Figuratively being gay

[Camoron]

is very ironic :smug: don't you think

[always stevey]

r u speaking figuratively, literally, or metaphorically. im confused. also you are spamming my rep with HATE

[Camoron]

they are all greens..... green like the cum above my avatar..

[Camoron]

i am speaking literally of course

[always stevey]

*drunk dials camoron*

[Camoron]

i have to go "stain the deck" if you know what i mean :naughty:

[always stevey]

no i dont. wat does it mean

[Camoron]

i was speaking literally

[rootbeer]

irony is so ironic if you think about it

[steveyos]

I'm gonna fucking punch both of you for being so cute.

[Camoron]

~__^

[Garfield]

this thread is so bad you would never see one of these at fjs

[Camoron]

garfield is metaphorically a plain bagel

[rootbeer]

this thread is so bad you would never see one of these at fjs

this thread is meta and intellectual, you will never see that at fjs you freaking pleb.

[Camoron]

pspt.. its okay. you can use my true name.

[Gentleman Doli]

dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :3 :3 :3

[jon]

this forum is so awful that stevey only posts here; he doesn't need to post at fjs because there is no one there to tell they're a bad poster

tapastalk

[Gentleman Doli]

hehehehehe! irony lol! i definitely get it lmao, im just like you guys! only im a girl ;] lets chat on skype boys :mallet:

[Howard Dean]

sometimes i am filled with disgust

[Camoron]

garfield please make all future posts in the form of interpretive abstract poetry

[Camoron]

hehehehehe! irony lol! i definitely get it lmao, im just like you guys! only im a girl ;] lets chat on skype boys :mallet:

sorry, i am a bit busy, or should i say a bit :busey: :stare:

[Howard Dean]

doki are we skype buddies

[Howard Dean]

okey doki

[Howard Dean]

doli

[Camoron]

okey dkey

[Camoron]

Herro. Dkey here. #wop lulz to be had

[Garfield]

he was joking only fags use skype

[Howard Dean]

skype naem pls

[Camoron]

I beg to defer. I use Skype.

[rootbeer]

cag.skip.plz....

[Camoron]

a post deferred
by bobston hughes

what happens to a post deferred?
does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
or fester like a sore
and then run?
does it stink like rotten meat?
or crust and sugar over
like a syrupy sweet?
maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
or does it explode?

[Garfield]

lol you seriously put so much time into that poem i bet to impress me and im not evengoing to read it

[Camoron]

Yes. Lots of effort.

[Garfield]

im going to dress this bagel up with all kinds of mayonaise and ketchup gonna be so good

[Camoron]

The Bagel
by Garfield
I stopped to pick up the bagel
rolling away in the wind,
annoyed with myself
for having dropped it
as if it were a portent.
Faster and faster it rolled,
with me running after it
bent low, gritting my teeth,
and I found myself doubled over
and rolling down the street
head over heels, one complete somersault
after another like a bagel
and strangely happy with myself.

[Garfield]

another unironically gay as hell post from camoron theno namer in love with a lizard

[Camoron]

THank you. :smug:

[StompleB]

let's whisper to each other

[Garfield]

everyone please skype me i am so alone all the time i will wait for cag for hours in tnychat mybe JSUTMAYBE he will show up andentertain me for another 10 minutes then its back towaiting in the chat room for a while maybe ill play some steam games with my 4 friends on steam but none of them are online so ill make cag posts on ytmnd

[Garfield]

everyone please kill me

[Howard Dean]

my skype name is: heyguysithowardhowsitgoin

everyone please skype me i am so alone all the time i will wait for cag for hours in tnychat mybe JSUTMAYBE he will show up andentertain me for another 10 minutes then its back towaiting in the chat room for a while maybe ill play some steam games with my 4 friends on steam but none of them are online so ill make cag posts on ytmnd

[Camoron]

everyone please skype me i am so alone all the time i will wait for cag for hours in tnychat mybe JSUTMAYBE he will show up andentertain me for another 10 minutes then its back towaiting in the chat room for a while maybe ill play some steam games with my 4 friends on steam but none of them are online so ill make cag posts on ytmnd

I happen to have 5 friends on steam

[Camoron]

Assuming that post was a metaphorical statement directed at me.

