i'm struggling to post here these days as i'm not really angry about anything...

[siburke939]

nothing i can think of...

[elezzzark]

sex, it doesn't damage your health

[clay]

ultimate ear combat

[siburke939]

sex doesn't damage your health? how comes a recent dose of thrush left me looking like i'd stuck my cock in a meat grinder then... D-:

:imslow: also :goodone: i see what you did there :clay:

[siburke939]

sex doesn't damage your health? how comes a recent dose of thrush left me looking like i'd stuck my cock in a meat grinder then... D-:

:imslow: also :goodone: i see what you did there :clay:

smilies??? :-/

:pedosi:

[siburke939]

:glick:

[maks]

ruby didn't reupload them yet

[elezzzark]

Meat Grinder is not a sex object

[Gentleman Doli]

Die bitch. There I ended your pain

[siburke939]

careface.jpg

[siburke939]

i'm so annoyingly upbeat right now i may just post how great life is itt right now

[maks]

I get that, I've seen your girl's ass.

[siburke939]

i can really see me NEVER getting bored of her anal obsession

[maks]

even if you do, she's willing to bring other girls around. it's a win-win situation. couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

[siburke939]

she's got a "one night only" rule with other girls no fucking them more than once which i'm more than happy with - she's more fun alone anyway the whole threesome thing is more for bragging rights it ain't all it's cracked up to be imo (although getting rimmed while you're smashing another chick in the pooper is fun...)

[maks]

she's got a "one night only" rule with other girls no fucking them more than once which i'm more than happy with - she's more fun alone anyway the whole threesome thing is more for bragging rights it ain't all it's cracked up to be imo (although getting rimmed while you're smashing another chick in the pooper is fun...)

sounds more like a perk than a rule

[siburke939]

well it's to make it clear that they're being used as sex toys not to be viewed as people - good times!

[maks]

I'm not knocking it, I think it's perfect. You snagged yourself a winner there bro.

[siburke939]

i think so too dude i know marriage ain't your bag but damn i would marry her tomorrow if i had the money she's intelligent & funny too (big musts!) also i may have mentioned it before but she loves butt stuff

[maks]

I have no problem with the idea of spending one's life with a special someone, I just think marriage unnecessarily complicates it

[siburke939]

maybe you haven't been in love yet i know i hadn't before now - marriage & kids weren't on the cards with any of my ex's but it feels right with her i can't explain it - it just feels like a natural thing to do

[maks]

There's nothing natural about marriage, it's an invention of the state and religious institutions designed to control peoples lives

[siburke939]

i like the idea of that sense of unity & it has a few benefits in the UK plus it ain't as if prenuptial agreements can't be written up (better safe than sorry & all that jazz...)

[maks]

It has benefits in the US too, but again that's just the government throwing you a bone to encourage people to voluntarily enter into this contract they made up.

[siburke939]

the real winners are the lawyers (as always)

[maks]

Yeah, and the government is full of lawyers, go figure.

[siburke939]

so will our marriage be if we both complete the training ;-)

[maks]

I just hope if doesn't ruin your relationship dude, you seem pretty happy as is I don't think a bunch of paperwork is going to improve anything

[siburke939]

fuck it nothing to lose we can get divorced if she turns into a cockend i've got fuck all to lose & i'd want for nothing so it'd be a clean split

[maks]

wouldn't you rather she not turn into a cockend and remain wonderful forever? it seems like throwing these mutations into a good relationship only invites trouble.

[siburke939]

i view marriage the same as i view drugs they improve good things but royally fuck bad things

[maks]

Interesting way to look at it, but when you (responsibly) use a drug you're not making a decision that will dominate the rest of your life.

[siburke939]

i dunno about that i still get major bouts of depression due to MDMA abuse :emo:

[maks]

abuse != using drugs responsibly

[siburke939]

yeah i have an addictive nature... :-(

[maks]

I only did ecstasy once but it really changed me a lot, I don't know if it was that or the 23 beers I drank the same night but I was pretty out of control I think I'm better off not doing it again.

[siburke939]

i did it every weekend all weekend for a couple of years it really kills the serotonin in your brain apparently but fuck me it was good at the time

[siburke939]

bumping this to annoy shut in internet losers may just post in here constantly because it is my new favourite thread fuck you guys i'll talk to myself

[maks]

rebel itt

[siburke939]

the rest of the forum is about politics & shitty games i have nothing to put into them threads they are just not me

[maks]

surely you must have an opinion on the occupy wall street movement

[rubycalaber]

IM ANGRY ABOUT FUCKING. EVERY. THING.

