Got hired today for an actual career

[blumpkin blownuts]

I'm finally an engineer :rockout:
living the motherfuckin dream baby

[juji]

I tought you were an enginner

[always stevey]

Ohh you'll be making lots to spend on your larping girlfriend.

[blumpkin blownuts]

I'm an engineering major... doesn't mean i've ever worked as an engineer

[always stevey]

pay for them expensive elf costumes.

[blumpkin blownuts]

Ohh you'll be making lots to spend on your larping girlfriend.

yeah, i'm asking her to marry me next spring if we're still together

[macpro]

how many train cars do you pull Bob?

[juji]

Live Action Roleplay, Serious Business

[blumpkin blownuts]

how many train cars do you pull Bob?

not that kind
i'll be programming stoves dishwashers and range ovens

[blumpkin blownuts]

(custom kitchen deliveryeyeyeye)

[always stevey]

You can program an oven to fill marcos house with carbon monoxide.

[blumpkin blownuts]

now i'm off to NA to share my experience, strenght and hope. later guys!

[blumpkin blownuts]

You can program an oven to fill marcos house with carbon monoxide.
lmao

[always stevey]

now i'm off to NA to share my experience, strenght and hope. later guys!

Having fun talking about healing and spirituality. :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrHiiiZIn70

[Gentleman Doli]

YTMNSFW: we all have real lives, are over 30, and post nigger hitler 30000 times a day.

[rubycalaber]

bob hughes is literally role model material

[Howard Dean]

Bob Hughes is literally named Bob Hughes

[Cody]

na is a cult ruby and i dont think maytag pays much for a "footbone's connected to the leg bone" type programming job i always thouhgt engineering just means you were good as fuck at geometry and other maths and machining or construction

[always stevey]

YOU WON'T GO TO NA BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING HIGH ON PERCACETS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE A PULLED MUSCLE. LOL

[m0nde]

I'm finally an engineer :rockout:
living the motherfuckin dream babyhow long until you're fired like you were from your last job?

[Cody]

YOU WON'T GO TO NA BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING HIGH ON PERCACETS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE A PULLED MUSCLE. LOL

im not addicted to anything though, well except crack but like i havent touched that in 15 years or so

[macpro]

Cag you're pretty vile sometimes.

[always stevey]

And you're a dumb fat fag who rants about politics all the time. Nobody fucking gives a shit about any of that stuff.

[m0nde]

http://i.imgur.com/Wix3P0d.jpg

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk6B2kDljas

[macpro]

And you're a dumb fat fag who rants about politics all the time. Nobody fucking gives a shit about any of that stuff.

yes they do. It's important stuff. you kneegrow.

[Cody]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF6EdjxEt9s

[always stevey]

Reminds me of that faggot Jibbles. He listens to that shit and watches Queen of the
Damned. He says it's a "classic". He's got all the musical/film tastes of a fat slobby
gothic bitch.

[Cody]

Reminds me of that faggot Jibbles. He listens to that shit and watches Queen of the
Damned. He says it's a "classic". He's got all the musical/film tastes of a fat slobby
gothic bitch.

thats exactly how i heard about that band too, i only know that one song lol

[macpro]

Cag get on TC and strip for us.

[Cody]

no

please

dont

[always stevey]

Stripper and career in one sentence. :)

[Cody]

yep and when your nipples fly south for the winter of your life youll be just like lisa

[always stevey]

I'm sure I can find a club or dive bar or truck stop that will take a haggard old drunk with a limp and hacking cough.

[Cody]

you can always be a biker babe

[always stevey]

Like your wife? No thanks.

[Cody]

no im not a biker and shes actually a white collar professional type of person thanks though

[always stevey]

with multiple scoliosis? oh scleerosis. She collects disability and lives off the government. white collar my ass

[Cody]

with multiple scoliosis? oh scleerosis. She collects disability and lives off the government. white collar my ass

no she doesnt lol its not at the stage where it affects her that bad, yet anyways. she got it diagnosed pretty early

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlCPNycNPQM

[Gentleman Doli]

a new drug for MS just passed stage 1 clinical trial... could be ur dream come true codyey

[Cody]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlCPNycNPQM

watched the first half and yeah shes got some of those problems sometimes

[Cody]

a new drug for MS just passed stage 1 clinical trial... could be ur dream come true codyey

link?

[always stevey]

I always love the sweet, somber acoustic shit they put on these awareness videos.

