BING SET MY DESKTOP TO RUBY'S HOUSE

[steveyos]

http://i.imgur.com/FdIAqnH.jpg

[steveyos]

I wanna traverse that terrain so bad, I can't stand where I live somebody buy me a winnebago so I can sail across the colorado ocean and get cberry, then every anime character and video game character, then I'll go to texas and run over fatima and jon and lolwhaels then pick up deso garf reno and doli, then we'll sail some more to get ruby, maybe fanfare if he doesn't have pms, and then let's fucking murder everyone else then go for an awesome hike in scotland because I think that really is scotland and I just wanna walk there so bad

[steveyos]

if there was no humidity and it was nice and cool out that would be where I want to live so bad

[UofLCardfan08]

ITT the fat person doesn't like humid weather

[cberry]

terror baby and i are soul mates she just doesnt know it yet

[rubycalaber]

feels good to live in scotland that literally looks like heaven with endless flowing green fields and lush mountains and not like clapistan where everyone is huddled in horrible gray cities full of niggers

[cberry]

keep sayin nigger see how fucking bad i mop yo ass up bro

[steveyos]

ruby do you have a guest house because I'm not joking in the slightest I really feel like if I lived in scotland I could just walk the rolling hills and all those little cliffs and stuff and wow I would be in better shape so fast so long as I could find fruits and vegetables that weren't deep fried, wow I hate rhode island I hate it so much

[kosher dildo]

feels good to live in scotland that literally looks like heaven with endless flowing green fields and lush mountains and not like clapistan where everyone is huddled in horrible gray cities full of niggers

I was really disappointed that no one had the gumption to give trump and his bastard son the dirtnaps they so richly deserve.

[maks]

well if your avatar didn't confirm you as a lizard using the word "gumption" certainly did

[kosher dildo]

well if your avatar didn't confirm you as a lizard using the word "gumption" certainly did

You won't find that word in the lizard lexicon, maxi.

[maks]

You won't find that word in the lizard lexicon, maxi.

I think you're wrong, I think it's the sort of word a 55 year old would use and if history has taught us anything it's that the lizards are all 55 years old.

[kosher dildo]

I think you're wrong, I think it's the sort of word a 55 year old would use and if history has taught us anything it's that the lizards are all 55 years old.

So you're a snot-nosed kid in your early 20's? Will you hate yourself when you hit 30?

[Gentleman Doli]

that takes some real gumption, dollface

[maks]

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY GUMPTION

BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON 9GAG

[Camoron]

I wanna traverse that terrain so bad, I can't stand where I live somebody buy me a winnebago so I can sail across the colorado ocean and get cberry, then every anime character and video game character, then I'll go to texas and run over fatima and jon and lolwhaels then pick up deso garf reno and doli, then we'll sail some more to get ruby, maybe fanfare if he doesn't have pms, and then let's fucking murder everyone else then go for an awesome hike in scotland because I think that really is scotland and I just wanna walk there so bad

arent u going to pick uop the Michigan Crew

[maks]

that takes some real gumption, dollface

dag nabbit! what's the rhubarb, knucklehead? I ought to slug you, that's my two cents!

[maks]

9gag is the cat's pajamas, a real hotsy-totsy joint. now scram before I upchuck!

[Gentleman Doli]

lmao

[kosher dildo]

that takes some real gumption, dollface

Enduring the horribly stale shitposting?

[Gentleman Doli]

Enduring the horribly stale shitposting?

Butthurt, much?

[Camoron]

this shit is bananas

[maks]

9gag gumption, what's your function?

You fuddy duddies are a real piece of work. Eager beavers, all of you. Well that's above my pay grade!

[kosher dildo]

Butthurt, much?

U?

[maks]

U?

Spoken like a ginned up hep cat

[kosher dildo]

You fuddy duddies are a real piece of work. Eager beavers, all of you. Well that's above my pay grade!

Not the lizards I've run into.

So what is your paygrade, maxi?

[Camoron]

yeah see yeah *smokes cigar*

[rubycalaber]

keep sayin nigger see how fucking bad i mop yo ass up bro

I-I-I j-just meant like th-thuggish people in general of any race :hide:


I was really disappointed that no one had the gumption to give trump and his bastard son the dirtnaps they so richly deserve.

someone tried to shove shaving cream in his face him but his wife whos a quarter of his age and probably a robot stopped it

[kosher dildo]

Spoken like a ginned up hep cat

I suppose that's better than a ginned up chanfaggot that says "butthurt, much?".

[rubycalaber]

he used some other grampa word the other day, what was it, oh yeah, "dicey"

[kosher dildo]

someone tried to shove shaving cream in his face him but his wife whos a quarter of his age and probably a robot stopped it

The khazars have done a very thorough job of pussifying the Western nations.