IS THIS FUCKING FONT ARIAL BLACK

IT DOESNT LOOK THIICK ENOUGHFOR ME
GOD
FUCKING
DMAN IT
FUCKED UP FONT FAGOT FUCK
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/RageRex.jpg

[maks]

you like it thick and black eh?

[rubycalaber]

YEAH IT MORE ACCURATELY XEXPRESSES MY RAGE THAN WHATEVER THIS SHIT IS

WAIT A MINUTE

FUCK YOU I NOT IM NOT GAY YOU FUCK IN GUFKCIN EVEN IF I WAS ID LIKE IT LIKE FUCKING THICK AND RED YOU DCUM BFUCK YOU DONT GET BLACK T-REXES YOU FUCKING RAIST EVEN IF I DID FUCK A BLACK HUMAN IT WOULD BE THIN CMPARED TO A DINO DICK GOD FCKMCKY JUST STP JUST FI FUCFING FONTS
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/RageRex.jpg

[siburke939]

i enjoy my own little world it is cosy

[maks]

I always thought rage rex was a female he reminds me of a few of my ex girlfriends

[elezzzark]

I didn't read every Ruby's posts

[siburke939]

i stopped reading posts from ruby after i made the mistake of clicking on a lost thread once damn they were fucking awful

[elezzzark]

Rubycalaber is lowest tier poster, he needs go to find another forum

[siburke939]

or buy a shit one

[siburke939]

okay random change of subject here anyone know of any good alternatives to skype at all? my missus is out of the country & phone signal is fucked but she can get wifi however skype sucks balls she sounds like a fucking dalek

[elezzzark]

There no alternative to Skype, just use messenger, pidgin, digsby or whatever

[siburke939]

no deaf people please it's sound quality i'm after not fucking sign language

[maks]

I hear facetime is pretty good if you both have iphones or ipads

[clay]

doli heard that your mom is pretty handy

[maks]

he heard wrong, my mom can't even turn a screw I have to do everything for her

[elezzzark]

no deaf people please it's sound quality i'm after not fucking sign language

wow you're very rude faggot

[Gentleman Doli]

doli heard that your mom is pretty handy

:stare:

[Gentleman Doli]

:stare: :stare: :stare:

[Gentleman Doli]

WHERES TEH FREAKIGN STARE DOG

[Gentleman Doli]

:dwi:

[siburke939]

I hear facetime is pretty good if you both have iphones or ipads
both on android phones :-(



wow you're very rude faggot
hear hear

[maks]

nothing wrong with android, but for the purposes of this conversation it means you can't use facetime. how about google voice?

[siburke939]

does it work better than skype? the sound quality was f'ing abysmal! :-S

[maks]

I dunno, I just make phone calls

[siburke939]

too much hassle synching the account i gave up fuck it she's back tomorrow night i can live one more day

[siburke939]

she stuck 4 fingers a thumb & her tongue up my hoop a few weeks back i reckon she'll get her fist in there this saturday night that doesn't make me a bad person right? (she has small hands okay...)

[maks]

I wouldn't say it makes you a bad person but it's certainly nothing I would ever request

[siburke939]

she has a "thing" about sticking things in my butt (mainly tongue) i won't lie i kinda like it & when i say kinda like it i mean i fucking love it because i'm a dirty little bastard

[maks]

why don't you stick the phone in there maybe you'll get better reception

[siburke939]

:hmm:

[siburke939]

:y:

[siburke939]

okay she has her phone fixed now happy days back to me waffling about how great life is (it ain't that great but my girl is awesome so that's a good start hopefully the rest will fall into place soon...)

career advice that's what i need right now i hate my job with a passion i seriously want out of here like now!

[maks]

working in IT is great, I hardly ever have to leave the house

[siburke939]

i was in the army dude this is my first "sedentary" job it's fucking killing me i hate it!

[maks]

sitting in an office isn't the same as sitting in your own recliner at home, I'd hate having your job too but I love mine.

[siburke939]

i sat at home for a year went from 14.5 stone to 9.5 stone & wanted to kill myself fuck that shit never again!

