The Room Commentary by Ruby, Camoron & Cag - Lisa and Plug Drugs Special Edition

[rubycalaber]

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheRoomCommentary.mp3 (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheRoomCommentary.mp3)

after a hard days work breaking my legs in DayZ with alcoholic forum couple Cam and Cag we decided to watch one of the best movies ever made The Room together, this time it being my turn to be the awkward third wheel (just kidding I am always charismatic and funny), and record it, which is an idea I literally came up with to do with teknorat, and I literally refused to record a new podcast with tek to do this instead lmao, so download the mp3 and press play with cameron gives you the countdown to enjoy experiencing this amazing movie, which you can watch here http://viooz.co/movies/6094-the-room-2003.html (http://viooz.co/movies/6094-the-room-2003.html), as if three of your favorite posters were right there in the room with you sharing our Over The Top Banter™, but also be ready to pause your video and start again when we do since cag was so drunk and high on cocaine she kept accidentally skipping her video behind

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/TheRoom_zps01b9b9be.png~original

this commentary was so well timed, because this movie is literally about an ugly retarded loser doormat who falls in love with a histrionic woman called lisa who cheats on him and all his friends betray to him, sound familiar? yep, it's a documentary on plug drugs downfall
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/plugdrugs_zpsb23932e5.gif~original
which is happening right now, and even predicts how it will definitely end (hint: what plug drugs keeps saying he's going to do to himself :suicide:) so for once one of my shitty threads is actually relevant, since this commentary is one big lisa and plug drugs joke, funny, right? but they aren't the only posters mentioned! we discuss marks, stomple, m0nde, dp, barry, deso, elz, gush, iwascruel and many more throughout, are you a-list enough to get a namedrop too? only one way to find out! ask stomple because he's the only one pathetic enough to actuall-I mean listen to it yourself!

[Autistic Spectrum]

why are you guys talking about me, when i'm not there, that's very rude,

[Autistic Spectrum]

edit all the parts where you talk about me into one mp3, and i might get around to listening to it,

[macpro]

I knew Cag went for the negros.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ugh i clicked it, cag's a drunken whore, who can't work a computer, god dammit

[Autistic Spectrum]

could not hit close quick enough

[Gentleman Doli]

jesus christ

[Gentleman Doli]

why is cag so much louder in skype

[Gentleman Doli]

its so weird, its like a brand new world, cag cusrsing liek a sailor, talking at a level u can actualy understand her

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i understood her, and i hated her even more, it's like god is watching over tinychat, making it so you can't hear her, because she's a terrible person

[Gentleman Doli]

am i mentioned in this

[macpro]

drinks Old English.

[Autistic Spectrum]

you can upload the mp3 to youtube and have it transcribe it automatically then you can crtl f yourself but since ruby has such a terrible accent and cag just slurs and swears it prob will not work too well and i don't know if it will translate cameron kissing cag's finely toned stripper ass, either,

[always stevey]

idc lol

[Gentleman Doli]

[guy opens door in movie]
Ruby: OH HOLY SHIT THE DOOR JUST OPENED
Cag; Omg!!! The door. Opeend. And deso trolled me haha!
Camoron: Haha, Cag, what did you just say? What are you typing? Cag, cag, Ca

[Gentleman Doli]

this is mst3k level shit

[always stevey]

i'm having a panic attack

[juji]

Good repair, I like this thread

[Camoron]

this is the best podcast youve ever done by far

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i will never know if that's true or not because there's no way in fuck i will ever listen to it

[Gentleman Doli]

actual audio transcription, ill be doign this, if they talk about u, then u better read all the zany things cag has got to say

they talk about lisa for 12 hrs, and how garfield has the hots for lisa apparently,
cag: i dont really think garfield is hot though i think
ruby: hes a cutie pie, he looks like neil harris or whatever
cag: but neil patrick harris is gay
ruby: yeah but, he also looks like a gay twink, he looks like a twink who would be hot in gay porn but hes straight apparently
cag: well the thing about garfield is i would, he is just, well i dont know, hes not manly
ruby: well so some women like cuz theyre closet pedophiles and want to molest little kids so they just date effeminate men
cag: i dont know i guess thats why he dates fat girls i dont know, thats what i heard i heard from tim i heard tim say it
ruby: its true
camoron: its a running joke
cag: omg shes like 200 pounds and rootbeer is like oh no shes normal,
ruby: well rootbeer would say that because hes american and normalizes obesity
cag: rootbeer is like fucking 800 pounds i hate rootbeer ive always hated him ive never liked that guy
camoron: you changed, you fucking said you liked that guy youre so fucking full of shit [while salivating]
cag: i think i was drunk tee-hee!
camoron: youre drunk right now youre always drunk
cag: i know i always say i like something but i hate them the next day
camoron: Cag please sex to me [editors note; this is just speculation, I "read between hte lines" of the akwward silence that followed]