[kosher dildo]

he used some other grampa word the other day, what was it, oh yeah, "dicey"

I'm really sorry about that.

[rubycalaber]

The khazars have done a very thorough job of pussifying the Western nations.

is...... is the khazars how people said jews in the 18th century? and his robot wife is asian

[kosher dildo]

is...... is the khazars how people said jews in the 18th century? and his robot wife is asian

I'm sure you're too young to bother with scientific journals, but around February the Oxford Journal published a Jewish geneticist's research re the lineage of the European Jewry. Turns out it's a 100% certainty that they are not Semites, and the previous research conducted by Jewish geneticists claiming to show that they were used fraudulent methodology. So they have no connection to the "holy land" they've been claiming is their ancestral homeland for the last 100+ years.

On top of that, the research showed that their genetic makeup closely matches that of the people in close proximity to what was Khazaria. Which makes sense given that Khazaria converted to Judaism around the 8th century.

[Autistic Spectrum]

somebody better tell plug drugs his grandfather found this fourm

[Camoron]

im gonna call you melatonin cause youre a natural remedy for insomnia

[Camoron]

Mel for short

[kosher dildo]

somebody better tell plug drugs his grandfather found this fourm


:goodone:

[kosher dildo]

im gonna call you melatonin cause youre a natural remedy for insomnia

Contributions via paypal are always welcome.

[kosher dildo]

Mel for short

http://gbe.oxfordjournals.org/content/5/1/75.full

[always stevey]

who is kosher dildo?

[Autistic Spectrum]

a huge faggot

[kosher dildo]

a huge faggot

http://gbe.oxfordjournals.org/content/5/1/61.full

[Camoron]

who is kosher dildo?

oh him, thats mel

[Camoron]

and basically, hes just a huge faggot

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/C897kgQ.jpg

[Camoron]

you dont use a controlelr to play DayZ :rofl:

[Autistic Spectrum]

acutally fag u can http://www.amazon.com/Genesis-PC-USB-Cable-RETROLINK-Sega/dp/B0080RAT42/ref=pd_sxp_f_pt

u get that and a genesis controler and u can easily map the keys fag hole

[Autistic Spectrum]

in fact i would dare to say if your not playing dayz with a controller your not playing dayz

[kosher dildo]

and basically, hes just a huge faggot

Was it something I said? lol

[always stevey]

Camerone keeps sending me "why do you hate me so much" texts right now. omg

[Camoron]

lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

so tell him the truth cag, don't let him down easy, send him into a deeper depression,,

[Camoron]

i had to turn away from the monitor to keep from crying

[always stevey]

I had to turn away from my cat so she wouldn't see the pain in my face.

[Autistic Spectrum]

mom u are gonna need to run to walgreens to pick me up a few extra bottle of prozac and those andy capp cheddar fries i like, cag's at it again!!!

[always stevey]

its been three days.. cat hasn't come home. I suspect zetas.

[Camoron]

mom u are gonna need to run to walgreens to pick me up a few extra bottle of prozac and those andy capp cheddar fries i like, cag's at it again!!!

oddly specific

[Autistic Spectrum]

your cat, well it's dead, either got run over or a larger predator killed it, it's time to move on cag, it's time to let go,

[Camoron]

roscoe couldnt be eaten by anything he weighs olike 100 pouinds

[always stevey]

YEs she could have. probably coyotes or something ripped her apart and ate the pieces.

[Autistic Spectrum]

you know cag's cat's name, welp it's been fun cagrom, but i really need to stop talking to the both of you

[rubycalaber]

I'm sure you're too young to bother with scientific journals, but around February the Oxford Journal published a Jewish geneticist's research re the lineage of the European Jewry. Turns out it's a 100% certainty that they are not Semites, and the previous research conducted by Jewish geneticists claiming to show that they were used fraudulent methodology. So they have no connection to the "holy land" they've been claiming is their ancestral homeland for the last 100+ years.

On top of that, the research showed that their genetic makeup closely matches that of the people in close proximity to what was Khazaria. Which makes sense given that Khazaria converted to Judaism around the 8th century.

pretty sure the jews are shapeshifting reptiles

[rubycalaber]

like.......... lizards...............................

