went to get an oil change at firestone and those idiots told me that

[terror baby]

i needed a brake fluid flush....is that even a real thing? $89.99

[Garfield]

no they told me i needed transmisson fluid HELLO IT IS A MANUAL YOU FUCKING RETARDS

[Garfield]

but in all seriousness they were probably just trying to help you out so you dont crash into a uid or something, but here you are mocking them preteneding you know all abotu cars WELL IF YOU NEW ALL ABOUT CARS WHY DID YOU RUN HOETO YOUR LITTLE COMPUTER AND HAVE TO ASK YOUR INTERNET FRIENDs

[sex with dead people]

Who the fuck doesn't change their own oil

[jon]

yes brake fluid does need to be flushed and refilled sometimes but they wouldn't know that unless they checked the resevoir and tested the brakes and all that so i wouldn't believe it

also don't take your car to a shop for oil changes, i'll do it

[jon]

also lol what's your man's problem ain't he know how to change oil

[macpro]

your going to crash if you don't have Pedro's brake fluid.

[terror baby]

It was adam's ford explorer. They showed me a test strip that they dipped into the brake fluid, they said that the brake fluid needed to be changed since the test strip was a dark purple. We usually take our cars to Ford dealerships and get them serviced for free in IL (mother in law is a lawyer and represents dealerships so she gets some perks) but we can't do that anymore since we moved to Dallas so now we have to pay for everything and we know nothing about cars.

[maks]

Who the fuck doesn't change their own oil

girls

[terror baby]

Adam knows absolutely nothing about cars, I know more than he does.

[jon]

oh yeah brake fluid can rust out the lines over time

it's pretty easy to do, i have a fluid pump (for european cars) to do my own

the fluid is hazardous to handle though

[macpro]

That's what you get for marrying a gay male.

[terror baby]

do you know any honest mechanics around here that we can take it to?

[Garfield]

yes there is a little place in texas that my family has been ging to for years it is a modest shop but they are honest hard working people the name of the shop is jiffy lube

[jon]

nope, i do everything myself

[macpro]

you think jon would offer to help.

[terror baby]

I told Adam to ask the people he works with for a recommendation but he said that everyone he works with is indian so they probably get ripped off on a daily.

[Howard Dean]

you shouldve of asked if there was a cancer discount

[sex with dead people]

girls

My mom always did her own car work. Bitches these days are pansies

[macpro]

how about Jihad Motors?

[terror baby]

i don't trust arabs, they rip you off the most

[macpro]

Jew lawyers do that too.

[Garfield]

ffucking brown

[terror baby]

My mom always did her own car work. Bitches these days are pansies

I want to learn how to do my own oil change, I think I'll probably learn how to do it myself next time my car needs one.

[Garfield]

yes sometime within the next 10,000 miles should be a good time to learn dont do it too early or you could flood the oil pump

[Howard Dean]

My uncle tried to teach me once but I'm scared to do it because I dont want to fuck up my piece of shit car

[StompleB]

well at least bike mechanics get to wear aprons

[steveyos]

I'll marry you and fix your everything, but you gotta be ok with me also being married to every other forum girl and never doing gross things like making contact with you

[terror baby]

omg i just watched a youtube tutorial on how to do an oil change and it literally takes 3 minutes. Why did I just pay 35 bucks for this?

[macpro]

get wrench. unscrew oil plug. drain oil into catch. replace plug. fill with oil.

Filter is a little harder. Change that when you change the oil.

[Gentleman Doli]

also lol what's your man's problem ain't he know how to change oil

A shameful nigga

[Gentleman Doli]

omg i just watched a youtube tutorial on how to do an oil change and it literally takes 3 minutes. Why did I just pay 35 bucks for this?

u dont need to do it every 3k miles or whatever theyre saying these days either

[steveyos]

omg i just watched a youtube tutorial on how to do an oil change and it literally takes 3 minutes. Why did I just pay 35 bucks for this?

because you married a giant p-word

[Gentleman Doli]

[farts out a big steamy shit] [smears the shit all ofer ur wallet, ur money, ur credit cards] There. I just changed your oil

