omg my mom bought cheese salsa thing that expired in january and I didn't realize

[steveyos]

fucking dollar store niggers wow who leaves something on the shelf for six months I kinda feel like I'm about to die I sort of feel like I"m gonna puke and my right foot feels like it has air bubbles or the muscles are twitching or something idk


what should I do help

[steveyos]

now the right side of my neck is hurting

[steveyos]

wait that just stopped I think

[steveyos]

I ate it I think about two hours ago am I going to die

[always stevey]

cheese salsa? thats fucking disgusting

[always stevey]

your thread makes me want to shit.

[steveyos]

yeah I told her to get the wholly guacamole thing where it's salsa on top of guacamole at not point did I mention cheese

[steveyos]

this cheese salsa makes me want to shit, out of my mouth, and my eyes and my spirit I'm going to die

[always stevey]

I make my own guacamole.

[steveyos]

wow why didn't you tell me you were in second life and why are you hanging out with a bunch of spanish speaking people

http://i.imgur.com/PpbKaHa.jpg

[steveyos]

feel free 2 share your recipe so I don't have to ever be poisoned again

[always stevey]

Did you climb a fucking mountain today? No you fucking didn't.

[always stevey]

oh the recipe for guac is pretty basic. Chopped onions, cilantro, garlic, roma tomatoes, and a bit of lime.

[always stevey]

and just a bit of sour cream if you prefer it smooth.

[StompleB]

Chopped onions, cilantro, garlic, vaseline, roma tomatoes, and a bit of lime.

[Cody]

wow queso salsa in a vacuum sealed jar that has more preservatives in it than a fucking twinkie and stevey is flipping out over it.

it wont hurt you retard

[Cody]

and just a bit of sour cream if you prefer it smooth.

i put minced jalapeno and a little salt in mine

[always stevey]

He's gonna get indigestion and that fucking sucks.

[StompleB]

pretty good guac recipe for not having any avocados in it though

[always stevey]

Yeah. I know.

[Cody]

pretty good guac recipe for not having any avocados in it though

pretty sure the avo is a common sense thing strumpet

[steveyos]

thanks beautiful, and thanks guldcat

[steveyos]

and no I didn't climb a mountain what does that have to do with anything lol it's like 82358328583 degrees out why would I climb a mountain today

[StompleB]

here's my recipe for a good cody post...

text, comedy, interesting stuff, effectiveness, entertainment, smilies.

[Cody]

and no I didn't climb a mountain what does that have to do with anything lol it's like 82358328583 degrees out why would I climb a mountain today

because youre a fat fuck who never leaves the house and will some day need to be crane lifted onto a flatbed truck after they knock a wall down when you have a diabeetus coma

[Cody]

here's my recipe for a good cody post...

text, comedy, interesting read, effectiveness, entertainment, smilies.

here's my recipe for a good stompleb post:



































































































































































































































































































:killyourself:

[StompleB]

ob__vious

[steveyos]

ob__vious

exactly why I don't click view post

[Cody]

yep and still better than anything youve posted in the last year

[Cody]

exactly why I don't click view post

stevey why dont you go view fjs and fuck off

[always stevey]

and no I didn't climb a mountain what does that have to do with anything lol it's like 82358328583 degrees out why would I climb a mountain today

Because I conquered the fucking mountain while high as fuck today and you didn't.

[Cody]

Because I conquered the fucking mountain while high as fuck today and you didn't.

:love:

[steveyos]

yeah but I can climb mountains too it's not that difficult at all how about we both climb a mountain then at the top we fight

[always stevey]

Poor Stevey is gonna get indigestion from the cheesy salsa. My condolences.

[steveyos]

I could carry you up the mountain and still win the fight

[steveyos]

STICK TO A TOPIC IT'S EITHER MOUNTAINS OR DEATH BY OLD SALSA MAKE UP UR MIND

[always stevey]

yeah but I can climb mountains too it's not that difficult at all how about we both climb a mountain then at the top we fight

I'll throw your ass off my mountain.

[always stevey]

That's MY mountain.

