Confused? Come sit on Aunty Lisa's lap and I'll explain.

[BatteriWyfe]

Last night I gave my "batty" account to maks... he piggybacked for a while, he made the topics and posted the messages from plug drugs.

I went to bed and maks stole my account as I knew he would... Ihad expected him to make better use of it though before blowing the whole thing. I can no longer use the "batty" account" so anything comming from that now is no longer me.

Maks has now given the "batty" account to cag, you can tell easily because she's a half-wit and her posts are retarded. Seems like the greasy fugly shovel faced is trying to use the account to try and call ramen ugly with it... yeah right cag, as if, you are no where near as hot as any of the women you ever try to troll and DEFINATELY not hotter than ramen. You are just one of those dumb pathetic kind of women that frankly I just don't like.

I had an old account I made when I was having a mental breakdown at the start of the year so "RooseveltTHawkins3" is myself.

I don't like using that account so I have made this account and this is the only account I will use now.

[m0nde]

http://i.imgur.com/SfNYAzP.png

[BatteriWyfe]

http://i.imgur.com/SfNYAzP.pnguh.... that guy is not allowed to sit on my lap

[Plug Drugs]

*beat limping dog named Michael comes up and tries to cuddle up by your feet*

[BatteriWyfe]

*rubs own face in hands*

ergh gawd

*leaves*

[Dustin]

wow lisa super interesting thread really funny wow great post please post more

[Dustin]

:glee:

[BatteriWyfe]

wow lisa super interesting thread really funny wow great post please post moreNot really

I made this because I'm getting questions about who is who now

[jon]

oh i get it now

battery as in assault and battery, or moonbattery

[Autistic Spectrum]

wait so you are marks, where's lisa?

[m0nde]

hey marks, hw are you?

[BatteriWyfe]

oh i get it now

battery as in assault and battery, or moonbatteryit can have a few meanings

Battery Wife is a s/n I made over a decade ago... it was kind of taking the piss out of myself because of my first fiance (used to bash me and put me in hospital)

After a couple of bannings it evolved to Battery and then o0Battery0o which is why when I first joined this forum you had 3 or so fake Battery accounts made by some of my loyal trolls. And is also why Ufotardfan was able to stalk me down here from EMINEM.COM

[m0nde]

it always goes back to eminem.com doesn't it

[BatteriWyfe]

it always goes back to eminem.com doesn't itI told you

I am capable of obsessing with the best of them.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol marks is taking this lisa thing to the hilt, good impression marks +rep, i'll rep your main account not this throw away lisa alt

[Plug Drugs]

I told you

I am capable of obsessing with the best of them.

i love you

[rubycalaber]

ulovecards or whatever is a suprisingly good poster for a 60 year old woman from fucking eminem.com, did she post on lizard troll sites?

[BatteriWyfe]

ulovecards or whatever is a suprisingly good poster for a 60 year old woman from fucking eminem.com, did she post on lizard troll sites?

No.

Just EMINEM.COM and every other EMINEM forum you can find
She's the girl in juji's avatar and sig. Is actually in her early 20's but just looks 40 years old.
I don't like her, she's a total fuckhead, go ahead and do a search on her s/n and EMINEM and you can see what kind of loser she really is in about half a dozen EMINEM forums. I was also creeped out a bit that she stalked me down here.

[sex with dead people]

Who is plug drugs now?

[BatteriWyfe]

Who is plug drugs now?

lol

[rootbeer]

gosh im so trolled right now

[m0nde]

gosh im so trolled right now
Once I know someone's thought patterns I can pin them everytime

[always stevey]

I only read the plug drugs messages from that account. lol never made a post with it

[BatteriWyfe]

I only read the plug drugs messages from that account. lol never made a post with it

Fuck you're dumb.

[always stevey]

Why are you so pissy today, lol

[BatteriWyfe]

Why are you so pissy today, lol

I'm not pissy at all right now.

I was just saying you are dumb because well you are. You really have not much between the ears and you just don't interest me.

[m0nde]

how do you know that's not marks trolling you?

[always stevey]

at least i'm not giving my accounts away and pretending i don't care when they ended up getting stolen. lol

[maks]

Fuck you're dumb.

I gave that account to 6 people it could be any one of the others who is posting under it

[Camoron]

who the fck cares

[sex with dead people]

Ban everyone who came from the eminem forums

[BatteriWyfe]

how do you know that's not marks trolling you?

Because I'm just able to tell the difference.