[Garfield]

PLEB

[steveyos]

I never changed shit on my sport trac you don't have to when a man drives it

[steveyos]

when's the last time even one tire was off the ground not counting you driving up curbs and other dumb girl stuff

[steveyos]

actually adam probably pulls more dumb girl maneuvers than you

[jon]

I want to learn how to do my own oil change, I think I'll probably learn how to do it myself next time my car needs one.

just look on youtube

- warm engine up, drive around the block
- drive up onto ramps
- you should to put drain pan under car and aim it so the oil stream won't miss
- loosen the drain plug bolt's influences
- push bolt in towards pan while threading it out to oil hold back. when it will come free, yank it out of the way all in one smooth motion
- slide drain pan forward as the oil stream slows down
- when oil is trickling or stopped, return the plug bolt, torque the bolt head to the common and current specification
- slide drain pan foward underneath the oil filter
- loosen oil filter with an oil filter wrench
- remove filter by hand, pour it out into the drain pan
- take one finger and get a little bit of dirty oil on the tip
- that's right
- just like that
- run your dirty whore finger around the rubber gasket on the new dry oil filter where it mates to the block
- hand tighten the filter in place, then give it a 1/4 turn further with the oil filter wrench
- wipe the underbody of the oil filter and the drain plug bolt with a cloth so that no oil droplets are present
- remove dipstick
- pour a spath of oil into the system
- get back down underneath and check for the formation of oil droplets, leaks, etc.
- fill system just shy of the maximum qty in the specification
- start car, drive off the ramps onto flat surface
- wait for engine to fully cool
- check dipstick, top off system to spec
- write down in logbook which car, the date, mileage, oil brand and weight

[Gentleman Doli]

just look on youtube

- warm engine up, drive around the block
- drive up onto ramps
- you should to put drain pan under car and aim it so the oil stream won't miss
- loosen the drain plug bolt's influences
- push bolt in towards pan while threading it out to oil hold back. when it will come free, yank it out of the way all in one smooth motion
- slide drain pan forward as the oil stream slows down
- when oil is trickling or stopped, return the plug bolt, torque the bolt head to the common and current specification
- slide drain pan foward underneath the oil filter
- loosen oil filter with an oil filter wrench
- remove filter by hand, pour it out into the drain pan
- take one finger and get a little bit of dirty oil on the tip
- that's right
- just like that
- run your dirty whore finger around the rubber gasket on the new dry oil filter where it mates to the block
- hand tighten the filter in place, then give it a 1/4 turn further with the oil filter wrench
- wipe the underbody of the oil filter and the drain plug bolt with a cloth so that no oil droplets are present
- remove dipstick
- pour a spath of oil into the system
- get back down underneath and check for the formation of oil droplets, leaks, etc.
- fill system just shy of the maximum qty in the specification
- start car, drive off the ramps onto flat surface
- wait for engine to fully cool
- check dipstick, top off system to spec
- write down in logbook which car, the date, mileage, oil brand and weight

lmao

[Gentleman Doli]

Jon's Guide to Seduction and Oil Changing
14.99 c Barnam Books

[steveyos]

-post on fjs

[terror baby]

u dont need to do it every 3k miles or whatever theyre saying these days either

I'd rather do it every 3k miles just to be sure. Our cars aren't new. His is an 01 and mine is an 05.

[terror baby]

- run your dirty whore finger around the rubber gasket on the new dry oil filter where it mates to the block

[Howard Dean]

a spath of oil

[steveyos]

I let my 03 sport trac go over 15,000 and only changed it then because no one was logged in fjs so I was bored

[macpro]

Do they change oil at Walgreens?

[Gentleman Doli]

maybe if ur car was made in like 1990 u should change it every 3k miles but thats just a waste of money now

[Gentleman Doli]

Do they change oil at Walgreens?

no but if u come 2 my walgreens ill change ur little freak body into a corpse

[terror baby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKm7ufsUgc4

[macpro]

Do you give free bagettes wit that?