[StompleB]

I could carry you up the mountain and still win the fight

is that an thus spake zarathustra reference

[steveyos]

you're queen of bad posts mountain shut up

[steveyos]

is that an thus spake zarathustra reference

literally have no idea what that is I don't watch movies and the only tv show I watch is arrested development and if that's an arrested development reference it just shows you how much attention I pay to that too

[Cody]

literally have no idea what that is I don't watch movies and the only tv show I watch is arrested development and if that's an arrested development reference it just shows you how much attention I pay to that too

you dont watch that 70's show or big bang theory?

you fake ass nerd

[StompleB]

at least cody and I will always have the food network...

[steveyos]

stompleb you can't watch the food network it's not vegan

[always stevey]

stevey is banned from my mountain which i now declare as Cagotopia. you are all violating cagotopia airspace and need to leave or be shot down and eliminated.

[always stevey]

leave the thread i mean.

[steveyos]

you're really pretty you're a really good poster and you're really good at talking with your voice

[steveyos]

april fools

[steveyos]

I was describing myself but it's not an april fools for me that all really does apply to me

[always stevey]

hate you so much. :(

[Cody]

at least cody and I will always have the food network...

yes sharing recepies for food i like is a weakness of mine

[steveyos]

everyone hates me what else is new

[always stevey]

okay I don't hate you anymore ^__^

[macpro]

Claire squirts a little pee in her Gaucamole to give it that tang. After she climbs mount Everest.

[always stevey]

and marco eats it up like a bitch.

[macpro]

love that pee tang taste.

[StompleB]

what a mind

[always stevey]

I'm sure you do.

[macpro]

it's also the secret to her home made lemonaide.



after she climbs mount Everest of course.

[steveyos]

wow decided to click view post on marco's posts and you know I'm positive that's cody, they're both yeah you know what I'd put money on that being cody

also I'd drink guldcat's pee I bet it would get me hella drunk

[steveyos]

anyway if you'll excuse me my face has a date with the toilet then I can finally go back to doing my sit ups and downs I'll be checking back in later to see if marks and elz replied to my computer thread oh man I hope elz replies to it

[macpro]

she should bottle that shit. call it "Claire's Hella Pee drink". Everyone in Cali would drink it.

[Cody]

im betting stevey would mentally make himself sick if he noticed that he had a jar of honey that was past date....

[always stevey]

I'm betting Marco is a pee drinker.

[always stevey]

Coronas speak for themselves.

[macpro]

old man pee iz ta bess.

[always stevey]

Stop trying to type like you're everyone else's age here. Your not. You are like 60 years old and its really weird.

[always stevey]

http://i.imgur.com/IYMYLdu.jpg
Marco

[rootbeer]

cheese salsa? thats fucking disgusting

qft

[always stevey]

I know you're in here, Marco, trying to muster the sicket of burns

[macpro]

Grilling some Wagyu steaks. making some pee sauce. Skype me later lovely.

[always stevey]

http://i.imgur.com/IYMYLdu.jpg

[always stevey]

playing it off like u don't care lol.

[steveyos]

ugh delete this forum already

[juji]

I read Cag and Marco replies, I wonder why Cag cooks Guacamole because does she like elz? maybe

[juji]

Steveyos, you should be mature in case when your mom dies, you should manage your foods and learn to cook like your mom does.

[Camoron]

clag drowns spiders in her pee

[steveyos]

tell me the last time my mom cooked anything elz go ahead and tell me the last time I haven't cooked anything, I dare you

[steveyos]

god damn I feel like I got all the aids in the world I didn't puke I wish I did I'm nto eating for a year

[Cody]

I read Cag and Marco replies, I wonder why Cag cooks Guacamole because does she like elz? maybe

mexican food is the fare of choice for a lot of californians

[juji]

tell me the last time my mom cooked anything elz go ahead and tell me the last time I haven't cooked anything, I dare you

Plain Bagel Sandwiches

[steveyos]

Tasty Trumpet:

Ingredients:

2 Plain Bagels


Take 1 Plain Bagel, cut in half

Place Second Plain Bagel in-between two halves of First Plain Bagel




Play Trumpet for 30 Years, Eat Sandwich, Make Horrible Posts.