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[Garfield]

they all chant my name carrying me off into the distance

[BatteriWyfe]

you're a cutie

[Garfield]

i have my pick of the forum whores, i own them all now

[BatteriWyfe]

*cough*

yeah great selection

[StompleB]

DJACOB!

[Garfield]

youz a house nigga

[rubycalaber]

:garf:

[rubycalaber]

I should add a garfield smiley

[Camoron]

I should add a garfield smiley
http://media.tumblr.com/f4817a1dd9c02bf374a9c1dccd3f236d/tumblr_inline_mpr14tjd9G1qz4rgp.jpg

[Garfield]

yes that is very relevant camoron

[BatteriWyfe]

Garfeels

[Camoron]

yes that is very relevant camoron

youre not very bright are you

[Camoron]

tell me, when the counselors gave you your IQ as a child did they have to use a decimal point hmm...???

[BatteriWyfe]

Garfeels is very clever

[Camoron]

I want to watch my favorite TV show, The Big Bang Theory, and drift off to sleep.

[Camoron]

Lisa, do you like The Big Bang Theory?

[BatteriWyfe]

Lisa, do you like The Big Bang Theory?not a lot but I like Sheldon

[Camoron]

we should watch it and Skype at the same time.

[Ramen]

i have my pick of the forum whores, i own them all now

i'm happily married....

[Garfield]

camoron, did you know that i am a counselor? i could help you. you could draw me some little pictures and i could tell you if youre a complete piece of shit or not

[BatteriWyfe]

we should watch it and Skype at the same time.I don't even have you on skype

[always stevey]

camerone is bangin' a dog girl. now he's flirting with that slut lisa.

[always stevey]

this makes me upset

[StompleB]

maybe she's a loyal companion

[always stevey]

Don't want Camerone getting sucking into her vacuos web of herpes and lies.

[timmy]

they carry garfield off to burn him alive for being a huge raging homosexual and thats a sin

[timmy]

a blasphemy i should say

[Garfield]

maybe she's a loyal companion

:worf:

[BatteriWyfe]

pathetic jealous slaggy cag

[always stevey]

CamORON already promised me he wouldn't do that again because it's dirty and bad and repulsive.

[BatteriWyfe]

he has said openly for months in front of everyone that he would dump you for me

deal with it you fake greasy skank

[always stevey]

Stay the fuck away from camorone bitch

[BatteriWyfe]

I'll have who I want thanks

[always stevey]

Not Camerone you won't. This isn't a request.

[BatteriWyfe]

they'll fly me out to have them too if I say so

[BatteriWyfe]

you know the deal cag

you have what's left after I have my 20 first picks

[always stevey]

...and flying you back home.. lol

[BatteriWyfe]

there's that cody cag wit lmao

[BatteriWyfe]

you can't have Garfeels either

he's also mine

[always stevey]

^^ Needs forums to get laid or any kind of human contact^^

[BatteriWyfe]

but just to show you I'm a good sport

you can have steveyos

[BatteriWyfe]

seethe harder cag

[Cody]

HARRY KIM
Tuvok, we saved you a seat.

TOM PARIS
What's wrong?

TUVOK
Someone has altered one of my holodeck programs. Again.

TOM PARIS
Hm. Are you sure it isn't just one of these malfunctions?

HARRY KIM
Everything on the ship's been affected, including the holodecks.

TUVOK
The Oracle of K'Tal isn't programmed to wear pajamas.

TOM PARIS
Well, maybe he overslept.

TUVOK
I am not amused by your practical jokes, Mr. Paris.

TOM PARIS
Ha! Why do you always think it's me?

TUVOK
Mr. Kim?

HARRY KIM
Mm, I'd like to claim credit, but I'm innocent.

TUVOK
The next time I visit the holodeck, I expect to find my program restored to its original parameters.

TOM PARIS
I'm telling you, Tuvok, we didn't do it!

HARRY KIM
[waits until Tuvok is out of earshot] I wonder how the Oracle would look in a sombrero.

[always stevey]

Steveyos is a million times better than you anyways.

[always stevey]

seethe harder cag


Seething over a crack whore thousands of miles away right now, enraged over all the forum dick she is hoarding in that herpes infested vag.

[BatteriWyfe]

oh it's painfully obvious to everyone that you want me

and while I do actually swing that way I don't swing that way for you

that has never been option for you my bush-pig dyke stalker

but just to show there's no hard feelings I'll throw you another bone... you can also have cody. He has a dog dick and you seem to post a lot about fucking dogs lately so....

[BatteriWyfe]

seethe harder cag

[always stevey]

bitch is crazay

[rubycalaber]

lisa likes sheldon since he treats women like they're fucking retards so she'd be right at home with him putting her down all the time

[always stevey]

lisa likes sheldon since he treats women like they're fucking retards so she'd be right at home with him putting her down all the time

that's all lisa knows... :'( Life full of abuse in the family

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa likes sheldon since he treats women like they're fucking retards so she'd be right at home with him putting her down all the timehe treats everyone like they're fucking retards

I can relate to that

[Cody]

oh it's painfully obvious to everyone that you want me

and while I do actually swing that way I don't swing that way for you

that has never been option for you my bush-pig dyke stalker

but just to show there's no hard feelings I'll throw you another bone... you can also have cody. He has a dog dick and you seem to post a lot about fucking dogs lately so....

lisa says she's bi then uses dyke as a put down, anybody else notice that?

[BatteriWyfe]

it's like how niggers can say "nigger"

[always stevey]

*puts rohypnol in Lisa's drink and sells her to cody*

[Cody]

http://www.city-data.com/forum/members/the-sweet-pickles-bus-831405-albums-do-not-want-pic61294-do-not-want-dog.jpg
*puts rohypnol in Lisa's drink and sells her to cody*

[BatteriWyfe]

why do you always try to pick up by using me cag?

[always stevey]

I'm just trying to make fun of you getting raped but I guess you took it as me trying to e-fuck cody.

[BatteriWyfe]

all the time

[Ramen]

:popcorn:

[Cody]

it's like how niggers can say "nigger"

lisa says she hates racists then says racist stuff, anybody else notice that?

[Camoron]

this makes me upset

good I am doing it to make you jealous, lisa can have me whenever she wants :smugga:

[Garfield]

yes i had a dream that me and reno were plowing lisa and cag walked in on us and was really upset and jealous and we wre like quit inviting yourself over cag geez and you still owe us money for pizza last time

[always stevey]

not funny

[juji]

I hate them all, you shouldnt like Reno

[Cody]

yes i had a dream that me and reno were plowing lisa and cag walked in on us and was really upset and jealous and we wre like quit inviting yourself over cag geez and you still owe us money for pizza last time


not funny

lets be honest here cag this was a pretty funny post

[BatteriWyfe]

yes i had a dream that me and reno were plowing lisa and cag walked in on us and was really upset and jealous and we wre like quit inviting yourself over cag geez and you still owe us money for pizza last time*drops to the floor and drools*