come itt if you think youre the smartest poster

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

[im the smartest poster]


Transform the first box into the second by cutting it into two pieces and rearranging them



http://i.imgur.com/G5cTG.jpg

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

thats three pieces its gotta be two

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

two cuts makes three pieces

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

http://i.imgur.com/jYmAW.jpg

[Plug Drugs]

I don't even need to be in this thread, I know I'm the smartest poster. The shit I read would melt most of your brains: Nietzsche, Jung, Schopenhauer, Kant, Descartes

I know 'everything there is to know about drugs', whenever I name drop organic chem shit saying stuff like "3,4-methylenedioxymethylalphamethylphenethylamine" people think I'm googling that shit and copy pasting it but theres no google here bro ive got this shit down to memory, my brain runs circles around yours, i couldnt think as slow as you if i tried

i've never been as horrible and as unimaginative a poster as any of you lizards, even when i was 11 years old i was trolling the AOL chatrooms like a fuckin pro

[Camoron]

I don't even need to be in this thread, I know I'm the smartest poster. The shit I read would melt most of your brains: Nietzsche, Jung, Schopenhauer, Kant, Descartes

I know 'everything there is to know about drugs', whenever I name drop organic chem shit saying stuff like "3,4-methylenedioxymethylalphamethylphenethylamine" people think I'm googling that shit and copy pasting it but theres no google here bro ive got this shit down to memory, my brain runs circles around yours, i couldnt think as slow as you if i tried

i've never been as horrible and as unimaginative a poster as any of you lizards, even when i was 11 years old i was trolling the AOL chatrooms like a fuckin pro

psychology 101 and philosophy of ethics 101 lmao

[Plug Drugs]

psychology 101 and philosophy of ethics 101 lmao

you think those old fuckers are '101'??? have you ever tried reading any of them? Just because they are the most famous does not mean they are the most basic. You couldn't even last a fucking page reading any of them. Go ahead, bring any one of their books up on google and try to summarize to me just one of their pages

you wanna know how smart i am? when my brain operates at 100% of my potential, language begins breaking down in my mind into a useless pile of contradictions and dissonance - because the english language is an unsuitable medium for my thought.

I am constantly having to dumb down the words I use and the complexity of my sentences just to communicate with morons like you
Jacques Derrida, Chomsky - ever read them?

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

im the smartest poster and i have a booklet of over 1000 completed sudoku puzzles right here to verify my claim

[Camoron]

too bad you're a shit poster

[Plug Drugs]

Please type out some more longwinded fantastical diatribes while you're all spun on tina. I like reading that shit.

I was hoping you could give me a little insight into the evolution of German Literature post-Goethe. See, my contention is that Faust left literally nothing for fictional authors to write about; Goethe's writings exhausted the capacity of the German language and hence, a generation of would-be fiction writers turned instead to philosophy: which is why we find 19th century German literature to be rich with philosophers - not fictionalists. Some even attribute this to the cause of fascism's rise in Germany. After all, Fascist politics had to originate from political philosophy - specifically Nietzsche (misinterpreted as he may have been).

[Camoron]

that is to say, I find your rambling peroration to be little more than a soliloquy of fuck

[Plug Drugs]

too bad you're a shit poster

blah blah blah you're having to fall back on "shit poster" insults because you're cornered

[Plug Drugs]

that is to say, I find your rambling peroration to be little more than a soliloquy of fuck

are you just going to recite synonyms you learned in 11th grade English, or are you actually going to create some original thoughts?

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

plug drugs is mad he cant solve the box :monocle:

[Camoron]

heres an original thought

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influence_and_reception_of_Friedrich_Nietzsche#Nietzsche_and_fascism

[Plug Drugs]

i too unbury old dead words that have the potential for being fashionable and then pretend like i've been using them since i was the age of 3
Oh wait, you don't even find good words yourself, you just repeat them after hearing other posters use them on different forums.
And looks like you don't even have a very complex taste in words either - you just listen for anything with more than 3 syllables and if you're lucky enough to catch wind of its meaning, you add it to your list of "words to use when trying to sound smart"
amateurs

[Camoron]

yeah i keep a list for when people try to act smart on a nigger dick forum

[Camoron]

that is how much i care about what plug drugs thinks of me

[Plug Drugs]

a metaphorical list you dumb-dumb, a cognitive "list"

