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Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 06:29 AM
tiny chat has ruined alot of things, yours and plug drugs relationship, and now this,,,

elezzark
04-21-2013, 06:31 AM
pics?

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 06:34 AM
here are 2 pics of my ass
http://i.imgur.com/3OaBQnY.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/aegoCAd.jpg

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 06:34 AM
http://i.imgur.com/CPelx7d.png

rubycalaber
04-21-2013, 06:41 AM
get a better fucking camera

also barry talks at proximately one word per year, I honestly think all australians are fucking retards

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 06:44 AM
snotty scotsman

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 06:45 AM
tim is no where near the slow talker lisa is,

she

pauses

between

every


word

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 06:45 AM
she line breaks irl

timmy
04-21-2013, 06:45 AM
get a better fucking camera

also barry talks at proximately one word per year, I honestly think all australians are fucking retards

so talking fast like youre agitated = smart and not retarded :hmm: good stuff ruby you totally arent an unemployable retard who knows nothing about anything other than terrible tv shows and terrible games and pays twice as much for shitty computer parts and doesnt even know how to maintain his own computer because youre literally a retard who cant learn anything on something youre using all the fucking time:doom:

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 06:47 AM
tim is no where near the slow talker lisa is,

she

pauses

between

every


wordI was talking extra slow because I didn;t trust the mic was working

so I thought if I spoke slowly for some reason that would work lol

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 06:48 AM
that ownage is gonna prob blue screen his computer

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 06:48 AM
I was talking extra slow because I didn;t trust the mic was working

so I thought if I spoke slowly for some reason that would work lol

genius theory

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 06:49 AM
also ruby you don;t even have a cam

you don;t know how hard it was to take those pics of my ass

my cam only snap shots for a couple of seconds so I had to click the button, then run to the couch and pull down my pants and bend over in time to capture my bottom

this is what I did with my day in between counselling my neighbour through his domestic

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 06:50 AM
http://memecrunch.com/meme/JSM7/smart-as-fuck/image.png

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 06:51 AM
ruby doen't have a cam cause he wants to hide the shame of having 40 empty crusty bowls of mac and cheese that litter his computer desk

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 06:54 AM
my brain is damaged in many ways

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 06:56 AM
but I like quantum mechanics

I watched a documentary on quantum mechanics while I had someone masturbate on cam for me

I also did that today

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 06:57 AM
I've been very productive today

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 06:57 AM
plug drugs finally gave it up huh

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 06:58 AM
whoever it was

it's my dirty little secret

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:01 AM
lisa tell me if this is a good plan, i am going to meet up with cag irl, impregnate her with my super radaiated sperm that i have from having a laptop sitting on my balls half the day everyday,

9 months later she will have my baby, and that baby will grow up to become a stripper/computer programmer that eventuality creates a new kind of porn called, CODE HOLES,

this seems worth the 18 years of child support i will have to pay her,,

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:03 AM
lisa tell me if this is a good plan, i am going to meet up with cag irl, impregnate her with my super radaiated sperm that i have from having a laptop sitting on my balls half the day everyday,

9 months later she will have my baby, and that baby will grow up to become a stripper/computer programmer that eventuality creates a new kind of porn called, CODE HOLES,

this seems worth the 18 years of child support i will have to pay her,,sounds like a plan

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:05 AM
ok then it's settled, if you think it's a good idea, i'm going for it,

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:07 AM
ok then it's settled, if you think it's a good idea, i'm going for it,lol you have my blessing

will she let you jerk off on cam for me?

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:08 AM
doubt it, she seems really possessive, ala speh,

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:10 AM
doubt it, she seems really possessive, ala speh,yeah possesive of you and half a dozen others, lol

she has a cam, maybe you could use hers

cam is pretty serious you know

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:11 AM
a web camera is like 25 bucks, i just looked, i could spend that 25 bucks on child support for mine and cags baby,

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:18 AM
I got mine for $8 it was on special down from $28

the one I bought before this one like 10 years ago was $10, it was pretty shit

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:19 AM
i would also only use it for chatting with faggots in tinychat,

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:22 AM
ok well then that's settled

you'll go have babies with cag and get a cam but never jerk off on it for me but talk to faggots on it

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:29 AM
here are 2 pics of my ass
http://i.imgur.com/3OaBQnY.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/aegoCAd.jpg

idk if you can actually refer to that as an ass

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:30 AM
i love being so attractive on the internet, all the internet slores that guys beg for attention and try to talk to i shut down in a heartbeat because they aren't attractive enough for my standards. most girls on the internet i wouldnt even let them suck my dick

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:30 AM
lisa won the TWERK off , elz gave her 10 usd dollars, so ya lisa's ass is pro,

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:30 AM
im probably the most attractive internet person in the entire world

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:35 AM
idk if you can actually refer to that as an asswhat the fuck would you call it?

