POST ITT EVERY TIME YOU GIVE A WOMAN 10 YEARS OLDER THAN YOUTHE "BEST ORGASM OF MY LIFE" USING YOUR TONGUE AND FINGER

[timmy]

:quagmire:

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

think I'd rather get a bj from a 19 year old

[maks]

think I'd rather get a bj from a 19 year old

[timmy]

THE IDEA IS THAT SHES IN HER EARLY 30S AND I, LE BARRYMEISTER, GAVE HER AN ORGASMOF A LIFESTIME

[jon]

think I'd rather get a bj from a 19 year old

[Cody]

barry i do this all the time its not worth making threads about

[macpro]

barry i do this all the time with my sixty year old wife. its not worth making threads about

[Gentleman Doli]

THE IDEA IS THAT SHES IN HER EARLY 30S AND I, LE BARRYMEISTER, GAVE HER AN ORGASMOF A LIFESTIME

Monsieur!

[Gentleman Doli]

barry i do this all the time its not worth making threads about

when tim talks abot it its ok, when your talk about it u neeed 2 get teh fuck out forever lmao

[StompleB]

http://i.imgur.com/dAiiR0j.gif

[rubycalaber]

well I gave a woman 500 years older than me my blood last night (in my dreams) and she seemed to quite enjoy it

[Gentleman Doli]

well I gave a woman 500 years older than me my blood last night (in my dreams) and she seemed to quite enjoy it

Fail.

[Gentleman Doli]

Tim and Lisa are making a NEDM baby

[m0nde]

it was only a matter of time

[always stevey]

Monde makes women cum with his shocking good looks. lol

[m0nde]

shovel on the praise

[always stevey]

Monde is go for lunch. XD

[m0nde]

wild horsefaces couldn't drag me away from you

[always stevey]

lol I'm sure a bucket of greasy fried chicken could tear you away from me with ease.

[rubycalaber]

m0nde calling a woman ugly, that's rich(y)

[rubycalaber]

or whatever your ex-wifes last name is basically fuck you you brown piece of shit

[always stevey]

It's only a bit of friendly banter. Monde is beautiful inside and out...

[macpro]

http://i.imgur.com/rjEj4p6.jpg

[rubycalaber]

I cant handlie the bantz

[macpro]

Ruby, I had my burger today.

[always stevey]

http://i.imgur.com/rjEj4p6.jpg

You're like a white version of Monde, lol.

[macpro]

m0nde was in love with me not just a few months ago. didn't know I have a cock.

[always stevey]

http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7e3/823008747_1309249.gif

Good ol' Bill Carson, aka Marco, aka Lexi, aka Macpro.

He calls me Gloria which is a alias from Reject Haven, thus proving he's Bill.

[macpro]

we heard that all already. would you tongue my hole for a hundred bucks in the champagne room?

[rubycalaber]

Ruby, I had my burger today.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xqA92rqGux

[always stevey]

http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7e3/823008747_1309249.gif

Good ol' Bill Carson, aka Marco, aka Lexi, aka Macpro.

He calls me Gloria which is a alias from Reject Haven, thus proving he's Bill.


No Bill. Not for a million dollars lol. I'd need cymbalta to get thru the ptsd of
something as harrowing as being sexually involved with you.

[rootbeer]

No Bill. Not for a million dollars lol. I'd need cymbalta to get thru the ptsd of
something as harrowing as being sexually involved with you.

i took 15 cymbalta before and nothing happened is that bad?
also thread fucking sucks barry post some pictures or stfu

[rootbeer]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xqA92rqGux

i felt like you really meant if for some reason

[macpro]

I'll just cut a hole in the bag over your head. I promise I'll wipe real good.

[always stevey]

i took 15 cymbalta before and nothing happened is that bad?
also thread fucking sucks barry post some pictures or stfu

Rootbeer has mental issues?

[always stevey]

I'll just cut a hole in the bag over your head. I promise I'll wipe real good.

Not gonna happen, hun. :)

[rootbeer]

Rootbeer has mental issues?

im so MENTAL right now :twisted: HEHEHEEEEE

[always stevey]

Not to be mean or anything but that kinda explains your unhealthy obsession with rep.

