Post a photo of the girl you think of when you masturbate

[boobz]

go

[elezzzark]

No, you post pic first and everyone is second.

[Gentleman Doli]

*posts that weird ass pic elz made of marnie glued on a hot 3D babe*

[lnopia the great]

i masturbate looking at pictures of girls

[boobz]

No, you post pic first and everyone is second.

lmao comin in my thread and changin my rules son :rofl:

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

boobz do you have my old profile pic saved that eastern european mail order bride

[steveyos]

http://www.baileyjaygranger.com/wp-content/uploads/young-bailey-jay-500x324.jpg

[Camoron]

did she decide to be a boy again?

[rose west]

You homos here wank over this stupid girlie.

http://s018.radikal.ru/i526/1203/78/ef46757a5af2.jpg (http://www.radikal.ru)

[steveyos]

did she decide to be a boy again?

no that's just an old pic from before


You homos here wank over this stupid girlie.

http://s018.radikal.ru/i526/1203/78/ef46757a5af2.jpg (http://www.radikal.ru)

people fap to marks' avatar? is that mr magoo or the bad guy from rocky and bowinkle

[maks]

no that's just an old pic from before



people fap to marks' avatar? is that mr magoo or the bad guy from rocky and bowinkle

it's mr magoo. weird that the one rose fatass posted has a white background, that means she went to google and found the same exact picture in jpg format instead of just linking my avatar

[Garfield]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRddDVt1m4FH7buvLf-5tESbBKS82wOtXs3_F6qYoFAojufN6mxZ-NyjgFXZw

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

I dont play with my dick while looking at these but I would like to fuck all of these women

http://i.imgur.com/Lh2rS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NtO7p.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/K3Zsr.jpg

[Garfield]

what does your mother look like?

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

:raged:

[steveyos]

it's mr magoo. weird that the one rose fatass posted has a white background, that means she went to google and found the same exact picture in jpg format instead of just linking my avatar

omg hahahahahahahaha, she really did, oh man I love how bad all this forum stuff is while high it's do bad I hate everyone here so much lmfao

[maks]

omg hahahahahahahaha, she really did, oh man I love how bad all this forum stuff is while high it's do bad I hate everyone here so much lmfao

all that trouble for a post I didn't even read...

[Plug Drugs]

the girl i think of when i masturbate has literally like 70+ pictures on facebook of her sticking her tongue out
im pretty sure girls stick their tongue out in photos to suggest to guys "i give good head"

[Plug Drugs]

and she has a picture of her giving a handjob to a tree branch that looks like a giant uncut cock while shes smiling/giggling. Pretty sure shes a slut but all the photos she takes of herself are inconspicuous enough that she can get away with her family members not looking at them and realizing what a disgusting slut she is

[blumpkin blownuts]

havent jacked off in months
havent even eaten since like the 2nd or 3rd of march, i only eat to pretend im normal. all food makes me wanna fucking vomit

[blumpkin blownuts]

im sure the only thing this all proves is that the filler/binder in pills has some calories

[steveyos]

all that trouble for a post I didn't even read...

hmm.......... Fail.

[lnopia the great]

havent jacked off in months
havent even eaten since like the 2nd or 3rd of march, i only eat to pretend im normal. all food makes me wanna fucking vomit

nice life

[blumpkin blownuts]

i have the bleach box set my life could not be more fulfilling

[boobz]

I dont play with my dick while looking at these but I would like to fuck all of these women

http://i.imgur.com/Lh2rS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NtO7p.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/K3Zsr.jpg

Oh boy I would destroy any of those women. All fine.

[elezzzark]

Virgin

[boobz]

Virgin

:yeaok:

[Dustin]

http://gyazo.com/21f3e547ce4f725defacc6862fb083a0.png

[siburke939]

http://i39.tinypic.com/t656bm.jpg

[boobz]

wut

[elezzzark]

:yeaok:

lol failure

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[siburke939]

lol failure

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the embedded sound file worked (although you wouldn't know that...)

[boobz]

http://i.imgur.com/h2S3N.jpg

[maks]

http://i.imgur.com/62HQX.png

[siburke939]

http://i.imgur.com/h2S3N.jpg

fat

[siburke939]

fucking pig-faced too now that i look closer

[boobz]

*mod deleted due to cp*

[siburke939]

oh fucking jesus christ boobz have some self-respect that is fucking rancid seriously i'd definitely ride it but not fucking knock one out over her she's rats

[boobz]

My apologies I'll track down some super anorexic bitches for ya

[siburke939]

second one ain't too chubby (may be the angle though) but look at her face that's a fucking stinker dude