[maks]

we are very different people, I can't imagine a better job than one I can do in my boxers while smoking a joint

[siburke939]

see i hate weed & i'm quite highly strung i get bored quick ecstasy & cocaine are my drugs of choice i feel uneasy "relaxing" i'm usually doing something or sleeping

[siburke939]

5 stone of muscle due to no training & subsequently not eating as much i prefer a bit of weight behind me

[siburke939]

avatar pic is me at about 12.5 stone i carry a bit of weight better i don't look like a fat fucker

[siburke939]

everything should be metric but yeah stones seem to have stuck

[siburke939]

8.5"

[siburke939]

also, inches

[siburke939]

about 5'10"-5'11" tall & a stone is 14lbs so weight = w/e 12.5 x 14 is (175?)

[siburke939]

so what you daydreaming about?


lying on my back, feeling your lips and tongue running over every inch of me, making my pussy soaking wet, me beg for your cock. begging for a fast, hard fuck and your jizz down my throat. you pulling my long legs round your waist, looking down at me as you tease me with the tip, making me beg louder, until you slam it into me, making me gasp, bite my lip til it feels like its going to bleed while you fuck me like a steam train, looking straight into my eyes before you cum all over my tits and feed it to me off your fingers. ;-) xxx


yeah i am so marrying this girl <3

[siburke939]

i just bring bitches home to share fucking why not she loves minge as much as i do

[siburke939]

i doubt she'll change if she does then i'll tell her sort it out or i'm off that simple we communicate really well so it shouldn't be a problem

[maks]

I call that feeling "the next day"

[maks]

Just because I don't get plastered every weekend anymore doesn't mean I don't remember what it was like when I was doing it less than 2 years ago.

[maks]

well I can't speak from experience on marriage because why the hell would I do something like that, but I have to imagine it's a similar feeling of dread and regret.

[siburke939]

iFisted

[Dustin]

I'm not knocking it, I think it's perfect. You snagged yourself a winner there bro.

[Dustin]

well I can't speak from experience on marriage because why the hell would I do something like that, but I have to imagine it's a similar feeling of dread and regret.

Maks on fire with the words of wisdom in this thread

[jon]

i bet you could get angry about how much the military pays you

[blumpkin blownuts]

There's nothing natural about marriage, it's an invention of the state and religious institutions designed to control peoples lives

Marriage was a way to force the concept of love down our throats after it essentially died with Christ
And for most people, for the longest time, it did more good than harm. now it may really not be needed at our point in social evolution, marriage may be going the way of the nuclear family and the dodo, but in reality marriage will become an indicator of status, with welathy people more likely to be married - particularly with many spouses over a lifetime, all for relatively short amounts of time.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i bet you could get angry about how much the military pays you

how much do they pay you? supposedly you're "not supposed to fraternize" maybe thats just in the guard or something, but almost every female is knocked-up and engaged with a soldier male before she's even outta boot camp

and the vast, vast majority of non-appr. funds is spent on nannys

[siburke939]

i bet you could get angry about how much the military pays you

i've been out for about 5 years & they still pay me now - i can't possibly complain about that! :-D

[Gentleman Doli]

agree,d, enforcement of the patriarchy+prolonnging lack of awareness in le PEasantry/teh contiuniation of monarchy=mostly good. Mate.

[siburke939]

are you high

[siburke939]

bumping this thread because i enjoy being fisted what of it

[maks]

you've earned it

[siburke939]

she drew blood... i loved it!

[siburke939]

sure did (along with the chocolate bar she'd lost up there...)

[siburke939]

she wants to take photos next time for her to wank over...

[siburke939]

...WANKER!

[Plug Drugs]

ive met some pretty kinky girls, some of them were softcore kinky who did shit like like the inside of my ear (wtf??)
others wanted to do butt sex and genital piercing and weird shit and i was like "get out of my house"

[Plug Drugs]

these girls think i'm going to take a needle to the penis to prove my commitment to them or something, they can fuck off.
I've met some girls who have pierced and tortured their clit so many times that it looks like its about to fall right off

[siburke939]

my missus removed all her piercings when she had kids never bothered putting them back in i'm glad it's not something i'm overly keen on

[Plug Drugs]

a few piercings in the face is alright with me, and some chicks i like it when they have their nipples pierced,
but overdoing it is way too easy, especially with shit like clit piercings. Most girls have really ugly vaginas and piercing their junk only draws attention to that fact

[siburke939]

missus had nipples & clit fuck that i think they just get in the way

[Plug Drugs]

and belly button piercings are only attractive when the girl has a stellar body or abs to begin with

[Plug Drugs]

vaginas are only attractive when they're really tight looking and their pussy lips are nice and plump and contain all the stuffing
some girls have really nasty meat flaps / bat wings that hang down like 2 inches. Have to bang those ones in the dark and plug my nose

[siburke939]

definitely don't draw attention to anything less than perfect that's foolishness!

