So I heard a radio station say be the 101st texter to win tickets to a concert

[VeritechRyan]

so i started texting in. I had no idea who it was for, but they normally have good stuff.
The DJ then says, after I enter about 10 times, its tickets for the "Package tour".
Who is performing in it? BoysIIMen, 98 Degrees, and headliners New Kids On the Block

So I get home, phone starts ringing.

Yep, i won them. Of course I hand the phone over to tammy. She has no clue what to answer when the DJ asks her who her favorite band of the late 80's and early 90's was until i whisper "new kids" to her.

so she'll be taking my sister to this concert. Thank God I'm not going

[timmy]

you sure dodged that bullet

[timmy]

while your wife and her sister go to that concert and get mad dick youll be at home watching the american foozball and you will be happier than them because they are only merely getting huge dicks in them and not watching sports on tv

[VeritechRyan]

my wife wasnt sure what to wear, especially since they are now in a drawing for a meet and greet with New kids on the block.

MY MOM gives her this advice:
Just wear something low cut. the members of that band are all old men, they just wanna see cleavage and boobs

[timmy]

shes in for it

[timmy]

in it to win it

[VeritechRyan]

the funny thing is:
1) Tammy honestly couldnt care at all about new kids on the block
2) my sister is practically wetting her pants in excitement about going to see new kids on the block

[skrizach]

this is a p good thread ya'll

[rootbeer]

while your wife and her sister go to that concert and get mad dick youll be at home watching the american foozball and you will be happier than them because they are only merely getting huge dicks in them and not watching sports on tv

mmmk, you can go back to dota 2 now
:badone:

[rubycalaber]

wetting her pants eh?

[Gentleman Doli]

the funny thing is:
1) Tammy honestly couldnt care at all about new kids on the block
2) my sister is practically wetting her pants in excitement about going to see new kids on the block

ya that is a pretty wacky situation :xd:

[Gentleman Doli]

wetting her pants eh?

[cackles like the evil lizard vilain jack bvenonker]

[steveyos]

lol