[Plug Drugs]

don't try to deny the existence of this list, you know you have one, even if its only subconsciously

[Camoron]

if by that you mean i have an expansive vocabulary that I can use when I need to, then yes

I don't use nearly out-of-use words on a regular basis because i dont want to look like a pretentious dick, just like I don't discuss philosophy on a comedy forum where posting a bunch of gay black men fucking each other in the ass is considered highbrow

[Plug Drugs]

it is a comedy forum or well at least its supposed to be, not a bunch of self-proclaimed trolls arguing over who sick-burned who

[Plug Drugs]

the only posters who make me laugh these days are marks and dp,
but it takes the humor away when you see the lesser posters trying to imitate them

[Camoron]

nobody cares what you think

[Plug Drugs]

you going to follow me around and nitpick my posts now or something

[Camoron]

yeah

[Camoron]

deal w/ it

[Plug Drugs]

don't be jelly that my dad's cum was superior to the cum of other males and produced a baby with a genetically superior brain

[Camoron]

did your superior dad ever release his superior cum into your superior ass

[Plug Drugs]

NO!

[Plug Drugs]

i have several extra cognitive processes compared to a normal human brain -- so do those who are autistic, but mine are actually coherent and synchronized; leading some pyschologists who analyzed my mind to believe that those with autism were merely failed attempts of humanity trying to evolve. But I am the successor,
in the German's tongue I am over-human, UBERMENSCH

[Plug Drugs]

i am so good at making calculations that i don't even need to think of correct answers, my intuition simply yields consistent positive results -- as if it were fate for me to always be right

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

I don't even need to be in this thread, I know I'm the smartest poster. The shit I read would melt most of your brains: Nietzsche, Jung, Schopenhauer, Kant, Descartes

I know 'everything there is to know about drugs', whenever I name drop organic chem shit saying stuff like "3,4-methylenedioxymethylalphamethylphenethylamine" people think I'm googling that shit and copy pasting it but theres no google here bro ive got this shit down to memory, my brain runs circles around yours, i couldnt think as slow as you if i tried

i've never been as horrible and as unimaginative a poster as any of you lizards, even when i was 11 years old i was trolling the AOL chatrooms like a fuckin pro

http://i.imgur.com/L4ZYf.jpg

[Camoron]

is this your new gimmick

[Camoron]

http://i.imgur.com/L4ZYf.jpg

:lmao:

[Camoron]

so dandanda do you have a solution for the box puzzle

[Camoron]

i have an idea but it involves folding idk if you're allowd to do that

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

yeah i got it with just cuts no folds

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

heres the solution if you wanna see it http://i.imgur.com/5ermS.jpg

[Camoron]

the grid pattern is just there to fuck with you isnt it

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg

[Camoron]

ya just looked at dandada's solution :mad:

[Camoron]

the grid pattern throws you off because your mind is so accustomed to working within a set of rules and the grid represented rules so I kept wanting to cut on the lines

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

I am a wayseer

[Camoron]

http://puzzle.dse.nl/puzimg/running_through_the_rooms.gif
run through all the doors exactly one time

have fun

[boobz]

i have several extra cognitive processes compared to a normal human brain -- so do those who are autistic, but mine are actually coherent and synchronized; leading some pyschologists who analyzed my mind to believe that those with autism were merely failed attempts of humanity trying to evolve. But I am the successor,
in the German's tongue I am over-human, UBERMENSCH

Best barry post ever well done son. Those extra brain waves you think you've got is called drugs you worthless old faggot (old handle).

[Plug Drugs]

drugs expand the mind by forcing your brain to think outside of the box and pushing its physical limitations. There is a sea of unconscious knowledge behind your eyes but your mind is too sedated to tap into it.
I however, have tapped into the 90% of my brain most people aren't using, because I'm a super genius

ELECTUS AMBULAT INTER VOS

[maks]

the only posters who make me laugh these days are marks and dp,
but it takes the humor away when you see the lesser posters trying to imitate them

the irony of that is I've pretty much just been imitating dp for the last 3 years

[lnopia the great]

dp is the most unhuman poster ive ever met

[maks]

yeah I know he's fucking great

[boobz]

drugs expand the mind by forcing your brain to think outside of the box and pushing its physical limitations. There is a sea of unconscious knowledge behind your eyes but your mind is too sedated to tap into it.
I however, have tapped into the 90% of my brain most people aren't using, because I'm a super genius

ELECTUS AMBULAT INTER VOS

You were right up until you said you are a super genius. People, psychonauts, tap into their 90% all the time.... on drugs. It all comes down to drugs.

