Plus I have a tight vagina

[Lisa Battery]

.

[Wendy <3]

After getting vacuumed out i seriously doubt that

[m0nde]

wow, that was uncalled for. leave get alone.

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

[Wendy <3]

She murdered her baby because it would've required work on her part to raise it.

FYI: pat contacted me from hell through a dream and said it was a boy

[Lisa Battery]

No sorry but a ball of cells that does not even have any brain activity is not a baby. And that particular situation, it was the right thing to do.

[m0nde]

that baby could have taken the place of meow, but you didn't let it love you. i'm sure you would have made a good mother. you've done such a great job with your life. when i come to australia i/ll give you a baby and let you have another chance.

[Lisa Battery]

No sorry but a ball of cells that does not even have any brain activity is not a baby. And that particular situation, it was the right thing to do.

Furthermore by these standards it'd be ok to abort either of you two right now.

[Lisa Battery]

But a ball of cells without any brain activity is not baby in any event and it's my body. Everytime you jack off while crying into your pillow at night, welp those sperm are also potential people, but the fact still remains at that stage they are still not people. Nor is a ball of cells without brain activity a baby. Don't think I was flippant about it, but I still think it was the right thing to do in that circumstance.

No thanks m0nde. If Donny ever gets here before my last egg dries up and given a little time if the situation seems ok enough and I am ok enough then he's getting last call on my last eggs.

[Lisa Battery]

I trust Donny to always be a kind and loving man even if I'm a little crazy. And I don't want a situation where I lose my marbles and some poor child of mine has to look after me instead of living their life with the proper support from able parents everyone deserves.... Donny should probably outlive me and he has to if I ever have his baby in case of that.

[m0nde]

look, nothing's carved in stone. you know what my priorities arre. first and foremost is heroin. i need that. i've learned that without it, i'm lost. maybe your love will take its place one day, but right now, i know it's number one. i've saved about 300 dollqrs and i know i need at least 4700 more for my trip. im so excited because your thighs are so perfect. btw, wot doing with those titty pics? i bet your pm box is blowing up, babe

[Lisa Battery]

You are demented sid and that is comming from me

But you're a worse person than me, remove yourself from my presence begone from my vagina thread, go make your own dick thread or something and play in it with marco and jazz

[Lisa Battery]

I have a vagina thread

[Lisa Battery]

Get out of my vagina

[Lisa Battery]

That's like saying get off my dick but with a vagina

[m0nde]

my pms, did you get them? ok, thanks

[Wendy <3]

Do you still miss meow?

[m0nde]

secret: meow is kept in her freezer and taken out every once in awhile to hold and stroke

[Wendy <3]

Probably where her baby's remains are at as well

[Desolation]

film yourself pushing a highlighter into and i will judge how tight it is

[Wendy <3]

Or a 2 liter of mountain dew opened

[m0nde]

or just respond to my pms, your choice

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa's mine back the fuck off

[Lisa Battery]

I'm going to marry dp when I grow up

[TheElJoe]

But your butt hole is loose

[m0nde]

either way, her thighs are grade aaa and that's all that matters to me

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

[Wendy <3]

How much money would you pay to go visit her and jerk off all over her and her personal belongings?

[m0nde]

well, i've saved a little over $300 and my goal is $5000. my heroin habit keep s interfering with my saving.

[Wendy <3]

How much does heroin cost to shove up your ass

[m0nde]

i don't kow. i've never done that. i will be stuffing a few comdoms full of it in there when i go to visit lisa. it costas about $175 per gram

[Wendy <3]

Only a mentally ill person would start a thread like this

[m0nde]

i really think you should back off now

[Wendy <3]

The only tight vagina she's ever had was one of the kids she molested and lost her teaching job

[Autistic Spectrum]

selling her self on the interent REPORTED TO CYBERCRIME COPS PAUL HOGAN AND KANGROO JACK

[jessieQ]

But a ball of cells without any brain activity is not baby in any event and it's my body. Everytime you jack off while crying into your pillow at night, welp those sperm are also potential people, but the fact still remains at that stage they are still not people. Nor is a ball of cells without brain activity a baby. Don't think I was flippant about it, but I still think it was the right thing to do in that circumstance.

No thanks m0nde. If Donny ever gets here before my last egg dries up and given a little time if the situation seems ok enough and I am ok enough then he's getting last call on my last eggs.

HERE WE GO AGAIN. Another prostitution offer of convenience. As if anyone would take that offer up. SHE ATE HER DEAD CAT BOUNCE.

[Autistic Spectrum]

The cyber police are lurking this thread right now

[jessieQ]

Means nothing to me. I have the evidence where she uses a media carriage service to lure men for money and drugs. Wollongong, pocket rocket, Does this ring a bell?