[Autistic Spectrum]

this is also no a podcast even by the loose definition of the word podcast, this a gentle 7 foot giant who grows everday and who def has a vampire gf irl, a drunken midget coke whore, and an actual autistic retard watching a movie,

doli next tiny chat remeind me to record the tinychat into an mp3 and then post it and call it a podcast,

[Howard Dean]

I want to make a podcast that is a commentary on this podcast

[Gentleman Doli]

I want to make a podcast that is a commentary on this podcast

im unironically down

[juji]

actual audio transcription, ill be doign this, if they talk about u, then u better read all the zany things cag has got to say

they talk about lisa for 12 hrs, and how garfield has the hots for lisa apparently,
cag: i dont really think garfield is hot though i think
ruby: hes a cutie pie, he looks like neil harris or whatever
cag: but neil patrick harris is gay
ruby: yeah but, he also looks like a gay twink, he looks like a twink who would be hot in gay porn but hes straight apparently
cag: well the thing about garfield is i would, he is just, well i dont know, hes not manly
ruby: well so some women like cuz theyre closet pedophiles and want to molest little kids so they just date effeminate men
cag: i dont know i guess thats why he dates fat girls i dont know, thats what i heard i heard from tim i heard tim say it
ruby: its true
camoron: its a running joke
cag: omg shes like 200 pounds and rootbeer is like oh no shes normal,
ruby: well rootbeer would say that because hes american and normalizes obesity
cag: rootbeer is like fucking 800 pounds i hate rootbeer ive always hated him ive never liked that guy
camoron: you changed, you fucking said you liked that guy youre so fucking full of shit [while salivating]
cag: i think i was drunk tee-hee!
camoron: youre drunk right now youre always drunk
cag: i know i always say i like something but i hate them the next day
camoron: Cag please sex to me [editors note; this is just speculation, I "read between hte lines" of the akwward silence that followed]

merci!

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok next tinychat i will upload the mp3 to youtube then we can all watch it in tinychat and comment on how fucking gay ruby cag and cam are, and call it a podcast

[Howard Dean]

I'm unironically going to kill mysefl

[Camoron]

a ruby podcast thread that actually gets replies, guess you should ditch teknorat and do it with Team Cagmoron from now on

[Gentleman Doli]

cag: i remember trolling rootbeer under camorons account and m0nde called us on it, i was like youre so unfunny i hate you
camoron: i think it was ruby that exposed you
cag: haha it was ruby! that exposed me
ruby: cuz you told me to
camoron: shhh
cag: that was funny ahaha
me while transcribing this: epic skype trolls ftw
cag: this lisa is more manipulative than anyway
ruby: thats the difference this lisa is manipulative, our lisa is a fucking diot and just gets tricked over and over again

[Howard Dean]

yeh bro lets do this :rockout::rockout::rockout::rockout:

[Gentleman Doli]

damn, cag is using some gendered slurs now and doing a lisa voice impression she sounds rly mad

[Gentleman Doli]

camoron: dude is plug drugs for real right now, is this like a self parody what the fuck [ed: while literally doing the exact same thing to cag for the last 2-3 months]
ruby: no he is, he is i thought he was no its real
camoron: this is like poe's law territory i cant even tell anymore
ruby: this is real life
camoron: cag why does your shit always get so far behind
ruby: she has to skip back to listen to audio she missed, this video is so good
cag: i dont know i push buttons [ed: lol]

[Garfield]

i cant get them to sync up just gonna watch pink floyd and wizard of oz instead

[Gentleman Doli]

k those are basically the only interesting parts, the rest is camoron, cag, and ruby trying to make sure there synced up, because despite going thru like 5 hours worth of work to make cag actualy audible with audio editing, he is seemingly incapable of editing out the parts where they synch up for 5 hours

[always stevey]

bracin self for ownage

[Camoron]

spoiler alert: cag passes out at the end

[Howard Dean]

does she died

[always stevey]

*fucking marks thread read*

[Garfield]

doli can you please type out everything they are saying, im a visual learner

[Garfield]

cag tomatos make your pussy stink

[Gentleman Doli]

cag: oh camoron i deleted lisa form your friends list im sorry
ruby: good youve done me a favor
camoron: she wasnt on me friends list was she when did you delete her
cag: i think it was a couple of days ago when i deleted m0nde from your firends list
camoron: why the fuck you are doing this shit
ruby: why are you betraying to him
cag: i had access to your account you can delete anyone you want from my account
camoron: i know i asked you if i could delete cody and you were like ok and i was like ok
ruby: but she loves cody and wants him to paint her house
camoro: she readded him the next day
cag: i told him to crawl out of the house to climb down the ladder because he was painting dude

oh my god even typign the words maekes me wnat to kill my self,

[Camoron]

lol @ people actually listening to this bullshit

[always stevey]

thinking about rage quitting any second here.