[Camoron]

If not, continue. :0

[Garfield]

no i deleted you

[Camoron]

:rofl:

[Camoron]

this is prety funn stuff garf keep it up, i cant tell if your ironically angry or legitimately upset

[Garfield]

unironically bored of wading through 6 million trash posts about lizrds and their boyfrends

[Camoron]

Hail to thee bright shiny torus
Harbinger of joy and tzouris
Waterproof, but slightly porous
Sing ye now, oh sing the chorus,
Sing the sacred words of Horus,
Queen, my shining star, Polaris …
Wait I'm checking my thesaurus.

Blessed bread with chewy soul,
Serene, yet joyous, noble, droll,
Who leads in each Semitic poll,
On porcelain plate, on beggar's bowl.
In luncheonette, on grassy knoll.
No baguette, brioche or roll
Can dare compare with thy sweet hole.

Sacred muffin, holy bread,
One munch on thee, my soul is fed.
May God of Moses strike me dead
Were I to choose croissants instead!
Fluffy? Flaky? More like lead.
And yet, when I arise from bed
I think on thee; and sorrow's fled.

Oh portent of a day supreme,
As when the rising sun doth stream
And pierce my window with its beam,
I smell the wafted coffee steam,
See thee, tomato, lox, agleam
With garlic, onion, cheese of cream...
I know not if I sleep or dream.

Philosophy'll oft be vague; 'll
Let you down. The Arts finagle.
Keep your Shakespeare, Kant and Hegel,
I'll have thee, oh noble bagel.

[Camoron]

i wrote that for you just now ;3

[Garfield]

tl;dr

[Camoron]

Good old vanilla. Reliable, basic, stable. Always there when you have a dicky tummy and want something simple. Good friend to custard, champion of milkshakes. Briefly erroneous as a Monster Munch flavour. Some people think it's dull. But it's no-nonsense and never goes out of fashion - because it's never been in fashion. Just like me.

[Garfield]

yeh ok not reading that

[Camoron]

:lmao: at garfield trying to signle me out cause he thinks im weak. this is your chance to fit in better not fuck it up :Rofl:

[Garfield]

i dont waste my time worrying about fitting in i am an individual

[Garfield]

i just think you really suck lamo

[Camoron]

:rolleyes: come on garf why such a negative nancy allof a sudden i still am indifferent towards you pal dont be a hater lets just be lukewarm acquaintances again

[Camoron]

lukewarm btw is how garfield eats his bagels

[Garfield]

listen here you lil lizard lumping lampshadee outcast i will unironically beat the fuck out of your fat ass if you dont leave me alone right this second im trying to focus ono my art

[Camoron]

i would like to see you try you 5'8 pudgy ryan gosling

[steveyos]

why are clay and jon so 4chan reddit towards me

[Gentleman Doli]

All the trolls need to GTFO. This is a forum for friends

[Camoron]

im going to stump a modhole in garfields "therapeutic art"

[Gentleman Doli]

Hey trolls. Heads up? :mallet: Yeah. That didn't go how you were expecting it to, did it?

[Garfield]

nigger i am 5'11" and a half and 170 pounds with i dont know how much % body fat becaue i dont know how to figure it out but i know one thing and that thing is my friend who does martial arts came over and taught me how to jew jitsu all the way through numbers 8 and 9 so i learned elbows and kicks and punches so i would seriosuly give you a run for your fat lil money

[Camoron]

i was taught how to wrestle by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, the rattlesnake

[Gentleman Doli]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=78&dateline=1371936418 lmao

[Garfield]

houston is the rastlin capital of the world alot of people have come from here like rappers and beyonce and clint eastwood

[Camoron]

no. its not.

[Garfield]

prove it

[Camoron]

there are a lto of cities that could claim that, new york, chciago, atlanta, tokyo, detroit, calgary, philadelphia, torotno but houston? oh my,you must be jokign.

[Garfield]

i am not,

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[Camoron]

Yes. booker ts wrestleing school. where tehy will teach you how to pretend to be an english king even though youre black.

[Gentleman Doli]

trolololololol............ epic

[jon]

sticky!!!!!!

[Garfield]

i am going to be the nex booker t

[Garfield]

i have served him before and i would do it again but the next time i will not forget his extra ranch dressing for his fried pickles

[the president of sex]

nf

[steveyos]

Hey trolls. Heads up? :mallet: Yeah. That didn't go how you were expecting it to, did it?