[Camoron]

YEs she could have. probably coyotes or something ripped her apart and ate the pieces.

you dont sound sad saying this at all

[Camoron]

you know cag's cat's name, welp it's been fun cagrom, but i really need to stop talking to the both of you

shes saId it on tinychat before pay attention faglord

[always stevey]

you dont sound sad saying this at all

i dunno wat im supposed to do about it.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/V7xL2iD.jpg

[Camoron]

i dunno wat im supposed to do about it.

go look for your fuckign cat

[Autistic Spectrum]

thank you kosker dildo for the memegerneoryr site i never knew what that stuff was till i saw your avy,

[Camoron]

is the little kid ruybyy

[Autistic Spectrum]

um u can't really look for a cat, u see cat's are cat like and not like dumb dogs who just run in the middle of the road or rummage around in the trash, cat's are sneaky, they sneak, u can't see a cat, unless the cat wants you to see him, please, buy a book on cats before u talk about cag's cat anymore,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

that's the annoying gamer meme from memegerneoryt,net HE'S ANNOYING AS HELL

[Camoron]

you can look for this cat because its so fat its impossible to miss

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/rmytIcD.jpg

[always stevey]

No, she's totally gone. looked everywhere for her when I got home last night.

[Camoron]

im sorry. what kind fo name is Roscoe for a female cat. or is this your other cat whose name i dont know (the mean one)

[always stevey]

maybe she had kittens! :)

[Camoron]

katie or soemthing. katie the cat

[Autistic Spectrum]

did u call the road kill dept in your town, and look though there bin, cause my bet would be that your cat is there,

[always stevey]

I drowned Katie in the washing machine. she's a bitch.

[Camoron]

my dinner is there also

[kosher dildo]

pretty sure the jews are shapeshifting reptiles

That I don't know about but I do know they're really good at suckering people into fighting their wars for them.

[Camoron]

I drowned Katie in the washing machine. she's a bitch.

:facepalm: :awjeez:

[Autistic Spectrum]

infowars.com

[Autistic Spectrum]

so not only do you overfeed your cat, but you don't get it spayed or neutered, wow ya, u should totally own a pet cag,

[Autistic Spectrum]

can hardly take care of yourself, but sure why not entrust another living's life to you, great idea, getting a cat,

[Camoron]

i want a pet cag

[kosher dildo]

http://i.imgur.com/V7xL2iD.jpg

Nah, just shifty.

[Camoron]

ill take care of it and never let it off its leash

[always stevey]

Roscoe was too fat to fuck anything so I never bothered.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would keep my pet cag chained to my basement wall and ass fuck it once and while,

[always stevey]

I've spent thousands on that cat, once when she fought with raccoons and practically ripped her chest out, then a few weeks ago when i took her to the vet for an abcess.

[kosher dildo]

infowars.com

That faggot's worse than a jew.

[Camoron]

disgusting

[Autistic Spectrum]

Roscoe was too fat to fuck anything so I never bothered.

um stevey's mom got him fixed, u want stevey running around , having little steveys, same with your cat cag, please watch the price is right, wait till the end,

[Camoron]

the showcase showdown?

[Autistic Spectrum]

I've spent thousands on that cat, once when she fought with raccoons and practically ripped her chest out, then a few weeks ago when i took her to the vet for an abcess.

you really need a roomate or a boyfriend cag,

[Camoron]

always take the second showcase

[always stevey]

The part where bob barker neuters a dog with his bare hands.

[Autistic Spectrum]

that's not the imporant part, the part cag should watch is the very end, the guy with glasses says someting she needs to hear

[always stevey]

If Bob Barker had children would they be born with white hair?

[kosher dildo]

um stevey's mom got him fixed, u want stevey running around , having little steveys, same with your cat cag, please watch the price is right, wait till the end,

Bob Barker got shitcanned. Got caught squeezing the charmin.

[Camoron]

always take the second showcase
thought this was obvious

[Camoron]

Bob Barker got shitcanned. Got caught squeezing the charmin.

jesus christ you really must be old

[Camoron]

i really want more kethcup chips

[always stevey]

What is squeezing the charmin?

[always stevey]

Who is Kosher dildoe?7

[Camoron]

its a reallyt old reference

[always stevey]

its a reallyt old reference

What does it mean tho?7777777777777

[Camoron]

Mel makes references to commercials from the 70s so he must be at elast 50

[Camoron]

What does it mean tho?7777777777777

0yG-y8poTLU

[always stevey]

Squeezing the charmin?

[Camoron]

mr. whipple was the most recognizable man in america

[always stevey]

wow.

[Autistic Spectrum]

kosher dildo, is someone who knows some rubynet memes but he also knows way too much about lizard people and says lizard people alot, so he's def a lizard for sure, he also remebers where he was when the stock market crashed in 1925 and started the great deperssion

[kosher dildo]

What is squeezing the charmin?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoHhzyh9kCg

[always stevey]

You're so old you've forgotten that cameron posted that like 5 minutes ago.

[kosher dildo]

You're so old you've forgotten that cameron posted that like 5 minutes ago.

You'll be old one day, princess. Pray that you age "gracefully".

[always stevey]

You'll be old one day, princess. Pray that you age "gracefully".

I won't. I will die from alcolism way before then.

