/mike-says-i-figured-out-how-matter-behaves-as-a-wave/image.png

[rubycalaber]

i don't think i figured that out until i was in my early 20s i dont even remember that shit now

I think what helped me along is I am very fucking lazy so accepting that I don't bother to actually learn anything new and just get other people to do it for me is not that difficult for me

[Lisa Claus]

Mike says:

Lisa says:
going to make this a topic
Mike says:
lol where
Lisa says:
RC
Mike says:
=P
Lisa says:
"Mike stays up for 2 days and cracks string theory"
Mike says:
lol
Lisa says:
I took a heap of speed once and ended up laying in my bed for 2 days trying to crack string theory
Mike says:
lol
I don't believe in string theory =P
Lisa says:
I do
Mike says:
i guess i haven't really looked in to it that much
seemed kind of like they just assumed the existence of said strings to make things convenient for them
to fit the calculations together
Lisa says:
well what do you suppose he smallest parts of the universe are made out of?
Mike says:
tangles of space itself
Lisa says:
then what makes up the matter?
Mike says:
those tangles group together somehow, perhaps just out of some underlying mechanic of spacetime's geometry, to form quarks
Lisa says:
perhaps vibrating straings of energy?
strings
Mike says:
idk lol =P
Lisa says:

Mike says:
i thought of the grid of space itself being created by photons as they pass through it, and some lingering energy left by the photons is left behind as dark energy, forming a backbone for space
doesnt really fit in though with what i said earlier =\
all just speculation though eh im far from a physicist
Lisa says:
me either
but they say now that space has it's own "stuff" and how stauff reacts when it passes through it determins what it is
Mike says:
that would explain why the universe is accelerating outwards though, if the grid of "space" is created by lingering photons which passed through it, then those linger photons would still eventually disperse outwards and carrying the grid of space along with them, creating the observed effect of acceleration for all matter in the universe
Lisa says:
yeah, that is possible I reckon
Mike says:
scary though, if everything keeps accelerating, everything will be destroyed in a few quadrillion years
maybe starting again then after that
as a new universe
Wait
Lisa says:
lol
Mike says:
if higgs bosons can be created through the collision of matter, then all matter accelerating outwards like that to the point of the speed of light might create higgs bosons upon annihilation and start over the universe again
err i dont know
Lisa says:
I don;t know either
Mike says:
gotta research it more
does anyone even know if its a good idea to even be fucking with higgs bosons? lol, could be throwing off some kind of hidden mechanics to the universe that we arent even aware of yet
Lisa says:
lol, we are going to do it anyway
Mike says:
man oh man theoretical physics is too hard to come up with your own conclusions about, because you can formulate all sorts of theories that are potentially accurate but then have to arduously do the math and calculations to verify/dismiss it
Lisa says:
well you don;t need to know maths to come up with theories
if you have some basic idea of phsyics, like just how things work, and if you start thinking about it you can come up with reasonable theories
Mike says:
yeah but like, the varying theories regarding mass generation are all completely different -- some involve the inclusion of gravity, others dont, and only one of those theories is correct. And that's all the math physicists have been doing, trying to prove one
like, they're all pretty valid, but in order to know the correct one we gotta do the math =P
Lisa says:
they could all well be wrong too
Mike says:
yeah
Lisa says:
all you need to do is look back in time at things we used to consider fact and then hundreds of years later we know they aren;t facts
once we thought the earth was flat
Mike says:
but think though, they proposed a hypothetical boson with certain properties, and then just found a boson matching all those properties... I don't think they could be wrong at this point
Lisa says:
and that the sun and everything revolved around the earh
*earth
I don;t think they are wrong
Mike says:
yeah
Lisa says:
theya re building a more accurate collider, the CERN one is very random but they like it random so that they can capture and discover new things, the new one will be more accurate so that they can capture more specific particles
Mike says:
sweet
ever think how this planet is actually kinda small?
Lisa says:
so instead of randomly waiting for a collision that lets you capture the higgs boson for examople, they can set it up so that the collision WILL produce that result
it's tiny
Mike says:
yeah
like, even just going off google earth, and seeing how big cities are from space, its a small world