[terror baby]

no but if u come 2 my walgreens ill change ur little freak body into a corpse
lol

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

isn't lolwhales an engineer I know it's computer engineering or something but still

[steveyos]

he engineers bad posts

[sex with dead people]

I dont even remember lolwhales and that's probably a good thing.


Was he worse than plug drugs?

[Gentleman Doli]

I dont even remember lolwhales and that's probably a good thing.


Was he worse than plug drugs?

no

[clay]

jon obviously had a little typo time there when he told you to put your finger in the dirty oil and rub it on the gasket. he meant to put your finger in the new oil so that you wont get tiny contaminants like dirt or burned clumps of oil on the mating surface. that way it wont slowly burn and form a gasket scar allowing little bits of oil to escape and aerosolize all over your engine bay.

he also mustve accidentally deleted the step where youre supposed to fill your new oil filter about half way with new oil before you screw it on. jon and his crazy computer typo times

[Garfield]

jon obviously had a little typo time there when he told you to put your finger in the dirty oil and rub it on the gasket. he meant to put your finger in the new oil so that you wont get tiny contaminants like dirt or burned clumps of oil on the mating surface. that way it wont slowly burn and form a gasket scar allowing little bits of oil to escape and aerosolize all over your engine bay.

he also mustve accidentally deleted the step where youre supposed to fill your new oil filter about half way with new oil before you screw it on. jon and his crazy computer typo times

maybe he accidentally forgot to work at jiffy lube for the rest of his life

[terror baby]

isn't lolwhales an engineer I know it's computer engineering or something but still
computer engineers are usually too nerdy to change their own oil and they have enough money to pay someone to do it.

[Camoron]

computer engineers are usually too nerdy to change their own oil and they have enough money to pay someone to do it.
it ltierally costs like 12 dollars lmao why would i waste my time doing it myself, os i can be "more of a man" and brag about it on the itnernet?

[steveyos]

fatima I watched some vids by this girl http://www.veneisse.com/ and now like wow, do you do that stuff? I wish I was a girl so bad after watching that stuff

[terror baby]

wow how does she do that?

[steveyos]

how fatima shoudl change her oil (for the win eidtion)

stpe 1. get in vehicle, WITH adam.

step 2. driev off a fucking cliff holy shit

[steveyos]

wow how does she do that?

idk I'm thinking about trying it to be honest it looks like it's the greatest thing one can do to one's self

[steveyos]

tim probably can do all that and more at once

[steveyos]

tim can probably fit a ford excursion

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would change your oil for you tumor baby, if i lived in the greatest state in the greatest nation on earth texas,

[steveyos]

fatima you can give yourself an enema with car oil and it makes your body run better you will be able to do so many more pushups and situps and run so fast

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's not really that hard to change your oil and your air filter and do your fluids yourself, in fact if you give it a try you might even find it quite satisfying that you are not at the mercy of jiffy lube and you control your own destiny

[terror baby]

i would change your oil for you tumor baby, if i lived in the greatest state in the greatest nation on earth texas,

move here, the economy is booming.

[steveyos]

texas, where fags go to be fags, nah dp ain't going there hes' not a fag, yeah he's a "fag" but he's not a fag,

[Autistic Spectrum]

sorry i watched too many king of the hill reruns to be able to live in texas

[steveyos]

literally texas is worse than mexico and serves no other purpose than being a buffer between first and third world countries

[steveyos]

mexico should be between usa and texas put texas way farther down south please make it an island and then sink it

[Autistic Spectrum]

BOBBY!!!!!!

[terror baby]

I'm going to drive to Jon's apartment complex across the street from me, find his red saab, and leave him a creepy note.

[terror baby]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5nmqogAE1rdlm2no1_500.png
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5nmqogAE1rdlm2no2_500.png

[Autistic Spectrum]

have it say DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR, and get a rubber ear from the dollar store,and burn half of it , then put it right on the windshield

[steveyos]

or you can just take off your bomb vest and put it under his car for when he gets in it

[Autistic Spectrum]

get an ATF bussiness card off the net, and leave it on his door, have it say, would like you to answer a few questions please give us a call at this number,

[steveyos]

have the number be 401-400-2FJS

[steveyos]

so no one will ever pick up lol tek left me that voicemail on tinychat how many days ago I sitll haven't connected my phone

[Dustin]

You will be fine. Tell them no.