[Camoron]

:smug:

[blumpkin blownuts]

na is a cult ruby and i dont think maytag pays much for a "footbone's connected to the leg bone" type programming job i always thouhgt engineering just means you were good as fuck at geometry and other maths and machining or construction

there's a pretty big difference between coding and software engineering
and after 6-12 months i'll be on the hardware side as a firmware engineer

[blumpkin blownuts]

how long until you're fired like you were from your last job?

i wasn't fired from my last job, they held it for me while i was in the psych hospital & rehab and i went back to it for 2 weeks before i faked a non-work-related injury so i could quit without looking like an asshole. because that job was fucking miserable

[macpro]

i'm proud of you bob.

[Autistic Spectrum]

my career is fucking hot chicks/getting drunk everyday,

[Cody]

my career is fucking the same chick/getting drunk everyday, and beating the kids

edited for accuracy

[Plug Drugs]

my career is getting blasted so i dont care until i'm at an age where i'm no longer being pitched shit minimum wage jobs

[Camoron]

a new drug for MS just passed stage 1 clinical trial... could be ur dream come true codyey

proof that doli is a good person

[Plug Drugs]

i think maybe when i was 16 and tried selling my soul to the devil, it actually worked which explains why everyone tells me i look 17 max because i'm now one of the undead and havent aged a day since selling my soul. But if i just dont shave for a week people tell me i look like i'm 30. i cant win

[Camoron]

you do not look like a 17 year old plug drugs.

[Plug Drugs]

ive gotten elvis, chris farley, middle aged dike, and jonah hill from you assholes so i dont even know what to think of my appearaqnce, and people irl are too nice to be honest

[maks]

my career is getting blasted so i dont care until i'm at an age where i'm no longer being pitched shit minimum wage jobs

that's not an age dumbass it's a level of experience and you're never going to get there

[maks]

ive gotten elvis, chris farley, middle aged dike, and jonah hill from you assholes so i dont even know what to think of my appearaqnce, and people irl are too nice to be honest

fat fuck. you're a fat fuck.

[Plug Drugs]

when you look in a mirror you dont really ever see yourself, you just see what you want to see, you never get an off-angle and see what you really look like

[always stevey]

fat fuck. you're a fat fuck.

[Camoron]

youre nothing like chris farley. chris farley was funny

[Camoron]

you will probably die of an overdose though so you have that in common

[Plug Drugs]

that's not an age dumbass it's a level of experience and you're never going to get there

old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.

[Plug Drugs]

i'm not even that fat stop picking on me =(

[Gentleman Doli]

old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.

ya, uve got it all figured out, tahts why your literally a person who pushes carts around in the walmart

[always stevey]

Chris Farley is dead. lol

[Camoron]

old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.

why dont you shave and cut your hair instead of whining about social customs

[Plug Drugs]

why dont you shave and cut your hair instead of whining about social customs
ive had a buzz cut since i was 16, i started growing out my hair last august. people were always confusing me for being in the military and i didnt want to give off that kind of vibe. i think fashion is stupid, i do nothing to my hair. i wet it down in the shower and just let it do whatever, maybe fix it in a mirror once in a while

[Plug Drugs]

i never cut it, i wont cut it again til its like hanging down in my eyes and i just shave it off. every time ive let a female cut my hair they try turning me into a faggot, and guy barbers dont know what to do with my thick hair

[Plug Drugs]

why dont you shave and cut your hair instead of whining about social customs
guys really cant win; they either end up looking like:
- a faggot
- a mamas boy
- in the military
- a stoner who doesnt give a shit
i kind of go with the latter since thats sort of what i am

[UofLCardfan08]

not that kind
i'll be programming stoves dishwashers and range ovens


engineer elz a third world hearing aid, his handicap is taking a huge toll on his family and neighbors

congrats on the job!

[Plug Drugs]

not that i have anything against fags, i enjoy sucking the occasional cock (who doesnt?) but i just dont want to care about my appearance that much to spruce things up

[Plug Drugs]

engineer elz a third world hearing aid, his handicap is taking a huge toll on his family and neighbors

congrats on the job!
please stay tailored to the current subject at hand, we're talking about my hair and how beautiful it is

[always stevey]

You're not going to get hired anyway with that kind of attitude.

[Camoron]

jesus christ quote my post again pelase

[Plug Drugs]

only at places which recognize my dedication to legitimate work and dont believe in scamming the fuck out of people

[always stevey]

jesus christ quote my post again pelase

[always stevey]

only at places which recognize my dedication to legitimate work and dont believe in scamming the fuck out of people

Businesses won't hire you on your terms. You're not on that level.