[maks]

A girl with piercings and tattoos is an attention whore and that is a girl I can do without.

[siburke939]

no tattoos (yet) i don't like many tattoos on girls but yeah she loves attention

[maks]

in order to be worthy of my attention a woman must not seek it

[siburke939]

i always say that when i'm fucking ugly chicks

[Plug Drugs]

tattoos are a major turn off,
i dont see the need to turn yourself into a human billboard i just dont get it

[maks]

i always say that when i'm fucking ugly chicks

It's not about looks, it's about confidence. Girls who are good looking and know it are less likely to pierce or tattoo themselves because they know they'll get attention based on their own merits.




tattoos are a major turn off,
i dont see the need to turn yourself into a human billboard i just dont get it

Yeah, when I see tattoos I think 'biker' or 'truck driver', not anyone I'd like to fuck.

[siburke939]

my missus is reasonably confident but like most birds she has insecurities (which is a bonus as it means a guy like me can fuck her - i ain't ugly but damn i am no looker that's for sure)

[Plug Drugs]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/newuploads/fx23d.jpg
sums up the internet in one image i feel

[maks]

typical irish broad

[siburke939]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/newuploads/fx23d.jpg
sums up the internet in one image i feel

needs a cat

[Plug Drugs]

slutty chicks come and go
same with fat chicks

you're right, it is a lot more fun to deceive a classy good looking girl into fucking you then kick her out the door like you'd do anyways
don't know why though

[maks]

Fuck that, I'm all about the sluts. I'm not looking for a challenge, not looking for any work, I just want to dip my wick and be done with it.

[siburke939]

she was very conservative when i first met her with her posh CPS job all suited up for work n shit i just flicked a switch in her somewhere turns out she's a closet pervert taking out her sick fantasies on me...

...YES! :-D

[siburke939]

dads (plural - long story) i don't mind them there's more to me than just filthy sex & shitty posts

[maks]

dads (plural - long story) i don't mind them there's more to me than just filthy sex & shitty posts

the more you talk about her the more conservative she sounds

[siburke939]

first child from a long-term relationship that didn't work out second from being raped she's a "pro life" faggot (yeah we disagree on that pro-choice all the way for me)

[Plug Drugs]

Fuck that, I'm all about the sluts. I'm not looking for a challenge, not looking for any work, I just want to dip my wick and be done with it.
i need to have some sort of challenge in order to get over the smell of her rotting cunt

[maks]

that wasn't a very long story at all!

[maks]

i need to have some sort of challenge in order to get over the smell of her rotting cunt

just because she's a slut doesn't mean she doesn't bathe, I'm not fucking homeless women

[siburke939]

Get some morning after pills, and some pennyroyal, if you have a knoch up scare powder the pill and put it in the tea, and serve her breakfast in bed.

she does the morning after pill thing (had to with me once after she came off the implant thing & went on the pill) she was in hospital after being raped & beaten pretty badly it was too late then

[maks]

You should, cheap dates man, 5 bucks worth of malt liquor and a couple mcdoubles and you can do whatever the fuck you want to them.

even I have standards, though I did date a crack addict for a few months

[siburke939]

that wasn't a very long story at all!

i summarised :-P

[siburke939]

first is 1/4 brown second is white

[siburke939]

(i think idk i never really listen to people they bore me)

[siburke939]

:nigmongle:

[siburke939]

:mongle:

the fuck is a "mongle" ruby you huge fucking faggot it's :nigmongle: :killyourself:

[siburke939]

i tested the water with that one no way i'd go with a stereotypical "wog whore" it would be hypocritical of me if i fucked her off due to that i've fucked loads of black chicks (i like big butts okay) i just don't do "niggerish"

[siburke939]

"quotation marks" and (brackets)

[siburke939]

I POST HOW I FUCKING WANT DON'T STIFLE MY CREATIVITY FAGGOTS

[siburke939]

there are plenty of white "niggers" in the world any colour person is welcome at my door but if you act like a cunty nigger i'm getting the magnum out the safe - i'm sure i'll be okay in that regard

[siburke939]

i'm good with my hands & my temper is too volatile carrying a weapon around at all times is not good for someone like me i'd be inside now

[Plug Drugs]

going to slam 5 beers then scrounge up some nickels and dimes to go buy coffee at the gas station

[Plug Drugs]

actually there is a few hot chicks who work there i dont want to pay in change if theyre working
and i dont want to walk all the way there and then walk back because i dont want to embarass myself in front of a hot girl so i'm just not going to go and pop a bunch of excedrin instead

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

I'm mad as fuck I just went to mcdonalds with $1.10 and they want $1.30 for fudge sundaes now

[maks]

why is the cheeseburger $1.10 and the double cheeseburger is only $1?