[Howard Dean]

going to relisten to it once i finish

[Gentleman Doli]

camoron: marks98 used to be plug drugs friend but then they had a fight and thats what happens in this movie, spoiler alert
ruby: it really is an allegory for forum drama its just as fuckin shit
camoron: they got into a fight over lisa, same thing that happens its like a parallel
ruby: its a dep metaphor

[Gentleman Doli]

ya this is rly biting comentary here u guys, keep it up, lmao ive never laughed so hard, camoron telling me what the ppl in the movie are about to do, cag not talking for 10 minutes at a time bcause she has either passed out or has lost her place in the movie, 500000 resynchs, ruby talking like highlander

[always stevey]

okay it's been good guys, i just remembered i had something to do. bye now.

[Camoron]

is this what they call sarcasm?

[Howard Dean]

cag pls dont go

[Gentleman Doli]

now camoron is being like Helga from hey arnold and telling cag to get her shit together and cag is sayeing she has ADHD

[Gentleman Doli]

cag: plug drugs was wearing sunglasses the other day bcause he was crying
camoron: or hes a vampire [ed: like my girlfrend ;]}
ruby: he needs to hide blood i wish i was watching true blood
cag: dont they cry blood in true bloood
me while transcribing this: true blood, is literally, a soap opera for old 35 year old house wifes to fantasize about their hot supernatural boyfrends or whatever

[Camoron]

ahaha you must be kidding aren't you

[juji]

Ironically, cag really hates about vampires

[Gentleman Doli]

cag is teling the riveting story of how she was trying to get coke and this guy named pepe left the bar and she said pepe, i hate you and shes explaining how pepe got paranoid when she asked him about coke

[Gentleman Doli]

now cag is saying she hasnt washed her hair for 5 days. lmao

[Gentleman Doli]

and she says that makes her feel like lisa, and i dont knwo why, lisa washes her hair like 5 times each day

[Garfield]

lisas hair is always wet

[juji]

fucking gross

[rootbeer]

....gay

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

cant namesearch mp3s f u ruby

[Garfield]

synopsis:

cag has self esteem issues
camoron is a stomple alt
ruby has run out of 9/11 jokes

[Camoron]

StompleB alt :rofl: oh man I'm so owned

[juji]

Don't let StompleB rapes cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

dear cag,
get a fucking clue,

dear cameron
get away from cag,

dear ruby,
ugh ugh ugh

[Camoron]

Don't let StompleB rapes cag

didnt you say you were in california

[Camoron]

Don't let StompleB rapes cag

didnt you say you were in california

[juji]

I have a house in California

[StompleB]

pronounced wiss-oh

[StompleB]

also wtf, desolation made us watch that terrible porn* movie

[jon]

doli next tiny chat remeind me to record the tinychat into an mp3 and then post it and call it a podcast,

that's actually pretty funny

[StompleB]

ruby stop eating :popcorn: in your chair you deviant
"christian chandler welsh" fuck u ruby

[StompleB]

god dammit

[juji]

pronounced wiss-oh

from what?

[BatteriWyfe]

actual audio transcription, ill be doign this, if they talk about u, then u better read all the zany things cag has got to say

they talk about lisa for 12 hrs, and how garfield has the hots for lisa apparently,
cag: i dont really think garfield is hot though i think
ruby: hes a cutie pie, he looks like neil harris or whatever
cag: but neil patrick harris is gay
ruby: yeah but, he also looks like a gay twink, he looks like a twink who would be hot in gay porn but hes straight apparently
cag: well the thing about garfield is i would, he is just, well i dont know, hes not manly
ruby: well so some women like cuz theyre closet pedophiles and want to molest little kids so they just date effeminate men
cag: i dont know i guess thats why he dates fat girls i dont know, thats what i heard i heard from tim i heard tim say it
ruby: its true
camoron: its a running joke
cag: omg shes like 200 pounds and rootbeer is like oh no shes normal,
ruby: well rootbeer would say that because hes american and normalizes obesity
cag: rootbeer is like fucking 800 pounds i hate rootbeer ive always hated him ive never liked that guy
camoron: you changed, you fucking said you liked that guy youre so fucking full of shit [while salivating]
cag: i think i was drunk tee-hee!
camoron: youre drunk right now youre always drunk
cag: i know i always say i like something but i hate them the next day
camoron: Cag please sex to me [editors note; this is just speculation, I "read between hte lines" of the akwward silence that followed]

cag isn't even hot

http://i.imgur.com/GcbNfaP.jpg

she is an average looking half-wit of a greasy shovel faced scag who is jealously obsessed with other women.