[rootbeer]

Not to be mean or anything but that kinda explains your unhealthy obsession with rep.

when i took all those pills it flipped some switch in my brain that controls feelings about rep

[always stevey]

Drugs and alcohol are great scrapgoats.

[rubycalaber]

I love america and I wish I could burg every day

[Gentleman Doli]

i took 15 cymbalta before and nothing happened is that bad?
also thread fucking sucks barry post some pictures or stfu

frankly, no one knows. there have been no studies done on safety of cymbalta over 120 mg but what we do know is it confers no additional benefits compared to ordinary dosages and its probably bad for you.

[always stevey]

Why rootbeer think that was gonna make him high? He should have taken 15 bars of xanax. That'll get him fucked up.

[rootbeer]

i do a lot of stupid things

[Gentleman Doli]

Cymbalta is first line therapy for fibromyalgia so it gets prescribed a lot and is really easy to get since fibromyalgia is used by a lot of horrible doctors as an diagnosis of exclusion (i.e., they have no idea whats wrong with you). I bet Plug Drugs has pretended to have fibromyalgia like 10 times

[macpro]

rooty is a secret wolf boy. he hunts small animals in the dead of night.

[timmy]

Yeah Lisa told me you two met up.

THIS WOMAN ACTUALLY HAD A JOB AND WAS ATTRACTIVE;; IT WASNT LISA:tup:

[rootbeer]

THIS WOMAN ACTUALLY HAD A JOB AND WAS ATTRACTIVE;; IT WASNT LISA:tup:
post pictures faggot

[always stevey]

i take a hitta da wet and den i blast away to another forum.

[Cody]

I love america and I wish I could sperg every day

[rubycalaber]

Cody trying to fit in. Try and fit into a woodchipper feet first.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

[Gentleman Doli]

Cody trying to fit in. Try and fit into a woodchipper feet first.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

lmao

[Gentleman Doli]

wow, an actualy funy ruby post... who wouldve thoght

[Cody]

ruby hiding his rustled jimmies behind a woman

[juji]

Someone make Alienware sig to destroy Ruby's life

[Cody]

Someone make Alienware sig to destroy Ruby's life

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/profile01/126/db5c9656b0cb4252bccbf45bbeb5a61b/p.jpg

[juji]

That's not correct, everyone knows how to make sig, do you?

[Garfield]

did lisa cry and scream no the whole time barry?

[Cody]

That's not correct, everyone knows how to make sig, do you?

no i do not understand this magicks your demon boxes beholden unto them what knows how to do that

[Garfield]

no i do not understand this magicks your demon boxes beholden unto them what knows how to do that

SHUT UP I HATE YOU

[rubycalaber]

ruby hiding his rustled jimmies behind a woman

I am a cybernetic organism. I do not have a gender. Not surprising you cannot identify a real woman. Just look at what you are married to.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

[rubycalaber]

Someone make Alienware sig to destroy Ruby's life

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/DSC01689.jpg~original
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/bluescreeningkristanna_zps5bfbbf19.jpg~original

[rubycalaber]

jesus, I really need a new computer

[Autistic Spectrum]

cody's grandma

[Cody]

cody's grandma wife

[Camoron]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/DSC01689.jpg~original
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/bluescreeningkristanna_zps5bfbbf19.jpg~original

this happens literally once an hour whenever we play dayz

[m0nde]

i told him what's causing that
he could just as easily looked up the stop code himself on google
but he loves playing the helpless retard

[Cody]

surprised his mom hasnt hired teh geek skwad

[timmy]

just hire a house painter for the lolz

[timmy]

lmao house painting, good old lolz

[Cody]

barry literally jealous of me because i make more money

[m0nde]

lmao house painting, good old lolzif cody painted ruby's house, i'd boost his rep
:naughty: if you know what i mean

[m0nde]

barry literally jealous of me because i make more moneybarryshithead lives in a gigantic compound with his wealthy family in wollongong. this has been verified by lisa who despises him for (in her opinion) leeching off his family. she finally gave in and let timmy slam his crooked penis into her dirty methhead vag recently.

[Garfield]

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[m0nde]

garfield, don't you wish you lived near wallongong so you could get some of that sweet psycho methhead pussy?

