Going down to CT tomorrow to buy a chainsaw from a craigslist ad

[skrizach]

Is it from one of you sperg lords?

[m0nde]

don't they provide those things to you rangers?

[skrizach]

don't they provide those things to you rangers?

yeah when I'm at work, but not for my personal use.

[m0nde]

they won't notice if you take one home and bring it back

[Cody]

youll save so much in gas...

[skrizach]

they won't notice if you take one home and bring it back

a) they probably would

b) even if they didn't I wouldn't do it. that's corrupt and bullshit, and a waste of state funds and resources. attitudes like that are shitty and complicit in fraud.

[m0nde]

you're going to bring it back
it's not theft
you would use your own gas

[macpro]

m0nde prolly works in a place where they teach how to sucker customers into services they don't need. God Damn Canadians.

[m0nde]

so there's no question of taking that old as fuck looking truck out for joy ride

[skrizach]

scenario:
large thunderstorm and heavy winds, lots of trees down all over the state, I get a phone call and I'm getting called in to work to help open roads for emergency services.
Shit, I can't get anywhere because there's a tree down on my street.
Good thing I have my own chainsaw in personal vehicle and can cut myself out.

[m0nde]

you're going to cut yourself out of your own vehicle?

[Cody]

scenario:
large thunderstorm and heavy winds, lots of trees down all over the state, I get a phone call and I'm getting called in to work to help open roads for emergency services.
Shit, I can't get anywhere because there's a tree down on my street.
Good thing I have my own chainsaw in personal vehicle and can cut myself out.

scenario: buy one in the same state it costs less in gas and saves money overall in the end

[rubycalaber]

scenario: jews did 9/11

[m0nde]

i think skrizach would grab that chainsaw and jump in that truck as soon as the zombies come out of the woods

[skrizach]

scenario: buy one in the same state it costs less in gas and saves money overall in the end

oddly enough no one in my state is selling the kind of chainsaw I want.
there's a guy in CT that repairs chainsaws for a logging company and in his off time buys up saws, fixes em, and sells em.

[the president of sex]

scenario: jews did 9/11

what do you mean scenario

[Cody]

oddly enough no one in my state is selling the kind of chainsaw I want.
there's a guy in CT that repairs chainsaws for a logging company and in his off time buys up saws, fixes em, and sells em.

McCullough?

[skrizach]

gonna get a stihl or a husqvarna.
Those are ones that I can work on myself, so clearly that's what I'm going to get.

[lnopia the great]

amen

[Cody]

gonna get a stihl or a husqvarna.
Those are ones that I can work on myself, so clearly that's what I'm going to get.

well then just nevermind lol you dont know shit about chainsaws

[m0nde]

he's not interested in painting a chainsaw

[m0nde]

just clarifying

[Cody]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRqJ9OhHPhQ

all youll ever need in a car

[m0nde]

:) eager beaver

[macpro]

this is a manly thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

[Cody]

kill the lizard!

[skrizach]

well then just nevermind lol you dont know shit about chainsaws

yeah you're right the guy who was the crew boss for a falling crew and in charge of field maintenance and repair on a fleet of chainsaws doesn't know shit about them.

[skrizach]

well then just nevermind lol you dont know shit about chainsaws

also LMAO I just looked at the McCulloch website. They only make 4 chainsaws and their most powerful one is 45.7cc/2.7 hp and you're telling me that I don't know shit about chainsaws?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i carry my chainsaw whereever i go, they call me letather face roudn these parts

[m0nde]

kill the lizard!:/ self-loathing

[m0nde]

i carry my chainsaw whereever i go, they call me letather face roudn these partsyes, yes they do

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/m0nde/ytmnd/drunkpuppies.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

MONDE'S LANDLORD WILL NOT LET HIM HAVE A CHAINSAW IN HIS STUDIO APT

[m0nde]

:D

[Cody]

also LMAO I just looked at the McCulloch website. They only make 4 chainsaws and their most powerful one is 45.7cc/2.7 hp and you're telling me that I don't know shit about chainsaws?

check reliability stats

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://winchbin.com/images/lewis-chainsaw-winch-product-photo.jpg
get a chain saw winch, so fucking baller

