i have a confession.... i have a vampire fetish....

[Ramen]

like true blood, Anne Rice, twilight (minus sparkles) sexual fetish.... no Dracula or old school jazz.....

[rubycalaber]

me too, I literally watched Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 last night for delicious vampire bella

[Autistic Spectrum]

3rd pre teen girl in this thread checking in

[Cody]

:puke:

[rubycalaber]

gif I made to jerk off to: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/1-1_zps0751a298.gif~original tfw no vampire gf

[Camoron]

vampire gfs are all the rage

[Camoron]

vampires are kinda gay tbh but if girls like them then its ok

[Ramen]

vampires are kinda gay tbh but if girls like them then its ok

well everyone knows i like being dominated and what better dominating than a sexy, seductive vampire like bill compton, eric northman, or Edward Cullen? (Edward from the book!!!!!! Edward in the movie is a fucking pussy!!)

[Camoron]

vampires are fucking faggots i would be a vampire hunter irl if they actually existed. actually im not sure why ic ant be i mean zak baggins is a ghost hunter and they dont exist either :shrug:

[Ramen]

vampires are fucking faggots i would be a vampire hunter irl if they actually existed. actually im not sure why ic ant be i mean zak baggins is a ghost hunter and they dont exist either :shrug:

what if there is a war between ghosts and vampires and Zak bagans is an it vampire and that's why i'm so infatuated with him????

[Camoron]

zak baggins is the bravest little hobbit of em all

[jon]

zak begains

[StompleB]

zak begains

http://i.imgur.com/4o9tVOm.png nice post jon :mallet:

[Camoron]

[caring intensifies]

[jon]

:naughtymac:

[Cody]

wesley snipes is the only cool vampire

[Ramen]

if i could jump into a fictional place, i'd go to Shreveport LA circa trueblood and go to fantasia and make eye contact with the hottest vamp and have hot vampire sex...

[0mon Ra]

dracula has hair on his palms how is that not sexy

[Ramen]

thinking about vampire sex gets me randy!!!!

[timmy]

i'd jump into underworld and fuck the main character

[timmy]

maybe fuck a werewolf too at it yknow get some variety

[Cody]

ive had it, its over rated

[timmy]

ive had it, its over rated

youre in the wrong thhread this isnt about grandma sex

[Ramen]

maybe fuck a werewolf too at it yknow get some variety

are you a werewolf by any chance???

[timmy]

are you a werewolf by any chance???

yes

[Cody]

youre in the wrong thhread this isnt about grandma sex

tim i was a skinhead in the early 90's, i know you dont know dick about scenes but skins date goth chicks breh, at least back then we all did

[timmy]

skins dated skins, house painters dated house painters, drug addicts dated dru addicts im sensing a pattern here

[timmy]

are you a grndma by any chance it would explain a lot

[Ramen]

yes

gives a new meaning to "raw dog"..

[Camoron]

hello i am figuratively retarded

[timmy]

gives a new meaning to "raw dog"..

steer clear from me unless you want to be labeled a bestialitist

[timmy]

but arent we all beasts inside :hmm:

[Ramen]

but arent we all beasts inside :hmm:

still more of a fang anger...

[timmy]

the hell is that?

[Camoron]

im so hungry

[Ramen]

the hell is that?

don't you watch true blood???

[timmy]

no im not a huge homosexual kthx

[rubycalaber]

i'd jump into underworld and fuck the main character

now we're talking
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/Gifs/1312727075183_zpsfea9cf07.gif~original

[rubycalaber]

now I'm NOT gay but if I was and I was gonna take a werewolf knot well..................
http://www.top100lists.ca/images/true_blood_werewolf.jpg

[Desolation]

awful show

[rubycalaber]

yeah vampire diaries is better
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/Gifs/1369485432642_zpse83f9843.gif~original

[Ramen]

now I'm NOT gay but if I was and I was gonna take a werewolf knot well..................
http://www.top100lists.ca/images/true_blood_werewolf.jpg

ALCID!!!!!!!!

[Gentleman Doli]

LOL!

[Plug Drugs]

> I was only nine years old

>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek

>I call him a twat

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I fell something touch me

> It's Shrek

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

> I'm ready

> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

> He penetrates my butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

> I push against his force

> I want to please Shrek

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

> My dad walks in

> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

> Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

[Gentleman Doli]

tthe wait... is OGRE :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:

[Howard Dean]

:camcare: :vampiregirlfriend:

[rootbeer]

is this a confessions thread?

[timmy]

confess that youre a rep boosintg faggot who both neg and plus reps people above him whilst asking for plus reps in return

[rootbeer]

confess that youre a rep boosintg faggot who both neg and plus reps people above him whilst asking for plus reps in return

i can only confess to things that are true, not your paranoid fantasies

[timmy]

paranoid fantasies? clay posted the rep logs for what you dished out lmao denying it only makes you look like a huge fag

[timmy]

the only thing i dont like about you is that you care the most about rep i dont even know why you do you made like 100 posts about being #1 rep and you got shut down because youre literally a retard marking a target on his head

[rootbeer]

paranoid fantasies? clay posted the rep logs for what you dished out lmao denying it only makes you look like a huge fag

Clay posted like 10 reps i made out of thousands. Don't antagonize me kangaroo dick or I will shut you down >:D

[Camoron]

:camcare: :vampiregirlfriend:

yes i literally texted her like 40 mintues ago

[timmy]

Clay posted like 10 reps i made out of thousands. Don't antagonize me kangaroo dick or I will shut you down >:D

it works both ways asshole

[Camoron]

plz rep boost me

[Howard Dean]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Camoron again.

[Camoron]

its ok

[Camoron]

im afriad of being pegged and eating my own cum.

[Camoron]

irrational fears