[Lisa Claus]

Mike says:
yeah
like, even just going off google earth, and seeing how big cities are from space, its a small world
does it ever bother you to think that mortality is required in order to experience meaning? If we couldn't die then we wouldn't have any goals, direction, or purpose
or would we?
Lisa says:
I don't have any goals or purpose, maybe I'm immortal

[timmy]

lkiterally not gonna read that shit

[Autistic Spectrum]

Mike says:
man oh man theoretical physics is too hard to come up with your own conclusions about, because you can formulate all sorts of theories that are potentially accurate but then have to arduously do the math and calculations to verify/dismiss it


this sums up that long ass msn chat,

basically i don't know what im talking about but i googled god particle and now i'm sifting though the results, i'm almost out of meth, and i'm only on page 12

[timmy]

lisa do you actually believe people will read that shit? cause i wont

[Autistic Spectrum]

i speed read, or at least can skim pretty fast, and my jist is correct, way more than plug drugs was correct at any point in that horrible convo

[juji]

Tell Mike, if we implement the ignition system via wireless electromagnetic field generated plasma particles as an energy source such as sun, star, fire, electricity, among others, as well as water states which are: gas, liquid and solid, but not all, are lacking one thing we teach school.
In fact, gas is air, water is liquid, earth is solid and fire is plasma.

When we have an electromagnetic pulse bomb with wireless ignition system against armed army as tanks, helicopters, fighter jets, warships and infantry which are armed with gunpowder, fuel system, explosions and other things with which materials are sensitive to heat.

If we activate the pulse and destroy themselves. Science beats outrage.

It will blow Mike's mind again

[blumpkin blownuts]

we are now talking about the higgs boson

it's called the god particle because God made it duhhhhhrrrr nhrrrrrrr

[blumpkin blownuts]

God willed that the higgs boson be "discovered"

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/JHU4/science-beats-outrage/image.png

[blumpkin blownuts]

Mike says:

Lisa says:
going to make this a topic
Mike says:
lol where
Lisa says:
RC
Mike says:
=P
Lisa says:
"Mike stays up for 2 days and cracks string theory"
Mike says:
lol
Lisa says:
I took a heap of speed once and ended up laying in my bed for 2 days trying to crack string theory
Mike says:
lol
I don't believe in string theory =P
Lisa says:
I do
Mike says:
i guess i haven't really looked in to it that much
seemed kind of like they just assumed the existence of said strings to make things convenient for them
to fit the calculations together
Lisa says:
well what do you suppose he smallest parts of the universe are made out of?
Mike says:
tangles of space itself
Lisa says:
then what makes up the matter?
Mike says:
those tangles group together somehow, perhaps just out of some underlying mechanic of spacetime's geometry, to form quarks
Lisa says:
perhaps vibrating straings of energy?
strings
Mike says:
idk lol =P
Lisa says:

Mike says:
i thought of the grid of space itself being created by photons as they pass through it, and some lingering energy left by the photons is left behind as dark energy, forming a backbone for space
doesnt really fit in though with what i said earlier =\
all just speculation though eh im far from a physicist
Lisa says:
me either
but they say now that space has it's own "stuff" and how stauff reacts when it passes through it determins what it is
Mike says:
that would explain why the universe is accelerating outwards though, if the grid of "space" is created by lingering photons which passed through it, then those linger photons would still eventually disperse outwards and carrying the grid of space along with them, creating the observed effect of acceleration for all matter in the universe
Lisa says:
yeah, that is possible I reckon
Mike says:
scary though, if everything keeps accelerating, everything will be destroyed in a few quadrillion years
maybe starting again then after that
as a new universe
Wait
Lisa says:
lol
Mike says:
if higgs bosons can be created through the collision of matter, then all matter accelerating outwards like that to the point of the speed of light might create higgs bosons upon annihilation and start over the universe again
err i dont know
Lisa says:
I don;t know either
Mike says:
gotta research it more
does anyone even know if its a good idea to even be fucking with higgs bosons? lol, could be throwing off some kind of hidden mechanics to the universe that we arent even aware of yet
Lisa says:
lol, we are going to do it anyway
Mike says:
man oh man theoretical physics is too hard to come up with your own conclusions about, because you can formulate all sorts of theories that are potentially accurate but then have to arduously do the math and calculations to verify/dismiss it
Lisa says:
well you don;t need to know maths to come up with theories
if you have some basic idea of phsyics, like just how things work, and if you start thinking about it you can come up with reasonable theories
Mike says:
yeah but like, the varying theories regarding mass generation are all completely different -- some involve the inclusion of gravity, others dont, and only one of those theories is correct. And that's all the math physicists have been doing, trying to prove one
like, they're all pretty valid, but in order to know the correct one we gotta do the math =P
Lisa says:
they could all well be wrong too
Mike says:
yeah
Lisa says:
all you need to do is look back in time at things we used to consider fact and then hundreds of years later we know they aren;t facts
once we thought the earth was flat
Mike says:
but think though, they proposed a hypothetical boson with certain properties, and then just found a boson matching all those properties... I don't think they could be wrong at this point
Lisa says:
and that the sun and everything revolved around the earh
*earth
I don;t think they are wrong
Mike says:
yeah
Lisa says:
theya re building a more accurate collider, the CERN one is very random but they like it random so that they can capture and discover new things, the new one will be more accurate so that they can capture more specific particles
Mike says:
sweet
ever think how this planet is actually kinda small?
Lisa says:
so instead of randomly waiting for a collision that lets you capture the higgs boson for examople, they can set it up so that the collision WILL produce that result
it's tiny
Mike says:
yeah
like, even just going off google earth, and seeing how big cities are from space, its a small world

holy shit, dnr

[rubycalaber]

niggs boson :nigger:

[Lisa Claus]

Tell Mike, if we implement the ignition system via wireless electromagnetic field generated plasma particles as an energy source such as sun, star, fire, electricity, among others, as well as water states which are: gas, liquid and solid, but not all, are lacking one thing we teach school.
In fact, gas is air, water is liquid, earth is solid and fire is plasma.

When we have an electromagnetic pulse bomb with wireless ignition system against armed army as tanks, helicopters, fighter jets, warships and infantry which are armed with gunpowder, fuel system, explosions and other things with which materials are sensitive to heat.

If we activate the pulse and destroy themselves. Science beats outrage.

It will blow Mike's mind againLOL

will do

[always stevey]

Whut?

[blumpkin blownuts]

Tell Mike, if we implement the ignition system via wireless electromagnetic field generated plasma particles as an energy source such as sun, star, fire, electricity, among others, as well as water states which are: gas, liquid and solid, but not all, are lacking one thing we teach school.
In fact, gas is air, water is liquid, earth is solid and fire is plasma.

When we have an electromagnetic pulse bomb with wireless ignition system against armed army as tanks, helicopters, fighter jets, warships and infantry which are armed with gunpowder, fuel system, explosions and other things with which materials are sensitive to heat.

If we activate the pulse and destroy themselves. Science beats outrage.

It will blow Mike's mind again

i just don't want the mp3 bomb to go off too close to my 80s vintage lcd watch i don't want it to break my wacth ok

[always stevey]

String theory is a load of theoretical bullshit.

