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BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 01:49 AM
and you're a fucking retard about the whole gender

oh it's a female, yeah fucking wow

it's literally an event for you to have a female interact with you at all

steveyos
07-29-2013, 01:52 AM
I'm the most handsome and I hate girls

maks
07-29-2013, 01:52 AM
I've been with my girlfriend for over 3 months tyvm

steveyos
07-29-2013, 01:53 AM
I've been with my second life avatar since 2005

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 01:53 AM
well I hate doli

steveyos
07-29-2013, 01:54 AM
I hate all of you for being so damn boring

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 01:56 AM
yeah well that was an exciting post right there

rubycalaber
07-29-2013, 01:59 AM
does doli still have that macho beard going on?

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 02:01 AM
does doli still have that macho beard going on?nah he shaved once or something

his head is the same shape as my big toe

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:04 AM
lisa post at fjs

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 02:05 AM
lisa post at fjsLOL!

dude, you banned me remember?

rubycalaber
07-29-2013, 02:05 AM
tell him to at least grow back a hitler mustache

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 02:07 AM
I'm not telling him shit

I wash my hands of him and he can come CRAWLING back when he wants to behave and pull his head in

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:07 AM
YOU'RE NOT BANNED, I DELETED YOU, LIKE I DELETED FANFARE, AND OTHER PEOPLE, BECAUSE I 1. DELETE INACTIVE ACCOUNTS AND 2. DELETE PEOPLE BECAUSE I FIND IT FUNNY

I WON'T DELETE YOU AGAIN THEONLY PEOPLE I'LL DELETE ARE CAG, CAG, AND CAG, AND CAG

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:08 AM
I'm the only damn male here that doesn't care that another human is female and I can't stand being the only non nerd virgin

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 02:09 AM
YOU'RE NOT BANNED, I DELETED YOU, LIKE I DELETED FANFARE, AND OTHER PEOPLE, BECAUSE I 1. DELETE INACTIVE ACCOUNTS AND 2. DELETE PEOPLE BECAUSE I FIND IT FUNNY

I WON'T DELETE YOU AGAIN THEONLY PEOPLE I'LL DELETE ARE CAG, CAG, AND CAG, AND CAGhow funny will it be when I join and you delete me again?

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 02:09 AM
I'm the only damn male here that doesn't care that another human is female and I can't stand being the only non nerd virgin

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:12 AM
ok lisa listen now that I realize you know you're mentally stunted, and you're not just a straight up lunatic, I know I don't have to worry about you eventually trying to kill me in real life

I am giving you my word I will not delete you, just don't bring any lizard drama, that's another thing, I can't stand lizard drama, or any drama, I just want funny posts, but evne if you cant' make funny posts that's fine, I just can't take people fighting with each ohter on the internet it's so sad to me it's so stupid, so , stupid I can't stand it, just don't do that

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:13 AM
though if anyone was gonna kill me from this forum I'd want it to be you

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:13 AM
cag would just give me a boring fucking papercut and I'd slowly bleed to death real boring like

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:14 AM
I can't think of any descriptions for the other lizards because I honestly don't know how they are capable of even breathing on their own

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 02:15 AM
ok lisa listen now that I realize you know you're mentally stunted, and you're not just a straight up lunatic, I know I don't have to worry about you eventually trying to kill me in real life

I am giving you my word I will not delete you, just don't bring any lizard drama, that's another thing, I can't stand lizard drama, or any drama, I just want funny posts, but evne if you cant' make funny posts that's fine, I just can't take people fighting with each ohter on the internet it's so sad to me it's so stupid, so , stupid I can't stand it, just don't do thatwtf is "lizard drama"?

