My Cag Fantasy

[Gentleman Doli]

Im holding her hand. I squeeze her hand and smile at her. She smiles back. She tells me she has to go home. She walks home. She closes the door. She calls the police. Im arrested and thrown in jail Lmao,

[always stevey]

I don't understand

[Camoron]

no alohol in this fantasy

[always stevey]

Very weird fantasy.

[Gentleman Doli]

The moral of the story is, always pay in advanc

[Camoron]

1 i visit cag at her house, she lets me in
2 we talk for a while, she goes upstairs and shuts the door to change
3 shes in there for a really long time
4 i get curious and go upstairs
5 open the door
6 get on the floor
7 everybody walk the dinosaur :rofl: get it, its a 4chan m

[always stevey]

He could have come up with a better moral than that.

[Gentleman Doli]

Teach me how to Dougie

[always stevey]

omg Doli you are so weird.

[Gentleman Doli]

Hey welcome to the forusm!!!! !:P Haha Im kind of the weird one around here xD

[Gentleman Doli]

weird things:
saying i want to hold a girls hand

not weird things:
psoting five milion threads pretending to be a random australian woman i stalk in my spare time

[rootbeer]

The moral of the story is, always pay in advanc

ba dum tsk

[Plug Drugs]

my cag fantasy:
we are out camping
i give her 400ug of LSD
i leave

[steveyos]

"Lmao," made me laugh

[steveyos]

I awake on a beach. Cag is standing over me.


I ask, "What happened?"


She replies, "blah blah blah blah blah"


I can't make out what she's saying. Maybe because I don't speak plain paper, or I'm too busy running second life in ultra ultra.

[always stevey]

Fucking Stevey

[Camoron]

I awake on a beach. Cag is standing over me.


I ask, "What happened?"


She replies, "blah blah blah blah blah"


I can't make out what she's saying. Maybe because I don't speak plain paper, or I'm too busy running second life in ultra ultra.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c8/Lost.gif

[juji]

My fantasy is:

When I invite cag to home, I made super awesome sushis to her, but she told she wont eat my sushis, it fucking hurt my feelings. But I felt something weird omg a giant spider transformation, cag is scared and tries to escape but the door is closed, I approach her to rape, she said NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! and got raped, she feels weaken and helpless, there goes my ultimate blow out, I bite her vagina, she got poisoned to death, Giant spider assembles her like a mummy with web and put to my storage.

[Camoron]

is this real are you really elz

[always stevey]

jesus christ

[Gentleman Doli]

My fantasy is:

When I invite cag to home, I made super awesome sushis to her, but she told she wont eat my sushis, it fucking hurt my feelings. But I felt something weird omg a giant spider transformation, cag is scared and tries to escape but the door is closed, I approach her to rape, she said NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! and got raped, she feels weaken and helpless, there goes my ultimate blow out, I bite her vagina, she got poisoned to death, Giant spider assembles her like a mummy with web and put to my storage.

golden showers this thread immediately

[maks]

My cag fantasy: I give her old alts and throw her suggestions every once in a while and watch what she does with them

[steveyos]

elz cannot talk about a girl without mentioning sex lol

[Camoron]

i wake up, shes sleeoing peaceuflly next to me. i reach over and feel her pregnant belly, its so big, shes due any day now. my god, to think just a year ago.. we were just strANGERs on a intenret forum. i think back to all the fun we had all the good times and the bad, and i caress her face gently then wrap my hands around her beautiful pregnant belly. i suckle gently at her neck and work my hands up onto her firm milk-laden breasts. she awakens softly and moans and i kiss her in the mouth then whisper into her ear, "i love you lisa"

[always stevey]

Fucking god damnit. Adblocking this shit

[steveyos]

abortion time

[steveyos]

*marks baby aborted*

[Camoron]

Fucking god damnit. Adblocking this shit

what is the matter

[steveyos]

cag plays second life with me,

cag posts on fjs,

cag learns how to speak at an audible level so I can hear her on tinychat,

cag says something funny,

[steveyos]

if just one of those could become reality......ahhhh....

