i challenge any of you fuckers to chess

[Plug Drugs]

bring it bitch
http://chessgam.es/5TnExIO

[always stevey]

i hate chess.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag and critical thinking, ya right try again buddy,

[rubycalaber]

theres literally a girls sexy feet in the background

oh god now its some titties

[rootbeer]

i wanna play :)

[rubycalaber]

timers going down gives me the urge to type 4 8 15 16 23 42

[rubycalaber]

plug drugs hoovering up pawns pac man style aww shit

[rubycalaber]

plug drugs lost on time, just like how his time will run out of time irl when he dies from taking too many drugs

[Plug Drugs]

wtf "white lost on time"
sorry didnt know there was a fucking time limit,
i was gonna have you checkmated in less than 3 turns though :smug:

[rootbeer]

make a new one i will play

[Gentleman Doli]

I challenge any of you fuckers to suck my dick and make it cum.

[the president of sex]

http://chessgam.es/1dX3ziK

[Plug Drugs]

i was a dumbass for letting you get my queen though, didnt really matter though since i was ahead on pieces the entire match

[rubycalaber]

sorry didnt know there was a fucking time limit

:bs:
didnt notice the bright yellow numbers next to your name ticking down?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/BullshitBull.jpg

[juji]

It seems "fag" won

I challenge any of you faggots

[macpro]

I challenge butt plugs to OD. at Walmart.

[rubycalaber]

president of chess lol


rootbeer! deploy your bettles to knock over his pieces!

[Camoron]

lol a win is a win, i forgot the rules of chess and forgot kings could take pieces lmao so i sent my queen in really early to checkmate you and you killed my queen with your king and i was like oh fuck

[Gentleman Doli]

A win is an epic win

[Autistic Spectrum]

checkers now there's a game for the thinking man

[Camoron]

It seems "fag" won

I challenge any of you faggots

indeed a fag did win

[Camoron]

a fag was going to win either way

[Camoron]

after i lost my queen my strategy became to simply run out plugdrugs clock

[rubycalaber]

you killed my queen with your king

fucking sexism! chess supports male on female violence!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/09katesig.gif~original

[juji]

lol president of chess is stupid as fuck

[rubycalaber]

First One To Lose Your Queen Loses: The Game

[rubycalaber]

/r/ing queen gets nerfed, unbalanced shit gameplay tbh

[juji]

http://chessgam.es/7aclH9m

[rootbeer]

gg president

[the president of sex]

lol president of chess is stupid as fuck

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/439516/rootbeerchess.jpg

[Plug Drugs]

oh shit president of sex won
you guys are taking out your rooks way too early, they're only practical offensive pieces end-game

[the president of sex]

i was on the phone the entire match

[Camoron]

oh very clever FAG way to use a name i already thought of very original, FAG is my name pal

[Plug Drugs]

a good way to endure the match if you dont really know what youre doing is to think of each piece as having a point value:
pawns are worth 1, knights and bishops are worth 3, rooks are worth 5, and queens are worth 9

[rubycalaber]

why doesnt the king just get on the horse and ride off the board? plot hole

[macpro]

don't you have carts to push?

[rubycalaber]

gripping match between elz and some retard who wont use their username where no ones moved yet

[the president of sex]

why doesnt the king just get on the horse and ride off the board? plot hole

sometimes he does

[juji]

Im back, I was AFK

[juji]

fag, wont you play? It's taking forever

[rubycalaber]

the counter hasnt even started

[juji]

Again http://chessgam.es/6WbbPqN anyone can challenge me

[rubycalaber]

lets go motherfucker :rockout:

[rubycalaber]

almost lost my queen oh god

[rubycalaber]

I c-cant handle this fucking time counting fosnwff down

[rubycalaber]

leave my fucking pony alone you brony hater

[rubycalaber]

1:31 to go time to go all out

[rubycalaber]

YOUR QUEEN IS GONNA BETRAY TO YOU BY A BAD REASON

[rubycalaber]

OH GOD BOTH RISKING OUR QUEENS

[rubycalaber]

GIRL ON GIRL ACTION

[rubycalaber]

HORSE ON HORSE VIOLENCE

[rubycalaber]

YOU FUCK9IMG HACKER YOU HACKED MY TIMER DOWN

[rubycalaber]

RIGHT THATS IT WE'RE GOING AGAIN YOU LITTLE SPIC MOTHERFUCKER

[Camoron]

you should have taken his pawn with your bishop then he couldnt have taken your knight brah

[rubycalaber]

I COULDNT TAKE THE FUCKING STRESS OF THE TIMER GOING DOWN IM USED TO TAKING AGES TO DO ANYTHING

[juji]

lmao, actually you will lose because the tower on right will arrive at your corner your king that can't escape but the time is out.