[maks]

oh fucking jesus christ boobz have some self-respect that is fucking rancid seriously i'd definitely ride it but not fucking knock one out over her she's rats

ass man vs tit man grudge match

[siburke939]

it's the face i can't stand (although yeah you're right her tits didn't sway it for me)

[maks]

I'm confident if she had a perfect ass you could ignore her pig nose and jowls, similarly boobz is distracted by her tits and probably didn't even see her face

[siburke939]

i had some hot butts offered to me on twitter but faces weren't up to standard i only met with that bird because she had a real pretty face & we got on well with similar views & all that shit i took a gamble hadn't even seen a full length pic of her but she had a fucking banging figure so it was a proper bonus

tl;dr - face first for me

[maks]

I never would have thought that about you, I thought your ass obsession trumped everything else

[siburke939]

it would have been a deal breaker i mean if she had an arse like a bag of spanners i doubt there would have been a second date & i wouldn't be talking about her now as i'm pretty shallow like that - definitely face first though if a chick looks like she's been ducking for apples in a deep fat fryer or chasing parked cars then i can't be fucking her regardless of how hot her hoop is

[maks]

I'm more of a pragmatist, I don't care about looks so much as attitude. First and formost she must be sane and the less rules she tries to impose on me the better. This is why I rarely enter into relationships, I just can't be fucking bothered to jump through the hoops that most girls demand.

[siburke939]

same with the face i had some pretty chicks on twitter some looked promising but then they spoke & was dumb as fuck - screw priorities i want it ALL!

[maks]

You can afford to, I'll bet I could snag your caliber of women if I had that sexy british accent you're like james fucking bond.

[siburke939]

just google "danny dyer" i sound more like that nobber than james bond he's a posh twat

[maks]

I don't think you understand, american women are not privy or sensitive to the minor variations in accent that brits take for granted. to us, northern, chav, welsh, irish, scottish, and even sometimes australians, all sound exactly like james bond.

[siburke939]

true that i only know the "american" accent (which includes canada) you all sound the same to me!

[maks]

canada is interesting, 1/3 sounds french 1/3 sounds like normal americans the other 1/3 sounds like goofy from the disney cartoons

[siburke939]

fuck canada!

[maks]

yeah we should really annex them

[Gentleman Doli]

what

[Desolation]

http://i.imgur.com/ySL7D.jpg

[elezzzark]

We have another new pedophile here

[boobz]

http://i.imgur.com/najLw.jpg

[rootbeer]

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

yourmom.jpg

[clay]

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/8450/20120320205626.jpg

[Dustin]

heh

[boobz]

steveyos.jpg

[siburke939]

http://i.imgur.com/najLw.jpg

:y:

[boobz]

i would sex annie edison, but not alison brie, if you catch my drift

[siburke939]

:n:

[blumpkin blownuts]

who's that last girl you posted simon
that is just about perfect i liked all the ones you posted though you have very similar taste in women to mine

[elezzzark]

http://i.imgur.com/5d0yx.jpg

[siburke939]

who's that last girl you posted simon
that is just about perfect i liked all the ones you posted though you have very similar taste in women to mine

quoted or posted? i only posted one (my missus)

[siburke939]

http://i39.tinypic.com/t656bm.jpg

^ the missus ^

[siburke939]

(nutter!)

[boobz]

http://i.imgur.com/I0XIG.jpg

[boobz]

http://i.imgur.com/kGkjP.jpg

[boobz]

http://i.imgur.com/uSbFV.jpg

[boobz]

all of these girls would be considered too fat for siburke, so here is something more his taste:

http://i.imgur.com/Ecm6w.jpg

[siburke939]

no they ain't fat that other one was a porkier though

[boobz]

the one with great tits?

[boobz]

i meant near-perfect tits and good face?
tits: 9/10
face: 7/10

[siburke939]

pig face & flabby gut no thank you not sober anyway

[blumpkin blownuts]

i got confused with a pic boobz posted
the hi-contrast b&w one simon quoted-not-posted

[siburke939]

yeah she is tidy he redeemed himself with that one :fap:

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

muh dick

snlTbRDJYbc

[boobz]

^ she fine

[Gentleman Doli]

LET POST SOME TITIES MATES... Hvjdjf :hungry::hungry::hungry: The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.

[Gentleman Doli]

:hungry: We care we consume here

[boobz]

let's get on it

[siburke939]

http://p.twimg.com/AqrmfCsCQAEnLDJ.jpg

[Chris Hughes]

http://i2.listal.com/image/2039357/936full-michelle-trachtenberg.jpg

[siburke939]

penis

[Chris Hughes]

:dull:

[rubycalaber]

I think of my sister when I jerk off who I will post pictures of when the lazy bitch moves out of the house


http://i39.tinypic.com/t656bm.jpg

wow your gf is hot and has surprisingly nice teeth for a british woman


http://i.imgur.com/uSbFV.jpg

lol thought this was ellen page at first


all of these girls would be considered too fat for siburke, so here is something more his taste:

http://i.imgur.com/Ecm6w.jpg

at least I'm not that skinny...