[Garfield]

my fanatasy is cags 40 year old tits on lisas scrawny body and terrorbabys huge lips on gabis face and steveys sense of humor and the sexual freedom of ramen the buttholelicker

[Garfield]

ahhh the perfect woman

[Gentleman Doli]

i wake up, shes sleeoing peaceuflly next to me. i reach over and feel her pregnant belly, its so big, shes due any day now. my god, to think just a year ago.. we were just strANGERs on a intenret forum. i think back to all the fun we had all the good times and the bad, and i caress her face gently then wrap my hands around her beautiful pregnant belly. i suckle gently at her neck and work my hands up onto her firm milk-laden breasts. she awakens softly and moans and i kiss her in the mouth then whisper into her ear, "i love you lisa"

you wrote this about cag initialy lmao

[Camoron]

its called "irony"

[always stevey]

Cameron how do I turn on the adblock.

[Camoron]

uhm it doesnt really.. work like that...

[always stevey]

I want to adblock you, garfield, general doli.. and elz too

[always stevey]

hurry up I need help

[steveyos]

my sense of humor would improve any female so much that the world would explode

[steveyos]

Cameron how do I turn on the adblock.

this post is funny to me

[steveyos]

I want to adblock you, garfield, general doli.. and elz too

just post at fjs if the only posts you wanna read are mine

[Camoron]

please dont.

[Garfield]

this post is funny to me

because shes speaking to him as if she already knows hell help her. cams so whipped he doesnt even realize it, i wonder where shes keeping his balls

[Camoron]

Can't let you do that Gul Ducat

[always stevey]

Run the adblock? why?

[Gentleman Doli]

Im cag, tee-hee

[Camoron]

just download the adblock extension in chrome and turn it on jeez

[Camoron]

you cant adblock me

[always stevey]

yes i fucking can

[always stevey]

just you wait until i figure out how to use the adblock lol

[Camoron]

youre really weird please stop drinking you have to work

[Garfield]

lol

[Gentleman Doli]

the adblock

[always stevey]

youre really weird please stop drinking you have to work

Haven't been drinking. It's only 2 o clock you fucking idiot.

[Garfield]

im actually oretty drunk i drink everytime the midget does in the elder scrollstv show i bought like 2 bttles of wine and some barenjager because i couldnt find mead

[Garfield]

i also touch little boys every time the king does

[steveyos]

WWW.2fjs.com best thing for your computer

[always stevey]

only ren fags drink mead.

[Camoron]

Haven't been drinking. It's only 2 o clock you fucking idiot.

why are you so mean? i am just concerned about you

[Garfield]

cag maybe if you could put aside our diferences (im cute and funny and youre..wel... cag) and you could help me come up with a funny gaem ofthromes/renassaince festival tweet

im having difficulty coming up with the right wording for the punchline to hit correctly within 140 characters

i want it to be about how someone at ren fest takes it a little too seriously and beheads the fat plumber pretending to be the king and all of the towns people/festival goers go wild and start pillaging the plaster shacks that hold all the medieval sunglasses

[Garfield]

twitter is a big deal for me

[steveyos]

My Fag Fantasy

[always stevey]

why are you so mean? i am just concerned about you

Because I haven't drank yet.

[Garfield]

in return for helpig the house of garfield i wil bereath you one picture of my royal fallice

[steveyos]

I awake on a beach. Ob is standing over me.

[Camoron]

Ok.........

[always stevey]

I awake on a beach. Ob is standing over me.

[always stevey]

:rofl:

[juji]

Cag, why are you being mean? Is true becoming a woman is harsh? If you enjoy their fantasies, then youre real woman.

[Camoron]

elz dont woryr about it...

