raw dog is a way of life

[timmy]

raw dog made me and you:puke:

[maks]

I think I'm going to get a vasectomy.

[timmy]

good choice, raw dog with no risk, except aids

[maks]

I'd rather have aids than a kid. maybe I should go gay.

[rubycalaber]

hey barry what ever happened to that chopper on dayz you messaged me about when I was asleep yesterday or whenever

[macpro]

I went gay after watching Zardoz.

http://i.imgur.com/BdknN8j.jpg

[rubycalaber]

you're the fag now dog!

[rubycalaber]

oh fuck

you're the man now raw dog!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rootbeer]

I'd rather have aids than a kid. maybe I should go gay.

u wot m8?

[rootbeer]

I went gay after watching Zardoz.

http://i.imgur.com/BdknN8j.jpg

ur gay if you dont watch zardoz

[rubycalaber]

as always marks is right, the second you have a kid your life is ruined forever, I have lost so many cool internet people to the bane of having a kid and then their personality instantly cares into this faggot carebare

[rootbeer]

damned if you do, damned if you dont

[rootbeer]

as always marks is right, the second you have a kid your life is ruined forever, I have lost so many cool internet people to the bane of having a kid and then their personality instantly cares into this faggot carebare

like who, i refuse to believe you talk to anybody outside this forum

[rubycalaber]

I used to cyber stalk this qtpi female sociopath and she was so edgy and hot but then she had a daughter and suddenly wanted to be a better person for her it was gay as hell

[timmy]

hey barry what ever happened to that chopper on dayz you messaged me about when I was asleep yesterday or whenever

Crashed it... Im in the biggest clan in the server niw and six of us get in their chopper and do sector b missions

[rootbeer]

arma 3 alpha is already out... what are you doing with your lives?

[rubycalaber]

Crashed it... Im in the biggest clan in the server niw and six of us get in their chopper and do sector b missions

what the fug are sector b missions


arma 3 alpha is already out... what are you doing with your lives?

I've already played that with THE steven yelle

[skrizach]

omg

[Gentleman Doli]

I used to cyber stalk this qtpi female sociopath and she was so edgy and hot but then she had a daughter and suddenly wanted to be a better person for her it was gay as hell

she probably just kept being a horible person

[rubycalaber]

she probably just kept being a horible person

idk I could tell by the way she would talk to people online she was getting less aggressive

[rubycalaber]

also, barry, send me that fraps footage of you blowing up that chopper with the grenade when we found that camp plz

[Gentleman Doli]

ypor videos get like 3 views a pop

[rootbeer]

ypor videos get like 3 views a pop

at least he is making lots of content. the only criticism i would give him is get a new mic. the smoother your voice is the more people are gonna watch.

[rubycalaber]

ypor videos get like 3 views a pop

for some fucking reason one of them the other day got 64 views I guess marks posted it on reddit or something


at least he is making lots of content. the only criticism i would give him is get a new mic. the smoother your voice is the more people are gonna watch.

I dont think my voice will ever be smooth lmao

[sex with dead people]

as always marks is right, the second you have a kid your life is ruined forever, I have lost so many cool internet people to the bane of having a kid and then their personality instantly cares into this faggot carebare

Luckily lisa killed her baby and didn't ruin her life over some stupid tit parasite

[rubycalaber]

yeah it was unironically a good life choice well done

[Ramen]

u wot m8?

http://imageshack.us/a/img405/360/picsart1369374497693.jpg

[Ramen]

u wot m8?

http://imageshack.us/a/img405/360/picsart1369374497693.jpg

[rubycalaber]

what are rolaids

whys an eel telling me this

[timmy]

arma 3 alpha is already out... what are you doing with your lives?
day z isnt on arma 3 you nerd

what the fug are sector b missions

sector b is an island heavily defended by an NPC army, it has the best weapons available in the game and also has 32 and 40 slot backpacks, you need a chopper to get there and from the moment youre trying to fly over and land youre coming under heavy fire and you have to all get out and fuck shit up, theres snipers on roofs and riflemen everywhere, its pretty much a coop mission to fuck everything up without getting completely wrecked, if you have enough people who know what theyre doing and you can pull through without being completely decimated you will yield crazy amounts of guns that will completely fill up the chopper and take it back to your base and stockpile all those phat weapons

