i'm struggling to post here these days as i'm not really angry about anything...

[Garfield]

oragel is great for masturbating

[siburke939]

dead hookers are great for masturbating

[maks]

dead hookers can't masturbate!

[siburke939]

stick one in the palm of your hand job done :poshwank:

[maks]

are you talking about pulverizing a dead hooker into a gel and using it as lubricant?

[siburke939]

no just using her as a fancy wanksock

[maks]

so basicalyl a realdoll that will stiffen up and start to smell so exactly like a regular realdoll

[siburke939]

or like a live hooker

[maks]

true dat

[Garfield]

always wanted a vietnmese tableshower, but i dont want to bathe for like 2 weeks before that

[Garfield]

so they have to scrub reaallll hard

[siburke939]

i liked it dry (well she spits all over her hand & can fit her whole fist in her gob so it works!)

[siburke939]

defeats the whole object really...

[lnopia the great]

did you gape for her too

[Gentleman Doli]

Then dont bitch about it hurting, you weird masochistic limey freak.

lol

[Gentleman Doli]

I just read up a few posts and cody and siburke somehow managed to make stretching peoples asses into the subject of the most mind numbingly boring conversation ive ever read

[siburke939]

i ain't bitching about it hurting i like the pain (also spoiler: nobody reads doli posts)

[siburke939]

ps: no fisting this weekend (just saying)

[siburke939]

you know when you just don't fancy getting fisted - yeah that

[Gentleman Doli]

i ain't bitching about it hurting i like the pain (also spoiler: nobody reads doli posts)

actually nobody reads your posts you incredible waste of space this isnt your freaking blog where you tell us what you had for dinner or your favorite animes and comic books

[Gentleman Doli]

Im sorry for being mean.

[Chris Hughes]

you know when you just don't fancy getting fisted - yeah that

Everyday for us normalo's.

[rubycalaber]

anon is legun

[Gentleman Doli]

Aspy asshole with OWS bullshit avatar, you're not ironic doli, you're fucking stoopid.

your a little weirdo dude

[Chris Hughes]

I was under the impression being a weirdo was a prerequisite for this site.

[Gentleman Doli]

I was under the impression being a weirdo was a prerequisite for this site.

you have to be a weirdo only some of the time instead of all the time like cody

[Chris Hughes]

Gotcha.

[siburke939]

is there a sign saying "bad forum posters" on this fucking thread?

[siburke939]

seriously get the fuck out nobody here can piss on my chips especially no-namers

[Gentleman Doli]

Bad poster = someone who doesnt post about their 401k, their IRA, use <3 or other anime sihngs, etc.

[siburke939]

idk (or care) what a 401k is

[siburke939]

:care:

[Gentleman Doli]

did you hear that ted stevens is dating a fat goth girl lol

[siburke939]

well i was referring to general doli & ruby but anyway...

[siburke939]

yeah i see ted stevens with that big beastly thing wow that nigga be letting the side down