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

:jew:

[maks]

the jews want me to eat twice as many burgers? to what end?

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

i dunno they probably get some kind of government subsidy for each mind control drug laced patty they give you

[maks]

it's worse than I thought... did you happen to notice mcdonalds has bacon now?

[lnopia the great]

actually there is a few hot chicks who work there i dont want to pay in change if theyre working
and i dont want to walk all the way there and then walk back because i dont want to embarass myself in front of a hot girl so i'm just not going to go and pop a bunch of excedrin instead

awww poor guy


mcdonalds doesnt really sell real food that is why it is so cheap

[lnopia the great]

its kinda like everything is just corn based material that is flavored to taste like meat and bun etc

[lnopia the great]

I'm mad as fuck I just went to mcdonalds with $1.10 and they want $1.30 for fudge sundaes now

you know if you asked they would have let you have it anyway

[siburke939]

i had mcdonalds for breakfast this morning it was okay

[siburke939]

also i'm gonna be a dad

[maks]

also i'm gonna be a dad

oh christ you gotta get an abortion dude this is going to ruin you

[siburke939]

termination booked for thursday we need to wait a while (i fucking hope she doesn't back out of the abortion it's way too soon into our relationship)

[siburke939]

idk if this link will work but i'll try it anyway...

https://p.twimg.com/ApRNy18CMAAOTF8.jpg

[siburke939]

oh fuck i look like a drunken dork in that pic (spoiler: i am)

[maks]

termination booked for thursday we need to wait a while (i fucking hope she doesn't back out of the abortion it's way too soon into our relationship)

Good, dodged a bullet there dude

[siburke939]

i'd love to have kids with her but not this soon she's only 5 weeks gone so it ain't gonna be too stressful for her

[maks]

you say that now, your attitude will change once you actually have kids. I don't know any fathers who would do it again if they had the chance.

[siburke939]

she has 2 already & they're great i know it won't be easy but it just feels right with here

[siburke939]

also random pic of her leg coming up

[siburke939]

https://p.twimg.com/Ap-c7vRCMAAsDUC.jpg

[siburke939]

(that's just a fraction of the load btw it was pretty fucking epic by my usual standards)

[maks]

they're great because they're not yours

[maks]

(that's just a fraction of the load btw it was pretty fucking epic by my usual standards)

the rest of it is inside her and that's how you ended up in this sticky situation

[siburke939]

well that load was a full body spread hit from her neck all the way down - she's on that contraceptive pill thingy but her eating habits (ie: usually not doing so) may have fucked it :-/

[maks]

get it? sticky situation?

[siburke939]

:glick:

damn i'm tired

[maks]

I know, that was pretty tacky

*rimshot*

[siburke939]

lol, rims!

[LtPaperclip]

i'd love to have kids with her but not this soon she's only 5 weeks gone so it ain't gonna be too stressful for her

FUCK,N PUNK BABY KILLER.BE A MAN FOR ONCE IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE AND OWN UP AND RAISE THE CHILD WITH THE BLEACH BOTTLE BLONDE WHORE

[siburke939]

i heard you were a member of an old "shock" website that was cool about 8 years ago tell me more about that

[maks]

i heard you were a member of an old "shock" website that was cool about 8 years ago tell me more about that

[rootbeer]

i was never huge on reading siburke posts

[siburke939]

i'd advise against it i usually talk about myself & nothing to do with the topic at hand

[siburke939]

my rules:

no animals
no children
no dead people
(summary: consenting adults)

[siburke939]

i don't have enough time to fuck all the available ones let alone adding more to my "to do" list

[siburke939]

termination tomorrow :woowoo:

[siburke939]

:woop: <--- the fuck is this shit

[lnopia the great]

