View Full Version : i wore my gf's perfume to work today
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 09:48 PM
i layered wild bluebell w/ orange blossom (both by jo malone) i smelled like heaven on earth
rubycalaber
06-18-2013, 09:51 PM
and did it give you blueballs?
rubycalaber
06-18-2013, 09:51 PM
one step closer to crossdressing btw keep up the good work
Do you have fetish in female perfumes?
rubycalaber
06-18-2013, 09:51 PM
yesterday I sniffed the seat my one friend irl's sister sat on while jerking off to the scent of her perfume
m0nde
06-18-2013, 09:52 PM
i got blue balls awhile back and when i finally masturbated the release was so satisfying and complete i farted for about a 4 seconds
rubycalaber
06-18-2013, 09:53 PM
did it smell like curry?
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 09:53 PM
Do you have fetish in female perfumes?
i don't think so, i don't derive anything sexual out of it i just love the smell of women and if i spray perfume on me then i smell women all the time
Autistic Spectrum
06-18-2013, 09:53 PM
pics or it didn't happen
always stevey
06-18-2013, 09:54 PM
did it smell like curry?
fucking lol
m0nde
06-18-2013, 09:55 PM
did it smell like curry?the sweet smell of curry was like a woman's perfume worn by a narcotics abusing mental case
i got blue balls awhile back and when i finally masturbated the release was so satisfying and complete i farted for about a 4 seconds
Holy fuck, that's gross
rubycalaber
06-18-2013, 09:56 PM
bob is doing really well now actually
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 09:57 PM
the sweet smell of curry was like a woman's perfume worn by a narcotics abusing mental case
i've been clean for 50 weeks now
m0nde
06-18-2013, 09:57 PM
NA will tell you that once you're a narcotics abusing mental case, you're always a narcotics abusing mental case
rubycalaber
06-18-2013, 09:59 PM
just like how once you're married you're married forever, oh wait
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 09:59 PM
yes i'll always be an addict, but i no longer use drugs
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 10:00 PM
just like how once you're married you're married forever, oh wait
it's like the marnies once a marnie always a marnie
you layered wild bluebell with orange blossom to cover up the scent of natural despair and a sorry life
Autistic Spectrum
06-18-2013, 10:00 PM
did you ever smoke crack before, if not then maybe u should try it, you might not be addicted to it,
rubycalaber
06-18-2013, 10:04 PM
NA will tell you that once you're a narcotics abusing mental case, you're always a narcotics abusing mental case
wait wait wait I have another one
just like how a dog's for life not just for christmas, oh wait
m0nde
06-18-2013, 10:06 PM
just like a life inside your house is the same as doing something with it
:itsamystery:
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 10:06 PM
you layered wild bluebell with orange blossom to cover up the scent of natural despair and a sorry life
what the hell clay i probably have the best life of anyone here atm
except dp maybe because i don't own a lake yet
m0nde
06-18-2013, 10:07 PM
what the hell clay i probably have the best life of anyone here atmyouof all peoplw know how that can change in a heartbeat
Autistic Spectrum
06-18-2013, 10:09 PM
clay knows all the taco bell drive through employees in the greater garland area by there first names and was a groomsmen in 2 of there weddings
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 10:09 PM
did you ever smoke crack before, if not then maybe u should try it, you might not be addicted to it,
one you're addicted to any substance you're addicted to them all. the disease of addition is much deeper than drug abuse
Autistic Spectrum
06-18-2013, 10:09 PM
youof all peoplw know how that can change in a heartbeat
you might end up in some 90 year old arab ladies basement and can't play video games past 9pm,,,
Camoron
06-18-2013, 10:10 PM
just like once you go black you never go baack
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 10:10 PM
youof all peoplw know how that can change in a heartbeat
i'm being carried by forward inertia at this point, as long as i continue to suit up & show up my life is just going to keep getting better and better
anyone with a flat top is destined for bad things
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 10:13 PM
lmao
i got rid of it like in january
always stevey
06-18-2013, 10:14 PM
im sailing away
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 10:14 PM
i have a normal-guy haircut now and no face hairs
always stevey
06-18-2013, 10:17 PM
no longer burbon drinker bob
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 10:20 PM
nope, the smell of whiskey now makes me shudder and my tummy does a "loop the loop"
i miss the fuck out of wine though
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 10:22 PM
http://www.pathguy.com/flattop.htm
always stevey
06-18-2013, 10:24 PM
gotta stay away from the wine. i switched to beer.
hell yeah cause girls who drink like 28 beers a day dont get ugly, fat, lazy, stupid, useless, or pregnant within 2 months or anything
always stevey
06-18-2013, 10:25 PM
i drink 2 pints most of the time.
camoron told me that you drink at least 9 every time youre on with him and its a non stop sloppy mess fest
m0nde
06-18-2013, 10:27 PM
bobhugs, have you seen breaking bad?
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 10:30 PM
nope, i don't really watch tv but i probably should start so i'll have stuff to talk to irl people about
always stevey
06-18-2013, 10:31 PM
omg the betrayel
macpro
06-18-2013, 10:31 PM
one step closer to crossdressing btw keep up the good work
no doubt bob steals his moms undies and wears them around the house when she ain't there.
blumpkin blownuts
06-18-2013, 10:32 PM
this thread was basically a macro beacon to begin with
rubycalaber
06-18-2013, 10:56 PM
bob is my hero and once I get addicted to buying realdolls I'll use him as inspiration to get over it
what the hell clay i probably have the best life of anyone here atm
except dp maybe because i don't own a lake yet
- oven programmer
- doesn't watch tv
always stevey
06-19-2013, 01:11 PM
omg the betrayel
don't remember posting this
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