[Gentleman Doli]

I jack ed off to everything on this page, and on the previous other oens too, and I came and I made my penis cum and I came.

[Chris Hughes]

Good work, now fuck off.

[Gentleman Doli]

http://i.imgur.com/yW0DP.png

thats some win

[siburke939]

hey my teeth are nice too (spoiler: they're false)

[siburke939]

also she's all tucked in down there (not that i mind huge pissflaps)

[siburke939]

nah it ain't a loosely packed kebab she has a DV

[Chris Hughes]

I want to fuck her in the ass.

[siburke939]

i did this morning (good times)

[Plug Drugs]

yo siburke, does your gf have roast beef or trim lips?

[Plug Drugs]

nah it ain't a loosely packed kebab she has a DV
please translate from bro to english for me please

[Plug Drugs]

also she's all tucked in down there (not that i mind huge pissflaps)

ooh nice, pics?

[Plug Drugs]

i read this thread back asswards

[siburke939]

"loosely packed kebab" = just picture it (roadkill vagina) "DV" = "designer vagina" (got stitched up after kids wrecked it)

[siburke939]

i have loads of pics but they're not for the public (sorry dude she's the boss!)

[siburke939]

her butt is probably itt

[UofLCardfan08]

wow your gf is hot and has surprisingly nice teeth for a british woman



dentures and stank breath

[siburke939]

u mad?

[Desolation]

She has kids.. oooh...

[siburke939]

yeah 2

[siburke939]

i ain't racist they both be treated with the same brutality

[lnopia the great]

http://www.tattooemogirls.com/free_photos/christy_mack_tgp_photos/images/007.jpg

[rubycalaber]

I imagine siburke roundhouse kicks her kids when they try to play with his transformers collection

[rubycalaber]

yeah he posted picture of his collection it was very impressive (but not as impressive as his dick)

[siburke939]

yeah i've got a boxed G1 jetfire sitting next to me right now what of it

[Plug Drugs]

He has transformers?!?!?!one!11

cody is just catching on to internet gags that i cant even remember the fuck when they were mildly amusing

i just can't deal with this shit
DO YOU ACT LIKE SUCH AN ASPERGERED FAG TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE? IS THAT WHY YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET
STOP, PLEASE, PLEEEAAAAASE FUCKING STOP

[Plug Drugs]

yeah yeah sure sure thats why you're from a forum where EVERYBODY talks like that,
are they just being ironic 24/7?

[lnopia the great]

i post the hottest girl in the thread and the next 20 posts are about transformer toys

[Plug Drugs]

yeah i'm sure on imdb you talk like an imdb fag,
and on facebook you talk like a facebook fag,
etc, etc

[lnopia the great]

I realise you don't pay a lot of attention so heres a quick rundown:

boring faggots got boring, i left the forum in a nice shitstorm of drama, i post like they do occasionally just to watch you guys whine about it.

Want links to other forums i post at so you can see me not posting like a /b/tard?

thanks for taking the time to post a wall of texting outlying how you own us by putting the number one in your explamation marks

[Plug Drugs]

When in rome my friend...

http://www.the-lizard-lounge.com/content/gallery/lizard-pictures/veiled-chameleon/veiled-chameleon-01-female.jpg

[rootbeer]

i post the hottest girl in the thread and the next 20 posts are about transformer toys

bumble bee is the hottest transformer

[rootbeer]

can we call transformers trans for short?

[maks]

I was more into gi joe

[boobz]

goddamit cody thank god for adblock

[elezzzark]

goddamit cody thank god for adblock

[m0nde]

:heart:http://i.imgur.com/oydKm.png:heart:

[Lexi Persimmons]

http://i.imgur.com/ZjYAvga.jpg

[m0nde]

why are you posting a picture of a young sumo wrestler in training?

[m0nde]

this is what her pic reminds me of:

http://i.imgur.com/gU8Ndnx.jpg

[Garfield]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/06533ff069a9206e34f3e18f428ed74f/tumblr_mhasrgz4IA1r0yudro1_400.gif

[Lexi Persimmons]

why are you posting a picture of a young sumo wrestler in training?


did you ever Sumo?

[m0nde]

of course, bb

[m0nde]

would you like to wrestle?

[Lexi Persimmons]

would you like to wrestle?



yes my rolly polly curry man. long as you shower and wash your ass.

[m0nde]

bb, you always make me laugh when you revert to your :lizard:-quality love banter

[boobz]

http://standardhairstyles.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/short-hairstyles-for-young-girls.jpg