[juji]

Im not sure cag is trolling or not

[steveyos]

god damn elz

[Camoron]

Im not sure cag is trolling or not

no shes just a bitch

[juji]

I wish real women exist

[Garfield]

me too brethren , me too

[Garfield]

they r all farmers daughters and whore no lady is enough for THIS lord

[juji]

Ancient women weren't really mean, they are like female dogs who love their owners

[Camoron]

yes, women are bitches elz

[Garfield]

yes why cant it be like the days of yore? so peaceful and much better posters if i may say so my self

[m0nde]

cag of ages

[steveyos]

why is elz single what women could say no to that

[UofLCardfan08]

why is elz single what women could say no to that

because any respectable woman would call the authorities on his behavior

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/36122715.jpg


It was ruby who made a post about elz's pepperesque lifestyle

[juji]

However Madeline is ugliest than Lisa and cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fantsy number 213,

in this fantasy she some how unlocks the master lock i put on her chains, and sneaks up from my basement, i am watching tv in the other room and i hear a soft clop clop in the other room, i stand up slowly peaking around the corner, and spot her trying to sneak out the back door, i spring out and yell CAG are WE GONNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY OR THE EASY WAY,,, she whispers the hard way,,, i then bum rush her knocking her small stripper body to the floor and then i pick her up and thorw her down the basement stairs, i rush down the stairs after her, grab her by her hair and drag her back to the wall i had her chained too, smashing her face into the wall, and re locking the lock, i throw a couple new locks on her chains for good mesure,,,

[juji]

lol

[Garfield]

you know for the record if we were all to hang out wed probably get along pretty well, i just want to say that if i ever won the lottery i would buy every one of you a ticket to cags house so we could all sit around and have our turns with her until jizz was bubbling out of her ears

[steveyos]

However Madeline is ugliest than Lisa and cag

why can't you make one post towards a female that doesn't have to do with them being a soul in a female body? fucking fuck

[steveyos]

don't get this stuff at fjs

[Camoron]

Isnt elz one of the 4 posters at fjs

[Camoron]

But i guess there are no girls there for him to creep so that makes sense

[Garfield]

camoron is enfuriated by all of us "disgusting men" dvancing and caroosing his lady

[Camoron]

Caboosing my lady

[Camoron]

Nice caboose bro

[Garfield]

caroosing, you know like hitting on her

[Camoron]

who do you think will die next in my avatar my bet is on macaulay culkin

[steveyos]

rest in peace fjs, at least you're not rubynet though

[always stevey]

Carroooosing. Just drove this drunk home and he grabbed my breasts.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fantasy 345

cag and me are chatting on skype one night, talking about seph and the jeers bar sub forum, when suddenly, she hears a knock on her door, she tells me she has to answer it and she'll be right back,cag hoof's it over to the door and opens it, it's stomple bane, stomple bane has found her house, in a very low monotone voice, he says, I DO THIS FOR THE LATKA PEOPLE (latka is a type of potato pankae jews eat) he then whips out a huge purple eggplant(just like the one cag shoved in her pussy hole for speh on skype) and beats her to death with it, all the while i am hearing the sounds of stomple murdering cag with an eggplant and furislouy masterbaiting the entire time, i hear stomple close the door shut and i type 3 letters into the skype chat box,,,, lol,

[always stevey]

beat to death with eggplants.

[Cody]

carousing

[always stevey]

I've got the worst fucking hangover today. Wow it feels like spinal meningitus.

[Cody]

and just how to you know what that feels like?

[Garfield]

spinal meningitis has got her down

[always stevey]

spinal meningitis has got her down

[Cody]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmZU1rX9Rfw

[always stevey]

What the fuck.

[steveyos YOLO]

Stop being an alcoholic or you'll wind up like ashley and have to fuck old bald guys you meet off the internet

[always stevey]

Why use the internet when I can fuck old bald guys I meet irl

[Garfield]

fuck me and rootbeer on cam

[Cody]

drinking makes your hair turn gray faster cag

[always stevey]

Don't give a shit. Maybe people will stop calling me "kid"

[Garfield]

unfortunately being degraded is part of being a stripper

[Garfield]

when i go to the local stripclub i like to teach them useful life skills like how to read

[always stevey]

when i go to the local stripclub i like to teach them useful life skills like how to read

How selfless of you.

[always stevey]

Garfield, savior of the damned.