[juji]

I'm figuring out how to disable timer

[rubycalaber]

its ok the timer makes it extremely funny

[rubycalaber]

and otherwise I will literally take 5 minutes for each move

[juji]

Timer is off

http://chessgam.es/5S8sGkn

[Camoron]

its ok the timer makes it extremely funny
maybe you should stop posting on every turn lmao

[Camoron]

actually just stop posting in generla rofl

[rubycalaber]

alright lets see what you got lets see what you got *hops from foot to foot*

[rubycalaber]

maybe you should stop posting on every turn lmao

posting is how I power up

[Camoron]

dont hop around too much you will snap your scrawny manlet legs

[Camoron]

cant even clal you a manlet you're more like a boylet really

[rubycalaber]

thats it run from my queen like it's gush and shes gonna get ya

[Camoron]

run from it like funny posts run from this forum

[juji]

Nice TRY, QUEEN RUSH

[rubycalaber]

trollinator deal with this I'm in the middle of somethingggggg

[rubycalaber]

dont hop around too much you will snap your scrawny manlet legs

Maybe you should not be making reference to snapped legs.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

[rubycalaber]

GET YOUR FUCKING QUEEN AWAY FROM MY EME OHG MY FUCKIGN GOD

[Camoron]

Maybe you should not be making reference to snapped legs.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif
maybe you should not be using this old gimmick post referencing a show that was canceled 4 years ago :smug:

[rubycalaber]

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF LEAVE MY KING ALONE I DID REALLY GOOD GETTING MY QUEEN ON YIOUR SIDE FUCKGKK

[rubycalaber]

right thats it time to execute your faggot team one by one

[Gentleman Doli]

ruby has no idea what pop culture is even like any more, hes stuck in 2008 in perpetuity

[rubycalaber]

2008.......... when T:SCC was on........ creepy was on ANTM........... lost was still good..........ytmnsfw was still up............... god I wish it was 2008 again

[juji]

Damn you Trollinator, you're using CPU processing to defeat me

[Plug Drugs]

ruby move your pawn to b5

[rubycalaber]

you're trying to trap me you cheeky cunt

[Autistic Spectrum]

2008, man those where the good old days

[Plug Drugs]

RUBY

[rubycalaber]

ruby move your pawn to b5

IM BLACK YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKER

[rubycalaber]

fine we'll both lose bishops no skin off my ballbag m8

[rubycalaber]

off with your head you cheeky pawn prick

[rubycalaber]

are you trying to attack me with your king lmao

[Plug Drugs]

keep moving that pawn up B, youll either get another queen or at least kill his bishop

[rubycalaber]

I literally get the queen and king mixed up some times

[rubycalaber]

keep moving that pawn up B, youll either get another queen or at least kill his bishop

there doesnt seem to be castling in this game I literally dont trust the game to give me another queen

[rubycalaber]

pawns shouldnt be able to move two steps forward after the first few moves its fucking unbalanced fuck you

[Plug Drugs]

MOVE THE PAWN TO B2 NOW, YOULL GET 2 QUEENS BRO

[fanfare]

ruby is playing like magnus carlsen

[rubycalaber]

IM TRYING NOT TO LET HIM SWARM MY FUCKING KING THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[rubycalaber]

oh god fanfare is watching me :sweat:

[Plug Drugs]

yeah but what if it DID give you another queen

[rubycalaber]

hes literally tanking me with his king what the fuck do I do

[rubycalaber]

right thats it come here you big bastard, fuck the monarchy

[rubycalaber]

oh whats the matter king you scared bitch huh whats up bitch whats up

[rubycalaber]

thats right back the fuck up bitch

[juji]

I'm sure I will lose this match

[Plug Drugs]

i once beat magnus carlsen with nothing but a row of pawns and a single bishop

[rubycalaber]

leave my queen alopooooooooone

[fanfare]

i think magnus carlsen used to post here as vitafin

[rubycalaber]

my queen just bashed ur bishop lmao

[fanfare]

beautiful move black

[Plug Drugs]

GET YOUR KING OUT OF THEIR RUBY ITS A TRAP

[rubycalaber]

thats it clear the way royalty coming through

[fanfare]

Qg5 now

[rubycalaber]

GET YOUR KING OUT OF THEIR RUBY ITS A TRAP

http://cdn.instanttrap.com/trap.jpg

[rubycalaber]

come at my queen brah

[fanfare]

yesssssssssss

[fanfare]

resign white

[rubycalaber]

http://www.raywj.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/user_submission_image_full/user-submission/image.jpg

[rubycalaber]

thats right, bend over bitch, all the ladies are out of the way, just good old MAN RAPE NOW

[fanfare]

i cant believe how smart ruby is :heart:

[rubycalaber]

Just give up.

