The Teknorat & Ruby Show! Episode 7! THE LISA INTERVIEW PART 2!! WITH SPECIAL GUEST STAR ANNE PETERSON!!!

[rubycalaber]

Episode 07 - The Lisa Interview Part 2 (http://content.teknoratandruby.com/episode07.mp3)
^ right click and save link as for the second part of lisa's interview after a special guest star appearance from rubynets oldest and most beloved lurker Anne Peterson, an autisitic 80 year old woman and irl love rival with Lisa for one PETER QUINN's (lisa's ex) affections, Peter Quinn is currently in jail awaiting sentencing for SELLING ICE and as Anne is nice enough to reveal is literally a POLICE INFORMANT SNITCH who gives the cops info on those he buys from and sells to, Anne thinks Lisa set Peter up the bomb and got him arrested and that Lisa is an ice junky mentalist so she's compiling a cyber stalking folder on how Lisa shows her bum on "the rubycalaber" like a little detective or something, do not fuck with a member of The Legion of Mary of Bathurst, they do not forgive, but they do forget due to alzheimer's, shes also been talking to Cody, our resident grandma fucker, and now tek has given her a call and had a little chat about our favorite junky lizard, please note none of this is a joke even though it sounds like shes using a voice changer or something, this is lisa's real life, also includes a rare cameo from drunk puppies in the tinychat room tek was in at the time

:trigger: this podcast contains graphic discussions of sexuality, sexual violence, child molestation, drug abuse and violence against women, listener discretion is advised

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[timmy]

this is like autism on a whole new level, internet =/= real life, good job being extremists, gay nigger lovers

[Gentleman Doli]

wow this is so fascitgnaf

[Garfield]

not this shit first thing in the mornign

[Camoron]

Lmao its 2 in the afternoon garfield

[Garfield]

ughh im hungry

[Camoron]

go eat a hamburger with nothing on it

[Garfield]

shut

[Garfield]

i just realized you dont have to stir chobani yogurts you can just eat them like a slice of cake from the top dso you get the icing nd the crust / yogurt and the fruit

[rootbeer]

go eat a hamburger with nothing on it

to burg or not to burg, THAT is the question

[Camoron]

that leaves the plain yogurt part for garfield

[Garfield]

yah bro im so plain bagel maybe i should just sigh and groan for 12 hours on tinychat until somebody comes in and talks to me

[Garfield]

dont take out your depression on others, youre :projecting:

[Camoron]

yah bro im so plain bagel maybe i should just sigh and groan for 12 hours on tinychat until somebody comes in and talks to me

lmao you were in tinychat by yourself like 2 hours ago when i came in for 2 minutes to look at the background tim set

[Howard Dean]

:lis:

[Camoron]

howard no pls

[Howard Dean]

:sulis:

[rootbeer]

cam is lashing out again

[Garfield]

cam and barry are mad at the world

[rootbeer]

cam and barry are mad at the world

iwc keeps saying not to talk about it, but its seriously like the elephant in the room... How am i not supposed to discuss cam's depression?

[Camoron]

you should stop talking about it because its really unfunny and kinda gettin irritating like when people neg rep you lmao

[rootbeer]

im seriously not even talking about your depression get over it man

[Howard Dean]

what is depression

[Camoron]

look man, you dont fucking know, u dont, so why dont you just.... BACK OFF, BRO

[timmy]

am i tye only one morraoly offended by this podcast??

[rootbeer]

am i tye only one morraoly offended by this podcast??

no, but you might be the only person who listened to it...

[Camoron]

im actually listening to this, i remember when teknorat was recording it i was in tinychat

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

actually trying to listen to it but idk if I can take much more of this rambling old granny

[Camoron]

oh dont worry at 17 minutes we get to hear lisa who is MUCH more interesting

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

aaaaaaaa so fuckin boring its like listening to women gossip in the grocery store

[Cody]

ok so no one listened at all again and they only read the rubynotes.