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:35 AM
lisa won the TWERK off , elz gave her 10 usd dollars, so ya lisa's ass is pro,I did NOT take elz's money

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:36 AM
he held it up to his cam, you where supposed to print it out,

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:36 AM
I did it for the giggles

jon
04-21-2013, 07:36 AM
elz gave her 435,034.68 pesos

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:37 AM
what the fuck would you call it?

maybe the utah salt flats

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:37 AM
lisa who jerked off on cam for you, can you at least tell me if it was someone from the recent tinychats?

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:37 AM
he held it up to his cam, you where supposed to print it out,LOL

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:37 AM
maybe the utah salt flatswtf?

lol

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:38 AM
i'd lick that salty ass all night,,,

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:39 AM
i'd lick that salty ass all night,,,

so dissapointed in you guys

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:40 AM
hiro, is so behind the times, he does not know everyone is now in love with lisa,

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:40 AM
typical loser forum falling for not attractive girls that want their egos boost online so they can try to get laid irl because they arent confident enough in their body

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:41 AM
yes hiro you are a true internet sociologist, you are a not a huge fag, who could not get with lisa if he tried,

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:41 AM
i dont blame you guys though, not everyone can be handsome, have a big dick, and rich like me

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:42 AM
lisa just tell me if it was reno, who jerked on skype for you,,,

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:42 AM
reno wouldnt do that it was cody

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:43 AM
if this thread reaches 10 pages ill post proof it was cody

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:43 AM
it's safer playing on cam than irl

and it makes me feel not so alone

which irl I am

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:44 AM
nope reno, and garfield, now skype chat with lisa, it's true love, rubynet is now in love with lisa, and hiro, if your gonna talk bad about gentle lisa, you can fuck off,

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:44 AM
it's safer playing on cam than irl

and it makes me feel not so alone

which irl I am

yeah i know you are just another girl who self esteem problems/socially awkward so gets attention from guys on the internet and this will be the best your life ever gets so live it up

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:45 AM
nope reno, and garfield, now skype chat with lisa, it's true love, rubynet is now in love with lisa, and hiro, if your gonna talk bad about gentle lisa, you can fuck off,

lisa mega thread inc

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:46 AM
she broke up with plug drugs now it's open season on lisa's rocking body

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:47 AM
if i had sex with lisa it would be one of those girls i wouldnt tell anyone about because it would be embarrassing for me

have you seen what i look like

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:49 AM
i am in the trying to fuck cat avatar guy irl crew, idk u gotta pick a side, and well i picked it,

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:51 AM
if i had sex with lisa it would be one of those girls i wouldnt tell anyone about because it would be embarrassing for me

have you seen what i look likeyeah you're the guy in juji's avatar

get the fuck over yourself

I like a guy who doesn't have the personality of a fuckhead

so all the best with your irl endeavours

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:53 AM
she broke up with plug drugs now it's open season on lisa's rocking bodyI'm not "with" anyone and I haven;t "broken up" with anyone

it's just a bit of safe fun

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:53 AM
yeah you're the guy in juji's avatar

get the fuck over yourself

I like a guy who doesn't have the personality of a fuckhead

so all the best with your irl endeavours

stop trying to act like you have any self respect or that you wouldnt do anything i told you to if i gave you the attention, im pretty much god

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:54 AM
god of my moms world, i want the crusts cut off my sandwich, u better believe she cuts the crust off,

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:57 AM
stop trying to act like you have any self respect or that you wouldnt do anything i told you to if i gave you the attention, im pretty much godI can tell you now I'd never do anything you said

I don;t like your attitude

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 07:57 AM
maybe download a pdf about proper manners , till then u can fuck off,

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:59 AM
I can tell you now I'd never do anything you said