[fanfare]

Brutal

[rubycalaber]

you'll pay for that horse you sadistic fuck

[juji]

I lose

[fanfare]

good game

[rubycalaber]

OOOOOOOOOOH RESIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGNED

[juji]

But overall, we had a draw 1-1

[rootbeer]

ill play another if anyone wants to

[Plug Drugs]

ruby won, trying to find a yt video of a bunch of black people going "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[juji]

Ruby can share, he gets white side

[rubycalaber]

i cant believe how smart ruby is :heart:

thanks babe :kiss:


But overall, we had a draw 1-1

good game :handshake: I only won because the timer wasnt there lmao


Ruby can share, he gets white side

that was too exhausting I need a fucking break

[Plug Drugs]

couldnt find one, here's this instead
http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr148/Dabears5540/Fatboy_reacts.gif

[fanfare]

wanting to watch another game, anyone got a link?

[rootbeer]

ill play

[juji]

good game :handshake: I only won because the timer wasnt there lmao



that was too exhausting I need a fucking break


Good, but quicker defeats slower, I can wait when you're ready to challenge me at the ultimate final match

[fanfare]

violently refreshing waiting to see a new game:[

[blumpkin blownuts]

does it have voice chat? i want to hear ruby screaming in scottish about chess

[Camoron]

how embarrassing

[juji]

violently refreshing waiting to see a new game:[

http://chessgam.es/2z4f4H4

[fanfare]

no, but here's how i imagine it would go

White opens e4 e6

GO! go go go! Holy shit! holy shit omg nigger! holy shit nigger! fucking shit! kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Holy SHiet.

Nf3

Oh, OKay, go.. goo, nigger holy shit! Holy shit.. nigger holy shit!!!!! FUck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING shit, holy hell. Holy SHIT!

[fanfare]

lol i just wanted to WATCH i didnt wanna play! lol oh wel

[juji]

Fanfare challenged me

[juji]

Im sure no one wants to play, you would play once time

[juji]

First Kill: Bishop

[juji]

You just killed my bishop, nice revenge

[fanfare]

i hope this is a testament to the fact that i like you juji and i hope ttheres no animosity between us :]

[Plug Drugs]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[juji]

wow checkmate

[fanfare]

gg

[rootbeer]

someone make a gameee

[juji]

I underestimated you Fanfare, but you did a good job

[juji]

someone make a gameee

http://chessgam.es/hsVWQ5b

[rubycalaber]

holy shit nice work fanfare

send that queen operator right in there for a tactical insertion strike

[fanfare]

the beginning of the game was really sloppy :[ is rootbeer playing juji now?

[Plug Drugs]

holy shit nice work fanfare

send that queen operator right in there for a tactical insertion strike
elz's king got bin ladened

[rubycalaber]

yep, its neck and neck stuff

[rubycalaber]

elz's king got bin ladened

the technical term is "betrayed to by a bad reason" since it was a female assassin

[Plug Drugs]

(implying bin laden's death wasnt a fake)

[fanfare]

damn, its halfway into it!

[rubycalaber]

(implying bin laden's death wasnt a fake)

cia asset bin laden took his fake beard and turban off, switched the s to a b, forged a birth certificate and became the president

[rubycalaber]

dem fucking timers

BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BOOM BOOM BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BOOM BOOM BINSA BINSA BOULO

[maks]

what's with the dogs in the background

[rubycalaber]

its a beastiality site

[fanfare]

i think this chess site is a front for some terrorist shit. the background images must have stegnographic code embedded

[rubycalaber]

its like in mercury rising where its a test to find the most autistic kid on the internet so they can make him into a secret agent

[rubycalaber]

elz name went red there when he went into check and it was extremely stressful

[rubycalaber]

HOLUY SHIT, CAN A KING TAKE ANOTHER KING?! THIS IS SOME MEXICAN STAND OFF SHIT!
http://gyazo.com/c8e4dd99ae6987aef19b0a92cd6ab8b8.png

[fanfare]

thats the queen ruby lol

[rootbeer]

i think it froze im not even bullshitting LOL

[fanfare]

try and refresh rootbeer

[rootbeer]

i keep refreshing it wont let me move my rook forward

[rubycalaber]

thats the queen ruby lol

aww jeez :facepalm:

I did warn you


I literally get the queen and king mixed up some times

[fanfare]

or, is it 'frozen' because you need to move your king.