:rubyjap:

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

she sounds nice i dont get why so many people hate lisa

[Camoron]

ya shes very nice

[Cody]

ya shes very nice

till you dont fuck her one night when she's ragging and she tosses a tina of ice on your dresser and calls the pigs on you

[rubycalaber]

cody, what age is she? is she really 80?

also, please register an account for her and get her to post

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

ruby weighs 96 lbs

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

gonna call social services or w/e it is in scotland and tell them your parents neglect you

[rubycalaber]

it aint easy living on only easy mac

(thats not a joke btw I am dangerously underweight)

[Camoron]

he neglects himself

[macpro]

http://i.imgur.com/BYswVV6.jpg

[Garfield]

it aint easy living on only easy mac

(thats not a joke btw I am dangerously underweight)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zy8n7B9SGnU/TG2HKCl-rdI/AAAAAAAAAFY/VE4O1qYVlAs/s400/~~~~~~~~Chester-Cheeto.jpgIts not easy bein' cheezy!

[jon]

australia is basically 1984 so yeah you can probably make a living just turning people in to the police for whatever shit they might be remotely associated with

[timmy]

gonna raw dog ascii genitals

[maks]

australia is basically 1984 so yeah you can probably make a living just turning people in to the police for whatever shit they might be remotely associated with

you're thinking of england, australia is more of an ayn rand-esque socialist dystopia.

[rubycalaber]

hopefully he outlives his life thanks to this podcast and gets shanked in jail :cool:

[rootbeer]

basically saving liaa and pd's e-lationship

[Plug Drugs]

name droppin them authors you read in junior high itt
what's funny is passively-liberal female english teachers making kids read a book written by a highly conservative female author

[Garfield]

yeah thats real funny :rolleyes:

[rubycalaber]

I want ayn rand to peg me

[maks]

name droppin them authors you read in junior high itt


aka your entire posting style

[Cody]

cody, what age is she? is she really 80?

also, please register an account for her and get her to post

cant reg accts here anymore ruby cause your frumpy fat friend IWC spaminatored my IP.

[rubycalaber]

christ, alright, I will do it and PM you the PW to give to her

[Camoron]

cant reg accts here anymore ruby cause your frumpy fat friend IWC spaminatored my IP.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3016793/Laughing01.jpg

[timmy]

IWC for the win

[Cody]

i cant believe you guys bought that shit

[Gentleman Doli]

i cant believe you guys bought that shit

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[Cody]

bazinga faggot

[juji]

delete this fucking thread



one more ultimate favor to ask:

fucking ban fanfare

[rubycalaber]

I know you're mad as hell you cant ear these podcasts elz, but cant you run them through a speech to text translator or something?

oh wait, humans cant even understand our accents lmao

[Cody]

I know you're mad as hell you cant ear these podcasts elz, but cant you run them through a speech to text translator or something?

oh wait, humans cant even understand our accents lmao

yeah broken slang in a barely decipherable brogue translated to spanish would probably come out looking like some really strange manifesto about dicks and vidya games, which in mexico is considered a declaration of war

[Gentleman Doli]

yeah broken slang in a barely decipherable brogue translated to spanish would probably come out looking like some really strange manifesto about dicks and vidya games, which in mexico is considered a declaration of war

this post is so perfectly horible

[rubycalaber]

you call THAT a horrible lizard post?

THIS is a horrible lizard post


Besides "men" like Thomas Beetie, men can get pregnant. Nine months after two men have anal sex, a gaybe comes out of the catcher's butthole. When a man (or woman for that matter) takes a shit, they've just give birth to a baby nigger. If the toilet is not flushed, it won't be long before everyne around it will be robbed, raped, and murdered until police can arrest and incarcerate it so please flush your toilets folks.

[Cody]

:bump:

[always stevey]

Yeah I can't listen to this scuzzy tweaker podcast.

[blumpkin blownuts]

wow, that anne has the voice of a fuckin songbird

[Cody]

wow, that anne has the voice of a fuckin songbird

you noticed that too? a regular susan boyle that lass...

[rubycalaber]

wow, that anne has the voice of a fuckin songbird

such a qt
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/anne_zpsda7fa97b.png~original

[blumpkin blownuts]

definitely maori heritage

[m0nde]

:rofl:

I really miss the time before Lisa got on meds, none if this crazy shit happens any more...wait there's a lot of Bev/Artie/Smoodles drama now

[root ghost]

to burg or not to burg, THAT is the question

[fanfare]

delete this fucking thread



one more ultimate favor to ask:

fucking ban fanfare

?