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blumpkin blownuts
07-02-2013, 07:22 PM
i had acid reflux all day at work and ive tried antacids PPI's and pepto and i still feel like i'm burping up hot broken glass. i hate to say this but some fuckin laudanum would be great right now

but i'm seeing my doctor friday i'm sure he'll prescribe something that works... until then AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK THIS FUCKING HUIRTS

always stevey
07-02-2013, 07:23 PM
Poor Bob.

blumpkin blownuts
07-02-2013, 07:31 PM
i guess one can burg a little too hard :blush:

always stevey
07-02-2013, 07:33 PM
I think it's probably wat you ate last night.

blumpkin blownuts
07-02-2013, 07:36 PM
I think it's probably wat you ate last night.

:blush:

Plug Drugs
07-02-2013, 07:41 PM
drink a glass of milk

UofLCardfan08
07-02-2013, 07:44 PM
bitters and soda water

blumpkin blownuts
07-02-2013, 07:49 PM
bitters and soda water

you're like the second person who's recommended that to me, i still have some angostura bitters i'll otherwise never use again so i think i am going to try this

UofLCardfan08
07-02-2013, 08:00 PM
a rocks glass half full of club soda, 4-5 strong squirts of bitters... drink down in one try as best you can.... a moment later you become a disciple of bitters

blumpkin blownuts
07-02-2013, 08:01 PM
i used to drink manhattans to be cute and clever, i don't think i've used that bitters since like my last year of college

blumpkin blownuts
07-02-2013, 08:04 PM
holy shit, the relief is instantaneous
Thanks!!!

UofLCardfan08
07-02-2013, 08:23 PM
holy shit, the relief is instantaneous
Thanks!!!

:)

it works well after a thanksgiving feast, bitters n soda water is the bestest littlest unknown secret.

macpro
07-02-2013, 08:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ykPq6gH.jpg

Gentleman Doli
07-02-2013, 08:28 PM
next time just take some AIDs and shoot the aids into your anal "hole", in the clinical termionlolgy

BatteriWyfe
07-02-2013, 08:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ykPq6gH.jpgLOL!

Where are you getting all the pics of Ufotardfan08 from?

Autistic Spectrum
07-02-2013, 08:53 PM
LOL!

Where are you getting all the pics of Ufotardfan08 from?

lol, you loled a marco post about a lizard person, go back to lizard town,since you are now the mayor of the lizard people

blumpkin blownuts
07-02-2013, 09:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ykPq6gH.jpg

ugh i fucking hate bowling green
it is fun driving on campus though and staring at all the lil college girls

sex with dead people
07-02-2013, 10:40 PM
I would fuck whatever that red thing is.