I don;t like your attitude

if i wanted you to do what i said i wouldnt have approached you this way, the only semi cute girls on this forum ever was gush and gabbi and they were both 2 ez for me

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 07:59 AM
if i wanted you to do what i said i wouldnt have approached you this way, the only semi cute girls on this forum ever was gush and gabbi and they were both 2 ez for menever saw either of them interested in you

elezzark
04-21-2013, 07:59 AM
not only can i hack computers but i can also hack girls brains

elezzark
04-21-2013, 08:00 AM
never saw either of them interested in you

ask reno

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 08:00 AM
so behind the times, cag, please fucking log on to own hiro,

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 08:00 AM
maybe download a pdf about proper manners , till then u can fuck off,where do people in this forum learn their manners?

*takes more pics of my bum*

elezzark
04-21-2013, 08:01 AM
dont even know who cag is, prob no one important

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 08:01 AM
ask renothere is only one thing I ask reno

and it isn;t about you that's for damn sure

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 08:02 AM
lisa i have the most manners, pretty much, i am a really nice person irl, i hold the door open for ladies, well i'm a pretty great guy,

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 08:02 AM
lol ask reno when he's jerking off on skype for you, ask him what a huge fag hiro is, while hes jizzing all over his moms futon.

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 08:03 AM
lisa i have the most manners, pretty much, i am a really nice person irl, i hold the door open for ladies, well i'm a pretty great guy,lol

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 08:04 AM
poor reno

such an innocent guy

elezzark
04-21-2013, 08:19 AM
reno is actually the most stand up guy and nicest person to ever exist, if he needed $1000 i would give it to him

elezzark
04-21-2013, 08:20 AM
my favorite is drunk sassy reno, gets me wet every time

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 08:20 AM
hiro reno was talking about he needed 1000 bucks the other night so he could get a plane ticket home,,

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 08:22 AM
he is a nice guy

we should not be besmirching him

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 08:23 AM
he has taken all my creepy come ons as flattery

which is nice and the way it should be taken

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 08:24 AM
reno, the goth gamer of your dreams,

Lisa Claus
04-21-2013, 08:28 AM
speaking of dreams I should go to bed

it's been another big day for me, took 2 pics of my bum

that takes its toll

rubycalaber
04-21-2013, 08:49 AM
so talking fast like youre agitated = smart and not retarded :hmm: good stuff ruby you totally arent an unemployable retard who knows nothing about anything other than terrible tv shows and terrible games and pays twice as much for shitty computer parts and doesnt even know how to maintain his own computer because youre literally a retard who cant learn anything on something youre using all the fucking time:doom:

What is the matter, Tim? Sensitive about your intelligence? Idiot. Imbecile. Ignoramus. Are you jealous that Ruby can simple buy a new computer whenever he wants? Maybe if you were smarter you would have a disposable income too. Dimwit. Dumbass. Dunce.


ruby doen't have a cam cause he wants to hide the shame of having 40 empty crusty bowls of mac and cheese that litter his computer desk

Ruby does not neglect his room like you neglect your children.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 08:52 AM
ruby i'm pretty sure the skin on your ass has grown into your computer chair, and you are now part boy/computer chair, and i'm playing with playdo as i own the fuck outta u, that's right u can't even leave your room while i multitask my life away,

Autistic Spectrum
04-21-2013, 08:56 AM
just made another multicolor clay cake,, looks so delicious,

Gentleman Doli
04-21-2013, 09:15 AM
damn, rubeys imaginary frend is acting fiesty!

timmy
04-21-2013, 10:52 AM
reno is actually the most stand up guy and nicest person to ever exist, if he needed $1000 i would give it to him

bullshit, hes rude as fuck, i wouldnt lend him 20 cents

timmy
04-21-2013, 10:53 AM
ruby thinks being a dumbass shopper and paying twice as much means hes rich and not a dumbass

Camoron
04-21-2013, 11:11 AM
lisa i have the most manners, pretty much, i am a really nice person irl, i hold the door open for ladies, well i'm a pretty great guy,

Im a door mat for girls irl

always stevey
04-21-2013, 11:38 AM
uncomfortable thread.

timmy
04-21-2013, 11:39 AM
why's that?