[Garfield]

garfield, lives in a strip club cause pussy always around him

[Garfield]

i am gods gift to women

[Garfield]

G - great looking
A - asshole, but only enough to still be cute (girls like that stuff)
R - relentless orgasm giver
F - funniest poster award 2009
I - intelligent
E - extra cute
L - lover of the women race
D - dick is a little above average sized

[Camoron]

i hate y fuckin life

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fantasy 891

i am on a very important bussiness trip to the west coast to talk to a wind farm millionaire about automating his big ass wind farm fan's, we have a couple drinks at a bussiness dinner and decide to head on over to a little dive of a strip club, we get a table right up front, order a couple of drinks, the swamry dj announces Please welcome to the stage
CAT AVATAR GUY,, and starts playing this song
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a midget of a women with an atoms apple comes out on stage, OH MY GOD IT'S CAG FROM THE INTERENT i say in my mind, because i don't want to embarrass myself in front of the wind farm millonare, but little do i know that he's screaming in his head OH MY GOD IT'S MY DAUGHTER, and does not want to embarrass himself in front of me, because his daughter is a whore, cag tries to avoid eye contact with her dad, i pull out a 20 dollar bill and hold it up to the stage, she slinks over to our table, keeping her head down the entire way, she comes over and does some half hearted pelvic thursts in me and her dads general direction, i pull the 20 dollars closer to me so she has to bend down to get it, as shes grabbing the money, i whisper CAG,,,,

[always stevey]

Uncomfortable post.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fantasy 891

i am on a very important bussiness trip to the west coast to talk to a wind farm millionaire about automating his big ass wind farm fan's, we have a couple drinks at a bussiness dinner and decide to head on over to a little dive of a strip club, we get a table right up front, order a couple of drinks, the swamry dj announces Please welcome to the stage
CAT AVATAR GUY,, and starts playing this song
KBWfUc5jKiM&autoplay=1
a midget of a women with an atoms apple comes out on stage, OH MY GOD IT'S CAG FROM THE INTERENT i say in my mind, because i don't want to embarrass myself in front of the wind farm millonare, but little do i know that he's screaming in his head OH MY GOD IT'S MY DAUGHTER, and does not want to embarrass himself in front of me, because his daughter is a whore, cag tries to avoid eye contact with her dad, i pull out a 20 dollar bill and hold it up to the stage, she slinks over to our table, keeping her head down the entire way, she comes over and does some half hearted pelvic thursts in me and her dads general direction, i pull the 20 dollars closer to me so she has to bend down to get it, as shes grabbing the money, i whisper CAG,,,,

oh and she trips and falls at that point head first into her dads lap

[always stevey]

gross. :(

[Camoron]

filth

[always stevey]

yes filth. having to read it and listen to that elton john song left me emotionally scarred, spiraling me deeper into alcoholism.

[Autistic Spectrum]

hold me closer tiny dancer

[Camoron]

aaasdtgsh

[always stevey]

excuse me while i fucking weep softly in the shower.

[Camoron]

k

[Cody]

count the headlights on the highway

[Camoron]

excuse me while i kiss this guy

[Cody]

excuse me while i kiss this guy

jimi!

[always stevey]

count the headlights on the highway

I do that sometimes when I'm trying not to weave at 4 in the morning.

[Gentleman Doli]

OSc2JOp4w0s

[always stevey]

everyone sings that shit alloud when it get's to the "you already know" and it's annoying as fuck

[Gentleman Doli]

cag ;]

[always stevey]

*marks thread read*

[Gentleman Doli]

marking a thread read doesnt actualy do anything if youve already read its last page

[always stevey]

IN MY MIND IT DOES. Don't fuck with my warped reality it's all I have to survive/.

[Garfield]

seeth

[always stevey]

*seethe*

[always stevey]

It has an e. I checked on google. Admire my honesty.

[Camoron]

youre a fucking idiot

[rootbeer]

my epic fantasy

[always stevey]

I can think of a ween song for this occaison.

[m0nde]

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

[always stevey]

Oh my fucking god. Never reading another Monde post again!