[Lisa Battery]

Hey guys it's me Lisa. I was reading the news and found these stories about some repeat convicted sex offender and pedophile called Peter Andrew Quinn from Sydney, funny story, he has stalked me for years and sent me about 200 letters from prison and I have a restraining order in him.

Here's the newspaper website and the stories, he's in his 50's and tries to rape 15 year old girls, ew

http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Sex-offender-Quinn-to-stay-behind-bars/2007/08/10/1186530600762.html

http://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw-govt-wants-sex-offender-kept-in-jail-20070508-bmu.html

http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/NSW-govt-wants-sex-offender-kept-in-jail/2007/05/08/1178390289612.html

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-11/sex-offender-urged-to-get-treatment-in-jail/637016

He was also arrested for selling ice to kids, I know this because he sent me unwanted letters from prison every week.

[maks]

lisa shut the fuck up I promise you nobody cares or is going to click the 15 or so links you posted

[maks]

why don't ytou go do some more insane shit instead of coasting on the insane shit you did like 4 years ago, you're like garfield with the cancer a fucking one trick pony who's already done his one trick

[Lisa Battery]

The press and I both feel the public have a right to know about this repeat convicted sex offender

[maks]

the only reason anyone knows this guy's name is because it's funny that he comes on here and bashes you, we're not interested in the minutia of his life or whether he's a good person he might as well be another poopalew

[maks]

why don't you go attack a store clerk or take a piss on the sidewalk. do something new and original. lose a toe somehow. anything but this shit again for the millionth time.

[Lisa Battery]

The only reason anyone knows his name is because it's plastered all over news stories and he has actually stalked me for years and I showed people letters I got from prison. He's an unwanted stalker. Pretty sure you have no idea what that is like.
Retard.

How's your revolution going? Moron.

[maks]

oh ok they're plastered all over news stories, I must have missed those I haven't been on reddit for a while

[maks]

have you considered getting cancer? I mean I know garfield already did it first but I'm sure you could do it better

[Lisa Battery]

Teh sydney morning herald and the abc news aren't reddit fuckwit, they are actual newspaper and press

[maks]

how about if you drive to sydney and fuck the first black guy you see, just hardcore rip his pants down and go to town on his cock on the sidewalk in front of everyone

[Lisa Battery]

how about if you drive to sydney and fuck the first black guy you see, just hardcore rip his pants down and go to town on his cock on the sidewalk in front of everyone

Why don't you seeing as this is literally what you are thinking about

Fuckstick

[maks]

Teh sydney morning herald and the abc news aren't reddit fuckwit, they are actual newspaper and press

do you make a habit of reading local news from other continents I don't unless someone posts it on reddit

[Lisa Battery]

do you make a habit of reading local news from other continents I don't unless someone posts it on reddit

No but you see moron when you have an actually convicted repeat sex offender and pedophile stalk you you tend to check these things out

Tard

[maks]

Why don't you seeing as this is literally what you are thinking about

Fuckstick

what are you on right now, explain what glorious drug made you think the post I quoted above is a sentence that people can read in english

[maks]

No but you see moron when you have an actually convicted repeat sex offender and pedophile stalk you you tend to check these things out

Tard

yeah but you expect me to know about it, or care about it, but I don't lisa, in fact I can't imagine a person in the world I'm less interested in learning about than peter fucking quinn

[Lisa Battery]

what are you on right now, explain what glorious drug made you think the post I quoted above is a sentence that people can read in english

It's plain english maks

Read it slowly and mouth the words

Your reading comprehension is below a child's

[maks]

comprehension

it's spelled comprehenshion idiot

[maks]

fucking twat can't even spell comprehension she's lecturing me on english, former teacher my ass

[Lisa Battery]

yeah but you expect me to know about it, or care about it, but I don't lisa, in fact I can't imagine a person in the world I'm less interested in learning about than peter fucking quinn

I don't expect shit from you, you're the one following around my posts, not the other way around maks

[maks]

when you were a teacher did you teach the kids not to use commas or periods

but to just put each thought

on a different line whether it makes a complete sentence or not

and how to misspell comprehension

[Lisa Battery]

it's spelled comprehenshion idiot

Lmao

Wrong, you fucking idiot LOL! There is no second h

[maks]

I don't expect shit from you, you're the one following around my posts, not the other way around maks

I was posting here for years before you ever showed up, and I was posting the whole time you were gone. I've always been here. you're following me.