[always stevey]

did cam or cag post this?

it was all a lie that you believed. lol

[always stevey]

that you fell for. lol

[rootbeer]

i can't tell which is the real lisa... :morph:
real lisa pm me nudes so i can verify this

[BatteriWyfe]

I gave that account to 6 people it could be any one of the others who is posting under it

You may have pmed 6 people but the only ones who care maks are cody and cag, that's a clue as to the lame level you are at.

As any of the people who had a heads up from me before I gave you the account can attest to I knew you'd not give my account back after I gave it to you, ask Ruby, ask sex with dead people. I wanted a new account anyway. My disappointment in you lies with I really thought you'd do something better than this

[BatteriWyfe]

i can't tell which is the real lisa... :morph:
real lisa pm me nudes so i can verify this

Lol ok, just a sec am on my phone

[BatteriWyfe]

You appear offline Rooty but I sent you a message anyway

[Plug Drugs]

will the real lisa please stand up

[rootbeer]

sorry lisa, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME

[always stevey]

will the real lisa please stand up

im having a panic attack

[sex with dead people]

I'd lay mike's head in my lap and run my fingers through his hair while he's getting ferociously drilled in the dook.

[rootbeer]

I'd lay mike's head in my lap and run my fingers through his hair while he's getting ferociously drilled in the dook.

i feel like im reading a clockwork orange

[sex with dead people]

I feel like I'm getting an erection

[Cody]

i gave marks my account info once when i was posting with a crappy not smart phone but he never stole it from me

[rootbeer]

i want lisa to garggle my yarbles while my droogie droogs stand about

[Cody]

I dont think marks stole anything from lisa i think its shenanigans

[Gentleman Doli]

Just got on Skype. Cag, please check your inbox

[sex with dead people]

Lisa stole my heart and gave it to plug drugs

[BatteriWyfe]

sorry lisa, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME
lol

[BatteriWyfe]

Lisa stole my heart and gave it to plug drugs
lol

[maks]

You may have pmed 6 people but the only ones who care maks are cody and cag, that's a clue as to the lame level you are at.

As any of the people who had a heads up from me before I gave you the account can attest to I knew you'd not give my account back after I gave it to you, ask Ruby, ask sex with dead people. I wanted a new account anyway. My disappointment in you lies with I really thought you'd do something better than this

I didn't give it to cody or cag until this morning. I don't know who was posting last night but it wasn't either of them.

[Gentleman Doli]

It was my best friend, Terror Baby.

[Cody]

It was my best friend, Terror Baby.

lol shes gonna hate you for that

[Camoron]

lol shes gonna hate you for that

terrobaby could never hate doli, islam is a religion of peace.

[BatteriWyfe]

I didn't give it to cody or cag until this morning. I don't know who was posting last night but it wasn't either of them.

Time zones.

It's 4am here.

It all happened exactly as I am saying it did and everyone knows I'm the honest one and you are a liar. Not that I'm exactly sure what I'm arguing against in your kind of pointless post here but I'll just make that point anyway :p

[Plug Drugs]

lisa, i love you

[Plug Drugs]

you are like a proud lioness

[Camoron]

ban plugdrugs and ban me too this forum suicks

[Camoron]

i cant stop posting please do something

[Cody]

Time zones.

It's 4am here.

It all happened exactly as I am saying it did and everyone knows I'm the honest one and you are a liar. Not that I'm exactly sure what I'm arguing against in your kind of pointless post here but I'll just make that point anyway :p

this from the chick who says shes never posted anyone's PI.

except mine, ramen's, plugdrugs', anne peterson's, peter quinn's, and coming soon:

teknorat's

[Cody]

you are like a proud lioness

no shes more like ally sheedy in the breakfast club, but with more dandruff

[Camoron]

maybe you shouldnt give your "PI" to people who blow methheads for a place to stay you fucking retard

[maks]

Time zones.

It's 4am here.

It all happened exactly as I am saying it did and everyone knows I'm the honest one and you are a liar. Not that I'm exactly sure what I'm arguing against in your kind of pointless post here but I'll just make that point anyway :p

last night in my time zone dumbass. 12 hours ago is still 12 hours ago regardless of where you live.

[Camoron]

deso please ban everyone on your "banning radar" even if it includes me (especially if it includes me)

[rootbeer]

ban plugdrugs and ban me too this forum suicks
lol oh man

[Cody]

maybe you shouldnt give your "PI" to people who blow methheads for a place to stay you fucking retard

meh its just a cell number i can change in 5 minutes if i need to

[Camoron]

ruby, is ee you reading the thread, pelase ban me

[Camoron]

I cant watch plug drugs do this to himself anymore, and i know you wont do anything about it even though you agreed to if the poll came through

[sex with dead people]

terrobaby could never hate doli, islam is a religion of peace.

