Teaching myself Java code

[Gentleman Doli]

public class SpathApp{
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Spath, damaged hole, tim, funaey lol"); //Display the string.
}
}

[maks]

Watch out dp and jon, there's a new coder in town

[Gentleman Doli]

ur goign down programers, im goign 2 make five milion hello world projects in netbeans until i have destroyed every ome

[juji]

Don't bother learning Java, it sucks

[maks]

any plans to port your application to android?

[juji]

I've done it, Android is not good OS imo, they shouldn't use Java engine.

[Gentleman Doli]

I gotta make my self a Angry Bird and make milons

[blumpkin blownuts]

i would totally download a spath app from google play

[rootbeer]

gl doli

[0mon Ra]

Don't bother learning Java, it sucks

yea you're right it's only the most used programming language in the world why learn it? idiot.

[always stevey]

*marks thread read*

[Gentleman Doli]

gonna hold ur hand and never have sex w/ u cag

[juji]

yea you're right it's only the most used programming language in the world why learn it? idiot.

^ Typical Non programmer dork

[0mon Ra]

^ Typical Non programmer dork

i work at amazon good try

[juji]

i work at amazon good try

function TimlolololBecomesHugeFaggot()
{
if ("Timlolololol"=="Huge Faggot")
{
Text="Yes, Timlololololol is a huge faggot";
}
}

[0mon Ra]

function TimlolololBecomesHugeFaggot()
{
if ("Timlolololol"=="Huge Faggot")
{
Text="Yes, Timlololololol is a huge faggot";
}
}

to compare strings you should use .equals(). wow you have no idea what you're talking about lol.

[juji]

to compare strings you should use .equals(). wow you have no idea what you're talking about lol.

This is not Java, it's Javascript.

[steveyos]

you could make a lot more money learning LSL and you could work with me

[steveyos]

I need a script that resets my rune goldberg device so bad

[maks]

This is not Java, it's Javascript.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VqRUakwUOjA/UHZ4PEjqifI/AAAAAAAAA1g/FtqcrzuN-eE/s1600/snap_ho.gif

[BatteriWyfe]

I could take you to a microgroove forum (universal music usually uses it) and we could hack it until everyone cries

[steveyos]

that's show EMNIMEM....

[juji]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VqRUakwUOjA/UHZ4PEjqifI/AAAAAAAAA1g/FtqcrzuN-eE/s1600/snap_ho.gif

didn't she say "back off" ?

[maks]

didn't she say "back off" ?

I thought it was 'back off' I picked that one because I had already invested 30 seconds into searching and didn't find a black woman snapping on alternate sides of her head

[BatteriWyfe]

I would have thought juji would be a better lip reader

pretty sure she is saying "back up"

[Autistic Spectrum]

public class LisaCody{
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Lisa,Cody"); //Lisa Cody.
}
}

[Plug Drugs]

i'm gonna write scripts for games i ripped off from old warcraft 3 maps and patent the game and put them on the apple app store and call up apple and bitch to have them take down any similar apps and i'll sue away the competition and make loads of money

[Gentleman Doli]

shes clearly saying "Bam"

[jon]

java is fine

elz doesn't know what he is talking about, and never has

[steveyos]

java is fine

elz doesn't know what he is talking about, and never has

as in he literally doesn't even know the words he's posting he doesn't speak a word of english

[juji]

You didnt even mention it requires virtual machine to run java applications.

Bothering anyone to download JRE would be annoying like Jon is sucking Niko Bellic's dick

[Gentleman Doli]

hmm.. are sun's code conventions commonly used :ponder:

[Camoron]

hmm... :ponder:

[Gentleman Doli]

:ponder: :nigsup:

[juji]

Java and Python suck, everyone agrees except timlolollololol and jon are huge faggots

[Gentleman Doli]

Programmer Wars

[Gentleman Doli]

who actualy cares you nerd

[Camoron]

i literally dont care about anything

[Camoron]

dont care about this forum dont care about any of you dont care about the people around me dont care about a busfull of kids blowing dont care about my own life, i just dont care, i never care about antyhing. its not because i hate you or dislike you im just totally hopelessly uncaring

[rootbeer]

:french:

[Camoron]

gonna go buy some condoms, wait no, fuck that, i dont care, rawdog.

[Camoron]

rawdog 4 life we rough rydin

[Camoron]

ryder die

[always stevey]

amazing this thread has any replies

[Camoron]

i dont care if this thread bhas any replies i dont care if my threads get any replies i dont care if i even make a new thread, i care so little im just posting in a totally irrelevant thread about how i dont give a shit and i just dont care, go aheadand troll me

see if i care.

[always stevey]

You really are depressed.

[juji]

who actualy cares you nerd

Have fun with your failed goals, when you become 80 years old never published your first app

[Camoron]

You really are depressed.

http://mimg.ugo.com/201001/35483/office-space-dont-give-a-shit.jpg

[Gentleman Doli]

Have fun with your failed goals, when you become 80 years old never published your first app

thank you

[always stevey]

http://mimg.ugo.com/201001/35483/office-space-dont-give-a-shit.jpg

I don't get it. Are you laughing yet dying inside or are you just laughing at me? This is ridiculous.