[Lisa Claus]

juji

Mike said in response

Mike says:
lol what

[rubycalaber]

Mike says:

Lisa says:
going to make this a topic
Mike says:
lol where
Lisa says:
RC
Mike says:
=P
Lisa says:
"Mike stays up for 2 days and cracks string theory"
Mike says:
lol
Lisa says:
I took a heap of speed once and ended up laying in my bed for 2 days trying to crack string theory
Mike says:
lol
I don't believe in string theory =P
Lisa says:
I do
Mike says:
i guess i haven't really looked in to it that much
seemed kind of like they just assumed the existence of said strings to make things convenient for them
to fit the calculations together
Lisa says:
well what do you suppose he smallest parts of the universe are made out of?
Mike says:
tangles of space itself
Lisa says:
then what makes up the matter?
Mike says:
those tangles group together somehow, perhaps just out of some underlying mechanic of spacetime's geometry, to form quarks
Lisa says:
perhaps vibrating straings of energy?
strings
Mike says:
idk lol =P
Lisa says:

Mike says:
i thought of the grid of space itself being created by photons as they pass through it, and some lingering energy left by the photons is left behind as dark energy, forming a backbone for space
doesnt really fit in though with what i said earlier =\
all just speculation though eh im far from a physicist
Lisa says:
me either
but they say now that space has it's own "stuff" and how stauff reacts when it passes through it determins what it is
Mike says:
that would explain why the universe is accelerating outwards though, if the grid of "space" is created by lingering photons which passed through it, then those linger photons would still eventually disperse outwards and carrying the grid of space along with them, creating the observed effect of acceleration for all matter in the universe
Lisa says:
yeah, that is possible I reckon
Mike says:
scary though, if everything keeps accelerating, everything will be destroyed in a few quadrillion years
maybe starting again then after that
as a new universe
Wait
Lisa says:
lol
Mike says:
if higgs bosons can be created through the collision of matter, then all matter accelerating outwards like that to the point of the speed of light might create higgs bosons upon annihilation and start over the universe again
err i dont know
Lisa says:
I don;t know either
Mike says:
gotta research it more
does anyone even know if its a good idea to even be fucking with higgs bosons? lol, could be throwing off some kind of hidden mechanics to the universe that we arent even aware of yet
Lisa says:
lol, we are going to do it anyway
Mike says:
man oh man theoretical physics is too hard to come up with your own conclusions about, because you can formulate all sorts of theories that are potentially accurate but then have to arduously do the math and calculations to verify/dismiss it
Lisa says:
well you don;t need to know maths to come up with theories
if you have some basic idea of phsyics, like just how things work, and if you start thinking about it you can come up with reasonable theories
Mike says:
yeah but like, the varying theories regarding mass generation are all completely different -- some involve the inclusion of gravity, others dont, and only one of those theories is correct. And that's all the math physicists have been doing, trying to prove one
like, they're all pretty valid, but in order to know the correct one we gotta do the math =P
Lisa says:
they could all well be wrong too
Mike says:
yeah
Lisa says:
all you need to do is look back in time at things we used to consider fact and then hundreds of years later we know they aren;t facts
once we thought the earth was flat
Mike says:
but think though, they proposed a hypothetical boson with certain properties, and then just found a boson matching all those properties... I don't think they could be wrong at this point
Lisa says:
and that the sun and everything revolved around the earh
*earth
I don;t think they are wrong
Mike says:
yeah
Lisa says:
theya re building a more accurate collider, the CERN one is very random but they like it random so that they can capture and discover new things, the new one will be more accurate so that they can capture more specific particles
Mike says:
sweet
ever think how this planet is actually kinda small?
Lisa says:
so instead of randomly waiting for a collision that lets you capture the higgs boson for examople, they can set it up so that the collision WILL produce that result
it's tiny
Mike says:
yeah
like, even just going off google earth, and seeing how big cities are from space, its a small world

wow *does extremely dangerous aerial maneuver to flip around in mid air and fly right away from this wall of bullshit*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/TLDRDrone.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/JHUN/i-have-2-degress-dr-of-msn-chats/image.png

[always stevey]

I don't have time for this shit. A league of their own is on tv right now.