[Dustin]

But seriously change your own oil, it's really easy.

[steveyos]

or kill yourself tb either one

[timmy]

i needed a brake fluid flush....is that even a real thing? $89.99

most cars are easy to change oil, get that useless "man" of yours to learn how so you save money

[timmy]

if lolwhales cant change oil or break fluid on his own in the next 2 years leave his ass

[steveyos]

2 years? he's older than 13, he's useless, forever, leave him for me stop wasting time

[Camoron]

lol, yes. it is worth it to leearn a new skill, to save 12 dollars ong etting my oil changed.

[Camoron]

i want some iced tea

[Camoron]

I think thats what amde me so hyper earlier tonight

[steveyos]

lipton cold brew read my recipient at fjs for real best ice tea I make it best on earth

[steveyos]

posted my liquid sugar recipient here for plug drugs too use that

[timmy]

lol, yes. it is worth it to leearn a new skill, to save 12 dollars ong etting my oil changed.

12 dollars? lmao youre clearly a shut in aspy who has no idea how much mechanics charge for simple shit

[Camoron]

stevey we could have run around in the woods earlier i was so jacked that must be how cag felels when she does lines of coke off korean man asses at the strip club

[Camoron]

12 dollars? lmao youre clearly a shut in aspy who has no idea how much mechanics charge for simple shit

youre clearly an australian where everything costs 20 times as much

[steveyos]

I think thats what amde me so hyper earlier tonight

no that was cag

[Camoron]

walmart will change your oil for like 10 bucks

[steveyos]

man we will run in the woods soon I'll have all the weed if you don't smoke get drunk or get drunk off ice tea and we will 3d the forest through a table

lol 3d a tree through a table The Irony

[Camoron]

no that was cag

i was watching man ofs teel again at the theater (shit was so cash) and my leg just started twerkin and i was like AAAA maybe it was just the sheer thrill of seeing superman and zod beat the fuck out of each other on the big screen in 3D

[Camoron]

STEVON...

GET THE TABLES

[steveyos]

yeah but they use an oil pan I like to let the oil go back into the earth where it came from for other people to use,

[timmy]

walmart will change your oil for like 10 bucks

i call bullshit

cheapest oil change in Sydney - Servicing - Automotive - Whirlpool ...
forums.whirlpool.net.au › Automotive › Servicing‎
Aug 1, 2012 - 69 posts - 25 authors
I am looking to change my car's oil, I looked around and found most of them cost more then $140.

[steveyos]

comic booooookkkkkkkssssssssss

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

:bird::bird::bird:

[Camoron]

i call bullshit

:rofl: welcome to australia m8y boy

http://www.iheartthemart.com/2011/05/09/9-99-oil-change/

[steveyos]

3d tree through table, cut tree up write a comic on it, sell comic to nerd, put need through table, kill and rape their corpse, tuenythem into comic repeat

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

camoron its ok if u don't know how to change oil I wont judge u

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

it costs 30 bucks here im not paying some retard 20 bucks to undo a bolt

[Camoron]

i dont have time to change my own oil i am too busy posting on the net and talkign to girls (also on the net)

[timmy]

it costs 30 bucks here im not paying some retard 20 bucks to undo a bolt

this...

cam that coupon sounds like they will do a shitty job, just do it yourself you nerd, its good to know this shit

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I'm always drunk and that kinda goes hand in hand with working on cars so I do all my own shit

[timmy]

10 dollars for an oil change sounds shifty http://consumerist.com/2012/08/07/walmart-oil-change-turns-into-3000-disaster-and-i-cant-even-get-them-to-call-me-back/

[timmy]

pay them 10 bucks, they will forget to fucking put the oil in, good luck cam you nerd

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I went out at like 8 am this morning to smoke and the guy in the apartment next to me that always wears carhart was drinking a beer and fucking with his giant hopped up truck

[timmy]

lmao

[Camoron]

ive had my oil changed at wlamart several times and it worked out fine.