[lnopia the great]

doli what are you going to do with yourself after 80 years of not publishing an app

[rootbeer]

I don't get it. Are you laughing yet dying inside or are you just laughing at me? This is ridiculous.

he wants us to think hes not depressed (yeah right lmao)

[Gentleman Doli]

doli what are you going to do with yourself after 80 years of not publishing an app

I will probably kil my self if I can never make Angry Bird 2: revenge of the Angry Bird

[Plug Drugs]

fuck angry birds it wasnt even an original idea for a game

[Autistic Spectrum]

i write code with the blood of my enmeys

[0mon Ra]

Java and Python suck, everyone agrees except timlolollololol and jon are huge faggots

please don't listen to this deaf retard.

[macpro]

please don't listen to this deaf retard.


man that was rude.

[Camoron]

I don't get it. Are you laughing yet dying inside or are you just laughing at me? This is ridiculous.

im not dying inside because i was never really alive :rofl:

[Gentleman Doli]

Im dying inside because I killed by self LOL

[jon]

http://langpop.com/

dumb as a brick, as usual

[jon]

maybe there's a lot of brick dust in the water in mexico

[jon]

java also #1 in the tiobe index and #1 from published books, although C is the only high level language used on over 99% of computers

[maks]

I like python, with pygtk it's super easy it's essentially visual basic for linux

[jon]

the remaining fraction of a percent account for all personal computers, dedicated servers, phones, tablets, and gaming systems

[maks]

that being said everything I ever want to do can be done with bash scripts so I have no intention of ever getting good at python

[rootbeer]

java is for hardcore games such as runescape and neopets

[Camoron]

I like python, with pygtk it's super easy it's essentially visual basic for linux

i like ytmnd, with ptkfgs its super easy its essentially tpilol basic for alol

[Gentleman Doli]

java is for hardcore games such as runescape and neopets

exactley... tehse morons dont even understand the level im oeprating on

[steveyos]

linden script language

[rootbeer]

exactley... tehse morons dont even understand the level im oeprating on

freaking plebs man cant live with em, cant live without em

[Plug Drugs]

well the most innovative "games" to have come out in the past few years (Dota 2, league of legends ; tower defense for your gay phone) were all based on wc3 mods (the best game of all time) and i know the trigger language (yeah its a language okay im so cool) for that so i'm pretty much boss
http://i39.tinypic.com/do54aq.jpg

[Cody]

i like ytmnd, with ptkfgs its super easy its essentially tpilol basic for alol

whats this? are we getting the old cam back?

[Plug Drugs]

Events:
- Unit comes within (75.0) of unit ("Plug Drugs" <001>)
Conditions:
- Unit type of (Triggering Unit) equal to (Faggot)
Action:
- Kill (Triggering Unit)

:smug:

[Cody]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_cQ1udEmGc

Dear casey, please play this song for my friend Mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig, He's having a hard time with life and i think it would be good to remind him that he's already made it past the hard part before he goes postal.

[juji]

Last data update: Wed Apr 13 14:57:11 +0200 2011


3 posts of retard rage by jon

[maks]

wc3 (the best game of all time)

warcraft 2 was leaps and bounds better than 3, all the proof I need that you're a huge fag

[Plug Drugs]

pfft :rofl: you have fun with your whopping two races with an almost identical tech tree

[Plug Drugs]

wc3 was an improvement in almost every aspect except they should have left ships in, but didnt because they couldn't work out the kinks with buggy 3d terrain

[Cody]

wc3 was an improvement in almost every aspect except they should have left ships in, but didnt because they couldn't work out the kinks with buggy 3d terrain

YcNGpe_f2es&autoplay=1

[Gentleman Doli]

warcraft 3 was [really nerdy comentary on a 14500000 year old video game] . Unlike Warcraft 2 [more nerdy shit] lmao

[Plug Drugs]

fine but dont ever play tower defense on your gay ipad or league of legends or dota 2 without knowing you ripped off my culture fags!!!

[Gentleman Doli]

i hate all of those things

[Plug Drugs]

u think ur so cool and fresh and original, like you invented it rofl

[Plug Drugs]

well i got news for u

[Plug Drugs]

ur just a consumer :rofl:

[Plug Drugs]

i hate all of those things

well well welll mr smarty pants what games do you play huh??

[Gentleman Doli]

package exercise1a;

public class Exercise1b {
public static void main(String[] args) {
if ( args.length == 0) {
System.out.println( "No command line argument given" );
}

else {
int t = 0;
for( int i = 0; i < 101; i++ ) {
System.out.print(args[0] + " ");
t = t + args[0].length() + 1;
if (t + args[0].length() + 1 > 80) {
System.out.println(" ");
t = 0;
}
}
}
}
}

compile this and type plug_drugs_is_a_fag in the comand line, Lol

[Plug Drugs]

3,4-methylenedioxymethylalphamethylphenethylamine
compile rthat and then stick it up ur arse!! :heart::heart:

[blumpkin blownuts]

I like python, with pygtk it's super easy it's essentially visual basic for linux

i'm slowly learning python for work, i haven't formed any opinions of it yet but it does what we need it to do just fine

i like lisp (actually nyquist) for dsp
and i like assembly languages

other than c those are the only languages listed there i've really used more than once

[Plug Drugs]

i want you to compile ur cum in my ass

[always stevey]

compile a shotgun into your mouth and pull the trigger.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i compile poops with my hindgut

[Gentleman Doli]

compile a shotgun into your mouth and pull the trigger.

cag!