[juji]

juji

Mike said in response

Mike says:
lol what

I assume this idea blew his mind again

[always stevey]

Tell Plug Drugs to squirt more drugs in his ass and maybe it will dawn on him.

[Autistic Spectrum]

I assume this idea blew his mind again


pretty sure huffing household cleaners for years and years did that

[juji]

http://bloggerpakistani.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/active-denial-system.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

i like the puke gun better

[juji]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrMgOgx7b4

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's on my list, to build one,

http://www.neatorama.com/2009/10/02/how-to-build-your-own-vomit-gun-for-250/

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://bloggerpakistani.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/active-denial-system.jpg

i was gonna work on those at raytheon but i got high
i was gonna get up and find the broom etc

[Lisa Claus]

I assume this idea blew his mind againlol

'twas amazing stuff

[rubycalaber]

fuck yes we got TWO plus reps for that TL;DR Drone post Robot Patrol fucking RUNS this rep game

p.s. in the future we used to torture humans with microwave emitters until they handed over their green rep bars
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/RepRoomba.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

want to go to dance clubs with my puke gun, people will think it's some werid strobe light and not really notice it, till they all start thorwing up all over the place,,and while lady ga ga remixes spin and spin they will taste sciences wrath,

[blumpkin blownuts]

the next "wave" in energetic weapons is going to be far field TMS mark my words

[Lisa Claus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc2DbWGZmN0

[Autistic Spectrum]

i live in a faraday cage, i need my smart phone, if china hits us with an emp so we buy more smart phones, they won't get my 200 dollors

[Lisa Claus]

Also

does anyone want Brown Noise 12 Hours - Study Relaxation Meditation Baby Crying Crap Pants Mime Repulsion?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMrjYpU3YD4

[juji]

can't even hear this shit

[Lisa Claus]

can't even hear this shitwell the first one is a note/sound that is meant to make you poo yourself

[blumpkin blownuts]

well the first one is a note/sound that is meant to make you poo yourself

pfff whatta dumb myth

[rubycalaber]

when china blasts north america with 9001 decibel brown waves and everyone is too busy shitting themselves to stop the chink invasion it will be up to elezzzark and his fellow deafs to rise up and save the world

[stalker virus]

elezzark you are deaf i don't know why you even posted that

[Autistic Spectrum]

when china blasts north america with 9001 decibel brown waves and everyone is too busy shitting themselves to stop the chink invasion it will be up to elezzzark and his fellow deafs to rise up and save the world

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0861689/

[rubycalaber]

plz stop betraying to him by a bad reason

[Autistic Spectrum]

A city is ravaged by an epidemic of instant "white blindness". Those first afflicted are quarantined by the authorities in an abandoned mental hospital where the newly created "society of the blind" quickly breaks down. Criminals and the physically powerful prey upon the weak, hoarding the meager food rations and committing horrific acts. There is, however, one eyewitness to the nightmare. A woman whose sight is unaffected by the plague follows her afflicted husband to quarantine. There, keeping her sight a secret, she guides seven strangers who have become, in essence, a family. She leads them out of quarantine and onto the ravaged streets of the city, which has seen all vestiges of civilization crumble.

[always stevey]

pfff whatta dumb myth

She saw it on South Park or something

[Autistic Spectrum]

basically the people who where blind before everyone else went blind end up ruling shit, raping the fuck outta all the laides, the blind rise up to rule the world,

[rubycalaber]

the next "wave" in energetic weapons is going to be far field TMS mark my words

what's a far field TMS

Tim's Massive Shlong?