[timmy]

also, barry, send me that fraps footage of you blowing up that chopper with the grenade when we found that camp plz

it didnt destroy the chopper it only damaged its hull

[rubycalaber]

day z isnt on arma 3 you nerd

sector b is an island heavily defended by an NPC army, it has the best weapons available in the game and also has 32 and 40 slot backpacks, you need a chopper to get there and from the moment youre trying to fly over and land youre coming under heavy fire and you have to all get out and fuck shit up, theres snipers on roofs and riflemen everywhere, its pretty much a coop mission to fuck everything up without getting completely wrecked, if you have enough people who know what theyre doing and you can pull through without being completely decimated you will yield crazy amounts of guns that will completely fill up the chopper and take it back to your base and stockpile all those phat weapons

and is this in dayz or regular arma 2? c-c-c-c-can I play? I will keep my head down since I have fought AI in faluja and know they literally aimbot you


it didnt destroy the chopper it only damaged its hull

send me it anyway for the sake of competition, if you deleted it or whatever I dont mind tho if nothing cool happened

[timmy]

its on that origins map its like a mod in a mod, im doing itwith the biggest clan on the server, you would have to get recruited to come. The chopper flight alone takes ten mins to the island

[rubycalaber]

smuggle me on board m8

[maks]

ruby have you considered spending some of your money on an escort who resembles your sister? thanks to the internet hiring a custom designed whore has never been easier

[rubycalaber]

ruby have you considered spending some of your money on an escort who resembles your sister? thanks to the internet hiring a custom designed whore has never been easier

yes, but literally only as a joke to record me talking to her for the podcast and post the pictures on the forum, maybe do it live on tinychat

[maks]

there are websites that are literally 'hire a whore.com' you can look at pictures and schedule a lady of your choosing to come to your house and do awful disgusting things with your lanky pale howard hugues-eque body. If you're willing to pay $5000 for a computer with pretty lights you should have no problem paying $800 for a blowjob.

[always stevey]

Nerds.

[Camoron]

Tim tells me he's gay everyday.

[always stevey]

How often?

[maks]

My irlfriend is pissed I blew her off to play civ 5 but the fucking byzantines weren't going to conquer themselves now were they

[rubycalaber]

there are websites that are literally 'hire a whore.com' you can look at pictures and schedule a lady of your choosing to come to your house and do awful disgusting things with your lanky pale howard hugues-eque body. If you're willing to pay $5000 for a computer with pretty lights you should have no problem paying $800 for a blowjob.

will incest play be extra?

[maks]

will incest play be extra?

I don;t know, I've never hired one I just know how stupid easy it is. Before they had the websites you could find them in the yellow pages.

[timmy]

smuggle me on board m8

I would request for u to come but im afraid you will betray my clan for your terrible youtube videos. This clan takes day z seriously and doesnt treat it like call of duty like you :/

[timmy]

im going to take a dump in my worktoilet brb

[always stevey]

im going to take a dump in my worktoilet brb

* marks thread read *

[timmy]

i wish i was home playing day z

[always stevey]

i wish i was dead

[Camoron]

i don't.

[timmy]

i held my urethra shut while ejaculating once and it gave me a urinary tract infection

[timmy]

i messed up the toilet reeal bad the janitors gonna be pissed

[Ramen]

Tim tells me he's gay everyday.

that's too bad cuz if my husband ever left me for some floozir.... well it doesn't matter if he's gay...

[Camoron]

that's too bad cuz if my husband ever left me for some floozir.... well it doesn't matter if he's gay...

lol shut the fuck up

[always stevey]

lol shut the fuck up

Fasg

[Camoron]

that is the worst painting of gul ducat

[always stevey]

i painted it myself...

[maks]

that is the worst painting of gul ducat

In the original script (which was filmed) of "What You Leave Behind," Captain Sisko dies in the Fire Caves on Bajor with Dukat. Cassidy then has a vision where she meets Sisko in the Celestial Temple. He tells her that he is never coming back and says goodbye. Avery Brooks was unhappy with the ending because he didn't like seeing an African-American leave his pregnant wife behind, so a new ending was filmed where Sisko tells Cassidy that he doesn't know when he will be back.