Ramen for me thanks

you leftovers can sit there with the greasy loser cag and discuss me for 12 hours all you like.

I've got cool girls, cool nice actually hot girls who lick butt and pretty sexy boys.

You've got... well.... this.

[juji]

lol cag has cone tits

[Cody]

lol cag has cone tits

more tits than lisa will ever have, even with surgery

[juji]

Her wind farm can afford to buy new body transformation

[Cody]

Her wind farm can afford to buy new body transformation

according to peter quinn shoving a hose up her ass will supply the whole island with natural gas

[Camoron]

lol, cag is the one who is jealously obsessed, and not you lisa, who post about her all the time, yeah

[BatteriWyfe]

lol, cag is the one who is jealously obsessed, and not you lisa, who post about her all the time, yeahuh dickhead

I do not post about cag

as I have said many times before for her every 200 posts about me I respond to maybe 1.

She was posting non-stop about me at RH for literally a year after I left there

she came to this forum pretending to be me and then making every second post about me

a search on her topics and posts shows as much in case you haven't noticed you moron

oh and not to mention her pathetic comments about ramen and terror baby

there is a difference between what cag tells you camoron and what actually goes on

she is the biggest fucking loser woman in the forum, I've known her longer than you and she has always been pathetically jealously obsessed with any other women who get any attention.

as if this topic isn't enough proof of that do a search on her topics and posts you moron.

Also she is just gross, no thanks. Thank god she only ever goes on cam when it's dark.

[Camoron]

yes, i rememebr when cag wrote a 500 word essay about why lisa was a slurry slag

[BatteriWyfe]

yes, i rememebr when cag wrote a 500 word essay about why lisa was a slurry slagoh there is more than 500 posts she's made about me since the start and before you even knew her you fucking retard

I'm just not interested, loser

excuse for me for being capable of writing a whole paragraph on anything, 500 words on cag though? Um no. "Slurry slag" kind of sums it up.

[Camoron]

somebody sounds a tad riled

[Cody]

lol, cag is the one who is jealously obsessed, and not you lisa, who post about her all the time, yeah

this post got a book in reply, i'd say cam's onto something

[sex with dead people]

she came to this forum pretending to be me and then making every second post about me

Can't really blame her. Anybody who can turn some kid into a suicidal crybaby, turn an entire forum against him, and have no remorse seems to be pretty fucking awesome in my book.

[juji]

Cag is better than Lisa

[sex with dead people]

Cag is better than Lisa

Cag can't make grown men cry and slit their wrists...

[juji]

Cag can't make grown men cry and slit their wrists...

Thats harsh

[Cody]

Cag can't make grown men cry and slit their wrists...

give it time i mean cam hasnt been at it for over half a year like plugdrugs

[sex with dead people]

I hope you're right...

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

i still dont know who you really are sex with dead people

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

i have assumed you were gush or killgreys or something for like the last 6 months

[Gentleman Doli]

hes nicaraguan sales

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

nicaraguan NIGGER sales

[sex with dead people]

killgreys didn't exist.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

none of you exist youre all hallucinations in my head

[Camoron]

give it time i mean cam hasnt been at it for over half a year like plugdrugs

lol, that would be prty epic.

[Cody]

lol, that would be prty epic.

time will tell cagoron :time:

[reno]

now camoron is being like Helga from hey arnold and telling cag to get her shit together and cag is sayeing she has ADHD

[Camoron]

thanks for the memoeries robbie

[Camoron]

gonna miss u cagatha

[Gentleman Doli]

[guy opens door in movie]
Ruby: OH HOLY SHIT THE DOOR JUST OPENED
Cag; Omg!!! The door. Opeend. And deso trolled me haha!
Camoron: Haha, Cag, what did you just say? What are you typing? Cag, cag, Ca

lol

[rubycalaber]

I actually remembered that post a few days ago and lis'd it was a very g1

[cag]

Ruby come back and post you fuck

[cag]

none of you exist youre all hallucinations in my head

[steveyos666]

ruby posts on fjs

[cag]

ruby doesn't want to associate with such cyberbullies

[Autistic Spectrum]

really glad ruby stopped posting here and making these terrible podcasts

[cag]

I'm gonna just have to dominate you and make you remember who's boss

[cag]

well not you its just a message i got in my facebook

[Autistic Spectrum]

do you ever think that you and lisa could be friends, and prehaps that friendship could blossom into something more,

[Camoron]

cag, hi cag

[juji]

Cone tits