[blumpkin blownuts]

the hypnosis gun is already in use surreptitiously that's why your mom sends you links to harlem shakes and gangman style

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa stop helping plug drugs post here via chat logs, either he posts, or he doesn't there's no middle ground,

[Lisa Claus]

pfff whatta dumb mythwell it works on some people

[rubycalaber]

well it works on some people

I'm sure theres several others reasons why you'd be shitting yourself abruptly

[rubycalaber]

the hypnosis gun is already in use surreptitiously that's why your mom sends you links to harlem shakes and gangman style

is this like in Dollhouse where they have a gun that can brainwash you

[Lisa Claus]

I'm sure theres several others reasons why you'd be shitting yourself abruptlylol it doesn;t work on me

but some people either fart or shit themselves

[rubycalaber]

if these people are americans that doesnt count since they are constantly shitting themselves to make room for their 69th helping of burger king

[blumpkin blownuts]

ugh now i'm hungry i'm gonna cook like five eggs
and a piece of whole grain toast

[Lisa Claus]

it worked on bob

[Camoron]

lol that's not copy and pasted from anywhere

it's just one of his random thoughts

it's one of the reasons I love him so much and find him funny

just sitting here and get that message

we are now talking about the higgs boson

never have there been two more qualified people to unravel the mysteryes of life

[maks]

plug drugs shuld not post because he's a fucking dickwad and I hope he leaves forever and junk and stuff and shit

[Camoron]

what if the big bang was just one of an infinite number of big bangs that have occurred all over the universe (and i dont mean cyclically) :stare:

[stalker virus]

what if teh big bang theory is not a reality show and they are all actors

[plusle riot]

ZIMBABWE

[stalker virus]

BAZOOPIE

[plusle riot]

BISPANGO

[maks]

what if teh big bang theory is not a reality show and they are all actors

that show has too much fucking laugh track

[plusle riot]

that show has too much fucking laugh track

pls without it when would we know when to laugh

[maks]

theres nothing funny about autism my friend

[plusle riot]

i beg to differ, pal

[maks]

my om watches that show and my mom is completely humorless match point or wheatever they say in tennis idk i don;t watch tennis I'm straight

checkmate I guess

[maks]

ps COCKS

[maks]

let me fucking tell you about cocks you may not be ready to hear it but cocks is the most important subject ever. cocks.

[Lisa Claus]

lol

maks

[maks]

did you know: plug drugs is a stupid fucking faggot

[Lisa Claus]

Plug Drugs is a complete sweetheart

<3!

[always stevey]

Can I have plug drug's skype?

[Lisa Claus]

Nope.

[always stevey]

Boo you whore.

[rubycalaber]

ZIMBABWE

that meme that you probably saw on reddit was stolen from /tv/ :argh:

[Gentleman Doli]

Rhodesia

[blumpkin blownuts]

djibouti stank nigga

[always stevey]

I smell a Nobel Peace Prize.

[Camoron]

why u bumpin old threads gloria?

[always stevey]

I wanted to show everyone that plug drugs is in fact trolling you and that he's really a time-traveling druggy trying to teach us to change our ways before it's too late.

[jon]

11 oxycontines takes him to any time he wants

[Autistic Spectrum]

he can't say the alphabet backwards but he can crack string theory

[Camoron]

I wanted to show everyone that plug drugs is in fact trolling you and that he's really a time-traveling druggy trying to teach us to change our ways before it's too late.

Dr. Who Cares :goodone:

[Plug Drugs]

just like me he hasnt accomplished anything special academically so he feels bad but he actually goes out of his way to trick poeple into thinking hes smart just because he feels so bad about not making anything of himself...

hes living a lie...

he literally is feeling so bad about being a dumbass that he has to troll dumber people into believing hes smart:mischief:

i was up for 2 nights on speed babbling about physics dickhead, i didnt know what i was talking about, i also couldnt tie my own shoelaces at that point

[Camoron]

plugdrgus youre replying to like a week old thread dude

[Camoron]

no one is going to troll you anymore, not after last night, this is a safe palce plug drugs

[Plug Drugs]

he can't say the alphabet backwards but he can crack string theory

i can sing the alphabet backwards

[always stevey]

It's like the guy from the movie Road Trip who smokes tons of weed, knows the secret handshake for the black fraternity, can teach a monkey to speak Japanese, and tutors an idiot on the busride home so he can pass his test.