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 02:15 AM
and you tend to create a drama around me and then try and blame me

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 02:18 AM
as for this negging shit

I'm 34 years old kiddo, not 15

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:21 AM
1. wtf does negging mean


2. there is no drama with me that's what I've been trying to explain to you since day one, I dont' care about the internet, anything that involves looking at a screen of any kind, I don't care at all, I don't care when there's a keyboard and mouse invovled, no matter what's happening, I don't care, lizard drama is when for example you and cag actually getting mad at each other and arguing, or pat and jack, it's all just so damn stupid and gay that's all I don't want at fjs I want you to post without getting into an actual heated argument with someone over the internet, and that'll benefit you too a place where you can just be happy

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:22 AM
and unlike this place fjs is funny

rubycalaber
07-29-2013, 02:24 AM
negging is when you want a man with HIV to ejaculate into you and give you AIDS but it turns out he was lying and didn't poz your neg hole he just wanted to fuck you

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 02:26 AM
1. wtf does negging mean


2. there is no drama with me that's what I've been trying to explain to you since day one, I dont' care about the internet, anything that involves looking at a screen of any kind, I don't care at all, I don't care when there's a keyboard and mouse invovled, no matter what's happening, I don't care, lizard drama is when for example you and cag actually getting mad at each other and arguing, or pat and jack, it's all just so damn stupid and gay that's all I don't want at fjs I want you to post without getting into an actual heated argument with someone over the internet, and that'll benefit you too a place where you can just be happy1. I don't know, the twats who don't know how to communicate with people who have internal gonads have apparently watched some video about how to fuck women and "negging" which I assume is just putting them down lol, is apparently the key to sucess

LMAO

fucktards

2. post link I will join later seeing as I can't even play in tinychat right now because doli is a fucking wanker

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:27 AM
man I hate the entire internet and the entire outernet

maks
07-29-2013, 02:29 AM
the twats who don't know how to communicate with people who have internal gonads have apparently watched some video about how to fuck women and "negging" which I assume is just putting them down lol, is apparently the key to sucess

rubycalaber
07-29-2013, 02:30 AM
internal gonads hahaha

rubycalaber
07-29-2013, 02:33 AM
I used to put my testicles back into my body but then I read you can get testicular torsions from doing that so I knocked it off

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:33 AM
mine are internal now thanks to the female posters at this forum

maks
07-29-2013, 02:34 AM
please change lisa's name to internal gonads

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 02:34 AM
please change lisa's name to internal gonadslol

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:35 AM
I used to put my testicles back into my body but then I read you can get testicular torsions from doing that so I knocked it off

I do not get how any male would wnat to do that jess used to gross pj out by doing it, I'm fucking afraid when I'm doing yoga and put my legs up in the air and my hips higher than my torso that's all I can think about is why can't I just be female like ob >.<

rubycalaber
07-29-2013, 02:37 AM
I wish to be the little girl

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:44 AM
I wish to be the little girl

just googled that and that's all it said on enclopedia dramatica so idk the reference but yeah we all wish we could be Hot Babes, but still, doing that is just fucked up I wish our bodies werne't so fucking stpuid

rubycalaber
07-29-2013, 02:47 AM
thats why hitler gave us second life so we could be girls in some reality

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:56 AM
exactly

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:58 AM
man I really hope females take over the planet in real life remember that shit we used to talk about girls take over and guys all get killed I want them to take over then make science able to morph our bodies perfectly without fake plastic surgery and I want to be my sl avatar irl, with and without the dick too because mostly with the dick actually not to fuck girls cause I wouldn't even wanna I would want stuff in my butt 24/7 and sounding rods in my dick or hopefully they make tentacle monsters real too, etc

steveyos
07-29-2013, 02:58 AM
man me and ruby are the best posters

Autistic Spectrum
07-29-2013, 08:29 AM
lisa hates doli today and loves me, sigh tomorrow she will love doli and hate me,

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 08:35 AM
lisa hates doli today and loves me, sigh tomorrow she will love doli and hate me,no my love for you is true

I will never stray

rootbeer
07-29-2013, 08:38 AM
these threads freak me out because i feel like someday lisa will hate me and humiliate me in front of the forum

rootbeer
07-29-2013, 08:41 AM
actually that sounds kind of hot :hmm:

