i wanted to see if i could create a game for android

[m0nde]

the game's called "OH MY GOD, CAG!"

you're caught a surreal cag dreamscape :(

if you move it plays "A Horse With No Name" and the music stops when you stop
if you press the mouse button it whinnys


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFMK2N1gtp4

[m0nde]

it's running at 1920 x 1048 so i guess that's why it fucked up streaming
i'll post my source code and post links to the executable soon

[rubycalaber]

I make these noises to myself whenever I see anyone post the name "cag" http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UeVgTVj5tm

[rubycalaber]

I love being me, I'm only ever a few milliseconds away from hearing something funny whenever I want to by just opening my mouth and letting comedy come out

[m0nde]

it's in some shit basic in this thing called AGK
it allows you to do cross platform stuff


SetDisplayAspect( 4.0/3.0 )

dim spriteArray[100]

` load media
loadImage(6,"cone.png")
loadImage(1,"horsehead.png")
loadImage(2,"me.png")
loadImage(3,"me3.png")
loadImage(4,"me2.png")
loadImage(5,"me1.png")

loadSound(1,"bubbles.wav")
loadSound(2,"whinny.wav")
loadSound(3,"whinny2.wav")
loadSound(4,"gallop.wav")
loadSound(5,"trot.wav")

loadMusic(1,"horse_with_no_name.mp3")
playMusic(1,1)

` create arrogant cunting paki
frame = 2
paki = createSprite(0)
AddSpriteAnimationFrame(paki, 2)
AddSpriteAnimationFrame(paki, 3)
AddSpriteAnimationFrame(paki, 4)
AddSpriteAnimationFrame(paki, 5)
setSpriteSize(paki,6,-1)
setSpriteOffset(paki,3,getSpriteHeight(paki)/2)
setSpritePositionByOffset(paki,50,50)
setSpriteDepth(paki,50)
fixSpriteToScreen(paki,1)

` create sprite array with parallax scrolling
for s=1 to 100
` create a sprite using either a cone or a horsehead
pic=random(0,1)
if pic=0
spr = createSprite(1)
else
spr = createSprite(6)
endif

` get a random depth, color and alpha
d = random(1,100)
r = random(0,255)
g = random(0,255)
b = random(0,255)
if pic=0
a = random(128,255)
else
a=random(192,255)
endif


` set the sprite size and depth
setSpriteDepth(spr,d)
setSpriteSize(spr,random(1.0,20.0)-(d/random(20.0,100.0)),-1)
setSpriteColor(spr,r,g,b,a)

` set it at a random position in our world
setSpritePosition(spr,random(0,100),random(0,100))

` add to the array
spriteArray[s] = spr
next

` oh my god
do
` view offset
vx# = getViewOffsetX()
vy# = getViewOffsetY()

` 100 sprites
for s=1 to 100
spr = spriteArray[s]
d# = getSpriteDepth(spr)

`set sprite offsets based on the view offset
Xoff# = -(d#-100.0)*0.01*vx#
Yoff# = -(d#-100.0)*0.01*vy#
setSpriteOffset(spr,Xoff#,Yoff#)

`check it
wx# = getSpriteX(spr)
wy# = getSpriteY(spr)
sx# = worldToScreenX(wx#)
sy# = worldToScreenY(wy#)

`if not a new position
if sx#<0 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#+100,wy#)
if sx#>100 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#-100,wy#)
if sy#<0 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#,wy#+100)
if sy#>100 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#,wy#-100)
next

` adjust the view and orientation of the paki
x# = getDirectionX()
y# = -getDirectionY()*0.2
a# = getSpriteAngle(paki)
setSpriteAngle(paki,a#+x#)
setViewOffset(getViewOffsetX()+y#*cos(90-a#),getViewOffsetY()-y#*sin(90-a#)*getDisplayAspect())

