dp help me to code a doll dressing game in android

[m0nde]

i'm trying to create a forum doll dressing game

i know you made one for ios

[Autistic Spectrum]

hmm doll dressing huh, what are we talking about monde, u trying to stop paying for all your loli games

[Autistic Spectrum]

20 grand worth of loli games

[m0nde]

i am making a rubynet doll dressup game where you can get things to add to your dp or marks doll by playing minigames

[m0nde]

for fucks sake help me!

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya that's sounds werid and gross, change it form me and marks to bosley and allison and i will help u

[m0nde]

no, fuck off. i want to have ruby and you and marks as characters with unlockable cag and lisa characters. i want an elezzzark character who you can unlock grunts and snorts for

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya super werid monde, thsee are your interent friends what are u doing with your life, man,

[m0nde]

i'm doing this to learn how to make this shit. just like the cag game

[Autistic Spectrum]

hmm make, something u could acutally sell, give away for free, on the google play store, so u can get a bit of cred/installs, make a simple like little fun sound widget or something, MAKE A TRIANGLE APP, u will learn how to do shit with the touch api, and how hard it's presses etc, where it's pressed, make it perfect monde, and i will give u your next app to code,

[m0nde]

FAKEBLOCK

[Autistic Spectrum]

chuck bell monde,

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/assets/product_images/230/16742918156300p.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't make some half assed shit like that cag game again, polish it up, but start smipler,,,

[m0nde]

i'm going to make an app where you have to clothe and feed a deaf mexican
you have to find full chicken bodies and flautas on the streets of a dangerous mexican town run by drug lords

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya that acutally sounds like an ok game, a zeta style gta game, but ,,,since u just starting making apps, u should prob slow down a bit

[m0nde]

i'm raring to go

[Autistic Spectrum]

if u wanna make a cool cag app here's one,that should not be that hard to make

http://cag.ytmnd.com/

take ruby's cag mp3 and edit it up, depnding on how hard you press you fuck with the levals of the caggggggg so like if u drag your finger, it cagggggggggggggggggs more etc, that would be fun, i would download that and play it all day,

[Gentleman Doli]

why do all of your retarded game ideas revolve around wackey internet characters from a forum

[Gentleman Doli]

some ppl playin g android angry birds on the way to work: wow, m0nde just released a new dress up game featuring elz and dp and retarded injokes that no one will understand outside of 5 old men! cant wait to play that

[Autistic Spectrum]

monde has nothing else, but a damp basement and 20 grand worth of steam games

[m0nde]

you know i'll be dressing up doli in a hipster beard, cargo shorts and a walgreens apron with a cash register

[m0nde]

some ppl playin g android angry birds on the way to work: wow, m0nde just released a new dress up game featuring elz and dp and retarded injokes that no one will understand outside of 5 old men! cant wait to play thatit's not to sell, it's just to learn how to code this crap

[Autistic Spectrum]

remeber the ytmndsfw role playing game that anime poster made,

[Autistic Spectrum]

no u prob don't because it sucked and nobody cares that stevey was the final boss, and used his gout attack

[m0nde]

what was that guy's name?

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's not to sell, it's just to learn how to code this crap

ya so start smiple and give it away for free, u will learn more polishing a game/toy from start to finsih that you will just thorwing cag pics around a maze

[m0nde]

i wasn'te ven going to make it available on the play store

[maks]

was it itistheriz?

[Autistic Spectrum]

welp , think of all the money u could be making and how many new steam trading cards u could get,

[Autistic Spectrum]

was it itistheriz?
yes, yes it was

[Autistic Spectrum]

anime poster it's the riz spent a whole summer making a ytmnsfw rpg in a gamemaker , the game, it sucked, it's the riz, died shortly after completing the game

[maks]

there are no known copies in existence but I think there's a screenshot on the ytmnd wiki

[Gentleman Doli]

it's not to sell, it's just to learn how to code this crap

i dont think you randomly making shitty flash games is going to teach you how to code

[Gentleman Doli]

dp, do u know any tihgn about servlets

[m0nde]

i dont think you randomly making shitty flash games is going to teach you how to codenone of that was flash and i learned quite a bit with the cag game

[juji]

it's really easy, it can be done by one hour, excluding graphics

[juji]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.g6677.android.pndu&hl=en

[m0nde]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.g6677.android.pndu&hl=enso you're going to decomplile that and help me make my game?

[juji]

stop stealing codes you shitty indian freelancer

[m0nde]

stop stealing codes you shitty indian freelancermicrobe runner

:projecting:

[juji]

Yeah since you can't download this app which is exclusive for Blackberry 10

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i can/have written servlets,

[juji]

I really dislike Java so much

[Autistic Spectrum]

yes it's pretty long in the tooth, and shitty to work in,

[juji]

I hope Java will be absolutely patented by Oracle then sues everyone who used Java such like Android, Minecraft, etc. to destruction.