[m0nde]

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day0P3lhrwio&autoplay=1

[macpro]

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

omg lol.

[rootbeer]

Final Cag Fantasy X: The Epic Skype Troll

[Gentleman Doli]

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

im goign to fucking murder you

[steveyos YOLO]

My cag fantasy would be watching her take 1 in the pink and 2 in the stink all at the same time.

[m0nde]

if she face sat you while stomple gave her the poon jabby, you'd get pink eye

[Autistic Spectrum]

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

[steveyos YOLO]

This thread is so sexually arousing I can't take it

[blumpkin blownuts]

im climbing an icy mountain using needle-nose pliers to pull myself up the slippery face and then i look up and cag is already at the top and she smiles and waveing and she throws down a rope to pull me up but the rope comes down and i see it writheing around and it is in fact a big giant land planarian but i like those guys so i grab onto the planarians head but instead it wraps around my waste and hoists me up to cag and i see the top of the mountain and she has made a campfire and she has all these little songbirds staked on sticks and i help her to roast the birds, feathers and all over the fire and she bits the birds head off and all this sand spills out of the birds neck, like 100s of gallons of sand and it keeps coming out until all the ice is covered by it and we are sitting on a giant sand dune and we start singing ween songs and we're like bobbing back and forth to the music and then i have to go so i take a pair of scissors and cut from cag a length of her hair and i grasp the lock of hair tightly and close my eyes and think about the tropics and the hair begins pulling me up into the sky and it's liftign me up until i am floating and i glide on the wind until i am over the tropics and i let the hair go one strand at a time so i float gently down to the islands below

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fantasy 614

i get hit in the head with a bowling ball, and get serious brain damage, my speech center is affected, and i can only say Cag, Cag and i have to go though the rest of my life pointing at things saying cag in different pitches

[Camoron]

cag fantasy 614

i get hit in the head with a bowling ball, and get serious brain damage, my speech center is affected, and i can only say Cag, Cag and i have to go though the rest of my life pointing at things saying cag in different pitches
caag... cag cag

[Cody]

timmay

[Link]

pics pllz

[always stevey]

http://imgur.com/r7FKggB

[always stevey]

oh fuck whats going on with the buttons.

[Gentleman Doli]

Ahhh! THe buttons! The words, what do tehy mean? :grin: :grin: :grin: Lol, this is what people act like when there drunk. Im disoriented!

[Gentleman Doli]

Yep, Im drunk off my ass and yep, its a freaking monday night lmao

[always stevey]

I happen to be sober you son of a bitch

[macpro]

gonna make this Link nigger eat his blasphemous insulting sig.

[steveyos YOLO]

gonna make this Link nigger eat his blasphemous insulting sig.

But he's my friend irl

[macpro]

But he's my friend irl

can't help that.

[Camoron]

oh fuck whats going on with the buttons.

oh gosh :tongue: girls dont know how to use computers is whats going on here :laugh:
:giggle:

[BatteriWyfe]

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[m0nde]

i'm giong to sing that to lisa while i hold her down and eat all of her cat food

[Link]

A lot of females on here for a dead forum.

[Link]

Like whore yourself on 4chan or something

[Link]

IM A FUCK A BITCHES MOUTH CUZ IM SO DAMN FYNE

[m0nde]

link, i missexc you
did you get a wii u?

[Link]

Duh, and a 3ds

[Link]

Bro I'm bored you wanna chill? You can see how muscular ive gotten

[m0nde]

do you let guys do you in the ass?

[Link]

Nah just trannies

[m0nde]

hot

[rootbeer]

Yep, Im drunk off my ass and yep, its a freaking monday night lmao

claire's crew wins again

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag seriously stop drinking for a couple months and ring yourself out, sure you prob will not be in haze anymore and not post with us, and sure i will miss you alot, but i fear for your health, it can't be good to be 48 pounds and drink that much,

[steveyos YOLO]

She'd stop drinking if everyone here would stop being so mean to her

[rootbeer]

She'd stop drinking if everyone here would stop being so mean to her

its a viscous cycle

[steveyos YOLO]

I don't want it to stop I was just saying...