[Plug Drugs]

plugdrgus youre replying to like a week old thread dude

i havent been here in like a month

[Autistic Spectrum]

youve been here in spirit your fat ghost, haunting every thread

[Plug Drugs]

no one is going to troll you anymore, not after last night, this is a safe palce plug drugs

you guys better still fucking try to troll me and not think that was actually me in tinychat committing suicide or whatever and think i'm some emotionally fragile autist who cant handle getting joked at

[Autistic Spectrum]

yes this is basically what i belive, i belive you had a drug indcued mental breakdown last night brought on by verabl abuse and getting your heart borken buy a pretty hot chick,

[Camoron]

did nietzsche eat subway sandiwches pugdrugs

[always stevey]

To be honest, Mr. Drugs, it's picking on a 14 year old suicidal girl whose "sister" logs on to tell you the girl is cutting herself in the bathroom over some mean comments you've posted. That's basically you in a nutsheel.

[Camoron]

"What does not destroy me, makes me stronger" plug ddrugs took that one to heart

[Plug Drugs]

A5JoRKsRtT8&autoplay=1

[Camoron]

He who has a Subway sandwich in life can tolerate almost any oxycontin overdose - nietssche

[always stevey]

Yes Pluggy. You're that misunderstood, gifted genius that no one gave the chance to enlighten them.

[Camoron]

It is my ambition to post in this thread what everyone else says in a whole book — what everyone else does not say in a whole book. - freiderch nietzchee

[Camoron]

when you gaze long into msn mesenger msn messeger also gazes into you - nietzcsh

[Plug Drugs]

yes this is basically what i belive, i belive you had a drug indcued mental breakdown last night brought on by verabl abuse and getting your heart borken buy a pretty hot chick,

i dont know what else i can say to dismiss all this bullshit

[always stevey]

To be honest, Mr. Drugs, it's picking on a 14 year old suicidal girl whose "sister" logs on to tell you the girl is cutting herself in the bathroom over some mean comments you've posted. That's basically you in a nutsheel.

Dude you can't. You've been owned just accept it and move on. Own the ownage.

[Plug Drugs]

To be honest, Mr. Drugs, it's picking on a 14 year old suicidal girl whose "sister" logs on to tell you the girl is cutting herself in the bathroom over some mean comments you've posted. That's basically you in a nutsheel.
where the fuck did this come from, any chance i get now, any chance bitch i'm going to be prying away at you with insults, you better believe it you shovel faced clueless braindead cunt

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol

[always stevey]

:rofl:

[always stevey]

The wrath of Plug Drugs.

[Camoron]

"the abdomen is the reaosn why man does not easily take himself for a god" heh no kidding eh plumpdrugs

[Plug Drugs]

The wrath of Plug Drugs.
what the fuck do you know about anything? what have you done with your life? you're an ugly, worthless, internet-dwelling bitch who has this dumbfounded look on her face at all times like everything's this big surprise to her and shes seeing it for the first time. You walk around like an asshat in real life and any boy who bothers to waste their time with you is only doing so because they think you must be an easy lay

[always stevey]

what the fuck do you know about anything? what have you done with your life? you're an ugly, worthless, internet-dwelling bitch who has this dumbfounded look on her face at all times like everything's this big surprise to her and shes seeing it for the first time. You walk around like an asshat in real life and any boy who bothers to waste their time with you is only doing so because they think you must be an easy lay

Does this mean you're not going to fedex me drugs? :(

[Gentleman Doli]

what the fuck do you know about anything? what have you done with your life? you're an ugly, worthless, internet-dwelling bitch who has this dumbfounded look on her face at all times like everything's this big surprise to her and shes seeing it for the first time. You walk around like an asshat in real life and any boy who bothers to waste their time with you is only doing so because they think you must be an easy lay

Awwww sheeeet, Plug Drugs in the hizzouse!