[Cody]

barryshithead lives in a gigantic compound with his wealthy family in wollongong. this has been verified by lisa who despises him for (in her opinion) leeching off his family. she finally gave in and let timmy slam his crooked penis into her dirty methhead vag recently.

lol i never saw the threads from this event

[m0nde]

that's lisa the welfare methhead's take on barryshithead's life
and if you disagree with her, whooo watch out!

[Camoron]

barryshithead lives in a gigantic compound with his wealthy family in wollongong. this has been verified by lisa who despises him for (in her opinion) leeching off his family. she finally gave in and let timmy slam his crooked penis into her dirty methhead vag recently.

He lives on a farm in a beautiful hilly valley the locals affectionately call Tim's Hole

[Cody]

that's lisa the welfare methhead's take on barryshithead's life
and if you disagree with her, whooo watch out!

well yeah but she lives in a efficiency or something so anything from a double wide on up is a mansion to her

[rootbeer]

He lives on a farm in a beautiful hilly valley the locals affectionately call Tim's Hole

tim's hole the musical coming this summer to a community arts center near you

[m0nde]

it's refered to as the abreu family compound
he's one of the prestigious wollongong abreaus

[Cody]

tims sweet sixteen car gift from his dad:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_mar2008/RedneckTank.jpg

bloody roos

[m0nde]

cody steals images from joe-ks.com
:shrug:

[Garfield]

i want that abo hole.

[Cody]

cody steals images from joe-ks.com
:shrug:

damned aussies are stealing our confederate heritage and putting crocodiles on bogan shirts

http://www.tshirt-reviews.com/images/ups/Cross-Line-Yard-Dog--T-Shirt--Redneck-Tshirts-A9429A-md.jpg

[StompleB]

http://i.imgur.com/W0ynij7.jpg

cody how do you get this kind of gig?

[m0nde]

on a side-note, i wonder how much neg-rep cody's going to receive for that awkward post :scared:

[StompleB]

I wonder how much he's not going to receive from people who are cringing too hard.

[Cody]

http://i.imgur.com/W0ynij7.jpg

cody how do you get this kind of gig?

you lie and say youre conducting tryouts for movie extras

[Garfield]

cody i need help removing the pop corn off my ceiling whats te best way to do it without getting plaster all over my condo?

[Garfield]

also can i just retexture over the wall/paint as well or do i have to scrape that off too?

[Cody]

depends, if its never been painted you may be able to wet the popcorn ceiling down a little and scrape it off but really the easiest way to do it is take everything out the room and put down 4mil plastic over the floor then paint the ceiling with flat paint and after that dries then skim coat it with mud and reapply your popcorn.

[Cody]

but honestly its not much more expensive to just tear out the old plaster, and put up some sheet rock, then you dont need popcorn because theres nothing to hide anymore

[Garfield]

i dont want popcorn anyore i want to update everything to a flat finish and add crown molding, i looking to sell it for soething bigger

[Garfield]

im just afrid if i wet the popcorn and scrape it off ill mess up the original dry wall

[m0nde]

stop wastig your time and just get a mexican to do it

[Autistic Spectrum]

doing drywall sucks don't take it down unless you have too,

[Cody]

well if the ceilings are plaster and popcorned but never painted chances are the plaster underneath is painted which seals it from moisture so you can use a floor scraper after using a garden sprayer to soak an area of the ceiling and it should all come off but whatever they were hiding with the popcorn will still be there.

if the ceiling is already drywall youre literally better off just replacing it its cheaper if you can tear it out and finish it yourself. paying someone else to hang the ceiling for you is probably safer than hanging it alone though and will actually save you a few bucks. even if the popcorn hasnt been painted youre looking at soaked drywall and then paying someone to skim it all after you dig it all to hell scraping the popcorn off.

[m0nde]

this expertise should be copied to cody.txt

[Garfield]

how much do you chargefor a job like this, the whole condos prob only 600 sq ft

[Garfield]

also can i put laminate down over travertine?

[Garfield]

change codys name to "my lowes"

[Cody]

how much do you chargefor a job like this, the whole condos prob only 600 sq ft

i dont, i have a guy i use for all my drywall and hes white and redneck and fast as fuck and cheap

[m0nde]

cody, do you ever have trouble competing with mexicans from home depot?

[Garfield]

did they tookUR JOOBS????

