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Plug Drugs
03-10-2012, 01:11 AM
"Get this, you take a bowl and fill it with various kinds of meat; ground hamburger, maybe some turkey slices, whatever. Then, you stick your dick in the bowl and swirl it around."

and the guy's friend says "Isn't that sort of gay to swirl your dick around in a bunch of meat?"

and the guy says "Nah its only gay if you add a hot dog to the bowl too"

Plug Drugs
03-10-2012, 01:12 AM
. . .

Plug Drugs
03-10-2012, 01:12 AM
:goodone:

timmy
03-10-2012, 01:21 AM
...this must be one of those jokes where you had to be there to find it funny

Plug Drugs
03-10-2012, 01:26 AM
well it was my first attempt ever at making my own joke thats in a traditional joke format

Plug Drugs
03-10-2012, 01:26 AM
i guess i dont belong at the funny joke squad then i should stick to posting gimmicks and dry wit

Desolation
03-10-2012, 01:28 AM
made me smile.

timmy
03-10-2012, 01:30 AM
you smiled at how pathetic he is, right?

Desolation
03-10-2012, 01:33 AM
wasn't the best joke, but at least he's trying something new. Refreshing to see that.

timmy
03-10-2012, 01:35 AM
*posts something my friend said*
Hey everyone im refreshing, new, and original and funny and all those kinds of things you see

timmy
03-10-2012, 01:35 AM
<- best poster

Plug Drugs
03-10-2012, 01:36 AM
barry i will not have you call me pathetic in front of the only female who still actually comes to this forum
should we take tips on how to not be pathetic from a guy who cries on webcam and cuts himself when girls he fell in love with over the internet ignore him

timmy
03-10-2012, 01:37 AM
you should take the tips of my penis and work your magic faggot

Plug Drugs
03-10-2012, 01:39 AM
you have multiple penis tips? o.O

timmy
03-10-2012, 01:45 AM
can you multitask?

Plug Drugs
03-10-2012, 01:51 AM
i can sick burn you and be high and drunk at the same time :goodone:

blumpkin blownuts
03-10-2012, 05:49 AM
have you ever tried posting at fjs
most things posted at fjs are fun even if they theyre the same posts made by the some uninteresting faggot from here and i really havent the faintest notion why but its funnier there

Gentleman Doli
03-10-2012, 12:35 PM
its because fjs supremacy is ironic bob.

elezzzark
03-10-2012, 07:05 PM
Fraternity Retards belong this joke

elezzzark
03-10-2012, 07:08 PM
If you have been in frat house, i would be totally ashamed of you

steveyos
03-10-2012, 07:48 PM
...this must be one of those jokes where you had to be in my kitchen to find it funny