4ymsGc3JqCc&autoplay=1

[siburke939]

the gays & the straights & the whites & the spades

[Camoron]

dooo wooop

[maks]

don't forget the jigaboos

[siburke939]

:jew:

[maks]

http://images.comiccollectorlive.com/covers/039/039f2302-e8a7-43ef-897e-af3c5f0b8d96.jpg

[siburke939]

jigaboo devil did 911

[maks]

if I wasn't so lazy I'd photoshop :jew: onto the jigabpo devil so it looks like he's controlling him (because he is)

[siburke939]

fuck it just mspaint that mofo :madskillz: :madeupsmiliesitt: :fuckyourubyyafuckingfaggot:

[maks]

it would be easier in photoshop, but again, I'm lazy

[siburke939]

me too let's just use our imaginations that takes little to no effort

[maks]

I'm too lazy to use my imagination can't I just use yours?

[siburke939]

you've got a deal but only if you're prepared to imagine what i'm imagining as i ain't drawing it dude!

[maks]

I can only imagine the sort of things you imagine...

[siburke939]

missus called me "weird" for having a conversation with my lemon in a restaurant on monday she really has no idea

[maks]

yeah wait until she looks in your freezer

[siburke939]

here's hoping she doesn't want a new patio...

[maks]

at least there's no talking citrus out there

[siburke939]

she though i was taking the pith :badone:

[maks]

Now that would be crazy

[siburke939]

so anyway missus went for an abortion they did a scan turns out she's 9 weeks gone but miscarried so that saved her feeling guilty which is a good thing (she's a bit of a pro choice fag) nice day all round just gotta get the debris sucked out monday

[maks]

9 weeks huh doesn't that predate your relationship with her?

[siburke939]

nah been with her for ages just only started posting here again recently

[maks]

spare me the logic I'm trying to stir up trouble

[siburke939]

that's not very nice what is this some kind of trolling forum

[maks]

that's what they told me but they've lied in the past

[m0nde]

i don't think you've considered the fact that

I've seen chris horrible comics how he replied to draw to kill the critics who talked about his comics are pretty bad

He acted like Telekinesis action that he wants to kill some trolls in youtube.

So it gives me some idea what if i make a 2d platformer with ability to use psychic powers, i haven't played this before, anyone played this similiar game?

[siburke939]

the little buggers!

[maks]

scoundrels I say!

[siburke939]

rapscallions! :-O

[maks]

incorrigible miscreants!

[maks]

SCALAWAGS!

[siburke939]

cunts!

[maks]

ok you win

[siburke939]

i won't lie i'm bored...

[rootbeer]

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[siburke939]

i trimmed my pubes today but my face is all furry i have a fortnight of stubble

[maks]

fortnight

[siburke939]

i say "stubble" it was more of a lame beard but w/e it's gone now

[siburke939]

also embryonic fluid tastes fucking rank

[maks]

I'll bet

[Chris Hughes]

Seasoned juices, must be rank.

[siburke939]

like seriously i'm a fucking rotter (red goatee = no big whoop) but i've found my line

[siburke939]

it's all getting flushed out today don't worry i can always drop nuclear shit

[siburke939]

NHS over here all free (bonus!)

[maks]

"free" = paid for by ridiculously high taxes

[siburke939]

oh dear god this thread is so not getting political in here i know we pay high taxes but fuck it i'm using them now

[maks]

Just keeping you honest. nothing in life is free.

[siburke939]

yeah i hate this country too fucking lefty faggots & jews have destroyed us

[siburke939]

we have plenty of guns just too many lefties to allow us to use them

[siburke939]

http://p.twimg.com/AqrmfCsCQAEnLDJ.jpg

[maks]

there's no need for censorship here my friend

[siburke939]

she'd kick my butt dude gotta respect her privacy a bit!

[maks]

look if she's not willing to post here she'll just have to deal with the consequences.

[siburke939]

she has a picture of me with her whole hand up my butt & she ain't afraid to post it... D-:

[maks]

well what are you waiting for

[siburke939]

my hoop to heal! DX

[maks]

:rimshot:

[siburke939]

:goatse:

[lnopia the great]

dude

[lnopia the great]

what the fuck

[lnopia the great]

did it hurt

[UofLCardfan08]

sex, it doesn't damage your health

What do deaf people sound like during sex?

[UofLCardfan08]

well what are you waiting forcountry joe and the fish

[siburke939]

she has really small hands & i was very relaxed she used shaving gel as lubricant it hurt a bit but was very enjoyable