[Garfield]

she drinks because shes not funny, and shes not funny because she drinks

[always stevey]

If I'm so unfunny then how I come I laugh at everyone of my posts and jokes, huh?

[Autistic Spectrum]

hello cag,,

[always stevey]

Where would one purchase rape repellent?

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag i have an extra bottle, maybe you, me and stomple could all get lunch and i could give it to you,,,

[always stevey]

and get beaten and raped to death with egg plants.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag are you gonna get your drink on today/tonight?

[always stevey]

Probably not. I have nothing planned for today.

[Autistic Spectrum]

how often do you drink alone(internet friends don't count)

[always stevey]

Not often enough, I drink mostly in social settings when I'm with my friends. Every once in a while I'll crack open a bottle of wine though I need to stop doing that because of all the calories.

[always stevey]

If you want to talk to someone who drinks all the time with his internet friends, talk to Camerone. HE was drinking margaritas last night in his room and sending me pix on my phone.

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh god post the pics, cag, break free of this terrible internet relationship you got yourself involved in,

[rootbeer]

oh god post the pics, cag, break free of this terrible internet relationship you got yourself involved in,

[Cody]

oh god post the pics, cag, break free of this terrible internet relationship you got yourself involved in,

[steveyos]

7 pages of shit I"m not gonna read because I know it's fucking terrible, fuck this forum you people are sad

[Camoron]

If you want to talk to someone who drinks all the time with his internet friends, talk to Camerone. HE was drinking margaritas last night in his room and sending me pix on my phone.

i was drinking with p[eople from work at a mexican restaurant you dumb cunt

[Camoron]

fuck you codey and rootbeer i thought u guys where my friends

[always stevey]

Yeah, fuck you guys. Not cool

[Camoron]

Don't

[always stevey]

i was drinking with p[eople from work at a mexican restaurant you dumb cunt

oh.. lmao.

[Cody]

fuck you codey and rootbeer i thought u guys where my friends

post teh pics lurch -.-

[Garfield]

you cant seeth all those pics to yourself

[rootbeer]

fuck you codey and rootbeer i thought u guys where my friends

we are you friends thats why we need to bring this margarita addiction to the forefront

[Cody]

we are you friends thats why we need to bring this margarita addiction to the forefront

i agree, post a pic of you right now cam so we can clearly see how sober you are (or arent)

[Camoron]

I dont have a drinking problem

[Cody]

I dont have a drinking problem

http://img.pandawhale.com/31226-thats-when-my-drinking-problem-gZM5.gif

[rootbeer]

im getting drunk so i can purposely fail a blood test tomorrow :cool:

[Camoron]

call each other faggots from behind the keys of a message board

[Autistic Spectrum]

denial is not just a river in eygpt

[Camoron]

If I'm so unfunny then how I come I laugh at everyone of my posts and jokes, huh?

all girls are unfunny dont feel bad about it you got nice cone tits

[always stevey]

fuck you cam. I'm gonna post those pix. I gots leverage.

[Camoron]

its just a fact of life

[Cody]

fuck you cam. I'm gonna post those pix. I gots leverage.

you wont youre scared to

[Camoron]

yeah she thinks she has leverage but guess whos good friends with speh :smug:

[Gentleman Doli]

calling girls cunt = wackey hijinks :xd:

[Camoron]

shut up faggot

[Camoron]

:arms: yea. you heard me.