[Lisa Battery]

when you were a teacher did you teach the kids not to use commas or periods

but to just put each thought

on a different line whether it makes a complete sentence or not

and how to misspell comprehension
This isn't a splling a bee, I'm mashing an ipad, in fact if it was a spelling bee you would have just lost, lol, fucking moron

[Lisa Battery]

I was posting here for years before you ever showed up, and I was posting the whole time you were gone. I've always been here. you're following me.lol maks

You're the one who asked me to come here in the very first place

[Lisa Battery]

Suck shit

[maks]

Lmao

Wrong, you fucking idiot LOL! There is no second h

comprehenshion - noun
1.
the action or capability of understanding something.
"some won't have the least comprehenshion of what I'm trying to do"
synonyms: understanding, grasp, conception, apprehension, cognition, ken, knowledge, awareness, perception; interpretation
"matters that seemed beyond her comprehenshion"

[Lisa Battery]

when you were a teacher did you teach the kids not to use commas or periods

but to just put each thought

on a different line whether it makes a complete sentence or not

and how to misspell comprehension
You spelt it right here

There is no second h maks and anyone can look that up

Tard

[Lisa Battery]

comprehenshion - noun
1.
the action or capability of understanding something.
"some won't have the least comprehenshion of what I'm trying to do"
synonyms: understanding, grasp, conception, apprehension, cognition, ken, knowledge, awareness, perception; interpretation
"matters that seemed beyond her comprehenshion"

Anyone can look it up maks, there is no second h you tool

Pffft lol

Fuckwit

[Lisa Battery]

"Reading comprehension is the ability to read text, process it, and understand its meaning."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading_comprehension

Maks is not very good at it

[maks]

the only thing worse than being wrong is defending being wrong lisa. it's comprehenshion. you were wrong, I was right, it's time to move on.

[maks]

matters that seemed beyond her comprehenshion

[Lisa Battery]

matters that seemed beyond her comprehenshion

LOL stop spelling it wrong you turd

[Lisa Battery]

the only thing worse than being wrong is defending being wrong lisa. it's comprehenshion. you were wrong, I was right, it's time to move on.

That's never happened and isn't happening now,

I am always right and you are always wrong, this is the staus quo and not changing today

[maks]

I love how you're so convinced your right after a fucking dictionary said you were wrong, that's some determenation lisa.

[Lisa Battery]

I love how you're so convinced your right after a fucking dictionary said you were wrong, that's some determenation lisa.

If anyone looks up the word comprehension in any dictionary they can see you were wrong and I am right, as always.

You're a strange queer little man maks

[maks]

If anyone looks up the word comprehension in any dictionary they can see you were wrong and I am right, as always.

You're a strange queer little man maks

I literally posted the defenition from dictionary.com lisa. it's comprehenshion, it's always been comprehenshion

[Lisa Battery]

I literally posted the defenition from dictionary.com lisa. it's comprehenshion, it's always been comprehenshion

LOL! No it's not

You added the extra h to be funny

You're a weirdo and that's coming from me mate

[maks]

so anyway how about you go randomly punch one your your neighbors in the face or maybe get in a car wreck or something. entertain me.

[Lisa Battery]

I'm pretty boring maks, just making a cup of tea, probably go to my mum's house and help out and have a coffee and a bath.

I'm really only exciting to basement dwellers and you showed me pics of your place, looked nice and wasn't a basement.

[maks]

yeah but when you're life is in a shambles it's actually pretty fun so go get in some trouble, stop giving us reruns of some shit that happened years ago go find some new trouble and suffer for us, suffer so that we may laugh at you and feel superior to you, because that's your role here

[timmy]

Theres no mugshot lisa. I hope its not him and he takes you to court. Youre a liar and a communist.

[Lisa Battery]

Yous are the ones fixated on stuff that happened TO SOMEONE ELSE years ago, not me. I've done plenty since then.

It's like your life is as pathetic as monde's or something but you're better than that maks.

I'd like to actually have the convicted repeat sex offender and pedophile who is still stalking me banned, it's not cool.

[Lisa Battery]

Theres no mugshot lisa. I hope its not him and he takes you to court. Youre a liar and a communist.

You're an actual retard. It's him.

You're such a moron tim, that's why I've ALWAYS rejected you.

[timmy]

Libel, defamation, slander

[Lisa Battery]

Sad thing is here see maks pretends to be dumb to be funny, he's not actually serious that he thinks comprehension has two h's, however tim is actually a retard, he's not trying to be funny, he's actually this dumb.

[maks]

Yous are the ones fixated on stuff that happened TO SOMEONE ELSE years ago, not me.


I'm not fixated on it that's for sure I've spent this whole thread asking you to shut the fuck up about it and go do something new.



I've done plenty since then.


You haven't done anything interesting since the rootbeer thing. That was years ago. e-dating a junkie looked promising, but it turned into a big jerk-off because he's never, ver going to be able to afford to come see you and that means no more fucked up shit will happen and if no fucked up shit happens there won't be any drama.

[timmy]

Lisa has two degrees, has two jobs and two dead kids (cat and babby)

[Lisa Battery]

Tim's a tard

[maks]

will you cut yourself lisa? will you do it on cam?