BatteriWyfe
07-29-2013, 08:47 AM
these threads freak me out because i feel like someday lisa will hate me and humiliate me in front of the forumthat's never going to happen

you're too cool and can't be humiliated

Gentleman Doli
07-29-2013, 09:40 AM
lisa hates doli today and loves me, sigh tomorrow she will love doli and hate me,

its bcause i closed her broadcast in tinychat lmao.,,, so i cuold talk to my girl cag

Link
07-29-2013, 09:53 AM
I'm the only damn male here that doesn't care that another human is female and I can't stand being the only non nerd virgin

I know that feel bruh

Gentleman Doli
07-29-2013, 10:18 AM
nah he shaved once or something

his head is the same shape as my big toe

that sounds like a pretty normal head shape

steveyos
07-29-2013, 10:31 AM
I know that feel bruh

I wanna and am going to murder all these fucking nerds

rootbeer
07-29-2013, 11:29 AM
that's never going to happen

you're too cool and can't be humiliated

:swoon:

Link
07-29-2013, 11:52 AM
http://media.kanyetothe.com/uploaded_avatars/avatar_15770_1374941320.png

Camoron
07-29-2013, 12:55 PM
wait, is stevey saying he's a non-nerd, virgin, or a non-"nerd virgin"?

Gentleman Doli
07-29-2013, 12:55 PM
wait, is stevey saying he's a non-nerd, virgin, or a non-"nerd virgin"?

I'm all three. I am also a nerd.

Camoron
07-29-2013, 12:58 PM
are you also gay?

always stevey
07-29-2013, 02:12 PM
camoron is gay

Camoron
07-29-2013, 02:36 PM
camoron is gay

im the least gay person on this forum

Camoron
07-29-2013, 02:37 PM
im like a 2 on the kinsey scale

Autistic Spectrum
07-29-2013, 02:37 PM
he has real sex with his real girlfriend who is a real girl,

Camoron
07-29-2013, 02:38 PM
yeh

Camoron
07-29-2013, 02:39 PM
but not right now tho cause shes on her period tho

always stevey
07-29-2013, 02:39 PM
He couldn't even have imaginary sex with a woman if he tried because he's gay.

always stevey
07-29-2013, 02:40 PM
but not right now tho cause shes on her period tho

I'm surprised that a woman who sleeps with beasts isnt down with period sex.

Autistic Spectrum
07-29-2013, 02:40 PM
you ever cyber sex with cameron cag? does he fake his orgragasm,,, cause you are not manly enough for him

Camoron
07-29-2013, 02:40 PM
thats really insulting

Camoron
07-29-2013, 02:41 PM
I'm surprised that a woman who sleeps with beasts isnt down with period sex.

told you 2000 times.. im not dating the doguffkcer

Autistic Spectrum
07-29-2013, 02:42 PM
he made up that whole dogfucker girl, the girl he's dating now is real , she's totally real, no lie, she has a name it's prob susan or something like that, and they def are dating each other, in fact, the sex with each other quite a bit!!

always stevey
07-29-2013, 02:44 PM
told you 2000 times.. im not dating the doguffkcer

Sure. lol

Camoron
07-29-2013, 02:45 PM
:raged:

Cody
07-29-2013, 04:18 PM
im the least gay person on this forum

youre gayer than i am cam, i fuck on first dates

rootbeer
07-29-2013, 05:07 PM
im not gay guys haha i swear, seriously im not gayyy hahahahahaHAHAHAHA NOT GAY LOL

Gentleman Doli
07-29-2013, 05:23 PM
zsmUOdmm02A cag and camoron, plug drugs and lisa, the list goes on and on,

Gentleman Doli
07-29-2013, 05:24 PM
lmfao she even chops carots at the end,

Cody
07-29-2013, 05:25 PM
:horror:

rubycalaber
07-29-2013, 05:30 PM
I want to get pegged by pink

maks
07-29-2013, 05:32 PM
I just realized nobody ever responds to cody yet he still posts constantly, he's the hardest try-hard I've ever seen

maks
07-29-2013, 05:33 PM
I'm actually more aware of him now that I have him on ignore maybe I should take him off and just scroll past him like I have been for the last 2 years