` animate the paki
if abs(y#)>0.1
if GetMusicExists(1)
resumemusic()
else
playmusic(1)
endif
frame = frame+1
print("c-c-c-c-c-c")
if frame>4 then frame=2
print("aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa")
print("gg")
else
pausemusic()
frame = 1
print("oh my god!")
text=random(1,3)
if text=1 then print("i'm going to puke...")
print("")
if text=2 then print("ffffffffffffffffuuuu")
print("")
if text=3 then print("i can't even hear what she's saying!")
print("")
endif

setSpriteFrame(paki,frame)

if GetPointerPressed()=1
playsound(3)
endif

sync()
loop

[m0nde]

record yourself screaming "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG" and i'll add it to the game

[timmy]

I make these noises to myself whenever I see anyone post the name "cag" http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UeVgTVj5tm

you have some serious autism son you might wanna to get it checked out

[timmy]

monde couldnt write a game app to save his marriage

[Camoron]

I only scream her true name and even then I'm down to only a few times a week after waking from a night terror.

[rubycalaber]

record yourself screaming "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG" and i'll add it to the game

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ht4CyqblYp

[timmy]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ht4CyqblYp

have you considered therapy?

[rubycalaber]

have you considered therapy?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U9PG6IunA7

[m0nde]

okay modified it


loadSound(1,"cag_scream.wav")
loadSound(2,"whinny2.wav")

and


if GetPointerPressed()=1
playsound(random(1,2))
endif

[fanfare]

wow nice monde

[rootbeer]

monde create a server for minecraft instead

[juji]

Use ratio to target for android resolutions.

[Gentleman Doli]

m0nde will you teach me how to be cool like you

[Gentleman Doli]

im writing a program for android too m0nde, its called angry bird 2: you wouldnt like me when im angrey,

[juji]

funny, horse head and cone tits

[Gentleman Doli]

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Leeroy Jenkins

by Leeroy Jenkins
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[Camoron]

i fail to see how this qualifies as a game

[m0nde]

okay, better physics, learning this shitty language
now i'm going to add some actual points and thing


SetDisplayAspect( 16.0/10.0 )

dim spriteArray[100]
alpha=128
SetRawMouseVisible(0)

` load media
bkgd = CreateSprite(loadImage("horsegirl.jpg"))
SetSpriteSize(bkgd,110,-1)
fixSpritetoScreen(bkgd,1)
setSpriteDepth(bkgd,255)

loadImage(2,"horsehead.png")
loadImage(3,"cone.png")

loadImage(4,"me.png")
loadImage(5,"me3.png")
loadImage(6,"me2.png")
loadImage(7,"me1.png")

loadImage(8,"lizard.png")
loadImage(9,"lizard2.png")
loadImage(10,"lizard3.png")
loadImage(11,"lizard4.png")
loadImage(12,"lizard5.png")
loadImage(13,"lizard6.png")
loadImage(14,"lizard7.png")
loadImage(15,"lizard8.png")
loadImage(16,"lizard9.png")

loadSound(1,"cag_scream.wav")
loadSound(2,"whinny2.wav")

loadMusic(1,"horse_with_no_name.mp3")
playMusic(1,1)

` create arrogant cunting paki
frame = 2
paki = createSprite(0)
for fr=4 to 7
AddSpriteAnimationFrame(paki, fr)
next
setSpriteSize(paki,10,-1)
setSpriteOffset(paki,3,getSpriteHeight(paki)/2)
setSpritePositionByOffset(paki,50,50)
setSpriteDepth(paki,50)
fixSpriteToScreen(paki,1)

`create lizard
lizard = createSprite(0)
for fr=8 to 16
AddSpriteAnimationFrame(lizard, fr)
next
setSpriteSize(lizard,10,-1)
setSpriteOffset(lizard,3,getSpriteHeight(lizard)/2)
setSpritePositionByOffset(lizard,GetPointerX()+random(5,10),GetPointerY()-random(5,10))
setSpriteDepth(lizard,random(0,50))
fixSpriteToScreen(lizard,1)
PlaySprite(lizard,10,1,8,16)

` create sprite array with parallax scrolling
for s=1 to 100
` create a sprite using either a cone or a horsehead
spr = createSprite(random(2,3))

` get a random depth, color and alpha
d = random(1,100)
r = random(0,255)
g = random(0,255)
b = random(0,255)
if pic=0
a = random(128,255)
else
a = random(192,255)
endif

