I am currently engorging myself with chili dogs i bought at walmart

[Howard Dean]

PLS STOP ME HELP

[Camoron]

did they come pre-assembled

[StompleB]

go vegan

[Gentleman Doli]

google image search of vegan version of chili dogs

[Howard Dean]

NO I TOOK THE TIME OUT OF MY LIFE TO BUY THE INGREDIENTS AND MAKE THEM

[Howard Dean]

I HAVE EATEN LIKE 5 AND HAVE ONE LEFT

[StompleB]

google image search of vegan version of chili dogs

m0nde's here?

[Howard Dean]

I ALSO HAVE A BIG BOWL OF THE CHILI SAUCE I USED MIXED WITH CHEESE AND FRENCH FRIES

[Howard Dean]

THIS IS LITERALLY A NIGHTMARE

[Camoron]

so you didnt buy chili ogs at walmart you bought hot dogs chili and buns, is what youre trying to say, howard.

[Howard Dean]

I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW WHILE MY MOUTH IS FULL OF HOT DOG

[rootbeer]

i want one

[Howard Dean]

HOLY SHIT I CAN TASTE THE SODIUM OVERDOSE IM GOING TO START GAGGING

[Howard Dean]

MOTHER FORGIVE ME

[StompleB]

are you still eating the little poops?

[Camoron]

HOLY SHIT I CAN TASTE THE SODIUM OVERDOSE IM GOING TO START GAGGING

going to start cagging

[Howard Dean]

I am literally going to throw away the rest of this shit never again

[Howard Dean]

oh wow this is an anagram of shit heh

[Camoron]

anagram is an anagram of granama

[Howard Dean]

animalgrams

[Camoron]

teddygrams

[StompleB]

angina

[Camoron]

regina

[Garfield]

what are you going to do with the other two buns?

[Howard Dean]

those buns are for the birds

[Garfield]

:goodone:

[Plug Drugs]

The Gargling Emu

The gargling emu is a very complicated sexual maneuver. You need a bottle of windex, a sexual partner of the female gender, and a car. First you began ramming your partner in the vagina, then after lubricating it with your semen, you stick the head of the windex bottle into her cooter, and begin to squirt repeatedly. Then take one of her used tampons and proceed to eat it, after consumption, you will feel queasy, immediately lay your partner down on the driveway and run her over with your car, get out, and throw up on her, she will most likely be dead/unconcious. Then, go to the local Dairy Queen, eat a meal and after that, go to Wal-Mart and buy laxatives. Go to wear her body is, realease your squirty bowels all over her. Then if she is still alive, make her dinner, without taking a shower first.

Jeff: Karen, would you be delighted if I performed The Gargling Emu on you?
Karen: Jeff, that's all I ever wanted.
Jeff: Good, I ate 13 Chili-cheese-dogs.
Karen: Great! I'll get prepared for a real winner of a night!

[steveyos]

if you posted at fjs you'd have the willpower to not eat so much because you'd be busy laughing and not busy bored out of your mind from terrible posts