[Cody]

also can i put laminate down over travertine?

if you want to be really lazy you can use floor leveler over it and then glue down lauan plywood so your glue can make a good bond then youre home free.

[Garfield]

cody i have always said you are a terrible poster but you are a great friend, i will add you to my steam

[Cody]

cody, do you ever have trouble competing with mexicans from home depot?

not around here no, theres a niche of people who prefer their hired help to be the same color or at least speak the same language so im safe around here, for now

[Cody]

cody i have always said you are a terrible poster but you are a great friend, i will add you to my steam
theres the right way, the cheap right way, and the fuck it its my house way.

what you get from me depends what you ask for.

[m0nde]

is that why you moved over there? i mean, would you be redundant anywhere else? or is your level of expertise far above that of the average mexican day laborer?

[Cody]

is that why you moved over there? i mean, would you be redundant anywhere else? or is your level of expertise far above that of the average mexican day laborer?

i know enough to run a crew of mexicans but i dont know everything

[Camoron]

ytmnsfw: housepainting chat, house renovation chat, and garfields condo, all found in a theread about giving a 40 year old woman a screaming orgasm

[m0nde]

ytmnsfw: housepainting chat, house renovation chat, and garfields condo, all found in a theread about giving a 40 year old woman a screaming orgasmdo you think cag could use her face to apply spackle?

[Camoron]

why would you want to make people feel bad about themselves on the internet?

[Cody]

why would you want to make people feel bad about themselves on the internet?

i dont know, ask doli

[m0nde]

feeling bad because of posts on a gay nigger dick troll forum

[Camoron]

words hurt. just a general question, not directed at any fat unfunny brown people in particular.

[m0nde]

camoron, you know, that chick left you less fun
i hope you find a michigan chick really soon

[Camoron]

your and idiot

[Camoron]

check steam

[m0nde]

check steamCamoron: ive never larped

[rootbeer]

check steam bro

[m0nde]

i added you
check steamrep.com, bro

[m0nde]

http://steamrep.com/search?q=rootbeer

http://gyazo.com/af4cf55264c9b206158aca28c8a5f581.png

[m0nde]

:( banned for rep boosting on steamrep.com

[juji]

barry literally jealous of me because i make more money

Bullshit, I make more money than yours

[Cody]

Bullshit, I make more money than yours

elz alt confirmed as barry

[always stevey]

everyone makes more money than Cody. even Lisa.

[Cody]

everyone makes more money than Cody. even Lisa.

however she gets her money its stealing

[m0nde]

welfare is not stealing

[Plug Drugs]

barry, every girl at any age is going to tell you that you just gave her the best orgasm of her life

[rubycalaber]

^Currently experiencing the human emotion of jealousy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/keithinatorbf.gif

[Cody]

welfare is not stealing

it is if youre capable of sweeping floors and lisa can sweep floors if she can suck dicks behind hungry jack's

[Plug Drugs]

no i'm not, wait.. i dont.. think.. so

[m0nde]

it is if youre capable of sweeping floors and lisa can sweep floors if she can suck dicks behind hungry jack'slisa, steff, plugdrugs
they're all entitled to a little bit of help

[Plug Drugs]

no i dont think i am, i just know tim and can easily picture some girl faking an orgasm and him believing her when she says "that was the best orgasm of my life"

[rubycalaber]

Just because you make up stories about having threesomes does not mean that everyone else lies about their sexual experiences.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/keithinatorbf.gif

[Cody]

lisa, steff, plugdrugs
they're all entitled to a little bit of help

see its that god damned sense of entitlement faggots like you are giving people that makes white people shoot up schools

[rubycalaber]

no that'd be MKULTRA

[Plug Drugs]

uggh fuck it believe what you want

[m0nde]

see its that god damned sense of entitlement faggots like you are giving people that makes white people shoot up schoolshttp://bit.ly/11DNwQ2

[rubycalaber]

uggh fuck it believe what you want

I believe you have been owned. Which is what happens when you doubt pussy maestro Barry.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/keithinatorbf.gif

[m0nde]

keith would never let barry near pussy...

[rubycalaber]

Barry and I have an open relationship.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/keithinatorbf.gif

[m0nde]

as open as tim's hole allows, i suppose

[maks]

http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/06/24/barryestabrook_sq-5005768720629449e525cfd9e6e106baad929546.jpg?s=6