[Camoron]

"In heaven all the interesting peopel are missing" plugdrugs almost found out for himslef heh just kidding hes going straight to hell

[Camoron]

""to do great things is difficult, but to OD on oxy is actually pretty easy" - nietzsche

[Autistic Spectrum]

i just can't amore, my friends are fighting,,,

[Camoron]

"a joke is an epigram on a death of a feeling" this explains why plugdrugs is a humorless faggot

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/JHSS/mike-says-i-figured-out-how-matter-behaves-as-a-wave/image.png

i laughed at my own post after i forgot i made it, iam the fucking best

[Camoron]

"Women can form a friendship with a man very well; but to preserve it, a slight physical antipathy most probably helps." lol how apropos

[always stevey]

"Women can form a friendship with a man very well; but to preserve it, a slight physical antipathy most probably helps." lol how apropos

[Camoron]

;p;

[Plug Drugs]

just like me he hasnt accomplished anything special academically so he feels bad but he actually goes out of his way to trick poeple into thinking hes smart just because he feels so bad about not making anything of himself...

hes living a lie...

he literally is feeling so bad about being a dumbass that he has to troll dumber people into believing hes smart:mischief:

also barry i used to get perfect scores on standardized tests
during sophomore year i was flunking every single class from skipping to do drugs, then in the last week of the semester i bought a bottle of speed from my friend, did all the homework and tests i missed in one week and got As in every class, haha. i can do drugs and be intelligent with no conflict between the two, jealous?

that year i also got a perfect score on this writing test only 6 other kids in the state got

i guess i'm just a misunderstood super genius ='(

[Lisa Claus]

i was up for 2 nights on speed babbling about physics dickhead, i didnt know what i was talking about, i also couldnt tie my own shoelaces at that pointlol

[Camoron]

tims hole tims hole tims hole tims hole

[Plug Drugs]

woah guys i think i just figured something out, i'm an asshole

[Gentleman Doli]

plug drugs war

[always stevey]

Why did you say Goodbye Clay 3 times? lol

[Camoron]

why do you bump 2 month old threads orangutan tits

[always stevey]

Blocking you from skype dipshit

[Camoron]

Good thing i have 18 skype accounts. oh wait thats you you fucking spazz

[always stevey]

bitch, lol

[m0nde]

also barry i used to get perfect scores on standardized tests
during sophomore year i was flunking every single class from skipping to do drugs, then in the last week of the semester i bought a bottle of speed from my friend, did all the homework and tests i missed in one week and got As in every class, haha. i can do drugs and be intelligent with no conflict between the two, jealous?

that year i also got a perfect score on this writing test only 6 other kids in the state got

i guess i'm just a misunderstood super genius ='(you obviously have mental problems, guy get some steveyos styel!

[rootbeer]

Why did you say Goodbye Clay 3 times? lol

Goodbye clay

[always stevey]

goodbye rootbeer

[Gentleman Doli]

Hello Doli.

[always stevey]

you're weird

[rubycalaber]

oh, has anyone made a joke about how cracking string theory actually meant tied a noose to hang himself with yet?

[StompleB]

bazinga

[blumpkin blownuts]

Helloooooooo nurse

[m0nde]

if you say goodbye to clay three times while covering yoru ears, a wild elezzzark will appear

[Camoron]

elz should cut his ears off he doesn't need them and they look funny

[m0nde]

why are you being so curel today?

[Camoron]

drunk

[m0nde]

please consider peoples feelings

[Camoron]

consider my dick.

[m0nde]

you know elezzzark could descend upon you and leave your rep barren
do you wan tthat to happen?

[Camoron]

lol so gullible

[StompleB]

no

[rootbeer]

lol not funny at all XD

[rootbeer]

XD!!!!!!!!~

[Cody]

bazinga

[Autistic Spectrum]

and like 6 months later, it's very funny

[steveyos]

XD!!!!!!!!~