[Cody]

dp is the ruprate of DIY guys

[skrizach]

check reliability stats

Is there a website for that?
All I need to know is that I have rebuilt both Stihl and Husky saws from the carb up, and am highly experienced in their maintenance and repair.
You can use a homeowner saw if you like, but I'll stick to the professional models.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i need to find highway 6 by 6 guard rail, because i want to build an island in the lake bed in my back yard that i will have a zip line go out too from my second story deck over the water and onto the island, but the lake freezes in the winter so i need at least 6 by 6 steel posts so i don't have to take it out ever and would never have to replace like wood pileings, seems they don't sell fucking highway garud rail anywhere, yet i see it all around me on the highway

[Autistic Spectrum]

seems like they want me to steal a bunch of guardrail late at night, because i sure as shit can't go to the highway store to buy it

[skrizach]

seems like they want me to steal a bunch of guardrail late at night, because i sure as shit can't go to the highway store to buy it

You can probably buy it online somewhere.

[m0nde]

dp, use google: http://www.gsihighway.com/guardrail.htm

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya shipping would be way 2 much, and i only find the flat rail i need those big fuckers, they always replace miles and miles of it too so the used stuff has to go somewhere

[Autistic Spectrum]

6 BY 6, not flat rail and local, that shit weights as much as 20 stevys

new not galvanized is like 20 bucks a foot, they i would have to hot dip it ya fuck that,

[Gentleman Doli]

i shot m0nde in toronto just to watch him die, and also 2 save teh life of the litles kids traped in his basement, helples, crying for release

[Cody]

6 BY 6, not flat rail and local, that shit weights as much as 20 stevys

new not galvanized is like 20 bucks a foot, they i would have to hot dip it ya fuck that,

try hardscape search on amazon then get amazon prime, free shipping yo

[skrizach]

well then just nevermind lol you dont know shit about chainsaws

sorry but I'm still loling over this

[m0nde]

try hardscape search on amazon then get amazon prime, free shipping yo:think:

[skrizach]

I ended up getting a Stihl 290. Compare that to your precious McCulloch, Cody.



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[Autistic Spectrum]

still did not find any used 6 by 6 steal posts,,,,, and a huge fucking storm hit my dock today and i had to pull out 3 peices, igod dammmit

[Cody]

I ended up getting a Stihl 290. Compare that to your precious McCulloch, Cody.



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god damned ok you win

[Autistic Spectrum]

learn how to juggle chainsaws then maybe skiz, you can be a chainsaw master like me

[Cody]

god damned ok you win

youre also really fucking good looking, no troll.

[Autistic Spectrum]

pretty sure this is gonna end up with both of you having a naked chainsaw fight

[Cody]

pretty sure this is gonna end up with both of you having a naked chainsaw fight

:edgy:

im in

[skrizach]

youre also really fucking good looking, no troll.

Don't compliment me, I'll get a big head and thrive on attention and never leave.


JK I'm not Ramen.

[macpro]

m god I love chainsaws and the smell of fresh cut walnut.

[Cody]

Don't compliment me, I'll get a big head and thrive on attention and never leave.


JK I'm not Ramen.

that slab of trunk you got, white oak?

[Gentleman Doli]

that slab of trunk you got, white oak?

No, its called a penis cody.

[skrizach]

that slab of trunk you got, white oak?

That's Ponderosa Pine, actually.

[Cody]

No, its called a penis cody.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/264394_915533811084_3785179_n.jpg

thats one hell of a chode

[Cody]

That's Ponderosa Pine, actually.

the biggest trees i ever cut were red oaks close to that size but not quite as big. really wet wood, easy splitting, hot fire.

[skrizach]

the biggest trees i ever cut were red oaks close to that size but not quite as big. really wet wood, easy splitting, hot fire.

This MAY be the largest tree I've ever cut, not tallest, but largest diameter:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/298530_980023523184_986251557_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/393265_980024805614_711686024_n.jpg

[juji]

StompleB doesnt approve these pics

[skrizach]

Sure he does, he kills plants all the time.

[juji]

You're right, ironically

[juji]

If he's a vegan pedophile, he would suck baby carrots

[maks]

That's me, I'm selling a chainsaw on craigslist

[m0nde]

did you put skrizach into the woodchipper when he came by?

[maks]

No, skrizach rules and I'm pretty confident he could kick the shit out of me if I tried

[skrizach]

That's me, I'm selling a chainsaw on craigslist

I bought that chainsaw from you, it was nice to meet you IRL finally

[maks]

I think selling chainsaws to posters may be a nice new career for me I've had enough of fucking computers

[macpro]

http://i.imgur.com/J7psieT.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

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