` set the sprite size and depth
setSpriteDepth(spr,d)
setSpriteSize(spr,random(1.0,20.0)-(d/random(15.0,200.0)),-1)
setSpriteColor(spr,r,g,b,alpha)
setSpriteColor(bkgd,255,255,255,alpha)

if ( direction = 0 )
alpha = alpha - 1
if ( alpha < 0 )
direction = 1
endif
endif

if ( direction = 0 )
alpha = alpha + 1
if ( alpha > 255 )
direction = 0
endif
endif

SetSpriteAngle (spr,angle)
angle=angle+1
SetSpriteSize (spr, GetSpriteWidth(spr) -1, GetSpriteHeight (spr) -1)

` set it at a random position in our world
setSpritePosition(spr,random(0,100),random(0,100))

` add to the array
spriteArray[s] = spr
next

` oh my god
do

` view offset
vx# = getViewOffsetX()
lizardx# = getSpriteX(lizard)
vy# = getViewOffsetY()
lizardy# = getSpriteY(lizard)

` 100 sprites
for s=1 to 100
spr = spriteArray[s]
d# = getSpriteDepth(spr)

`set sprite offsets based on the view offset
Xoff# = -(d#-100.0)*0.01*vx#
Yoff# = -(d#-100.0)*0.01*vy#
setSpriteOffset(spr,Xoff#,Yoff#)

`check it
wx# = getSpriteX(spr)
wy# = getSpriteY(spr)
sx# = worldToScreenX(wx#)
sy# = worldToScreenY(wy#)

`if not a new position
if sx#<0 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#+100,wy#)
if sx#>100 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#-100,wy#)
if sy#<0 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#,wy#+100)
if sy#>100 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#,wy#-100)
next

` adjust the view and orientation of the paki
x# = getDirectionX()
y# = -getDirectionY()*0.2
a# = getSpriteAngle(paki)
setSpriteAngle(paki,a#+x#)
setViewOffset(getViewOffsetX()+y#*cos(90-a#),getViewOffsetY()-y#*sin(90-a#)*getDisplayAspect())
setSpritePositionByOffset(lizard,GetPointerX(),GetPointerY())

` animate the paki and lizard
if abs(y#)>0.1
if GetMusicExists(1)
resumemusic()
else
playmusic(1)
endif
frame = frame+0.75
if frame>4 then frame=2

else
pausemusic()
frame = 1
print("oh my god!")
text=random(1,3)
if text=1 then print("i'm going to puke...")
print("")
if text=2 then print("ffffffffffffffffuuuu")
print("")
if text=3 then print("i can't even hear what she's saying!")
print("")
endif

setSpriteFrame(paki,frame)

if GetRawMouseLeftPressed()=1
playsound(1)
c=c+1
a=a+1
g=g+1
createtext(c,"c-c-c-c-c-c")
createtext(a,"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa")
createtext(g,"gg")
settextposition(c,wx#,wy#)
settextposition(a,wx#,wy#+gettexttotalheight(c))
settextposition(g,wx#,wy#+gettexttotalheight(c)+gettexttotalheight(a))
endif
if GetRawMouseLeftReleased()=1 then playsound(2)
if GetRawMouseRightPressed()=1
spr = GetSpriteHit (wx#,wy#)
createparticles(getpointerx(),getpointery())
endif

sync()
loop

[m0nde]

okay, created some goals now

created a 3D space with land mines and a target

you have to reach that point by following the intensity of the background and the music volume

you can use your lizard to fight off enemies

working on particle effects now

[juji]

Thats BASIC old as fuck

[m0nde]

exporting to html5

[juji]

Does AGK export HTML5?

[m0nde]

supports shit basic and c++
i only have the trial version which only has the basic thing in it

[juji]

Heh, did you study all game builder softwares?

[m0nde]

these two are much easier than game creation studio or some others i've found
i prefer code to a gui, idk why

[juji]

I never liked Unity3D

[timmy]

too bad you cant have a marriage in code but instead its in real life gui

[Autistic Spectrum]

i dated an old cobol program once,it controlled the traffic lights in my city, we grew apart, but man it was pretty great while it lasted