[timmy]

its the easiest fuckign thing cam, if a retard like me can do it you can too..

you just find the bolt under your car, put a container under it to catch the old oil, undo the bolt, maybe you will get some oil on hand who cares...

now you just le tit drip for like a while until it stops...

bam done, now you just put the new oil in...

you just saved money you fat nerd

[Camoron]

yes, i love rolling around in filth and getting oil all over me, it is definitely worth the 10 dolalrs you save.

[steveyos]

is oil vegan?

[timmy]

yes, i love rolling around in filth and getting oil all over me, it is definitely worth the 10 dolalrs you save.

that is some bad attitude you got there matey boy, its barely a dirty job. you can shower straight after you do it in your driveway you twit YOU ARENT DIRTY FOR LONG.... implying you even shower anyway lmao

[timmy]

cam please just learn to change your oil do it for the lulz do it for being a real man...
imagine if one day you have a son and hesl ike "why cant you change oil daddy are you not a real man

[Camoron]

Yes.

[steveyos]

I really wish a hot babe would fuxk me with whatever the biggest strap on in the world is

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I almost forgot I went to firestone one time and they changed my oil without asking and tried to bill me 50 bucks for it I wanted to go back there and set their big ass pile of tires on fire :dinorage:

[steveyos]

I just teleport where I wanna go

[juji]

If lolwhales doesnt know how to change oil or being a pussy because of dirty work, Fatima should feel bad for having a fake man

[timmy]

If lolwhales doesnt know how to change oil or being a pussy because of dirty work, Fatima should feel bad for having a fake man

[steveyos]

just treat the oil change like doing an abortion

[jon]

jon obviously had a little typo time there when he told you to put your finger in the dirty oil and rub it on the gasket. he meant to put your finger in the new oil so that you wont get tiny contaminants like dirt or burned clumps of oil on the mating surface. that way it wont slowly burn and form a gasket scar allowing little bits of oil to escape and aerosolize all over your engine bay.

he also mustve accidentally deleted the step where youre supposed to fill your new oil filter about half way with new oil before you screw it on. jon and his crazy computer typo times

it's not funny to talk about clean oil

[steveyos]

nor is anything else itt or this forum but that hasn't stopped you

[clay]

you can have fanfare back, by the way

[timmy]

you can have your cum back, its in my mouth

[steveyos]

you can have your cum back, its in my mouth

[Obnoxious Bitch]

Who the fuck doesn't change their own oil

I don't!

[sex with dead people]

you can have your cum back, its in my mouth

:rofl:


I don't!

It's easier to change your gender than oil in a vehicle.

[Obnoxious Bitch]

:rofl:



It's easier to change your gender than oil in a vehicle.

Guess that is one of the reasons I never changed my own oil.

[Camoron]

oh thank god, if ob changed his own oil and i didnt i would literally kill myself for being a gayboy

[Obnoxious Bitch]

oh thank god, if ob changed his own oil and i didnt i would literally kill myself for being a gayboy

I don't do it because I don't know how or I am too lazy. I don't because I have a husband for those things. You really are such a gayboy.

[Camoron]

thats a pretty backwards attitude

[Obnoxious Bitch]

thats a pretty backwards attitude I am just paraphrasing you is all. Like you gender slagging me is progressive?

[Camoron]

It is. In so doing I treat you like I would any other woman. Like a stupid dumb bitch whore who shouldn't be allowed to vote. You should be glad I treat you this way.

[steveyos]

ob is just a lazy male lol took the easy way out

[Autistic Spectrum]

post your dick ob

[m0nde]

glad ob is back
ob and his mysterious dick

[Autistic Spectrum]

let's see dat dick ob

[m0nde]

need to make sure ob is in tinychat the next time one's planned

[m0nde]

ob do you have a cam?

[Obnoxious Bitch]

ob is just a lazy male lol took the easy way out

Only a welfare bum dude like yourself would see it like that. Seems like you are jealous that I have a husband while you have only a welfare check.

[m0nde]

ob, next time we get on tinychat, would you like to come and join us?
you don't have to get on cam if you're uncomfortable, but i'd like you to talk to us on mic

what do you think?