Sisko dying may have made more sense, as the Prophets warned him not to marry Cassidy, as it would only cause him sadness, as he would wind up leaving her behind, pregnant. But with this new ending, Sisko didn't really die and could return.

Which ending do you think is a better conclusion for the character and the show? Also, considering how close Ben and Jake were, were you unsatisfied that Ben didn't say goodbye to him?

[timmy]

lol shut the fuck up

Dont be rude to ramen, she is a lovely lady

[Camoron]

In the original script (which was filmed) of "What You Leave Behind," Captain Sisko dies in the Fire Caves on Bajor with Dukat. Cassidy then has a vision where she meets Sisko in the Celestial Temple. He tells her that he is never coming back and says goodbye. Avery Brooks was unhappy with the ending because he didn't like seeing an African-American leave his pregnant wife behind, so a new ending was filmed where Sisko tells Cassidy that he doesn't know when he will be back.

Sisko dying may have made more sense, as the Prophets warned him not to marry Cassidy, as it would only cause him sadness, as he would wind up leaving her behind, pregnant. But with this new ending, Sisko didn't really die and could return.

Which ending do you think is a better conclusion for the character and the show? Also, considering how close Ben and Jake were, were you unsatisfied that Ben didn't say goodbye to him?

i think he should have died in the fire caves.

[Ramen]

Dont be rude to ramen, she is a lovely lady

<3

[always stevey]

i would go down on ramen

[Camoron]

I always thought Ramen looked better when she was fat.

[rubycalaber]

I would request for u to come but im afraid you will betray my clan for your terrible youtube videos. This clan takes day z seriously and doesnt treat it like call of duty like you :/

lmao I did consider immediately shooting everyone the second they were in one place but I think going on a mission to fight AI with some bros would make for a funnier youtube video since I have already gunned 5 people down at a time :cool:


i held my urethra shut while ejaculating once and it gave me a urinary tract infection

sometimes I fantasize about a girl doing that to me on purpose

[Gentleman Doli]

Call of Duty FTW.

[timmy]

ruby i cant trust you, youll get me kicked from the clan, im actually having fun for once and its because im playing with likeminded people and playing day z how its meant to be played instead of with u and cam who think doing anything outside of chasind and shooting zombies nonstop is boring.,.. Let me telle you a secret Youre whole life is boring ryby

[rubycalaber]

you're... you're having FUN? ON DAYZ? that's not even how it's meant to be played, you're meant to go on missions against AI soldiers in arma 2, dayz is about survival you-you fucking... fiuckig fun ghaving prick

[timmy]

fun.. Whn i first joined the clan i fixed up a small scrap chopper and brought it to their island base and tried to land it with one of the, guiding me, it was sliding and i tried to lift off agai so it wojnt slide intoo a treeand i hit it whn i lifted off and damaged a rotor and screamed on vent to clear away its out of control and i was spinning crazy in trhe air doing hundredrs of three sixties before crashing to the groumd i wish i got that on fraps

[rubycalaber]

I'm going to find this server and kill them all, no one steals my barry!

[always stevey]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[timmy]

I'm going to find this server and kill them all, no one steals my barry!

Theres even a token black guy who sounds like cberry and doesnt care when the others call him a porch monkey

[rootbeer]

I always thought Ramen looked better when she was fat.

:uwotm8:

[Camoron]

:uwotm8:

can't say the same for you tho. lose some poundage lol

[rootbeer]

cag is my bitch, meanwhile you cry

[Camoron]

cag is my bitch, meanwhile you cry

your bitch is a box of doughnuts.

[Ramen]

your bitch is a box of doughnuts.

not getting into it but rootbeer could curl you with one arm like a dumbbell... he's got the strength of Hercules....

[rootbeer]

oh dang

[timmy]

i respect rootbeer asa gamer more than most posters itf

[StompleB]

wtf, barry is going retrograde

[timmy]

dont know what that means but im sure offended