Camoron
04-21-2013, 11:41 AM
Tim can u pls chagne your sig it makes my pants tight and im out in public

reno
04-21-2013, 11:48 AM
reno is actually the most stand up guy and nicest person to ever exist, if he needed $1000 i would give it to him

http://i.imgur.com/0SP6fIX.png

timmy
04-21-2013, 11:51 AM
Tim can u pls chagne your sig it makes my pants tight and im out in public

turn off sigs

elezzark
04-21-2013, 11:57 AM
http://i.imgur.com/0SP6fIX.png

not to mention all time mlg warthog racing champions

reno
04-21-2013, 11:58 AM
and i witnessed you take on the #1 ranked girl in DOA4 in some really intense private games

timmy
04-21-2013, 12:03 PM
reminiscing in the past, but still these two mancildren are terrible at dota 2

elezzark
04-21-2013, 12:08 PM
cberry i will clockwork the fuck out of your ass

Camoron
04-21-2013, 12:08 PM
Tim...

Gentleman Doli
04-21-2013, 12:09 PM
Im a door mat for girls irl

Same,.

Camoron
04-21-2013, 12:12 PM
Atleast we can be hardcore on the internet

rootbeer
04-21-2013, 12:15 PM
reminiscing in the past, but still these two mancildren are terrible at dota 2

>they dont even play POE
:stare:

timmy
04-21-2013, 12:16 PM
>they dont even play POE
:stare:

:stare:
got my witch to 13 to use that staff u lent me and its literally insane how much damage i do now

terror baby
04-21-2013, 12:17 PM
someone post a pic of lisa's face so I can judge her looks

reno
04-21-2013, 12:17 PM
cberry i will clockwork the fuck out of your ass

Camoron
04-21-2013, 12:20 PM
hahahahahaha cberry being blamed for tim

rootbeer
04-21-2013, 12:20 PM
:stare:
got my witch to 13 to use that staff u lent me and its literally insane how much damage i do now

yeah elemental damage can get cranked really high

rootbeer
04-21-2013, 12:20 PM
someone post a pic of lisa's face so I can judge her looks

post a picture of your breasts

skrizach
04-21-2013, 01:20 PM
lmao barry potehead gettin hella raged ITT

Camoron
04-21-2013, 01:25 PM
lisa doesnt look mad she looks more like shes always disgusted or revolted

lnopia the great
04-21-2013, 01:48 PM
post a picture of your breasts

terror baby post those titties they are wonderful

skrizach
04-21-2013, 02:02 PM
she's married you dumbass nerds, that ain't cool

timmy
04-21-2013, 02:10 PM
skrizach post your dick

Cody
04-21-2013, 02:17 PM
:bbc:

rootbeer
04-21-2013, 02:33 PM
she's married you dumbass nerds, that ain't cool

uh, she is married to ellen degeneres... if i want to see boobies i will ask for it please and thank you

rootbeer
04-21-2013, 02:34 PM
Im a door mat for girls irl

being a nice guy sucks big time

Gentleman Doli
04-21-2013, 05:19 PM
:stare:

Gentleman Doli
04-21-2013, 05:20 PM
Hello. Nice guy, autistic, retarded, jacks off to anime in his basement, takes ovre 9000 different pills for a wide variety of mental disorders, lover of NEDM here.

Plug Drugs
04-21-2013, 05:34 PM
here are 2 pics of my ass
http://i.imgur.com/3OaBQnY.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/aegoCAd.jpg
i'm gonna fill you up with hot boy cum

Camoron
04-21-2013, 06:36 PM
whats with the hospital equipment

Cody
04-21-2013, 06:38 PM
whats with the hospital equipment

you never seen a electric oil radiator type space heater?

Camoron
04-21-2013, 06:45 PM
uhhhhhhh no

BatteriWyfe
08-01-2013, 09:37 AM
f

always stevey
11-09-2013, 09:08 PM
lisa tell me if this is a good plan, i am going to meet up with cag irl, impregnate her with my super radaiated sperm that i have from having a laptop sitting on my balls half the day everyday,

9 months later she will have my baby, and that baby will grow up to become a stripper/computer programmer that eventuality creates a new kind of porn called, CODE HOLES,

this seems worth the 18 years of child support i will have to pay her,,

steveyos YOLO
11-09-2013, 10:08 PM
Gonna miss dp.

Thanks rooty and lisa.