[boobz]

the irony of that is I've pretty much just been imitating dp for the last 3 years

uh nah you've pretty much been imitating marks98 for the last 3 years

[maks]

I defy you to find proof that I posted vivisection pictures

[boobz]

not even doom music

[boobz]

:fffffff:

[boobz]

still works ^

[blumpkin blownuts]

i have a single-line cut that arranges the (5x5)-1 to a 4x6 rectangle, but the grid gets rotated 45deg in the process
it's still muchmore elegant than that sawtooth shit changing directions means using more than one cut

[lnopia the great]

your logic is flawed you are garbage

[siburke939]

didn't read the first 2 pages i just know that i imitate nobody & nobody imitates me idk if that's good or not

[lnopia the great]

Camo and Krooked - Breezeblock

[siburke939]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb138/lnopia/funny%20pictures/boxen2ap.gif

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

i have a single-line cut that arranges the (5x5)-1 to a 4x6 rectangle, but the grid gets rotated 45deg in the process
it's still muchmore elegant than that sawtooth shit changing directions means using more than one cut

:raged: it said two pieces nothing about only cutting one line

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

like this http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg

[lnopia the great]

interlock all your fingers

[lnopia the great]

then pull out and interlock them again after moving down a finger

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

you just move that top one down till its locked with the other one

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

i never realized lnopia's name was Lnopia and not inopia :monocle:

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7JejK.jpg

[Camoron]

i have a single-line cut that arranges the (5x5)-1 to a 4x6 rectangle, but the grid gets rotated 45deg in the process
it's still muchmore elegant than that sawtooth shit changing directions means using more than one cut

prove it lying fag

[Gentleman Doli]

im the smartest poster yall

[Gentleman Doli]

i didnt read this thread but it sounded rly gay

[blumpkin blownuts]

I don't even need to be in this thread, I know I'm the smartest poster. The shit I read would melt most of your brains: Nietzsche, Jung, Schopenhauer, Kant, Descartes

I know 'everything there is to know about drugs', whenever I name drop organic chem shit saying stuff like "3,4-methylenedioxymethylalphamethylphenethylamine" people think I'm googling that shit and copy pasting it but theres no google here bro ive got this shit down to memory, my brain runs circles around yours, i couldnt think as slow as you if i tried

i've never been as horrible and as unimaginative a poster as any of you lizards, even when i was 11 years old i was trolling the AOL chatrooms like a fuckin pro

can't believe i missed this

PD, if you like opiates so much, what's your favorite cocktail for getting loose?

I start with 45-50mg DXM, 4mg xanax, 75-100mg promethazine, and a gram of carisoprodol. Then I drop about 300mg pure codeine (which i want so badly to try making desomorphine with) or either 100mgeq morphine, as citrate salt, over meconic acid
finally if my tolerance is high and i wanna make sure i sleep not just nod I'll pre-load a few shots of whiskey with 200-300mg phenobarb, usually railiing the last pheno before pulling the covers over me

[blumpkin blownuts]

prove it lying fag

sorry can't, it didn't come out the same in a proof.

either i was fucked up when i tried with pen & paper the other night, or probably I was just wrong.

[clay]

have you ever considered starting with killing yourself

[lnopia the great]

my favorite mix is extra strength ibuprofen crushed up with flinstones vitamins

[Camoron]

bumping this thread 4 nietzsche

[Camoron]

drugs expand the mind by forcing your brain to think outside of the box and pushing its physical limitations. There is a sea of unconscious knowledge behind your eyes but your mind is too sedated to tap into it.
I however, have tapped into the 90% of my brain most people aren't using, because I'm a super genius

ELECTUS AMBULAT INTER VOS
the "you only use 10% of your brain" thing is a fucking myth btw you'd think a boy genius like plug drugs would know that