[rootbeer]

FUCK IT UNFROZE UN THE WRONG MOVE

[rootbeer]

fix your game

[fanfare]

aww jeez :facepalm:


deifnitely th emost adorable thing ive ever seen on ytmnsfw :heart:

[rubycalaber]

oh god the timers still going down

*siren from the swan station starts up* :siren:

[rootbeer]

gg elz u win

[rubycalaber]

deifnitely th emost adorable thing ive ever seen on ytmnsfw :heart:

:love:


gg elz u win

he hacked you lmao

[maks]

i think this chess site is a front for some terrorist shit. the background images must have stegnographic code embedded

:bigdog:

[rootbeer]

he hacked you lmao
for real lol i couldnt move my dude

[rubycalaber]

it says your time is 00.00 but it hasnt declared a winner

I guess you cracked the terrorist code

[rubycalaber]

there we go

[rootbeer]

that site is pretty fun gj plug drugs

[juji]

Did his pic freeze the game? I didn't hack

[juji]

next match: Maks vs StompleB

[Plug Drugs]

that site is pretty fun gj plug drugs

it was the first link on google

[rootbeer]

it was the first link on google
google did it again

[fanfare]

anyone still itching to play?

[fanfare]

maybe its just me but watching is more fun than playing

[juji]

Open multiplayerchess.com , select time option 10 mins to -- and click "Play with your friends button" copy this link and post here

[Plug Drugs]

i'll be in the mood to play again when my script gets refilled

chess-enhancing drugs

[rubycalaber]

just like when you beat me in CS:S, you were doping :raged:

[Camoron]

cia asset bin laden took his fake beard and turban off, switched the s to a b, forged a birth certificate and became the president

also became a black man

[Camoron]

just like when you beat me in CS:S, you were doping :raged:

doping with homeopathic medicine

[rubycalaber]

also became a black man

all darkies look the same to me m8

[rootbeer]

anyone wanna play?
http://chessgam.es/hnUsu27

[rootbeer]

ugh gg prez

[the president of sex]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/439516/jesus.jpg

[juji]

a lot of good programmers are immigrants

[lnopia the great]

make a chess tournament and the winner gets a chacne to get their ass wooped by me :stare:

[fanfare]

anyone wanna play

[rootbeer]

anyone wanna play

yeah sure http://chessgam.es/33eZzng

[rubycalaber]

*mortal kombat theme starts playing*

[rootbeer]

LOL wtf

[rubycalaber]

theres that operator queen again!

[fanfare]

:naughty:

[rootbeer]

http://chessgam.es/hlARNKd

[fanfare]

omfg i did NOT mean tot od that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[rubycalaber]

rootbeer stop hacking

[rootbeer]

yeah it acts buggy sometimes

[fanfare]

wanna play again

[fanfare]

brb gotta get some water

[rootbeer]

sure
http://chessgam.es/fQXvfG4

[rootbeer]

yeah lets takea sec

[rootbeer]

ugh its fucking frozen again

[fanfare]

youre in check, you can move the king

[rootbeer]

LOL

[rootbeer]

god damn

[fanfare]

gg both games

[rootbeer]

gg man

[juji]

a quick match


http://chessgam.es/7mX9YCd


a naked woman in the background

[fanfare]

game

http://chessgam.es/gcFeHxO

[fanfare]

join me!

[juji]

Anyone wants to challenge me?

[fanfare]

sure, http://chessgam.es/7arrq17

[juji]

Im ready

[juji]

Fuck my mouse, I accidentally moved

[fanfare]

gg

[juji]

Yeah gg, make sure to remove timer

[fanfare]

want to play again?

[fanfare]

http://multiplayerchess.com/#!/fcc10wo

[juji]

sure

[fanfare]

gg

[juji]

That's not me... I was waiting to your new link

[rubycalaber]

white power muthafucka

[fanfare]

lol what?

[juji]

I didn't name "ELZ" myself, I'm not joking

[fanfare]

weird

[rubycalaber]

I didn't name "ELZ" myself, I'm not joking

:bs: nice damage control
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/BullshitBull.jpg

[juji]

You know I have a lot of dopplerangers here, I tought Fanfare can give me a link but he didn't I was waiting until Fanfare posted gg, it looks weird and I clicked old link to check, some fag named himself Elz to mock me

[the president of sex]

every time elz posts i keep thinking the chick in his avatar/sig is supposed to be lisa

[fanfare]

http://multiplayerchess.com/#!/4ZZMaVj

[always stevey]

i hate chess

[steveyos]

\_ <-- heres your chair

[steveyos]

http://multiplayerchess.com/#!/4ZZMaVj

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