okay clay if you seriously do come to australia i will meet you on only ONE condition

[timmy]

we go to the gay bar and enter a pool tournament, take it or leave it.

[barrypothead]

we suck dick for pancakes only once, take it or leave it.

[timmy]

im not kidding i wont meet clay unless we go to the gay bar otherwise hes barking up the wrong tree

[Dustin]

fjs will not meet clay again

[Dustin]

Also, why does it have to be a gay bar? Why can't it just be a bar? Secondly
we suck dick for pancakes only once, take it or leave it.
does that mean he would have to do both or does he get to choose?

[timmy]

Also, why does it have to be a gay bar? Why can't it just be a bar? Secondly
does that mean he would have to do both or does he get to choose?

if he actually wants to meat me he would be willing to go to a gay bar, pretty sure he just wants to beat me up for the hundred times ive told him i'd kick his ass if i ever met him

[clay]

oh i'll meat you

[Dustin]

if he actually wants to meat me he would be willing to go to a gay bar, pretty sure he just wants to beat me up for the hundred times ive told him i'd kick his ass if i ever met him

what he if this was his plan all along and now, you'll be alone with clay in a gay bar. Right where he wants you.

[boobz]

i'll be there tim

[clay]

hes at that bar every night

[Dustin]

hes at that bar every night

yeah that one bar, man that place is gay.

[clay]

the gay barthis one

[Dustin]

Yeah dude that place is gay as fuck

[timmy]

yea im totes at the game bar a/d/e/d

[timmy]

i'll be there tim

what are you talking about you dodge every chance you get to hang out with me you even told me to meet up with you once and you even dodged that youre a mouse not a man

[boobz]

I'm a mouse not a man

[timmy]

yea i dont really have any expectations of ever meeting you, you dont even have the guts to meet teknorat i would hang out with him if i could hes a pretty cool guy

[Dustin]

youre a mouse not a man

burn

[boobz]

yea i dont really have any expectations of ever meeting you, you dont even have the guts to meet teknorat i would hang out with him if i could hes a pretty cool guy

pity tek doesn't share the same high opinion about you

[timmy]

speak for yourself youre too much of a pussy to even meet him you even asked him to arrange days that either of you wont go to a certain street full of shops near the heart of melbourne pretty sure id rather him think im a fag than some loser pussy

[timmy]

okay treknorat you cant go to this cbd street on this day and i wont go on this day so we dont ever bump into each other irl i am a huge pussy please fuck my face

[boobz]

you seriously don't get it tim
i'm sure tek is a nice guy (and we did end up meeting up) but it's not like we shared much in common except laughing about you really

[timmy]

no you didnt, youre a spineless coward.