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Camoron
07-22-2013, 03:25 PM
What is it?

always stevey
07-22-2013, 03:26 PM
You never used to go outside, now you're suseptable to germs.

Camoron
07-22-2013, 03:27 PM
Wait for the poll, please.

maks
07-22-2013, 03:29 PM
I can't vote until I see a picture of your foot and your dick

always stevey
07-22-2013, 03:30 PM
Not voting in your stupid poll.

Gentleman Doli
07-22-2013, 03:31 PM
For the record, it could be a wide variety of different things. Acetaminophen (tylenol) is your first line of defense. Take one and see how you feel. If the symptoms are accompanied by a stuffed nose or something like that, a decongestant would also be of use. That will be 500 dollars.

Camoron
07-22-2013, 03:31 PM
My penis looks fine. My big toes have bruises under the nails but they've been like that for a while and I think it's from my shoes.

maks
07-22-2013, 03:32 PM
does your foot appear to be full of urine?

Camoron
07-22-2013, 03:32 PM
For the record, it could be a wide variety of different things. Acetaminophen (tylenol) is your first line of defense. Take one and see how you feel. If the symptoms are accompanied by a stuffed nose or something like that, a decongestant would also be of use. That will be 500 dollars.

I took some DayQuil earlier and it sort of went away but has come back. I've had a cold for the last two weeks that won't go away. Had to call in sick today since I couldn't work with a fever.

Camoron
07-22-2013, 03:33 PM
does your foot appear to be full of urine?

Gout was the comedy option. I work too hard to have gout.

always stevey
07-22-2013, 03:34 PM
Smoke some weed, Cam.

Camoron
07-22-2013, 03:35 PM
Not voting in your stupid poll.

Why does it upset you? You can call or text me if you're uncomfortable discussing it on the forum. :wink:.

Gentleman Doli
07-22-2013, 03:35 PM
I took some DayQuil earlier and it sort of went away but has come back. I've had a cold for the last two weeks that won't go away. Had to call in sick today since I couldn't work with a fever.

a cold lasting two weeks sounds abnormal, and with fever id get it checked out for sure

maks
07-22-2013, 03:37 PM
Gout was the comedy option. I work too hard to have gout.

Lets get one thing straight, you have gout. voting gout.

Camoron
07-22-2013, 03:39 PM
It's been a very mild cold. It's possible I've contracted another illness in addition to the previous cold, isn't it? I got it from making out with a girl who had a cold.

always stevey
07-22-2013, 03:39 PM
dag aids. That's what you've got

Camoron
07-22-2013, 03:40 PM
Cag AIDS?

always stevey
07-22-2013, 03:41 PM
dog. dog aids.

always stevey
07-22-2013, 03:41 PM
from making out with dag girl

Camoron
07-22-2013, 03:42 PM
I didn't even kiss her.

Camoron
07-22-2013, 03:42 PM
By the way, did you bareback the barback? :smug:.

Camoron
07-22-2013, 03:43 PM
Dogfucker wanted to be rawdogged.

always stevey
07-22-2013, 03:43 PM
He and I held hands all night and looked at the stars.

Camoron
07-22-2013, 03:46 PM
Fag.

maks
07-22-2013, 03:48 PM
dog. dog aids.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennel_cough

steveyos
07-22-2013, 03:52 PM
Well, OP, I just asked Hitler and he said you have AIDs.

Camoron
07-22-2013, 04:05 PM
I want to go home.

blumpkin blownuts
07-22-2013, 04:26 PM
canine distemper

Gentleman Doli
07-22-2013, 04:39 PM
Well, OP, I just asked Hitler and he said you have AIDs.

Gentleman Doli
07-22-2013, 04:39 PM
OP - Hitler is on the line and he's freaking out because of that one time (of many) that he was having gay sex with you. Now he's worried that he may have AIDs as well.

Garfield
07-22-2013, 05:28 PM
you have seeth

Camoron
07-22-2013, 05:31 PM
My back is spasming since I slept for 14 hours.

blumpkin blownuts
07-22-2013, 05:34 PM
you have seeth

nobody's ever going to ask you what that is

Camoron
07-22-2013, 05:49 PM
Oh, Hitler help me.

steveyos
07-22-2013, 07:05 PM
Satan just possessed the screen on my g510s keyboard with a message and it reads, "o shit wtf camoron AND hitler might got AIDs???????? aww fuck... oh wait, i'm Satan lol, don't care ;)"

steveyos
07-22-2013, 07:06 PM
in case you didn't get the implication, satan had sex with both of them

Gentleman Doli
07-22-2013, 07:08 PM
I got the implication. I got it just like I got AIDs, from Satan lol. and, the sex position we used was a 69 lol YTMNSFW bitch :twisted:

steveyos
07-22-2013, 07:12 PM
lmfao

jon
07-22-2013, 07:25 PM
you got the clap from a skank

UofLCardfan08
07-22-2013, 08:00 PM
Cag fever

Camoron
07-22-2013, 08:53 PM
Tell Adolf not to worry about it.

Camoron
07-22-2013, 08:53 PM
I do NOT have AIDS.

Camoron
07-23-2013, 03:49 PM
I think I might have mono.

always stevey
07-23-2013, 03:55 PM
77777777777777dag aids

Camoron
07-23-2013, 03:57 PM
Feel sick to my fuckin' stomach.

Camoron
07-23-2013, 03:57 PM
77777777777777dag aids

Good job.