Cody
07-29-2013, 05:38 PM
theres marks' internet care showing again, god it's pathetic.

m0nde
07-29-2013, 05:41 PM
cody may be the first person i ever add to my ignore list

Cody
07-29-2013, 05:44 PM
cody may be the first person i ever add to my ignore list

oh please do, i love winning

maks
07-29-2013, 05:46 PM
cody may be the first person i ever add to my ignore list

in a weird way he's easier to ignore when he's not ignored, his posts are so milquetoast that putting him on your ignore list somehow makes him seem more important. I took him off and I didn't even realize this was the same thread cody posted in until I saw your post

Cody
07-29-2013, 05:59 PM
no put me back on ignore this instant you faggot

Garfield
07-29-2013, 06:10 PM
and you're a fucking retard about the whole gender

oh it's a female, yeah fucking wow

it's literally an event for you to have a female interact with you at all
am i?

rootbeer
07-29-2013, 06:14 PM
marks on a 1-10 what would you rate cody?

Cody
07-29-2013, 06:17 PM
marks on a 1-10 what would you rate cody?

idk but it'll be higher than stompleb

blumpkin blownuts
07-29-2013, 06:40 PM
and you're a fucking retard about the whole gender

oh it's a female, yeah fucking wow

it's literally an event for you to have a female interact with you at all

Oh shit you came back, and here I was 100% convinced you were gone for good. You lasted what, five days?

blumpkin blownuts
07-29-2013, 06:44 PM
these threads freak me out because i feel like someday lisa will hate me and humiliate me in front of the forum

i can't wait until it's my turn for her to crush all over me and who knows -- if she makes my day, i just might make her whole entire life <3

macpro
07-29-2013, 06:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2FO4kXW.jpg

maks
07-29-2013, 06:49 PM
marks on a 1-10 what would you rate cody?

tough question, I'd have to notice his posts to rate them. he's like those indy films on imdb where they have an entry for it but nobody bothered to write a review or a synopsis or anything.

Cody
07-29-2013, 07:52 PM
tough question, I'd have to notice his posts to rate them. he's like those indy films on imdb where they have an entry for it but nobody bothered to write a review or a synopsis or anything.

bullshit:

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?7382-2013-MY-FINAL-THREAD/page8


I've asked everyone on this forum a hundred times to show me one of these supposed good stompleb posts, nobody's been able to find one. I'll bet I could find you a good cody post.


here ya go, took me 30 seconds. Now where are all the good stompleb posts you've been talking about for 6 years?

rootbeer
07-29-2013, 07:57 PM
tough question, I'd have to notice his posts to rate them. he's like those indy films on imdb where they have an entry for it but nobody bothered to write a review or a synopsis or anything.

i meant sexually

Autistic Spectrum
07-29-2013, 07:58 PM
u ever wonder if codeys grandma wife dyes her pussi hair blue as well,,

maks
07-29-2013, 08:04 PM
i meant sexually

with 10 being bailey jay (hottest guy in the world) and 1 being creepy middle aged weeble wobble I'd have to give him a 1

m0nde
07-29-2013, 08:07 PM
is there some good reason ruby hasn't banned cody yet or at least put him in the :lizard:arium?

Gentleman Doli
07-29-2013, 08:08 PM
I'm not telling him shit

I wash my hands of him and he can come CRAWLING back when he wants to behave and pull his head in

lisa,,,, plz, i was wrong to hurt you,

maks
07-29-2013, 08:11 PM
is there some good reason ruby hasn't banned cody yet or at least put him in the :lizard:arium?

because he's a gigantic troll and he loves that we all hate cody, also he's scared to death of his forum dying and while cody's posts might be devoid of content there sure are a lot of them

Cody
07-29-2013, 08:38 PM
u ever wonder if codeys grandma wife dyes her pussi hair blue as well,,

no but she will now, thanks! thats hot