[maks]

doesn't have to be deep I just want to watch you bleed

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I am not gonna read this thread, u do not have a tight vagina lisa u dirty old ho

[Lisa Battery]

I am not gonna read this thread, u do not have a tight vagina lisa u dirty old ho
I do.

That's not any nice way to talk to your lezzy friend.

[Desolation]

i'd let lisa teach my kids















just not sex ed

https://15254b2dcaab7f5478ab-24461f391e20b7336331d5789078af53.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/pennyarcade.vanillaforums.com/userpics/653/n5ZRHW23OSUIP.gif

[Lisa Battery]

i'd let lisa teach my kids















just not sex ed

https://15254b2dcaab7f5478ab-24461f391e20b7336331d5789078af53.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/pennyarcade.vanillaforums.com/userpics/653/n5ZRHW23OSUIP.gif

I actually had to teach sex ed to an all boy class of 15 year olds.... you can imagine.... after about 20 mins I actually just gave up and sat there resting my head on my hand while the snot faces threw tree berries at my head, they were just bouncing off my head and I didn't move, I just thought "oh well, today they are paying me $40 an hour to have shit heads throw tree berries at me." I put the whole class on detention for their regular teacher to deal with.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I actually had to teach sex ed to an all boy class of 15 year olds.... you can imagine.... after about 20 mins I actually just gave up and sat there resting my head on my hand while the snot faces threw tree berries at my head, they were just bouncing off my head and I didn't move, I just thought "oh well, today they are paying me $40 an hour to have shit heads throw tree berries at me." I put the whole class on detention for their regular teacher to deal with.

i'm glad your students (i really doubt this even happened as you make up everything about your life) had enough intelligence to completely disrespect you because you're insane. it really give credibility to everyone here who hates your posts.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

"throw shit at the rotten-toothed teacher with unwashed hair!"

[Autistic Spectrum]

I actually had to teach sex ed to an all boy class of 15 year olds.... you can imagine.... after about 20 mins I actually just gave up and sat there resting my head on my hand while the snot faces threw tree berries at my head, they were just bouncing off my head and I didn't move, I just thought "oh well, today they are paying me $40 an hour to have shit heads throw tree berries at me." I put the whole class on detention for their regular teacher to deal with.

then she fucked them all in detnetion a big teen orgy with lisa right in the middle

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

then she fucked them all in detnetion a big teen orgy with lisa right in the middle

ya thats why she lost her teaching license.

[Autistic Spectrum]

getting railed by 15 year old after 15 year old she was scolding them the whole time, did u turn ur homework in jhonny,, cause u sure as fuck are turning ur dick in far enough

[Lisa Battery]

then she fucked them all in detnetion a big teen orgy with lisa right in the middle

Those snot faces wish

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would buy that video if u got it

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Those snot faces wish

ya they weren't as lucky as the one who made u lose ur teaching license

[Lisa Battery]

i would buy that video if u got it

It's the boot of my trunk along with all the paperwork I have of being a pedophile

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

It's the boot of my trunk along with all the paperwork I have of being a pedophile

r u a hoarder b/c you have a lot of documentation.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa keeps excellent records i'm sure right next to her dope stash and cat food

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

lisa you shoudl scan all your documents into pdfs and ill upload them on lisaleaks.org

honestly id probably pay you to do so

[Lisa Battery]

Doesn't everyone have that in their boot?

[Lisa Battery]

Boot is australian for trunk

I'll learn ya

[Autistic Spectrum]

got my paperwork boot and my tea boot,,,, oh can't forget my joints boot,, pass me the tim tam sandwich boot i'm very hungry right now

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol for the last year or w/e i thought it was a real boot with your child molesting paper work that peter quinn and gemma and anne peterson read

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

im in america lisa...u know home of jack ruby and rootbeer

[Autistic Spectrum]

i was always like lisa's a tiny little bitch her boot must be small as fuck to keep alot of court papers in

[Dirty Harry]

and in England also

[Lisa Battery]

lol for the last year or w/e i thought it was a real boot with your child molesting paper work that peter quinn and gemma and anne peterson read

You know that's not true. I actually need to say this because people like tim and bgd are actually retarded.

[Lisa Battery]

and in England also

Hey dirty hazard, still gonna vote for trump?

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's true to me lisa i only belive the narrtive of rubynet i have nothing else

[Autistic Spectrum]

and in England also

it's racist to call a car trunk a boot kent, boots are black are u saying all n words belong in a trunk

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

You know that's not true. I actually need to say this because people like tim and bgd are actually retarded.

lisa i have advanced degrees from universities that have international reputations much bette r than plebe le trobe or whatever. i know you value your "degrees".

i am a cosmetologist!