[Gentleman Doli]

n-no... u told me to shut up ;_; wat am i goign to do l

[Cody]

yeah she thinks she has leverage but guess whos good friends with speh :smug:

:siren:

[Camoron]

*drops the mic and walks away*:stare:

[steveyos]

it's like I'm the only male who talks to females here

[steveyos]

when are you guys gonna reach your 20's this teenager shit is fucking boring

[Camoron]

it's like I'm the only male who talks to females here

im havign dates with 3 different girls this week hbu

[steveyos]

im havign dates with 3 different girls this week hbu

yeah and you're creeping them all out I don't think you get what I"m saying

[steveyos]

m0nde had a wife, what's your fucking point, you're a nerd virgin

[steveyos]

gonna run them all off talking about stupid fucking star trek look at how you idiots act when cag is aorund WHO FUCKING CARES YOU FUCKING NERDS

[steveyos]

UGHAUGHAG A GIRL UAGHAUGAHG OMG A GIRL AUGHAGAUGHAG WE MAKE FUN OF OTHER POEPLE FOR DOING THIS THEN DO IT OUR SELF SUAHGUSGASUGH A GIRL YTMNSFW BITCH WE DON'T CARE OH WAIT A GIRL GHGHGNGNHGHGHG

[macpro]

yeah Cam. Follow the Stevyos model. it's total success.

[rootbeer]

gonna run them all off talking about stupid fucking star trek look at how you idiots act when cag is aorund WHO FUCKING CARES YOU FUCKING NERDS

>look how you act around cag
>implying she is super hot and we need to impress her
:magpi:

[steveyos]

>makes that post on page 8 of a cag thread

[m0nde]

http://i.imgur.com/2XwEnhl.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

hey is cag online, need to cag it up a bit today

[Gentleman Doli]

UGHAUGHAG A GIRL UAGHAUGAHG OMG A GIRL AUGHAGAUGHAG WE MAKE FUN OF OTHER POEPLE FOR DOING THIS THEN DO IT OUR SELF SUAHGUSGASUGH A GIRL YTMNSFW BITCH WE DON'T CARE OH WAIT A GIRL GHGHGNGNHGHGHG

i f*cking hate grirls, which is why i plan to remane a virgin for the rest of my life (copyright general doli do not steal). I honest to god cant stand tehm, there well for one thing there stupid, and for a second thing, they think oh wow i have boobs im speci- :mallet: Shut the fuck up bitch.

btw... cag, plz hit me up on skype when u have teh chance ;] thanks

[always stevey]

Monde is dirty.

[Gentleman Doli]

cag is a bad girl ;]

[macpro]

http://i.imgur.com/2XwEnhl.gif

that's talent.

[always stevey]

My fantasy is:

When I invite cag to home, I made super awesome sushis to her, but she told she wont eat my sushis, it fucking hurt my feelings. But I felt something weird omg a giant spider transformation, cag is scared and tries to escape but the door is closed, I approach her to rape, she said NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! and got raped, she feels weaken and helpless, there goes my ultimate blow out, I bite her vagina, she got poisoned to death, Giant spider assembles her like a mummy with web and put to my storage.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am going to honestly jerk off to that story later

[Gentleman Doli]

My fantasy is:

When I invite cag to home, I made super awesome sushis to her, but she told she wont eat my sushis, it fucking hurt my feelings. But I felt something weird omg a giant spider transformation, cag is scared and tries to escape but the door is closed, I approach her to rape, she said NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! and got raped, she feels weaken and helpless, there goes my ultimate blow out, I bite her vagina, she got poisoned to death, Giant spider assembles her like a mummy with web and put to my storage.

delete every other post in this tehread especially the horrible camoron ones, and then put this thread in its ownt hread, and put that thread in the gold mine for all eternity

[Gentleman Doli]

i wake up, shes sleeoing peaceuflly next to me. i reach over and feel her pregnant belly, its so big, shes due any day now. my god, to think just a year ago.. we were just strANGERs on a intenret forum. i think back to all the fun we had all the good times and the bad, and i caress her face gently then wrap my hands around her beautiful pregnant belly. i suckle gently at her neck and work my hands up onto her firm milk-laden breasts. she awakens softly and moans and i kiss her in the mouth then whisper into her ear, "i love you cag"

fcuking disgusting lmao

[steveyos YOLO]

cat avatar guy bumped this for attention today :lipstick:

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag

[Gentleman Doli]

cag didnt get enough atention last night bcause we were all talking about lisa and she was sitting in the tinychat corner smoking weed