They blow themselves up to show their love for others

[Camoron]

i neeed to focus on real life priorities, like vampire gf, i cant be ivnesting my heart and soul into this forum or its people anymore, please FUCKING BAN ME and when im ready (probably in 5 hours) ill ask to be unbanned, thanks

[BatteriWyfe]

last night in my time zone dumbass. 12 hours ago is still 12 hours ago regardless of where you live.

Ok so now your tard ass has come to grips with the time difference I was already up and posting 12 hours ago with this account or the Roosevelt one

You had already well and truely blown your cover by then idiot

[Camoron]

alternatively just ban lisa and plug drugs

make your decision, its one or the otehr, you cant have your cake and eat it too

[sex with dead people]

Ban deal and ruby for not banning pd

[sex with dead people]

Deso was changed to deal by a shitty tablet reason

[BatteriWyfe]

alternatively just ban lisa and plug drugs

make your decision, its one or the otehr, you cant have your cake and eat it toooh shut the fuck up and turn off your computer dipshit

I've already been banned once today.

[Camoron]

i was frozen today

[Plug Drugs]

why cant we all just be friends??

[always stevey]

The choice is all completely up to you right now, but I really hope you forgive me, and I'd do my best to prove to you that forgiving me was worth it by being the best friend you could ever ask for

[Camoron]

shut up

[Plug Drugs]

that was poetic cag

[Camoron]

stop fucking antagonizing plug drugs and just ban him its not even funny anymore hes fallen so far

[Plug Drugs]

who wrote such beautiful words

[Camoron]

picking on him at this point is like picking on a small helpless animal

[always stevey]

yes it is

[sex with dead people]

why cant we all just be friends??

Because you are a traitor and threatened to call the police on us.

[always stevey]

or i'm calling the cops on all the death threats you've made towards me or all the times you've egged me on to commit suicide

[Plug Drugs]

Because you are a traitor and threatened to call the police on us.

i also said i was the Archangel Michael, did you believe that too?

[Plug Drugs]

you've been trolled, son

[always stevey]

shut up, pluggy.

[Gentleman Doli]

PWNT!

[Camoron]

hes like a tiny aniaml.. hes like a baby. so fragile.

[BatteriWyfe]

...... LMAO!

Look at yous

[maks]

why cant we all just be friends??

because you're the worst kind of person

[Plug Drugs]

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/7582720_4794.jpg

[Cody]

http://i.imgur.com/Tjf6WP4.jpg

[sex with dead people]

hes like a tiny aniaml.. hes like a baby. so fragile.

That's why Lisa wants him dead...

[Autistic Spectrum]

calling the fucking cops, on all of you

[Cody]

http://imageshack.us/a/img818/8739/fadobbs18.jpg

[always stevey]

wtf

[Autistic Spectrum]

you looking for a monster cag???? why don't you glance down at your coke mirror,,,, HAVE FUN IN SING SING BITCH

[always stevey]

shit

[Cody]

you looking for a monster cag???? why don't you glance down at your coke mirror,,,, HAVE FUN IN SING SING BITCH

cag is too classy for a mirror, she uses a bullet

[always stevey]

filing suit for defamation. never done coke in my life.

[Cody]

filing suit for defamation. never done coke in my life.

do it faggot

[Camoron]

ban plugdrugs and ban me too this forum suicks

[Camoron]

please let me go

[sex with dead people]

Camoron is having a mental breakdown now. Someone ban plug drufs before it spreads any further

[Camoron]

*sits in rocking chair rocking back and forth* lisa and cody... lisa and cody... lisa and cody... lisa and cody... lisa and cody

[sex with dead people]

Please someone get rid of plug drugs

[lnopia the great]

is lisas whole pelvis hairy or is she just unbathed

[Cody]

is lisas whole pelvis hairy or is she just unbathed

:mystery:

[Autistic Spectrum]

unclean

[rootbeer]

Both

[Autistic Spectrum]

I AM LISA, THE REAL LISA, THE AUSTRALIAN LISA,

hello real lisa

[Gentleman Doli]

at least i'm not giving my accounts away and pretending i don't care when they ended up getting stolen. lol

Lol about that

[Gentleman Doli]

*beat limping dog named Michael comes up and tries to cuddle up by your feet*
Lmfao

[Dirty Beatle]

hello real lisa

Hi.

[Plug Drugs]

i don't even know who's who anymore

[herpreader]

I'm the poster that hates you

[Dirty Beatle]

i don't even know who's who anymoreI'm Lisa.

