i wore my gf's perfume to work today

[blumpkin blownuts]

i layered wild bluebell w/ orange blossom (both by jo malone) i smelled like heaven on earth

[rubycalaber]

and did it give you blueballs?

[rubycalaber]

one step closer to crossdressing btw keep up the good work

[juji]

Do you have fetish in female perfumes?

[rubycalaber]

yesterday I sniffed the seat my one friend irl's sister sat on while jerking off to the scent of her perfume

[m0nde]

i got blue balls awhile back and when i finally masturbated the release was so satisfying and complete i farted for about a 4 seconds

[rubycalaber]

did it smell like curry?

[blumpkin blownuts]

Do you have fetish in female perfumes?

i don't think so, i don't derive anything sexual out of it i just love the smell of women and if i spray perfume on me then i smell women all the time

[Autistic Spectrum]

pics or it didn't happen

[always stevey]

did it smell like curry?


fucking lol

[m0nde]

did it smell like curry?the sweet smell of curry was like a woman's perfume worn by a narcotics abusing mental case

[juji]

i got blue balls awhile back and when i finally masturbated the release was so satisfying and complete i farted for about a 4 seconds

Holy fuck, that's gross

[rubycalaber]

bob is doing really well now actually

[blumpkin blownuts]

the sweet smell of curry was like a woman's perfume worn by a narcotics abusing mental case

i've been clean for 50 weeks now

[m0nde]

NA will tell you that once you're a narcotics abusing mental case, you're always a narcotics abusing mental case

[rubycalaber]

just like how once you're married you're married forever, oh wait

[blumpkin blownuts]

yes i'll always be an addict, but i no longer use drugs

[blumpkin blownuts]

just like how once you're married you're married forever, oh wait

it's like the marnies once a marnie always a marnie

[clay]

you layered wild bluebell with orange blossom to cover up the scent of natural despair and a sorry life

[Autistic Spectrum]

did you ever smoke crack before, if not then maybe u should try it, you might not be addicted to it,

[rubycalaber]

NA will tell you that once you're a narcotics abusing mental case, you're always a narcotics abusing mental case

wait wait wait I have another one

just like how a dog's for life not just for christmas, oh wait

[m0nde]

just like a life inside your house is the same as doing something with it
:itsamystery:

[blumpkin blownuts]

you layered wild bluebell with orange blossom to cover up the scent of natural despair and a sorry life

what the hell clay i probably have the best life of anyone here atm
except dp maybe because i don't own a lake yet

[m0nde]

what the hell clay i probably have the best life of anyone here atmyouof all peoplw know how that can change in a heartbeat

[Autistic Spectrum]

clay knows all the taco bell drive through employees in the greater garland area by there first names and was a groomsmen in 2 of there weddings

[blumpkin blownuts]

did you ever smoke crack before, if not then maybe u should try it, you might not be addicted to it,

one you're addicted to any substance you're addicted to them all. the disease of addition is much deeper than drug abuse

[Autistic Spectrum]

youof all peoplw know how that can change in a heartbeat

you might end up in some 90 year old arab ladies basement and can't play video games past 9pm,,,

[Camoron]

just like once you go black you never go baack

[blumpkin blownuts]

youof all peoplw know how that can change in a heartbeat

i'm being carried by forward inertia at this point, as long as i continue to suit up & show up my life is just going to keep getting better and better

[clay]

anyone with a flat top is destined for bad things

[blumpkin blownuts]

lmao
i got rid of it like in january

[always stevey]

im sailing away

[blumpkin blownuts]

i have a normal-guy haircut now and no face hairs

[always stevey]

no longer burbon drinker bob

[blumpkin blownuts]

nope, the smell of whiskey now makes me shudder and my tummy does a "loop the loop"
i miss the fuck out of wine though

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://www.pathguy.com/flattop.htm

[always stevey]

gotta stay away from the wine. i switched to beer.

[clay]

hell yeah cause girls who drink like 28 beers a day dont get ugly, fat, lazy, stupid, useless, or pregnant within 2 months or anything

[always stevey]

i drink 2 pints most of the time.

[clay]

camoron told me that you drink at least 9 every time youre on with him and its a non stop sloppy mess fest

[m0nde]

bobhugs, have you seen breaking bad?

[blumpkin blownuts]

nope, i don't really watch tv but i probably should start so i'll have stuff to talk to irl people about

[always stevey]

omg the betrayel

[macpro]

one step closer to crossdressing btw keep up the good work


no doubt bob steals his moms undies and wears them around the house when she ain't there.

[blumpkin blownuts]

this thread was basically a macro beacon to begin with

[rubycalaber]

bob is my hero and once I get addicted to buying realdolls I'll use him as inspiration to get over it

[jon]

what the hell clay i probably have the best life of anyone here atm
except dp maybe because i don't own a lake yet

- oven programmer
- doesn't watch tv

[always stevey]

omg the betrayel

don't remember posting this