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fantsy number 213,

in this fantasy she some how unlocks the master lock i put on her chains, and sneaks up from my basement, i am watching tv in the other room and i hear a soft clop clop in the other room, i stand up slowly peaking around the corner, and spot her trying to sneak out the back door, i spring out and yell CAG are WE GONNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY OR THE EASY WAY,,, she whispers the hard way,,, i then bum rush her knocking her small stripper body to the floor and then i pick her up and thorw her down the basement stairs, i rush down the stairs after her, grab her by her hair and drag her back to the wall i had her chained too, smashing her face into the wall, and re locking the lock, i throw a couple new locks on her chains for good mesure,,,


cag fantasy 345

cag and me are chatting on skype one night, talking about seph and the jeers bar sub forum, when suddenly, she hears a knock on her door, she tells me she has to answer it and she'll be right back,cag hoof's it over to the door and opens it, it's stomple bane, stomple bane has found her house, in a very low monotone voice, he says, I DO THIS FOR THE LATKA PEOPLE (latka is a type of potato pankae jews eat) he then whips out a huge purple eggplant(just like the one cag shoved in her pussy hole for speh on skype) and beats her to death with it, all the while i am hearing the sounds of stomple murdering cag with an eggplant and furislouy masterbaiting the entire time, i hear stomple close the door shut and i type 3 letters into the skype chat box,,,, lol,


cag fantasy 891

i am on a very important bussiness trip to the west coast to talk to a wind farm millionaire about automating his big ass wind farm fan's, we have a couple drinks at a bussiness dinner and decide to head on over to a little dive of a strip club, we get a table right up front, order a couple of drinks, the swamry dj announces Please welcome to the stage
CAT AVATAR GUY,, and starts playing this song
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a midget of a women with an atoms apple comes out on stage, OH MY GOD IT'S CAG FROM THE INTERENT i say in my mind, because i don't want to embarrass myself in front of the wind farm millonare, but little do i know that he's screaming in his head OH MY GOD IT'S MY DAUGHTER, and does not want to embarrass himself in front of me, because his daughter is a whore, cag tries to avoid eye contact with her dad, i pull out a 20 dollar bill and hold it up to the stage, she slinks over to our table, keeping her head down the entire way, she comes over and does some half hearted pelvic thursts in me and her dads general direction, i pull the 20 dollars closer to me so she has to bend down to get it, as shes grabbing the money, i whisper CAG,,,,


oh and she trips and falls at that point head first into her dads lap


*marks thread read*


my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day


im climbing an icy mountain using needle-nose pliers to pull myself up the slippery face and then i look up and cag is already at the top and she smiles and waveing and she throws down a rope to pull me up but the rope comes down and i see it writheing around and it is in fact a big giant land planarian but i like those guys so i grab onto the planarians head but instead it wraps around my waste and hoists me up to cag and i see the top of the mountain and she has made a campfire and she has all these little songbirds staked on sticks and i help her to roast the birds, feathers and all over the fire and she bits the birds head off and all this sand spills out of the birds neck, like 100s of gallons of sand and it keeps coming out until all the ice is covered by it and we are sitting on a giant sand dune and we start singing ween songs and we're like bobbing back and forth to the music and then i have to go so i take a pair of scissors and cut from cag a length of her hair and i grasp the lock of hair tightly and close my eyes and think about the tropics and the hair begins pulling me up into the sky and it's liftign me up until i am floating and i glide on the wind until i am over the tropics and i let the hair go one strand at a time so i float gently down to the islands below


cag fantasy 614

i get hit in the head with a bowling ball, and get serious brain damage, my speech center is affected, and i can only say Cag, Cag and i have to go though the rest of my life pointing at things saying cag in different pitches


cag

[Gentleman Doli]

i f*cking hate grirls, which is why i plan to remane a virgin for the rest of my life (copyright general doli do not steal). I honest to god cant stand tehm, there well for one thing there stupid, and for a second thing, they think oh wow i have boobs im speci- :mallet: Shut the fuck up bitch.

btw... cag, plz hit me up on skype when u have teh chance ;] thanks