[Camoron]

You'll be old one day, princess. Pray that you age "gracefully".

* he types as his hands seize up with arthritis *

[rubycalaber]

cameron is going to kill himself by the end of the year I'm pretty sure, so jokes on you old lizard man!

[steveyos]

arent u going to pick uop the Michigan Crew

you and rootbeer right? sure, but if you mention cag there will be gumption to pay

[Camoron]

cameron is going to kill himself by the end of the year I'm pretty sure, so jokes on you old lizard man!

why would I do that

[kosher dildo]

I won't. I will die from alcolism way before then.

That's a nasty way to go. A bullet's a lot less painful.

[steveyos]

somebody better tell plug drugs his grandfather found this fourm
heehhhhhhhh

[kosher dildo]

Anyone remember this classic?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGQyv-43334

[steveyos]

you dont use a controlelr to play DayZ :rofl:

arma has native 360 controller support so I actually do, but I need to find a way to map alt to LB so I can freelook

[rubycalaber]

why would I do that

well...... how can I put this? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H4A8NfgqUb

[maks]

I'm sure you're too young to bother with scientific journals, but around February the Oxford Journal published a Jewish geneticist's research re the lineage of the European Jewry. Turns out it's a 100% certainty that they are not Semites, and the previous research conducted by Jewish geneticists claiming to show that they were used fraudulent methodology. So they have no connection to the "holy land" they've been claiming is their ancestral homeland for the last 100+ years.

On top of that, the research showed that their genetic makeup closely matches that of the people in close proximity to what was Khazaria. Which makes sense given that Khazaria converted to Judaism around the 8th century.

you're pretty much plug drugs dad huh

[maks]

please tell your son to check himself into a mental facility and then immediately asphyxiate yourself in the most efficient way possible, I suggest putting your head in a gas oven or running the car in the garage with the doors shut for a while

[kosher dildo]

Butthurt, maxi?

[kosher dildo]

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?

Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

[rubycalaber]

>implying the holocaust happened
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/ImplyingImperialEagle.jpg

[maks]

Butthurt, maxi?

no but using that phrase unironically combined with your 40 year old holocaust joke have convinced me beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're a lizard and belong in the herpetarium with the rest of your kind

[steveyos]

delete this forum

[kosher dildo]

no but using that phrase unironically combined with your 40 year old holocaust joke have convinced me beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're a lizard and belong in the herpetarium with the rest of your kind

Seems an awful lot of angst for a pussified goy shitposter to be carrying around, maxi.

[Cody]

Seems an awful lot of angst for a pussified goy shitposter to be carrying around, maxi.

i've been saying this for like over a week now i think

[Autistic Spectrum]

well at least your rep boosting alt's and you agree

[maks]

Seems an awful lot of angst for a pussified goy shitposter to be carrying around, maxi.

how is that angsty? I'm putting the pieces together and compiling a case, it's more sherlock holmes than holden caufield. are you actually reacting to what I say or are you just picking at random from a list of cliched internet insults?

[kosher dildo]

i've been saying this for like over a week now i think

Wonder what he'd be like if he was butthurt. lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

prob a lolcow, spurting lolmilk out of his lolteets,,

[kosher dildo]

well at least your rep boosting alt's and you agree

You don't have a rep boosting alt?

[maks]

going to go out on a limb here and guess that this new lizard doesn't actually know what angsty means, I suspect someone said it to him once and it really burned his britches so now it's his catch-all comeback

[kosher dildo]

how is that angsty? I'm putting the pieces together and compiling a case, it's more sherlock holmes than holden caufield. are you actually reacting to what I say or are you just picking at random from a list of cliched internet insults?

I don't recall Sherlock Holmes ever telling Moriarty to asphyxiate himself. Do you?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i don't recall ever reading sherlock holmes because in my day they had these things called video games, that made books obsolete, and no longer did i have to ride my 1893 schwiin to the local libary for entertainment

[kosher dildo]

i don't recall ever reading sherlock holmes because in my day they had these things called video games, that made books obsolete, and no longer did i have to ride my 1893 schwiin to the local libary for entertainment

Thing is, video games rot your imagination.

[maks]

Thing is, video games rot your imagination.

...said the least imaginative poster since cody

[kosher dildo]

...said the least imaginative poster since cody

What would a snobbish conformist know about imagination?

[maks]

What would a snobbish conformist know about imagination?

well for one thing I don't get my slang from humphrey bogart movies

[Cody]

What would a snobbish conformist know about imagination?

:goodone:

[Cody]

well for one thing I don't get my slang from humphrey bogart movies

:badone:

[Cody]

:facepalm:

[m0nde]

too bad Cody tagged up this thread at the end

[Autistic Spectrum]

just did a google search on bing, and it turns out that's not rubys house