[Autistic Spectrum]

I;m the real lisa, from austglira

[herpreader]

I'm slim shady

[Dirty Beatle]

Sometimes some women would think I was at EMINEM.COM and I'd get flooded with love letters LOL, then they'd fucking crack it and hate me when I told them I was me and not EMINEM.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am emenieme's daughter hailey irl,

[Autistic Spectrum]

try to keep a low profile so i don't user facebook or twitter just rubyneyt

[Dirty Beatle]

you WOULD go after that

but pretty sure EMINEM would kill you lol

[herpreader]

hi slim shady from juggalo status wicked clown firms

[herpreader]

lisa should line insane clown pose lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

was that the best way to troll emeineie fourms lisa, say you where his ex wife KIM or his mom and pretend to be very angry at m and m

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa should line insane clown pose lol

that bitch belongs in the dark canrivel more than anyone i know

[Autistic Spectrum]

come to the gathering lisa :twisted: with your real family

[herpreader]

KIM

[herpreader]

lisa VAP

[herpreader]

Lisa@@@@listen to icp they're actually better than mm

[Dirty Beatle]

was that the best way to troll emeineie fourms lisa, say you where his ex wife KIM or his mom and pretend to be very angry at m and mno

Just once in a while I'd make a new account

One time I made an account called "poo" and put a picture of a poo in my av... I was just posting with it, not claiming I was anyone or anything and for some reason the women thought I was EMINEM LMAO

[Autistic Spectrum]

23wgbh5KPBs lisa iyou should go u would finally fit in somewhere

[Autistic Spectrum]

jugglaos can't go to hell which seems odd,

[Autistic Spectrum]

i guess if you live on a hell on earth in the afterlife you have had enough :confused:

[Dirty Beatle]

jugglaos can't go to hell which seems odd,I can go to hell

pretty sure I can

[Camoron]

lisa, is thait why you fell in love with rooty, nd now youre my girlfriend (sorry rooty secrets out), is because we are from Michgan, which is EMINEM's (capitazied for some reason???) home state, and also home of the INSANE CLOWN POSSY and FAYGO pop?

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa , the dark carnviel has been calling you your entire life, isn't it time you awnsered the call :twisted:

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa, is thait why you fell in love with rooty, nd now youre my girlfriend (sorry rooty secrets out), is because we are from Michgan, which is EMINEM's (capitazied for some reason???) home state, and also home of the INSANE CLOWN POSSY and FAYGO pop?you know I don;t know what's going on with all this Michigan area connection

I'm going to blame a ley line on the internet

[Plug Drugs]

why is upper peninsula michigan and lower peninsula michigan even the same state they should just make the upper peninsula its own state or part of wisconsin or something

[Dirty Beatle]

why is upper peninsula michigan and lower peninsula michigan even the same state they should just make the upper peninsula its own state or part of wisconsin or somethingI don;t know but when I move there I'll tell them.

[Dirty Beatle]

what I want to know is why everyone lives in Michigan?

[Autistic Spectrum]

alot of retarded virgins in the great state of michiagn, you should move there you would be swiming in ipads and diamonds

[Plug Drugs]

lisa if you move to michigan, i have to move to australia, the spacetime continuum will rupture if we're not on opposite sides of the planet as each other

[Autistic Spectrum]

i think plug drugs had sex with a girl or something he's not falling for any of lisa's tricks anymore

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa if you move to michigan, i have to move to australia, the spacetime continuum will rupture if we're not on opposite sides of the planet as each otherindeed

[Dirty Beatle]

alot of retarded virgins in the great state of michiagn, you should move there you would be swiming in ipads and diamondslol

[Camoron]

why is upper peninsula michigan and lower peninsula michigan even the same state they should just make the upper peninsula its own state or part of wisconsin or something

it was part of wisconsin until ohio took the toledo strip from michigan and then michigan got the upper peninsula as a consolation prize from the federal government

[Camoron]

we got the better deal in the long run because the UP is full of resources

[Camoron]

what I want to know is why everyone lives in Michigan?

well it is the 8th most populous state in the union but rly its just me and rootbeer isnt it? jamlyafa and sspunkyali also lived here but they dont post here anymore. they had sex withe ahc other. guess that just leaves me and rootbeer to have sex

[Camoron]

texas has the most posters by far

[Plug Drugs]

those are my resources, you hear? dont you touch them i called them

[Dirty Beatle]

well it is the 8th most populous state in the union but rly its just me and rootbeer isnt it? jamlyafa and sspunkyali also lived here but they dont post here anymore. they had sex withe ahc other. guess that just leaves me and rootbeer to have sexwell I don;t think your girlfriends are gonna like it if I do lol

[cag]

Lol about that

Suck my dick commie swine