[Plug Drugs]

Businesses won't hire you on your terms. You're not on that level.

i just need to get really good at one thing and do a few magic tricks that no one knows how its done and the employrers applaud like the big dumb imbeciles that they are

[Plug Drugs]

arrff aarffff *walrus clapping*

[Plug Drugs]

jesus christ quote my post again pelase

what

[Camoron]

Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.

[UofLCardfan08]

The next application Mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig fills out will be crying for social security

...drug addled trailer trash for life...

[always stevey]

Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.

XD

[UofLCardfan08]

Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Camoron again.

truth

[Gentleman Doli]

Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.

Hello.

[Gentleman Doli]

Hello.

Greetings.

[Plug Drugs]

im sorry did i offend all your dim uneducated lifestyles??

[always stevey]

You ought not to be calling anyone's lifestyle dim.

[Plug Drugs]

youll see im gonna be a fucking doctor one day :angry: because im not going to knock a girl up or get in debt and enslave myself like a dumbshit

[Camoron]

no you offend my intelligent college educated lifestyle

[always stevey]

It's costs money and time to become a doctor. You have neither.

[always stevey]

no you offend my intelligent college educated lifestyle

[Camoron]

youll see im gonna be a fucking doctor one day :angry: because im not going to knock a girl up or get in debt and enslave myself like a dumbshit

have fun not getting into debt and being a doctor somehow

not a lot of doctors out there who dont go to medical school, i believe thats called fraud

[Plug Drugs]

You ought not to be calling anyone's lifestyle dim.

my life is lively with opportunity and choices

[always stevey]

my life is lively with opportunity and choices

Your life is lively with hardship and escape from reality.

[Plug Drugs]

It's costs money and time to become a doctor. You have neither.

ive shaken doctors up with what i know, they literally dont know shit about their own profession. Surgeons are about the only doctors who know have a decent clue what theyre doing, and even a lot of them, fuck up, often.

[Plug Drugs]

im gonna be a doctor, you wait and see, youll ALL see :angry:

[macpro]

be a stripper like Gloria.

[always stevey]

be a stripper like Gloria.

now i know for sure you're bill Carson. lol

[always stevey]

How is that stupid cunt, Iggy?

[macpro]

Maddy left. She didn't like my niqqa meme.

[maks]

old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.

I've seen a thousand old people working as baggers or cashiers or greeters at walmart so I'm not sure just what the fuck you're talking about right now

[Cody]

old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.

http://mybandmarket.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/brooks-was-here..jpg

[always stevey]

shudddup codyloot

[Cody]

i have ob's penis

:orly:

[always stevey]

do i fit in yet?

ya

[Cody]

sir please stop sticking your finger in my asshole every time you thread a bill in my t back

[always stevey]

WATS A TBACK? A KIND OF STEAK?

[always stevey]

OH THE CALL THEM CHONIES AND G-STRINGS THIS DAY IN AGE

[Cody]

WATS A TBACK? A KIND OF STEAK?


OH THE CALL THEM CHONIES AND G-STRINGS THIS DAY IN AGE

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B91JelVaoTY/UBsyFrfn6DI/AAAAAAAAEQQ/aS0bryfp1Fo/s1600/archie+bunker.jpg

[jon]

plug drugs literally no experience of the outside world despite going into it regularly to buy cigarettes; the drug-addled thoughts dampen sensory input and impair the ability to form memories of late-age grocery baggers and register jockeys

[Gentleman Doli]

ive shaken doctors up with what i know, they literally dont know shit about their own profession. Surgeons are about the only doctors who know have a decent clue what theyre doing, and even a lot of them, fuck up, often.

this is a bad opinion

[Gentleman Doli]

also youre not going to be a doctor. lol. thank god for that

[maks]

plug drugs literally no experience of the outside world despite going into it regularly to buy cigarettes; the drug-addled thoughts dampen sensory input and impair the ability to form memories of late-age grocery baggers and register jockeys

"I do drugs that totally qualifies me to be a doctor with no other education"

[m0nde]

i wasn't fired from my last job, they held it for me while i was in the psych hospital & rehab and i went back to it for 2 weeks before i faked a non-work-related injury so i could quit without looking like an asshole. because that job was fucking miserableso how long until the same outcome with this job?

[m0nde]

plug drugs literally no experience of the outside world despite going into it regularly to buy cigarettes; the drug-addled thoughts dampen sensory input and impair the ability to form memories of late-age grocery baggers and register jockeysi'm surprised he hasn't asked veritechryan to mentor him

[Cody]

"I do drugs that totally qualifies me to be a doctor with no other education"

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkd25ibmRS1qj70oko1_250.gif